So what could that offer be that you can't refuse?

For some one to volunteer to do the yard work.

Cheesecake. I often joke I’d get in a car with a stranger if they flashed me a cheesecake. lol
Otherwise, I have overcome my animal addiction 100% in the last 10 years. No more “free” puppies, kittens,whatever.

No more chicks, goslings, no more horses, no more, no more. Yesterday I refused to even LOOK at the new chicks at my local feed store. Why chance a relapse? lol
NO! Run!

I’m too damn old to take care of a huge menagerie these days. 2 cats, 2 geese, good enough! haha

Someone who is willing to cut Milo’s nails.

@Coloma

And yet you use animals as your Fluther avatar. Hmmm!

@CaptainHarley Yes, well, I just “use” the animals already around here for my fix, no more seeking new animal highs. hehe

Two women.

Lol. This cracks me up(: Off the top of my head, it would be going to a studio and recording. I love to sing. It’s my thing(: So that would be mine haha.

I could have more than one woman love me, and they’d never be jealous of each other.

Other than that, it seems like I could find a way to look in the mouth of any gift horse.

@Coloma

LOL!

The only offer that I can think of which I could not refuse would be that my wife and children would always be protected. THAT I could not refuse! : )

@CaptainHarley AWWWH xD

@CaptainHarley Damn, why are the the good men either married or long dead. lol

LOL @coastiegirl96 and @Coloma

@Coloma

Um… because they are willing to put themselves in harm’s way, and because there are women who appreciate the value of a man like that? : )

@CaptainHarley Aaah, rare birds, either extinct or already in captivity in private collections. haha ;-)

All expenses paid travel to Turkey, Greece, Australia, Bali, or Morocco.

A fully-paid for doctorate program in my dream field. I’d float in that direction in a blissful fog.

ROFLMAO @Coloma

You have this inimitable way of putting things! : D