Who would you rather have your daughter sleeping with,John Mayer or Kid Rock?

Melissa Etheridge.

Ewww! I guess if she had to do one, I’d go with John Mayer.

Kid Rock has a crazy ex wife, right?

Mayer it is.

John Mayer is a festering pool of STDs that treats women like a glove to masturbate in.

I don’t know anything about Kid Rock.

This would make for the worst choose your own adventure story ever. If I had to choose one I would choose Kid Rock. Only because he is from Detroit, other than that everything I make up in my head about either of these two tool bags is horrible.

I’d be going to prison for manslaughter if I had a daughter and if such a crisis as such arose.

I don’t know who either of those people are.

Kid Rock, that Southern heart and soul is always easier to read than a sketchy womanizer.

I hope they would say no to either of them. I think with that choice, abstinence is definitely the only way to go.

I like John Mayer’s music, but he seems like quite the dog and Kid Rock…. words fail me!

I have heard from people who’ve met Mayer, and from popular rumor… that he’s a jerk in real life.

But then with Kid Rock I don’t know if there’s even a facade of nice behavior.

Can I opt for her to be a nun instead?

Kid Rock has been with Pamela Anderson who has hepatitis C and who knows what other STD’s. John Mayer seems like a butt. I’d chain her up in the basement.

I wouldn’t mind sleeping with John Mayer.

@eiram I hope you have good health insurance and full body latex.

@zenvelo Not really.

I’d like to sleep with Mayer. My Mother would pick him over Kid Rock.

@zenvelo And internal antibacterial body wash..ewww so skeevy.

I hope if I had a daughter and these were her only choices, she’d choose an alterntive lifestyle.

Oddly enough, I think Kid Rock probably respects women more than John Mayer does. But my wife wants to know why “sex with a goat as part of some Satanic ritual” is not one of the options. She asked this with an air of indicating that would be her preference.

@SavoirFaire Thought of that as an option but couldn’t think of a goat that wouldn’t be insulted to be compared to the two of them. Got any ideas?

@Adirondackwannabe Just get a particularly old goat past caring and explain that he’d be helping to prevent young girls from making a terrible mistake. Or maybe this one would be willing to help. He seems to like the ladies.