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The Jelly Below Me - Part 43?

Asked by DrBill (16016 points ) September 5th, 2012

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily

The response might be: False! I hate coffee or, True!

Then they might state: The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

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737 Answers

DrBill's avatar

TJBM is happy to see part 43

Coloma's avatar

Very! Thank You!

TJBM is happy too

noraasnave's avatar

TJAM: I am as happy as a human vegitable.

TJBM is completely full of him/her self

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, the opposite.

The jelly below me has specific favorite foods when they’re sick. Mine is Kung Pao chicken.

AshLeigh's avatar

Ice Cream, always.
TJBM (sweet dreams are made of this! Who am I to disagree?) traveled the world and the seven seas…. (Everybody’s… lookin’ for something!)

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Not all the seven seas.

TJBM ha been to Arctic Circle or above.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I have been to southeast asia. lol

TJBM wants to live in a grove of banana trees

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Sounds awesome, I love bananas!

The jelly below me will kick my ass up to 19k already, sheesh. goes postal if they don’t get enough alone time.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

There is postal and then there is . . .
P O S T A L

TJBM has been to Belize or British Honduras.

Symbeline's avatar

Nay.

TJBM like rolling themselves up in big soft blankets.

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM has cut the cheese in a loaded elevator.

Symbeline's avatar

No. But my dad did that once and it was gross.

TJBM likes poking pillows and seeing the corners bob up.

geeky_mama's avatar

Not so much.

TJBM has pulled a muscle. Ouch!

AshLeigh's avatar

Many times.
TJBM is listening to the rain.

DrBill's avatar

False, it’s not raining here

TJBM has fish as pets

noraasnave's avatar

I use fish to feed my cat.

TJBM feels like writing letters on rainy days.

DrBill's avatar

Kinda, write short stories

TJBM has a favorite Jelly

AshLeigh's avatar

I have a few.
TJBM has a lot of pillows on their bed.

Symbeline's avatar

Hell yeah I got eight, plus a big cushion. I got other pillows in the closet, too.

TJBM doesn’t believe in destiny; they decide their own future.

DrBill's avatar

TRUE, very true

TJBM is in the mood for a party, but not tonight…..

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes tonight. Please tonight.
I’ll bring the beautiful women, if you bring the booze.
TJBM will come to this party. :D

DrBill's avatar

True, as long as your there

TJBM want to come also

Symbeline's avatar

Count me in!

TJBM belongs to The Aristocracy of the Blue Pencil.

Coloma's avatar

False. I belong to the Aristocracy of geese lol

TJBM is going to bed soon

this_velvet_glove's avatar

False, I just woke up.
TJBM wants to drink coffee

creative1's avatar

true having some NOW!

TJBM has big plans for the weekend

this_velvet_glove's avatar

True
TJBM is looking for clean underwear

creative1's avatar

Nope mine are all kept in my panty drawer

TJBM going going to hop in the shower

this_velvet_glove's avatar

True (at least I hope so)
TJBM would rather starve than cook something to eat

fremen_warrior's avatar

False.

TJBM is getting too old for this.

Coloma's avatar

Too old for what?

TJBM had T-storms with lightening last night

creative1's avatar

false not last night

TJBM likes to read

Coloma's avatar

Very true. I am a knowledge seeker type.
TJBM woke to a beautiful sunrise

tups's avatar

I forgot to notice. But the sun was beautiful on my way to school.
TJBM prefers Pepsi to Coca Cola.

Coloma's avatar

True. Coke is waaay too sweet. I prefer diet soda most of the time.

TJBM is trying to get back on the diet wagon after a week of indulgence.

reijinni's avatar

what diet?
TJBM needs to visit this wonderful place.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…no thanks. I don’t ski and I have no desire to visit Iran, ever. lol

TJBM has ridden ATV’s in sand dunes

noraasnave's avatar

I have gotten a truck stuck in sand dunes in 29palms, California.

TJBM no longer kisses and tells.

Coloma's avatar

LOL…true, only when kissing my animals. Oooh horse lips, they gotta be talked about. lol

TJBM has a horse

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is wearing headphones.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM would want to see @Coloma do her impression of Lady Godiva.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Whoa ! !

TJBM has a new appliance.

Coloma's avatar

Almost. I am waiting on an amazon order to be delivered. An electric wood stove heater with fake glowing logs. lol

TJBM thinks @reijinni ‘s post was funny. Hey, I’ve done Lady Godiva in my day, yes I have. lol

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is a Debbie Downer.

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope I’m a Ursula Upper :P
TJBM has no idea what anyone is talking about.

tups's avatar

What anyone is taling about right here? No idea. What everybody in the world is talking about? I probably have no idea about that either.
TJBM knows that they know nothing.

Coloma's avatar

False. I know a lot more than nothing, but not everything.

TJBM is craving a cowboy breakfast with a denver omelet, hash browns and toast

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM has taken LDS.

syz's avatar

Nope, I don’t take drugs (I assume you mean LSD, rather than the Mormon Church).

TJBM Is goofing off at work (like me).

GracieT's avatar

I “work” as a volunteer at the RedCross. I always get to goof off!

TJBM is looking forward to Obama’s speech tonight. (I am!)

Coloma's avatar

False, I have NEVER even heard his voice, seriously, I am apolitical and could care less.
Wait..I take that back, I DID hear his voice, once, recently at a friends who had the news on. lol

TJBM doesn’t do politics

tups's avatar

I don’t do them, but I do care about it, because a lot of people are affected by it.
TJBM has never been in USA.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, I live here, in California. :-)
TJBM has never been to Great Briton

creative1's avatar

False was there for just under a month

TJBM wants to go to Paris France

this_velvet_glove's avatar

So true
TJBM is somewhere where it’s 00.05 right now

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Well it is 17:09 now.

TJBM has a jar of jelly beans.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I wish I did…

The jelly below me gets frequent sinus infections. (Like me. Again. Dammit.)

reijinni's avatar

nope. And I actually meant LDS.
TJBM would replace the stone tablets with iPads.

MilkyWay's avatar

False…
TJBM will eat a jungalokaroojatutureepogan.

bookish1's avatar

Well, that’s my new vocabulary word for the day, I suppose. I’d eat it if it doesn’t have meat….

TJBM is weary with hunger and fain would lie down.

Symbeline's avatar

No. But I am sleepy, so I would lie down. pillows, soft!

TJBM can’t wait for the weekend to get here.

bookish1's avatar

Strewth. I can’t wait to stay home and do my homework. Ah, grad school is the life…!

TJBM likes kiwis!

Symbeline's avatar

lol, homework, that’s harsh man

Ew no, I hate kiwis. moar liek eeeewwwwis amirite? XD

TJBM thinks Vikings are pretty damn cool.

bookish1's avatar

Oh yes, so much that I tried to teach myself Old Norse… I might even have a tattoo of Jörmundgand…

TJBM has a hot date this weekend.

Symbeline's avatar

been trying to teach myself Norwegian, myself. Kinda tough ha

No. Would be cool if I did though haha.

TJBM has sneezing problems whenever the weather changes drastically.

Coloma's avatar

Heh..I am dying with my fall allergies this last week. I want a sinus transplant. lol

TJBM likes Renee Zellweger the actress

fremen_warrior's avatar

The jelly in question has never met Rene Zellweger and will not make assumptions based on movies.

TJBM thinks the world of fremen_warrior and will send them cake.

AshLeigh's avatar

… Yes.
TJBM is really sleepy.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Quite so.

TJBM has been promised cake and would be very disappointed if they did not get any after all.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

False
TJBM can hear a child singing

creative1's avatar

True my daughter sings all the time

TJBM is going to bake something this weekend

geeky_mama's avatar

Most likely, yes. (Back to school = bake a lot of cookies at my house.)

TJBM is procrastinating today.

bookish1's avatar

Yep, my life consists of profound procrastination punctuated by frequent frenzies of intense work.

