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[ NSFW ] Can you come up with bedroom rules using political terms?

Asked by mazingerz88 (18502 points ) October 13th, 2011

All just for fun folks!

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Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Premature end to the filibuster is frowned on.

Blackberry's avatar

Constituents in your cabinet must have at least 18 years of experience.

smilingheart1's avatar

Don’t ask don’t tell (on all kinds of stuff)

TexasDude's avatar

Occupy her, then Teabag her.

…yeah.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Bipartisanship is strongly encouraged. One party rule will result in the sargent at arms seeing no action.

LuckyGuy's avatar

We need to involve both sides of the house.

rebbel's avatar

“Oh yay, yay, that is nice…, yay, there…, there it feels great, oh yay yay YAY YAY…. fantastic!.....,nay, don’t touch me there baby… I’m coming, co-ming…., YAY!!!!!!!”

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

LOL, you guys are hilarious. These are great.

SavoirFaire's avatar

If habeas corpus is refused, your only option is to proceed ex parte.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No gerrymandering with anyone other than your spouse or S/O.
Unless it’s an open party.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Breech the isle in co-partisanship.

Closed door intimate caucus.

janbb's avatar

Nobody’s invoked a writ of habeas corpus?

SavoirFaire's avatar

A voucher from an embedded reporter may lead to multiple referrals, and perhaps even a live pair.

SavoirFaire's avatar

Doing the Potomac two-step with beltway bandits often results in a six year itch.

SavoirFaire's avatar

Always beware blow-back when participating in a gang of six.

SavoirFaire's avatar

Those filing for discharge may be subject to an automatic stay.

SavoirFaire's avatar

Hey, so were the Beach Boys the first to practice American exceptionalism?

Luiveton's avatar

I know I’ll sound exceedingly stupid if I say this; but this is just so lame.
Just do the 69 right away.

SavoirFaire's avatar

Capital offenses may lead to an adversary proceeding and objections to dischargeability.

GabrielsLamb's avatar

Four words…

Don’t pull a bill clinton.

I know very little about politics, does it show?

mazingerz88's avatar

For guys…

Don’t go too far left or too far right. The center is where the pay-off always is.

GabrielsLamb's avatar

@mazingerz88 HA HAAAA even I got that.

filmfann's avatar

Veto means veto!

filmfann's avatar

PACs are good. Super PACs are better

filmfann's avatar

Passing a bill is harder if you attach a rider.

janbb's avatar

How about skipping the oral arguments and putting it to a straight up or down vote?

filmfann's avatar

It all depends on how you caucus.

SavoirFaire's avatar

@janbb I had an “oral arguments” line waiting, but yours was much better!

fizzbanger's avatar

I’m going to examine your snatch Ron Paul-style!

mazingerz88's avatar

“One should never work hard on a bill inside the Oval Office.” – Monica Lewinksy

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