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(NSFW) Have you ever thought about Fluther during intimate relations?

Asked by sliceswiththings (11723points) August 4th, 2011

Last night I was doing the dirty, and for whatever reason my mind wandered to Fluther. I think I was crafting a question, and I caught myself, smiled, and began crafting this question instead.

Maybe I’ve discussed sex on here so much that I can’t differentiate the two?

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ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

No, but that is hilarious and awesome.

sliceswiththings's avatar

Hope you will next time, @Nef!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

LOL! Not a chance!

TexasDude's avatar

Where do you want it, baby?

Oh yeah right there!

….GREAT ANSWER!

KateTheGreat's avatar

I got really bored during sex once, the sex was absolutely horrible. He turned out to be a horrible person too.

During this time though, I started thinking about witty questions to ask.

sliceswiththings's avatar

Only bored during sex once in your life?? Did you ask any?

KateTheGreat's avatar

@sliceswiththings Oh honey, I get bored with sex all of the time. I’ve practically given up for now. Hahaha. And I don’t remember. I think I got drunk the next day so I’d forget it.

tranquilsea's avatar

Nope, not a once.

Hibernate's avatar

No and I don’t think it will happen anytime soon.

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

I bet most of us will end up doing it at least once, now that the question has been put out there.

flutherother's avatar

Thinking about Fluther while having sex beats thinking about sex while having Fluther I’m sure.

ucme's avatar

Why no, the wife often tells me to ”log in” but that’s a whole different ball game.

Blackberry's avatar

Yeah, we have to last somehow. That’s how we’re considerate of the woman’s feelings :D

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

No. Maybe I’ll start though.

rebbel's avatar

I never think about Fuckher when I Flut her.

King_Pariah's avatar

Were you seriously that bored?!

Cruiser's avatar

No….not once! lol!

FutureMemory's avatar

No, to do so would be pretty pathetic imho.

Jude's avatar

I thought about Flutherite right before sex.

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

@flutherother does anyone Fluther and not think about sex? I thought that was the norm around here.

flutherother's avatar

@ANef_is_Enuf Well if it wasn’t before it is now.

FutureMemory's avatar

My posts are so short because I usually only have one hand free.

wink wink.

@Jude Which flutherite did you think about before sex?

redfeather's avatar

Nope. Never. But now I can tell that’s all I’m gonna think about next time. Grrrrrreat.

Jude's avatar

@FutureMemory A female Flutherite. I can’t name names.

Jude's avatar

@redfeather i luff you.

fyi, it was @redfeather. I just loved her answers.

redfeather's avatar

@Jude wwwoooooooeeeeeee! Hot damn!

Jude's avatar

oh, shit.. I meant it wasn’t redfeather, lol.

redfeather's avatar

@Jude your subconscious is showing!!! Haha. Now you’re totally gonna think about me. With a blonde perm.

FutureMemory's avatar

I’ve thought about redfeather, too ;)

KateTheGreat's avatar

Back off, @redfeather is mineeeeeeeeee. :) Hahahaha, I love her to death.

King_Pariah's avatar

I say @KatetheGreat gets @redfeather since I stole her toilet paper, only fair…

redfeather's avatar

Now, now jellies. There’s enough to go around ;)

Jude's avatar

I just want 5 minutes with her. Thas’ it!

KateTheGreat's avatar

Okay, okay. I’m willing to share with @Jude but not with @King_Pariah. He stole my toilet paper.

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

See what I mean.

KateTheGreat's avatar

@ANef_is_Enuf You love us. Don’t deny it.

King_Pariah's avatar

@KatetheGreat I was saying that you get her, not share her, lol loving how @redfeather just turned into a commodity

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

@KatetheGreat I would never! It’s a fact.

KateTheGreat's avatar

@King_Pariah Dude, @redfeather is amazing. You must understand this.

@ANef_is_Enuf Awwwwww. You so sweeeeeet. ;)

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

If you don’t understand now, you never will. :\ Her greatness is clearly too… great.

Jude's avatar

Kate the great would know! :)

KateTheGreat's avatar

@King_Pariah I’m going to impale you with a blunt stick if you don’t understand, fool! :)

King_Pariah's avatar

@KatetheGreat bring it Vlad. I got dishes that need to be cleaned. :P (yeah I got a death wish, lol)

KateTheGreat's avatar

@King_Pariah You might not want to go there!

King_Pariah's avatar

@KatetheGreat Bring it? Okay, well I got a bunch of dishes that need to be done, the floors need to be scrubbed, and the fireplace swept out. have fun! lol

KateTheGreat's avatar

@King_Pariah You want a sandwich with that as well?

King_Pariah's avatar

@KatetheGreat nahhhh… just champagne. ;)

Aethelflaed's avatar

Yes, but again, it was really bad sex and he turned out to be a douche. Gentlemen: Try to aim for pleasing your partner enough that she doesn’t think “I’d rather be Fluthering”. It doesn’t always have to be the best sex ever, but that’s a real low. It’s only slightly better than when she thinks “God, can’t this be over already? I have laundry to fold”.

Bellatrix's avatar

No. Thank goodness. No.

lemming's avatar

Ahhh, nooo! ....although maybe with my last boyfriend, haha :D

creative1's avatar

Nope but I haven’t had sex since long before I started Fluthering so it could be the opportunity just hasn’t come up.

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

@Aethelflaed yes. Fluther trumps laundry.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Never thought about fluther during sex. But I have thought about sex during fluther.

ragingloli's avatar

Eeeeeeeewwwwww.
No.
Not that I have sex.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

No, but I’ve thought about sex while on Fluther!

El_Cadejo's avatar

Not about fluther, just certain jellies on fluther :P

Neizvestnaya's avatar

Not that I recall. Sex is like magick time for me, I’m all there with my partner. It may sound cheesey but he is my sexual fantasies come true, whatever I want.

AshLeigh's avatar

If I actually had sex I probably would. XD

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