TJBM would rather go to the doctor than take their car to the mechanic…

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM would rather eat bacon than Nutella.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

False
TJBM doesn’t want to go back to school

bookish1's avatar

True… I didn’t want to, but it’s how I earn my living right now and the only realistic way I can make it back to France soon…

TJBM likes electronic music.

Coloma's avatar

Some, but not all.

TJBM is craving a spaghetti dinner with garlic bread and salad

Coloma's avatar

@bookish1 LOl..same here. I am either completely stalled or going 100mph. It always gets done, I know just how far I can push the envelope. haha

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM wants to operate on Rush Limbaugh.

creative1's avatar

Sure to give him a mouthectomy

TJBM is now wanting spaghetti with garlic bread and salad for dinner tonight like @Coloma has put into my mine…mmmmmm

Coloma's avatar

Haha…TRUE! I think I am going shopping and make my killer sauce tonight!
TJBM makes a killer spaghetti sauce

bookish1's avatar

You know it. Fry onions and other desired vegetables in olive oil. Add plain pasta sauce or can of crushed tomatoes. (Yes, yes, I have blanched, skinned, cut, seeded, and mashed fresh tomatoes, but I don’t have the time for that unless I’m trying to lay someone.) Season to taste with garlic, black pepper, paprika, parmesan, thyme, marjoram, basil, oregano, balsamic vinegar, a little mushroom or vegetable broth… Somebody else better do the dishes!

TJBM hates making phone calls.

Coloma's avatar

@bookish1 Damn you! I still have about 4 hours to go before sauce. lol

False. I just made 13 biz. calls in the last hour. I love babbling with people, I forget my original reason for calling half the time. Oh yeah, back to business. haha

TJBM is a people person

bookish1's avatar

Nope, it takes me lots of stimulants to get close to pretending to be a people person. I prefer interacting with people one on one or in small groups, but I have schmoozing or however you spell that.

TJBM likes stimulants…

MilkyWay's avatar

They’re alright….
TJBM has braces

newtscamander's avatar

Ha! No, all straight and naturally grown that way.
TJBM loves iced tea and scones with clotted cream…

Coloma's avatar

Actually no. I do not like tea at all, green tea once in awhile, but I do like scones. :-)

TJBM loves coffee ice cream mmmmm

MilkyWay's avatar

True, my 2nd favourite ice cream flavour.
TJBM loves mint chocolate chip ice cream

Coloma's avatar

OMG! Yes! Top 2, mint CC and coffee!

TJBM is torturing themselves with thoughts of ice cream now

MilkyWay's avatar

True :/
TJBM is sad the only ice cream in the house currently is chocolate… but they’re going to get some anyway

bookish1's avatar

No chocolate, nor any other flavor. I know you other Jellies are going to call this blasphemy, but I could quite happily live the rest of my life without ice cream. I certainly enjoy it, but I would never buy it by myself. I’ll take a savory meal and then a dessert of tropical fruit any day over ice cream.

TJBM wants to go out in the sun today.

creative1's avatar

been there done that

TJBM has a great suntan this year

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I avoid the sun, sensitive skin.
TJBM has been experiencing very hot weather the past two days.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

Not very hot, but yes
TJBM is tired

reijinni's avatar

yes
TJBM wants to kick Rand Paul Ryan in the rear.

bookish1's avatar

Nah, I’m not sure he would get the message. I’d rather see him diagnosed with a chronic disease that leaves him unable to work, and then lose his health insurance for having a “pre-existing condition.” That sounds about right.

TJBM thinks it should be dinner time already!!

GracieT's avatar

Kind of- we’re leaving for dinner with a friend now.

TJBM is SO sick of all the political posturing of the Presidential Election that they want to just fall asleep and have it be over!

(But I agree with @bookish1, and would sell tickets to that!)

MilkyWay's avatar

True, and I don’t even live in the States lol!
TJBM is in pain

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True. Horribly sick. Tylenol’s not working, I need hard stuff. But I don’t have any hard stuff… oi vey.

The jelly below me has accidentally stapled a body part before.

MilkyWay's avatar

0.0 No.
TJBM sends comforting (((((hugs)))))) to @WillWorkForChocolate <3

AshLeigh's avatar

[HUGS]
TJBM still eats pop rocks.

Coloma's avatar

Not for a long time. Feel better @WillWorkForChocolate :-(

TJBM is having SPAGHETTI soon —-mmmm, almost ready—

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM has problems with their current state of their radio stations, mainly the number of different owners.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

False
TJBM saw a goat yesterday

tups's avatar

No, unfortunately not.
TJBM is hungover.

DrBill's avatar

False, I don’t drink

TJBM is looking for something, and they are not sure what

GracieT's avatar

True! I’m usually looking for something, and I usually don’t know what something is!

TJBM is grateful for the rain.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

It’s sunny here
TJBM didn’t sleep much

Coloma's avatar

Mmm….true, went to bed late after a good week of sleeping.
TJBM has a lot of deer in their area

bookish1's avatar

Oh yes, great herds of both deer and students, haha.

TJBM wants to go play outside instead of doing housework.

Coloma's avatar

LOL…how the hell did you guess? Yes, I am stalling on the dusting and vacuuming and it is noon. Blame it on my allergies, so I am not too enthused to stir it up, but, a catch 22, gotta do it.

TJBM likes to reward themselves for tasks they hate doing

this_velvet_glove's avatar

Of course
TJBM is in love

tups's avatar

Nah, I don’t think so.
TJBM wants to go to Tokyo.

bookish1's avatar

Sure, I’d love to go there sometime… But I think I’d have to bring a whole suitcase full of peanut butter because I suspect it’s rather difficult to be a Hindu vegetarian there. Also, I am still licking my wounds from how expensive Paris was, and I’ve heard Tokyo is even more expensive!!

TJBM likes watching the rain coming in.

creative1's avatar

I like watching it come down but I am happy with it outside not coming in

TJBM would love to hear about @bookish1 trip to Paris (I know I loved it there)

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes, I would! (..and side note: @bookish1, not to worry – it’s easy to be vegetarian in Tokyo, or really pretty much anywhere in Japan. I was for years & years and found it much easier to find vegetarian options than here in the US.)

TJBM is getting a new Kindle in the near future.

creative1's avatar

Nope my plan is the iPad since you can do more with it

TJBM is already getting ready for Christmas

DrBill's avatar

TRUE: Have been shopping since July

TJBM will be read for Christmas about January 5th

fremen_warrior's avatar

Meh.

TJBM cannot remember the last time they looked at the stars.

DrBill's avatar

False, I look every night, through my telescope

TJBM follows the moon phases

Paul's avatar

False but it’s rather interesting.
TJBM likes my new avatar.
Even if I haven’t been on Fluther in quite some time :(

tups's avatar

Well, I haven’t seen your old one, but sure.
TJBM seeks answers.

bookish1's avatar

I do, that’s why I do la recherche (Research, seeking!)

TJBM needs more caffeine.

fremen_warrior's avatar

I need my daily dose, true.

TJBM just realized they have far too much stuff, and that they need to get rid of some of that “surplus”.

Paul's avatar

Yesterday I had that thought.
TJBM is a bit of a hoarder.

Coloma's avatar

False. I am a thrower away-er. I just had a yard sale a couple months ago and unloaded a bunch of stuff and made a few hundred bucks too! Yay!

TJBM heard a tree fall in the forest last night Big old Oak came crashing down at 1:30 am and I almost fell out of bed. lol

Keep_on_running's avatar

False. The tree never existed.

TJBM loves cheese.

Coloma's avatar

OMG yes! I am a cheese-a-holic. I order the most amazing Caraway Jack cheese from a coastal cheese factory, almost out of my favorite cheese again!

TJBM loves Smoked Gouda

fremen_warrior's avatar

I never really liked cheese all that much.

TJBM likes cigars.

Coloma's avatar

I like Swishers Sweets but haven’t had one in years.

