People who know me really well know that when I say ___ I really mean ___...
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“When I say stop it, I really mean stop it”.
“When I say halt, police, I really mean halt, police” (attention all cars, shots fired. he did not halt).
…when I say anything, I really mean it!
I’m a pretty clear and direct type, no 2nd guessing what I mean.
When I say “great,” I really mean “well, shit.”
when I say “I’m a Christian, ” I really mean, “I’m a follower of Jesus and not one of those right wing nuts.”
When I say: “I don’t feel like sex now, thank you very much”, I really mean; “Can you please get me an aspirine?”.
Ohhhhhh! I mean your an idiot.
Strange but true: When I say any kind of insult I really mean “You’re awesome and I’m glad to know you.”
“Nice” with an eyebrow raised and a half smile = “you’re an idiot.”
When I say, “Sure. I’ll have a beer.”, I really mean, “You better have enough in there to get the job done.”
When I say something, I really mean it, unless of course I’m jesting, or speaking in hyperbole, or… ! : )
When I say, “I’m tired.” , I really mean I am depressed/sad and do not feel like talking about it….so I just say “I’m tired” instead when someone asks how I am.
People who know me really well know that when I say “Listen here Peewee Herman” or “Listen here, homeboy” I really mean “I will fuck you up.”
When I say, “ok, that’s enough of that”, it really means I’m past being amused and on the edge of snarly. I have a bad habit of trying to convince myself I’m more patient than I really am.
When I say “I’ll think about it” I mean “I’m never going to revisit it in my mind ever again”
When I say “just a sec” I mean “wait an indefinite period of time from 1 second to never”
When I say anything I really mean it.
(I do not speak up often.)
I’ve never meant a single thing I’ve said.
When I say nothing, that usually means everything.
When I say, “hey babe, wanna make love,” I mean, “Shut the hell up woman, I do not want to listen to you talk about how so and so is such a bitch because of blah blah blah and she ratted Billy bob out for selling weed on campus and how she must be a lesbian for not liking any of the jocks and not having a boyfriend and other such irritating gossip.” Seriously, how did I ever end up with girls like that… I thought it was guys who called a girl a lesbian for not having a boyfriend. Gahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! It must have been divine punishment for being a horny dumbass asshole in high school… Sometimes I wanted to tell her that so and so was not a lesbian because I did xxx with her but that’d only have gotten her to shut up for about 5 seconds before she returned to her chatter at about 40 decibels higher… I was such an idiot back in high school… Done ranting, bumped into this particular ex today and had to let out my frustration, sorry.
When I say “I’ll be there in an hour” I mean “I’ll be there in 3 hours.”
I’m serious. They don’t even start getting ready until 2 hours later. If I were to actually get there on time, they wouldn’t even have begun to get ready yet. Bad.
when I saw nothing, it means I’m saying mean stuff in my throat.
@jazmina88… So when you close your eyes or are blindfolded you think mean things? :P
@King_Pariah Absolutely!
That was a typo…....of course. I do that often. But very freudian
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