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Just for fun - what would be some really bad ideas for children and babies' toys?

Asked by zensky (13280 points ) February 28th, 2012

Flamable, choking hazard and poisonous toys welcome.

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TexasDude's avatar

My First Fissable Material Playset™

ragingloli's avatar

A bottle of nitroglycer- oh you said bad.

chyna's avatar

Dry cleaning bags.

Brian1946's avatar

White phosphorus play set. Sodium bathtub boats.

Judi's avatar

Well, Barbie was already a bad idea.

filmfann's avatar

Baby’s First Chainsaw

whitecarnations's avatar

Swiss Army Knife.

Coloma's avatar

Barbwire Barbi.
G.I. Blow exploding soldier
My little Rattlesnake with real rattlesnake and razor blade in snakebite accessory kit
Jim Jones Koolaid stand
Blister the fun contortion game played on a sheet of super heated steel

TexasDude's avatar

@whitecarnations had one of those from the day I turned 7.

@Coloma oh wow.

gondwanalon's avatar

Flamethrower
M18 claymore mine

linguaphile's avatar

Ez-Puke Bulimic Barbie

Bratty dolls dressed up like sluts with porn star pouts oh oops, those are real

zensky's avatar

“Real time” Operation – with scalpels and forceps.

Instructions: Get your kid brother and have fun for hours.

keobooks's avatar

Head lice farm. Similar to an ant farm but twice the fun.

My Little Junkie – Doll that teaches your kids to cook up their own heroin, find a vein and shoot up.

Scissor Racer! – Zany game where you grab the sharpest scissors in the bag and then run like crazy!

Sylvia Plath’s EZ Suicide Oven

Build your own hand grenade kit

French Revolution Barbie comes with her own guillotine and head basket.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Ken and Barbie porn kit!

MollyMcGuire's avatar

toy guns—I hate them

ucme's avatar

Michael Jackson talking doll, his pants fall down & he says “Just beat it, beat it”
A dvd titled Come Play With Me by Peter File.

Keep_on_running's avatar

Pure lead pencils and paper printing set.

tom_g's avatar

color by numbers

flutherother's avatar

Glow in the dark paint set (contains real radium).

zensky's avatar

Bee Hive: The Game

flutherother's avatar

Introduce your children to gun safety; buy them a ‘baby gun’ (Fires real bullets. For children aged 3+)

gondwanalon's avatar

Also a pint jar full of mercury might be fun.

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