TJBM remembers when it was okay to smoke in restaurants, on airplanes and anywhere if you were a smoker

bookish1's avatar

I didn’t know people actually smoked the original contents of Swisher Sweets…

I do remember that, although I was a little kid and not a smoker at the time! I remember on airplanes, when the “fasten seatbelt sign” came off, everyone could light up, haha.

TJBM wishes every weekend had three days…

Coloma's avatar

True! I think everyone should only work 4 days a week and only 6 hour days! lol

TJBM thinks the work ethic is over rated

MilkyWay's avatar

What work ethic? :D
TJBM is loving college.

tups's avatar

There’s no such thing here.
TJBM loves reggae.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM likes this

DrBill's avatar

False, no, I don’t care for it

TJBM favorite meal is dinner

this_velvet_glove's avatar

False
TJBM wants to be a fuckin’ rockstar

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM isn’t following doctor’s orders.

AshLeigh's avatar

The doctor didn’t give any orders.
TJBM is a cowboy, from mexico, with a British accent…

DrBill's avatar

False A cowboy from the Midwest

TJBM is looking for a break to go to bed

AshLeigh's avatar

I should be….
TJBM stayed up past their bed time!

this_velvet_glove's avatar

Always
TJBM will sleep in the car

tups's avatar

Sure, why not?
TJBM loves driving.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

I can’t drive :/
TJBM is wearing a band tshirt

creative1's avatar

false, just my nighty

TJBM can’t get enough coffee in the morning

tups's avatar

I can. I once drank three cups and it made me nausea. Maybe it was just that day, but two is enough.
TJBM is a smoker.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

Yes and no at the same time
TJBM is always worried about something

Keep_on_running's avatar

Absolutely true. Unfortunately
TJBM likes listening to the radio to relax.

Coloma's avatar

False. The only sounds I hear right now is my hot tub filtering, birds singing and my fingers typing. lol

TJBM likes hot cinnamon rolls with gooey melted frosting

MilkyWay's avatar

Oh yes! Mmmm, you’ve made my mouth water
TJBM suddenly feels hungry

this_velvet_glove's avatar

False, I just ate
TJBM wants to travel again

Coloma's avatar

Oh yes, but not in my budget right now, I am still paying off my last big travel excursion 2 years ago. It was the trip of the decade.

TJBM can amuse themselves for hours

Keep_on_running's avatar

True, and in a very childish way… :p

TJBM has watched the Inside Nature’s Giants series recently.

Coloma's avatar

False, but it sounds cool. I love nature documentaries, just watched Planet Earths most amazing events.

TJBM lives in a nature documentary. I do, rattlesnakes, falling trees, mountain lions, cat eating coyotes, a house full of tree frogs and alligator lizards. lol

GracieT's avatar

Nope- used to, but now I live in a subdivision.

TJBM just ate, and now plans to go try to work it off!

this_velvet_glove's avatar

No :p
TJBM would rather eat a spider than go back to school :/

Coloma's avatar

Haha..true, I haven’t been in school for 30 years. I thought about going back a few years ago, but, it was only a passing thought. lol

TJBM would like to jump into a pool of jello

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@this_velvet_glove I hate spiders so much, that I would actually rather go back to school for a week than have to even LOOK at the spider. :D

Sounds like fun. How about lime?

The jelly below me shares my loathing and disgust for spiders.

creative1's avatar

Actually spiders kill bad bugs so if you have spiders you have a worse problem than just the spiders

TJBM is getting a new puppy soon

Coloma's avatar

False, but, I got a new kitty last December! :-)

TJBM will tell me what to have for dinner, leftover spaghetti or grilled ham, cheese and veggie sandwiches

fremen_warrior's avatar

I am a Jelly of the herbivore persuasion, so take a wild guess ;-)

TJBM believes fremen_warrior is godlike in all aspects of His being (blessed be His Krysknife) and is thus considering starting to pray to Him (setting up a shrine in my honour is optional, albeit strongly encouraged ;-)

Coloma's avatar

Perhaps, but first he must tell me what color my glass is

TJBM is telepathic

this_velvet_glove's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate Haha I hate spiders too, that’s why I said it—

Yeah, kind of.
TJBM has a lot to face today

AshLeigh's avatar

Tomorrow, yes.
TJBM writes songs.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

True!
TJBM is watching a movie

fremen_warrior's avatar

False!

(@Coloma it’s orange / light brown)

TJBM had to give up something they’d really wanted for something they had to do (at least temporarily).

this_velvet_glove's avatar

I missed a concert I really wanted to go to
TJBM likes horror movies

fremen_warrior's avatar

I can sit through one without flinching, but like? Meh. I prefer good sci-fi.

TJBM is a better person after a cup of coffee, a poet after two, and a neurotic axe-murderer after three!

bookish1's avatar

Nope, I am just well on my way to functional after two cups…

TJBM likes herbal supplements. Just popped some Gingko, it’s gonna be a long day…

creative1's avatar

Nope

TJBM just got up and is having coffee

DrBill's avatar

false, don’t drink coffee

TJBM depends on another to fix breakfast

bookish1's avatar

Not since I was 12 or so, but I wish someone would make me breakfast.

TJBM likes hot cereal.

Keep_on_running's avatar

True. I love Weet-Bix with warm milk and honey or sugar. So comforting…

TJBM thinks they way overestimate their intelligence.

Coloma's avatar

Haha….not really, I think I estimate it realistically.

@fremen_warrior Zing! my glass was orange!

TJBM wants to hire @fremen_warrior as a party psychic

fremen_warrior's avatar

I was going to say I also do children’s parties, but you beat me to it.

So… how about that shrine now, eh? ;-)

TJBM is ashamed they did not yet get to know fremen_warrior (may His Stillsuit filter away our sins) too well, and have decided they will write a song in their honour to make up for their blatant lack of common courtesy and tact…

Coloma's avatar

LOL True!

Oooh great freeman warrior
raise your sword

We bow to your greatness
you are our lord

We shall fall upon bended knee and massage your feet
in groups of three

We shall fan your face with palm fronds fair
and run our fingers through your hair

TJBM will write the music for my lyrics

fremen_warrior's avatar

Oh what the hell: here’s the melody for ya :P Great job with the song btw. I commend your lyricsmanship (lyricswomanship?)

TJBM has been to Ireland many times, and intends to go back many times more!

(and btw. isn’t fremen_warrior, blessed be His Sandals, just the best ever?)

Coloma's avatar

^ LOL…False, I have only been to Asia, nowhere in Europe, but I used to work for an Irish wine maker. haha

TJBM thinks @fremen_warrior is in a league of his own

MilkyWay's avatar

True xD
TJBM has painted their nails

Coloma's avatar

True! I gave myself a pedicure and manicure last night. It took me about 3 hours. haha I needed it badly.

TJBM has walked around with their feet in ziplock baggies full of hot lotion

MilkyWay's avatar

Woah, no lol!
TJBM is listening to music whilst doing their homework

bookish1's avatar

HOW DID YOU KNOW, @MilkyWay? I’m cranking the Crystal Method. They’ve gotten me through my senior thesis as well as my M.A. thesis…

TJBM is hopped up on caffeine to do their homework…

Coloma's avatar

False, pleasantly high though. ;-)

TJBM likes to catch the sunset every night

fremen_warrior's avatar

If I weren’t in the city, I’d probably even get to see a few ;-) Wish I could, but I don’t. Can’t.

TJBM wants/has a house by the seaside.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

I want one
TJBM is frustrated

fremen_warrior's avatar

sometimes.

TJBM can sleep 10+ hours in one go

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM has gone 3 days straight without any sleep.

creative1's avatar

only when my daughter is sick

TJBM likes to take a mid-day nap

Leanne1986's avatar

True!

TJBM takes vitamin supplements.

fremen_warrior's avatar

False.

TJBM has / wants a tattoo.

Coloma's avatar

I have 2 already. A little cat on my right hip and a morning glory flower and anklet vine on my right ankle.

TJBM has a paper cut Owwwww!

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is having a hard time.

