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Can we come up with a better name for a Bloody Mary made with V8?

Asked by ETpro (34145 points ) May 31st, 2012

Seems it’s just called a Bloody Mary V8, or V8 Bloody Mary. How boring is that? Even Bloody V8 is tame, but at least sounds like an English mechanic cursing a cranky engine.

There are already some imaginative bar names for tomato-based drinks. The Bloody Mary is one. The Virgin Mary a second. And then of course there is the Molested Mary. That’s when you drink the vodka straight then take the tomato juice and mess with it a bit.

So in that spirit, what’s a good name for V8 and Vodka, or say V8 Splash and Vodka?

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27 Answers

6rant6's avatar

Universal donor?

josie's avatar

Carrot and Stick

wundayatta's avatar

VJ squared (vodka and vegetable juice)

Allie's avatar

Holy Tomato. Kind of fits in with the Virgin Mary religious theme.. maybe.
SalV8tion. Also kind of religious, and incorporates the name V8.

@wundayatta wouldn’t that be V(squared)J? ;)

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Michael_Huntington's avatar

Raw sewage.
I take that back, I’m sorry. That was an undeserved insult to raw sewage.

Smashley's avatar

V8 – like the engine…
Of a big vehicle…
It inspires people to make poor decisions…
It’s red…
It can only be Canyonero

wundayatta's avatar

@Allie Of course. But that just doesn’t have the same kick, baby. Sorry.

SpatzieLover's avatar

I Shoulda Had a Vodka

picante's avatar

Moti-V8er
Bloody Vegan
Blo-Vee-Ate or BloV8 (in recognition of ubiquitous political rhetoric)

rebbel's avatar

Bloody Bathory

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

V-12. If you ever heard that in the IMSA Jag’s you’ll never forget it.

digitalimpression's avatar

Mortally wounded Mary.

gorillapaws's avatar

Henry the V8th? ...Meh, I’m not feeling inspired, a V8 Bloody Mary sounds revolting.

Sunny2's avatar

Vegan Mary
Vegetables for the Day Mary
Garden Variety Mary

Only138's avatar

How about a V8der. Like Darth Vader. Lycopene of the Sith. I don’t know. Vodka and tom8to juice??

laurenkem's avatar

Oh man, I really shouldn’t answer this because I happen to like something very strange. V8 Juice mixed with beer and then all the regular suspects – celery salt, pepper, tobasco, worchestshire, etc. And in a salted glass, please, with a stalk of celery! Where I live now, we just call this “Bloody Beer”.

ETpro's avatar

I’ve been laughing so long and hard I’m out of time to individually thanks all of you. Great answers, all.

If we arrange an injector pump to force a mix of the Vodka, Worcestershire Sauce, Tabasco and the spices into the V8 and a blower to mix in air to froth it up good, we’d have a Blown and Injected V8. You know the old line, Injection is fine, but I’d rather be blown. Well why settle for just one? With a Roots blower, you can have both. So we put the air in with a Roots blower. And we just pump in the alcohol and spices mix with a fuel injector designed for injecting methanol into a top fuel funny car.

woodcutter's avatar

I’d call it dog puke.

ETpro's avatar

@woodcutter I’d say enough of it will make you puke like a dog. It’s one of my favorite drinks, though.

laurenkem's avatar

@etpro, I think I’d like to sample the Blown and Injected V8. Sounds pretty yummy to me! <rummaging for the V8>

ETpro's avatar

@laurenkem So let it be written, so let it be done. One Blown and Injected V8 cumming coming up.

Ron_C's avatar

@ETpro ” Injection is fine, but I’d rather be blown” I’m not a motor-head and never heard this line. I actually LOL’d. Thanks

ETpro's avatar

@Ron_C I heard that joke so long ago I figured it would be new to most folks today. :-)

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