Coloma's avatar

True. I am fighting an urge to spend money on a vice. lol

TJBM is going to the dentist today

tups's avatar

Fortunately not. Besides my day is coming to an end by now.
TJBM likes Rimbaud.

MilkyWay's avatar

Never heard of em.
TJBM should be doing work.

GracieT's avatar

Nope- just volunteer

TJBM is looking forward to meeting w/ friend for coffee.

AshLeigh's avatar

Not at the moment.
TJBM is really sleepy.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, should be in bed.
TJBM has an hour left before they can go to bed :/

fremen_warrior's avatar

Sorta kinda… nyes.

TJBM is taking it all a bit too seriously, needs to “take chill pill, relax”.

AshLeigh's avatar

Probably.
TJBM has curly hair.

fremen_warrior's avatar

No.

TJBM makes pastry-related promises they never intend to keep.

creative1's avatar

Nope never, I always make what I promise to make

TJBM is thinking pie season is upon us with all this chilly weather we’re having

Coloma's avatar

Oh so true! I make a mean apple/blackberry pie. Soon, very soon! It is still 92 degrees in my zone right now though.

TJBM has a happy face

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yup Per Doodles – - Second glass of wine. a pie with apple/blackberry pie makes me smile.

The smile does not need a glass of wine.

reijinni's avatar

of course
TJBm has a hard time looking for work.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Yeah, the job market is terrible atm…

TJBM is optimistic nonetheless.

Coloma's avatar

Trying to be. My happy little bliss bubble of income has burst….but, somehow it will all work out, it always has, sooo, gotta go with the stats. lol

TJBM had a friend bring them dinner tonight

AshLeigh's avatar

If my mom counts, then yes.
TJBM knows how to french braid, and will teach me.

creative1's avatar

sure if you already know how to braid its easy take 3 strands of hair then pass left over the middle then pass right over the middle then pick up a little more hair and combine it with that strand on the left with the left and pass it over the middle then pick up a little more hair with right hand and combine it with that strand on the right and pass it over the middle…. Repeat until all your hair has been braided into the braid then to complete just continue the regular braid to the end.

TJBM doesn’t know what the fishtail braid is

this_velvet_glove's avatar

False
TJBM has a decision to make

fremen_warrior's avatar

False. I am a timeless, omnipotent, omniscient being and need not make decisions. I create reality!

TJBM misses “the good ol’ days”.

Coloma's avatar

Nah..I like the good NEW days. ;-)

TJBM wants the omniscient @fremen_warrior to grant them 3 wishes while popping naked out of a genie bottle

this_velvet_glove's avatar

Just the wishes :p
TJBM likes Charlie Sheen

Coloma's avatar

False. I think he is an arrogant bastard with a shitload of emotional problems. What’s to like?

TJBM had chinese chicken sald for lunch

reijinni's avatar

yuck, no!
TJBM will be rocking out.

bookish1's avatar

Oh awesome, I sure am rocking out. Thanks, I needed that.

TJBM is grumpy about work related matters.

reijinni's avatar

oh yes I am.
TJBM wants to live here.

geeky_mama's avatar

H-e-double-hockey-sticks no. That’s literally the last place on earth I’d want to live.

TJBM loves where they live and has no desire to move.

Coloma's avatar

True.

TJBM is being lazy today

AmWiser's avatar

False. I wish.

TJBM is eagerly awaiting the end of Summer.

creative1's avatar

False will take summer year round

TJBM is sipping some wine

bookish1's avatar

Nope, I would love to, but it might interfere with my teaching duties tomorrow…

TJBM has to go to bed early tonight…

Coloma's avatar

Yes, I have been trying to amend my wonky sleep habits lately.

TJBM likes Raisin bran cereal

creative1's avatar

mmmm one of my favorites

TJBM likes raisin bread made into french toast

Coloma's avatar

Never had it but would like it I’m sure.

TJBM sleeps with one leg out of the covers

AshLeigh's avatar

Most of the time.
TJBM sleeps nekkid.

fremen_warrior's avatar

If that’s your fantasy, sure, whatever.

TJBM is seeing a tunnel at the end of all these lights (whateverthat means)

bookish1's avatar

Yep, it’s called comprehensive exams. Doing my best not to think about them…

TJBM has a party to attend tonight

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM slept for 16 hours :O

fremen_warrior's avatar

False. At least not today :P

TJBM can’t brain today…

Coloma's avatar

Haha..false, my brain is like a well oiled machine, it fires up the second I open my eyes. The body OTOH takes time to warm up these days.

TJBM has a fast brain and a sharp wit

tups's avatar

It comes and goes.
TJBM hates math.

reijinni's avatar

not really, just geometric proofs.
tjbm can’t stand tuna.

Coloma's avatar

False. I LOVE tuna sandwiches with sweet pickle relish and lettuce and tomatoes.

TJBM hates Sushi

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope. Though I am a bit particular about where I get my raw fish from.

TJBM did NOT pre-order an iPhone 5 today.

tups's avatar

I certainly didn’t. I like my old fashioned phone.
TJBM dislikes chocolate.

Coloma's avatar

I used to when I was a kid, but false, I love chocolate!

TJBM loves certain foods now they hated as a kid Mine are Cantalope, avocados, and saurkraut ( sp? ) and chocolate. haha

creative1's avatar

There are some one of which is guacamole (@Coloma my daughter was the same about chocolate until age 3 that is then she figured out she loves it)

TJBM Would love some chocolate right now

Coloma's avatar

Surprisingly no. lol
I am hungry for real lunch time food right now.

TJBM is ready for lunch

tups's avatar

No, I am soon ready for bed… Wildest friday night ever.
TJBM is gonna party.

reijinni's avatar

not really.
TJBM is going to KFC for dinner.

bookish1's avatar

Hell no, not in this lifetime. Just cooked up some Japanese curry with onions, celery, yellow squash, zucchini, peas, edamame, and fried tempeh, and that’s dinner all weekend.

TJBM enjoys their job but finds it tiring.

reijinni's avatar

It is getting to me.
TJBM wants to move into an abandoned house.

newtscamander's avatar

No, way too scary!

TJBM is not too impressed by the newest iPhone

Coloma's avatar

True. I know nothing about the new model.
I don’t carry a cell, no reception in my canyon and I just don’t really need one, but, my daughters iphone is cool.

TJBM is a middle aged middle of the road techie

DrBill's avatar

I would have to agree with that assessment.

TJBM has trouble seeing the difference between a Trekkie and a trekker

Coloma's avatar

Trekkie is a Star Trek geek, and a Trekker is a hiker/mountain climber. Right? haha

TJBM thinks @DrBill over feeds his cat

DrBill's avatar

TRUE, oh how true

TJBM has questions not fit for public consumption

Coloma's avatar

Haha…well…no. I’m at an age where I know most of the answers to my own sordid questions. lol

TJBM likes the UB40 song ” red, red, wiiiine…...”

DrBill's avatar

@Coloma If you think I over feed him, you should see the litter-box

TRUE I might be old, but I still rock

TJBM likes this song

Coloma's avatar

Oh yes! Amazingly beautiful song!

TJBM is an old Grateful Dead fan

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I resemble that remark.

TJBM thinks french onion soup is overrated.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…yes, not a fan at all.

TJBM is a garlic addict

fremen_warrior's avatar

Not really… blah… blah blah!

TJBM works best 5 hours before the deadline…

this_velvet_glove's avatar

False
TJBM is waiting outside a Chinese restaurant

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM is going to have a new favorite song.

Dutchess_III's avatar

False. Don’t like Marilyn Manson.

TJBM has missed Dutchess_III!

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM wants a tea and scones session

Dutchess_III's avatar

I think maybe true!

TJBM wants to buy some Pillsbury crescent rolls and make cinnamon crescent rolls! Lot’sa drippy butter and cinnamon and sugar! And milk.

reijinni's avatar

not really but sounds like a good idea.
TJBM will accept bacon as currency.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I’ll accept cinnamon rolls.

TJBM has a lot to do today and is tired Bah!

bookish1's avatar

Yep, c.f. my Q about not being able to sleep when I drink too much haha. But at least I’m excited about the work I’ve got to do… if only I can get over this hangover…

TJBM is thinking about going to the gym today.

Coloma's avatar

Hell no! I get enough of a workout just keeping up on my house and property, sheesh, a constant cardio workout of gardening, barn cleaning, raking, watering, housework, lugging around 50 lb. sacks of feed. Fuck the gym! lol

TJBM lives near some primo hiking trails

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has been to Wales

Coloma's avatar

False, but I am of Welsh and Scottish decent. :-)
I had a Welsh pony once too! lol

TJBM is H-U-N-G-R-Y!

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes.
TJBM slept for 11 hours, and feels great. :)

bookish1's avatar

No, grumble grumble. I slept a mere 6 hours, then spent 4 hours trying to get un-hung-over enough to work out, and then work… Getting sloppy drunk is overrated, I’ve learned my lesson…

TJBM likes hot dogs.

reijinni's avatar

I like hot dogs, just not most of the toppings. Just stick to cheese.
TJBM wants to hear @Coloma speak some Welsh.

Coloma's avatar

Okay…I wish you welsh today. lol

TJBM loves mexican food

AshLeigh's avatar

If taco bell counts, then yes.
TJBM loves coco puffs.

geeky_mama's avatar

Oh yeah, I’m crazy for coco puffs.

TJBM is on a baking-spree (like me… I’m making mountains of cookies)

bookish1's avatar

Nope, I don’t bake. However, I just cut up a pineapple, and am about to start cooking some collards I got from a farmer buddy at the farmer’s market this week :) cooking is great for guilt-free procrastination…

TJBM has a great recipe for collards they would like to share.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I’m afraid not :/
TJBM has caught a nasty cold.

Coloma's avatar

False. Poor little MIlkyWay, feel better cupcake!

@bookish1 My geese LOVE collard greens and dandelion greens, just serve then floating in a bowl of cold water. lol

TJBM is irritated by lazy jerks that think parking right in front of the gas pumps is okay because they are too effing LAZY to actually park in a parking space and WALK an extra 8 feet into a store Grrr…can you tell I just had this happend to me? lolol

MilkyWay's avatar

Lol! True. And yes, I can tell :P
TJBM has eaten raw ginger before

Coloma's avatar

True! Extremely zippy!

TJBM’s mind wants to do something fun but their body is tired haha

bookish1's avatar

Yep, that’s usually how I’m feeling on a Saturday afternoon, from too much revelry the night before… I think I’ll sit down to a fun night of academic reading!

TJBM loves the hour just before sunset.

Coloma's avatar

Very true, It is my zen watering hour. :-)

TJBM knows that mexican food and lots of salsa IS THE cure for a hangover

bookish1's avatar

Yep, that’s why I had soy chorizo tacos for brunch ;)

TJBM would like to make a salad for Coloma’s geese.

reijinni's avatar

not really.
TJBM wants to play duck duck goose dor real?

MilkyWay's avatar

Huh?
TJBM just had some green tea, is wearing socks and a cardigan, has the heater on, is surrounded by tissues, and still can’t stop sniffling.

Coloma's avatar

Jesus no! It is 92 degrees here, AC on, barefoot in a hippie skirt and silk tank and am about to go out and buy some icey cold BEER!

TJBM will make @MilkyWay a hot toddy to help her warm up, and forget her sniffles

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Okay with extra lemon juice.

TJBM has an old family recipe for hot toddy. ( i do !!! )

fremen_warrior's avatar

Whatever that is, no.

TJBM has left the building.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I am in & out right now.

TJBM likes western movies with hot horses and sexy cowboys lol

this_velvet_glove's avatar

Sounds interesting :p
TJBM is excited ‘cause they wrote a new song

Coloma's avatar

False, but I do write.:-)

TJBM would like to hear a few lines of @this_velvet_glove ‘s new song

tups's avatar

I would!
TJBM writes some kind of writing, too.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is Republican

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM would like to listen to this cool sound.

Coloma's avatar

I would, but, I gotta go….the day’s a’wastin’...and I’m gonna soak up the sun….

TJBM is a sun soaker upper

reijinni's avatar

nope
Is there another jelly that would like to listen to this cool sound.

GracieT's avatar

Not really

TJBM is listening to husband and friend prepare next teaching for a class on the History of Rock and Roll.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

@Coloma Really? :)—

False, but I love rock and roll!
TJBM walked too much yesterday—and is still tired.—

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes.
TJBM has been to the roller derby.
I went last night. It was the most amazing experience of my life…

this_velvet_glove's avatar

I have no idea what that is.
TJBM is listening to one of their favorite songs

AshLeigh's avatar

@this_velvet_glove, it’s a sport… On roller skates… Where beautiful women in fish nets beat each other up…
I’m watching How To Train Your Dragon. XD
TJBM has seen How To Train Your Dragon.

creative1's avatar

Nope

TJBM has seen a komodo dragon

bookish1's avatar

Probably, in a zoo at some point…

TJBM has seen a monstrous reptile. In. their. backyard. :D

Coloma's avatar

Oh my freaking gawd…you have NO idea! Since June I have treated my cat for a rattlesnake bite and killed two monsters, one almost 3 feet long right under the bottom step of my deck.
I live in a major wildlife documentary over here. Just now I almost feel out of my chair when a deer sneezed right under the window. lol

TJBM is still waiting for sample of Velvet gloves song lyrics. yes, REALLY!

reijinni's avatar

nope.
TJBM has heard of a weird tune and is willing to share.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Well, this is a fave of mine, and a lot of people consider it to be weird.

The jelly below me wants to practice Synchronized Cookie Eating.

Coloma's avatar

LOL….true. Ready, set, go!

TJBM has rescued a horse caught in a wire fence before. my excitement at 11 o’ clock last night. Everything turned out well.

DrBill's avatar

True, and to make it worse it was barbed wire.

TJBM remembers the “horse caught in wire” scene in Warhorse

AshLeigh's avatar

… No.
TJBM listens to Pandora.

reijinni's avatar

nope. I use Spotify
TJBM tried out turntable.fm

Coloma's avatar

@DrBill Yes, horrible, that was a 5 kleenex movie!

False, what is turntable fun? Do I want to know?

TJBM is wearing white

bookish1's avatar

Only my socks!

TJBM enjoys tacos…

Leanne1986's avatar

Love them.

TJBM spent last night in a hotel.

Coloma's avatar

False, I spent it with a mule. lol

TJBM likes the smell of alfalfa hay

creative1's avatar

I am allergic so no on that one

TJBM is having their morning coffee

bookish1's avatar

Nope, I am all maxed on coffee. Just got back from the gym and I’m chugging water!

TJBM has a really nice boss.

reijinni's avatar

he’s ok so far.
TJBM would love some lutefisk.

Pinklady's avatar

I probably have tried it before, but I’m not sure. From the google images, it either looks delicious or really nasty!!

TJBM Has had incredible fantasies about someone much younger than him/her.

DrBill's avatar

it was more than just a fantasy

TJBM is thinking Mmmmmm

tups's avatar

I am now.
TJBM is having more than one lover.

Coloma's avatar

False. I have been in ” men-o-pause the last 4 years. lol

TJBM has lots of woodpeckers around their house

this_velvet_glove's avatar

—lyrics:
I hear your voice in my dreams
and nightmares
hear your voice in my dreams
is it true that you killed
your angels
did you steal their black wings

I still see that terrifying smile.—

False
TJBM wishes it was Saturday

Coloma's avatar

@this_velvet_glove Nice! I like the ” did you steal their black wings…”
I have a line from a poem that says ” and the cruel black bird dropped from the sky like a heavy stone. -

False because today is trash day and I have a lot of trash this week lol

TJBM hates taking out the trash

this_velvet_glove's avatar

—Thanks!—

So true!
TJBM is super tired

Coloma's avatar

Yes, I have been staying up waaay too late again this week ugh!

TJBM likes abstract art

reijinni's avatar

yeah,
TJBM paints like Jackson Pollock.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…yes, I think that is true

TJBM has cut their ear off during an artistic tantrum

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Nope, but put a couple of divots on upper lip while shaving. . . da DUMP da DUH !

TJBM has had to apply a bandage on themselves recently.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I woke up the other day with 3 spider bites. Now I am paranoid there is a spider in my bed. lol

TJBM is overwhelmed with stuff they need to do today

this_velvet_glove's avatar

Today, no. Tomorrow, yes.
TJBM has a cat named Chili

Pinklady's avatar

No, her names Bebe!

TJBM is addicted to porn.

creative1's avatar

Heck no, I would rather have sex than watch someone else enjoy it

TJBM loves French Onion Soup

reijinni's avatar

nope, don’t do soup.
TJBM wants to drive this car.

DrBill's avatar

yes, very true

TJBM wishes they had invented this

reijinni's avatar

it’s a scam
TJBM has done a marathon in the nude.

DrBill's avatar

TRUE, How the heck did you know about that?!

TJBM wishes they could have watched…...

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I DID watch…

The jelly below me wants to borrow the video I made of @DrBill‘s nekked marathon.

DrBill's avatar

FALSE, I already have several copies

TJBM just wants to see the girls in the marathon

Coloma's avatar

False, gimme the guys in speedos. lol

TJBM is wearing speedos

this_velvet_glove's avatar

No haha
TJBM is watching their cat do funny things

tups's avatar

Nope.
TJBM is not all that interested in animals.

DrBill's avatar

FALSE, I love animals, and have a rescue for dogs and cats

TJBM likes when this trail turns racy

Coloma's avatar

Animal lover here too!

True, I love a good horse race on trail…saddle up!

TJBM rides horses

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Not in a Speedo !

TJBM has been to Doctor lately for a physical.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM’s doctor comes to work in a blue police box.

Coloma's avatar

What? @What are you smoking @reijinni ? lol

TJBM hears voices

Pinklady's avatar

Yes, sometimes at night right before going to sleep!

TJBM wants plastic surgery!

Coloma's avatar

False. I’m okay with getting older, I’ll spend my money on good wine, happy brownie mix and soaking in my hot tub,l et the parts fall where they may. lol

TJBM is meeting a friend soon for a little fun

this_velvet_glove's avatar

No, I’m already half asleep
TJBM is a cartoon character

tups's avatar

Not that I know of.
TJBM has seen somebody else naked today.

DrBill's avatar

TRUE, and she was gorgeous

TJBM wishes they had a copy of the pictures I took today

Coloma's avatar

Depends on what they are of. lol

TJBM hopes @DrBill does not take compromising pictures of his big kitty

blueiiznh's avatar

true. I am trying not to think to hard about that ether.

TJBM loves to watch the leaves die and fall off the trees

Coloma's avatar

True, but I am in acorn danger zone right now, they are everywhere, it’ds like being on roller skates. lol

TJBM is going to watch a movie tonight

reijinni's avatar

nope, maybe Friday
TJBM watches movies on Youtube.

AshLeigh's avatar

Only Tank Girl. :)
TJBM has seen Tank Girl.

DrBill's avatar

True

TJBM reads the bible, but does not thump it (i.e.bible-thumper)

AshLeigh's avatar

True.
TJBM has the sads. :(

DrBill's avatar

False, I have the glads ;-)

TJBM is looking at the clock and thinking about bed

Coloma's avatar

True! I am up late doing all sorts of night owl stuff, it is 12:41 am now

TJBM gets a second wind in the evenings

DrBill's avatar

True, it is 2:55 am here, and just getting later

TJBM wonders what am I doing up this late/early?

Coloma's avatar

What are you doing @DeBill midnight housework here

TJBM does midnight housework

DrBill's avatar

False, I’m the only one up and too much noise will wake up the others, all 14

TJBM just shook their head in disbelief

fremen_warrior's avatar

Yep. 14 in all? All y’all must be havin’ one heck of a good time a partyin’. Hoo-wee!

TJBM is in this kinda mood ;-)

tups's avatar

Meeh.
TJBM wants to be on a plane.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True. Who wants to go to Ireland with me?

The jelly below me has been to Ireland.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM hasn’t been on Fluther in a few days.

fremen_warrior's avatar

@tups I is no snake man, so no!
@WillWorkForChocolate if you’re paying, I can’t refuse ;-)

Frue (Talse?) – I’ve skipped like a day.

TJBM just finished one hell of a pain-in-the-neck project and is full of themselves(?) right now ;-)

Coloma's avatar

Not quite yet, but close, close…..

TJBM has a unibrow

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has to use the restroom.

Coloma's avatar

Not yet, but still drinking coffee sooo….

TJBM has acorns dropping on their head

fremen_warrior's avatar

Nope.

TJBM is planning to move out of the forest soon (DAMN YOU ACORNS!)

Coloma's avatar

Haha..false, I have learned to adapt to the acorns, rattlesnakes and various other forest creatures. Just call me Sacajawea. lol

TJBM is a chicken, bok, bok, baaaawk….

this_velvet_glove's avatar

No, I’m a cat!
TJBM is thinking of someone

Coloma's avatar

True! I was just thinking ” oh yeah, my daughter and her boyfriend might be coming to dinner tonight.” I almost forgot!

TJBM likes Jamba juices orange dream machine

erichw1504's avatar

False, haven’t tried yet.

TJBM is the TJBM because they are TJBM.

Coloma's avatar

and that’s a FACT! lol

TJBM would like to clean my barn for me today wearing a speedo

reijinni's avatar

In your dreams.
TJBM would like to take a RPG to @Coloma‘s barn.

Coloma's avatar

Pffft no! You be sinister, the mules will kick yo’ ass into the next county. lolol

TJBM eats dirt

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM’s favorite work of fiction is the Bible.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is having some special tea

bookish1's avatar

No, just a special Miller High Life >_>

TJBM started something they couldn’t finish.

reijinni's avatar

yep, a bunch of writings.
TJBM is going to war.

DrBill's avatar

False, already served my time.

TJBM likes the TV show Glee

this_velvet_glove's avatar

False
TJBM is watching a stranger read

effi's avatar

False.
TJBM is putting off their laundry.

DrBill's avatar

True and False, I’m waiting for the one in front of me to finish, so I can do mine.

TJBM hopes someone else did their laundry.

AshLeigh's avatar

No, I like doing laundry. :D
TJBM has a sore throat, and stuffy nose. :(

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is using their iPhone for target practice.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJB M inc ludes r andom sp a ces in t h eir word s.

reijinni's avatar

only on ty pos
Tjbm is moving to Uruguay.

Coloma's avatar

False, maybe Costa Rica. I want a tree house in the jungle

TJBM wants a tree house

erichw1504's avatar

True.

˙uʍop ǝpısdn sı ɯqظʇ

Paul's avatar

?
TJBM can read the upside-down statement

DrBill's avatar

True, I can read upside down, mirror image and backwards, or any combinations .

TJBM should be doing something else right now

Coloma's avatar

False. I have been a one woman tornado for the last few days, I’m exhausted. lol

TJBM wants to go on a cruise

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM needs a massage

Tropical_Willie's avatar

TRUE – first day in a while at the GYM.

TJBM wants to go on the cruse with the “one woman tornado”.

Coloma's avatar

@Tropical_Willie Are you inviting me on one? lol Last call for Alaska

TJBM would like to live in Alaska in the summers

AshLeigh's avatar

I live in Alaska all year. :P
TJBM also lives in Alaska.

reijinni's avatar

no way
TJBM wants to live somewhere sunny.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

I already live somewhere sunny. It’s been quite rainy, though. September sucks.

TJBM misses the summer sun

MilkyWay's avatar

False, it’s sunny here today :)
TJBM believes in omens

blueiiznh's avatar

True

TJBM likes Romans

DrBill's avatar

True. can’t make Roman meal bread without the roman

TJBM is glad it’s the weekend

this_velvet_glove's avatar

True
TJBM is kind of bored

DrBill's avatar

False, we’re having a nude hike this morning, there is plenty to look at.

TJBM Never heard of such a thing

fremen_warrior's avatar

Ridiculous, of course I have. I um… do it every day, twice, no… three times a day even. Yeah.

TJBM bleh.

MilkyWay's avatar

Meh.
TJBM has a serious workload

AshLeigh's avatar

Not really.
TJBM had the most amazing night, ever. :)

this_velvet_glove's avatar

It was very good!

TJBM is waiting for someone to call them

fremen_warrior's avatar

Yeah I am waiting for somebody to call me “sir” for once, without adding ”...you’re making a scene”.

TJBM immediately recognized the author of the paraphrased statement above without googling it ;-)

MilkyWay's avatar

Homer Simpson?
TJBM likes watching channel 4

fremen_warrior's avatar

(YES, tis the epic, cartoon hero, Homer Simpson!)

Not really into watching tv, besides I live in ‘urope not ‘mericah…

TJBM bananas.

Coloma's avatar

Depends, I am not bananas but I like them. I especially like big bananas. lol

TJBM likes that old Robin Williams movie ” Mrs. Doubtfire” so funny

MilkyWay's avatar

True, one of my faves
@fremen_warrior I live in the UK, we have channel 4…
TJBM is allergic to chilli xD

Coloma's avatar

False. I LOVE chili!

TJBM is allergic to stupid people

tups's avatar

They do give me a bad cough, yes.
TJBM wishes everybody was just like yourself.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, that would become annoying and boring
TJBM is feeling numb

Coloma's avatar

Haha….yes, just woke up a bit ago and am completely out of it still. where’s my coffee

TJBM has kicked some serious a$$ the last few days

MilkyWay's avatar

False, but I have kicked some arse. :P
TJBM listens to Paramore

AshLeigh's avatar

Not really.
TJBM is itchy.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM has made a 3d picture.

Coloma's avatar

I am a 3d picture

TJBM is a 3d picture

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Is that what happened at the 3-D with the grandkids ?

TJBM is going to the gym tomorrow for an hour of cardio exercise.

DrBill's avatar

False, going on a photo shoot…...

TJBM is going back to work in the morning

Leanne1986's avatar

No, still have a week before I have to go back to work.

TJBM has been to the Petrified Forest in Arizona?

creative1's avatar

False

TJBM has been to the Catacombs in Paris

bookish1's avatar

Oh mais bien sûr ;)

TJBM had to pry their eyes awake this morning…

this_velvet_glove's avatar

I’m still asleep. Zzz

TJBM likes the Smiths

reijinni's avatar

The Who?
TJBM wants to be buried naked.

DrBill's avatar

Cremated naked
You’re born naked, you die naked, it’s just a matter of planning…...

TJBM has never been naked in public

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM can type this symbol without copy & pasting: ♀

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM wants to be a Canadian.

geeky_mama's avatar

Sometimes.

TJBM has the sniffles.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, but it is allergies not a bug. ‘Tis the season of dust out west.

TJBM ate waaay too much this weekend

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM pla7ces r1andom numbe9rs in th6eir word0s.

Coloma's avatar

If y0u want me 2.

TJBM is stressed about money

reijinni's avatar

somewhat
TJBM took a midday nap.

tups's avatar

I did!
TJBM is exhausted, because they have had a troubled day.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM likes eating

Coloma's avatar

True, especially when I’m stressed. lol

TJBM is basking in a cool breeze at the moment

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m not.
TJBM knows how to make a brownie in a mug O.o

DrBill's avatar

False, I have slaves for that

TJBM would like a brownie in a mug right now

blueiiznh's avatar

I would like a brownie in my mouth

TJBM is baking something yummy for us all

AshLeigh's avatar

I made the Brownie in the mug… I’ll make more. :)
TJBM would like one.

Ela's avatar

dah… cha!! @AshLeigh!!! yay brownies!!!

tjbm hates brownies : (

blueiiznh's avatar

sorry i can’t answer, I am waiting delivery from @AshLeigh

AshLeigh's avatar

No one hates brownies. :)
TJBM will be patient, while their Brownie In A Mug is on its way. :)

Ela's avatar

<paces>

DrBill's avatar

wait as long as it takes for an Ashleigh Brownie

TJBM Wants one also

bookish1's avatar

Nah, I’d rather have a Coloma brownie…

TJBM had a dream that took their breath away.

this_velvet_glove's avatar

True, and not just one
TJBM is a zombie

AshLeigh's avatar

One day I will be. :)
TJBM also aspires to become a zombie in the zombie Apocalypse, and feast on all of the people they dislike.

Coloma's avatar

Only if I am a vegetarian zombie that subsists on happy brownies. Stoned zombies do little harm. They just raid abandoned grocery stores for ice cream and chips.lol

TJBM is envious that @Coloma is enjoying harvesting brownies right now

reijinni's avatar

does @Coloma put any special ingredients into those brownies?
TJBM wants @Coloma to put something special into their brownies.

Coloma's avatar

But of course, the California green goes into every batch, that’s what makes them HAPPY brownies! lol

TJBM lives in a farm trails zone

GracieT's avatar

I grew up around farms, but have no idea what you meant.

TJBM is having fun watching Romney’s campaign impload.

blueiiznh's avatar

Yes, they can’t make that shit up.

Tjbm reuses pine cones.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Nope, squirrels get them first !

TJBM has several pine trees in their backyard.

reijinni's avatar

yep.
TJBM wants to guess what special ingredients the brownies will contain.

creative1's avatar

hmmmm I am thinking its a weed

TJBM is enjoying these wonderful fall days

DrBill's avatar

TRUE, watching for the fall colors so I can start wearing out my camera

TJBM also enjoys the fall colors

Coloma's avatar

Yes, indeed!
Infact I was just enjoying the shadows of my giant Mosomo bamboo cast upon the barn door, it’s happy brownie hour so it makes these fall moments even more special. lolol

TJBM would like to see my giant bamboo

reijinni's avatar

sure, is it edible?
TJBM wants to eat some bamboo.

GracieT's avatar

Nope. I’m not a koala.

TJBM loves to draw with crayons.

Coloma's avatar

True, ours hasn’t completely arrived, a few more weeks of warm weather ahead but it’s coming.
TJBM almost made me burn the garlic bread

GracieT's avatar

Edit: i had originally said that TJBM would like it to always be autumn.

Coloma's avatar

True.

TJBM wants snow

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True! We hardly ever get snow here, so it’s a real treat when we get enough to actually play with.

The jelly below me is getting sleepy. Veeeeeerry sleeeeeeeepy. When I snap my fingers you will go get me a York Peppermint Patty.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes.
TJBM had a bad dream, and is too scared to go back to sleep… :(

fremen_warrior's avatar

Fear leads to the dark side. There are no emotions, there is only peace. May the force be with you ;-)

TJBM is coming back to life.

Coloma's avatar

Well, I just woke up not dead, so yes. lol

TJBM also woke up not dead

tups's avatar

I’m sick today, so partly dead…
TJBM is also sick.

Coloma's avatar

False, feeling crappy from my allergies, but not actually sick.

TJBM has cold feet

reijinni's avatar

depends on topic
TJBM has a weird and strange dream.

tups's avatar

Sure, sure.
TJBM is a writer.

Coloma's avatar

True. :-)

TJBM will write a limerick for us

DrBill's avatar

Bacon is bacon and eggs are eggs
Be careful for who you spread your legs
He’ll call you cute, he’ll call you fine
nine months and he’ll claim It ain’t mine.

TJBM is going to repeat this to someone close to them

Coloma's avatar

LOL….very good!

True, if I can commit it to memory, it’s a keeper.

TJBM is craving a giant, heart attack on a plate breakfast

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, I’ll have a 4 egg omelet with a side each of ham, sausage and bacon. Toasted English muffins ( four halves ) with lots of real butter and cream cheese on that.

TJBM will probably have oatmeal with wheat germ or bran covered in skim milk.

Coloma's avatar

That would be usual, but I just might have to satiate my country breakfast cravings before the weeks end. lol

TJBM LOVES Eggs Benedict

MilkyWay's avatar

False, not a fan of eggs I’m afraid.
TJBM is reading a book and will tell us which one.

fremen_warrior's avatar

ugh… “Quality assurance management. With examples” :P (it’s actually better than it sounds)

TJBM has at one point in their lives been with someone about ten years older then than themselves and is willing to share some of the do’s and dont’s and general pointers on how to proceed :P

blueiiznh's avatar

yes, gnaw your arm off

tjbm loves cmmi also

AshLeigh's avatar

O.o what?
TJBM prefers watching movies alone.

blueiiznh's avatar

nope
tjbm is also waiting for brownies in a mug from tjam

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I think tjam would be @blueiiznh

waiting for magic brownies to materialize on my front porch

—but :) to you too, @AshLeigh

TJBM likes to listen to the thunderstorm at night

AshLeigh's avatar

I wish!
TJBM Fluthers in the bathtub.

reijinni's avatar

no
TJBM does their business in the bathtub.

fremen_warrior's avatar

All this expensive paper and electronics submerged in warm soapy water? You are wierd…

TJBM oh god, no time for that! aaaaa <runs off shouting obscenities>

Coloma's avatar

Not running yet, fueling on coffee before the launch. lol

TJBM will make up an indian name for @reijinni like “dances with….”

MilkyWay's avatar

Preeto.
TJBM likes Twix

Coloma's avatar

True.

TJBM wants to cook something good today

fremen_warrior's avatar

@Coloma dances with squares? :P

Yep, pasta it is.

TJBM likes trolling their neighbours with music like this (after listening to a particluarly intense wall drilling session late in the evening when people should be resting not doing f*cking home improvement projects)

erichw1504's avatar

False, but I should.

TJBM is listening to Mumford & Sons.

GracieT's avatar

Not now- I’m listening to Fiona Apple.

TJBM started to have more problems with their leg muscles constricting after seeing their new chiropractor. :(

Coloma's avatar

False. I just soak in my hot tub and have some wine or a happy brownie for my sore muscles.

TJBM is looking forward to the full moon peaking in the next few days and will be outside enjoying it

GracieT's avatar

@Coloma, I think I like your ideas better!

MilkyWay's avatar

@Coloma True, very true.
TJBM is aching all over but has had a good day today

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not yet, but will be by tonight. wet weather of the last few days is wreaking havoc with my arthritis; day is going good!

TJBM has an opinion about the NFL referees strike.

Coloma's avatar

False. I am not a sports follower, I never have liked any sport involving balls. lol

TJBM is afraid of balls

erichw1504's avatar

False, I like balls.

TJBM is a baller.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM is a brawler.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

False, I’m a lover, not a fighter!

TJBM is taller.

tups's avatar

Hardly ever.
TJBM is a pacifist.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM likes badminton

Coloma's avatar

True! Because the birdies don’t hurt you like balls do. I was traumatized by butch volley ball chicks in school, hence my fear of balls hitting me in the face. lol

TJBM hated P.E.

GracieT's avatar

True- I was always picked last for teams.

TJBM was in band in high school and loved it,

fremen_warrior's avatar

I was in a band, and it was at uni and it sucked – we disbanded after 3 sessions…

TJBM will nonetheless someday be part of a rock/punk band

Coloma's avatar

Been there, done that. I used to write lyrics way back when for a friends band in the 70’s. Sang a little, played drums a little.
I’m an old rocker these days. lol
I do sing Queen songs to my cats sometimes and change the lyrics…” she’s a killer queen, dynamite with her killer claws, guaranteed to blow that mousies miiiind….” lol

TJBM LOVES percussion

fremen_warrior's avatar

@Coloma ahahaha :D (seriously though, the poor cats! :P)

It’s vital, though not the most important.

TJBM’s MA defence is also in 14 hours <runs to get some more coffee>

AshLeigh's avatar

Sure.
TJBM doesn’t want to go to work/school tomorrow, because they have a headache… :(

Coloma's avatar

False, but..I am going to have a headache after I pay my bills tomorrow. lol

TJBM has crazy cats tearing through the house right now

blueiiznh's avatar

nope, but i do have a sleeping dog

tjbm lays down with dogs

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes to end sentences with, yo.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not necessarily, but, sometimes, yo.

TJBM has an is curious about Mars rover Curiosity.

erichw1504's avatar

True?

TJBM HERR DA HER DER.

Coloma's avatar

Huh? It’s too early for me to be deciphering cryptic codes. lol

TJBM is going up the hill to fetch a pail of water

GracieT's avatar

Nope- not Jack OR Jill

TJBM plans on curling up with a good book this weekend.

Coloma's avatar

Mmmm, more like curling up with my next Netflix movies. :-)

TJBM is SO ready for RAIN and SNOW

MilkyWay's avatar

Sure lol!
TJBM loves lung hurting, so cold it hurts when you breath in, winter air.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Nope because it does hurt my lungs, I start wheezing.

TJBM wants to go to beach this weekend and dip their toes in the ocean.

Coloma's avatar

I did that a few weeks ago, but I will be dipping my toes in my lovely mountain river

TJBM lives near a mountain river

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM has played curling.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has played straightening :P

AshLeigh's avatar

… My hair.
TJBM sleeps nekkid.

Coloma's avatar

True.

TJBM was going to get up early and run an errand but slept in

AshLeigh's avatar

No. I got up at 8, because I heard my sister saying it snowed. :(
TJBM is still enjoying the beautiful fall weather.

tups's avatar

Yes! It was amazing weather yesterday: blue sky, that certain smell in the air. A little rain has falled today, but it’s okay, I like rain. All kinds of weather contains some kind of beauty, uniqueness, charm.
TJBM agrees.

reijinni's avatar

yep and I hope it gets better.
TJBM dances with kangaroos.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I do dance with geese, donkeys and lizards. @AshLeigh I hate you, you got SNOW! It is still in the low 90’s here…gah!

TJBM wants @AshLeigh to send them a bag of snowballs

blueiiznh's avatar

Yes, along with the Brownie in a mug she owes me.

tjbm turned their heat on this morning because it was so cold.

Coloma's avatar

^^^ Pffft! No, I turned on the AC at 10:30 am.

TJBM is waiting on a repair person that is 30 minutes late c’mon..I have stuff to do!

reijinni's avatar

nope, just waiting on a pest to leave.
TJBM has unwanted visitors.

AshLeigh's avatar

Nope.
TJBM sags their pants.

Coloma's avatar

Not on purpose. lol

TJBM is excited about something

tups's avatar

I always am, I just don’t know what it is most of the time.
TJBM is excited about sleeping!

Coloma's avatar

False, I am excited because I have just DOUBLED my income with a new weekend job, I start next week! :-D

TJBM wants to double their income

creative1's avatar

True thats why I am going back to school to finish up my degree

TJBM is taking college classes

AshLeigh's avatar

High school. :)
TJBM is biased.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

True, biased (IMHO) toward equality and justice!

TJBM did something to celebrate the Harvest Moon over the weekend

creative1's avatar

Nope

TJBM has seen a Spotted Salamander before. I just did!

DrBill's avatar

TRUE I used to have one

TJBM wants pizza for lunch

GracieT's avatar

Sure- pizza sounds good!

TJBM wants a Havanese Bichon.

Coloma's avatar

False, I’m done with dogs but love my cats and geese

TJBM wants pet water buffalo

Yetanotheruser's avatar

False, that would extremely stretch my resources.

TJBM has seen the Bill Moyers episode The United States of ALEC

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope.
TJBM is switching

reijinni's avatar

to what?
TJBM is busy deciding whether to have sunburn or frostbite.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I’ll take none thank you
TJBM wonders

GracieT's avatar

Yep, I do wonder- which is why I love Mythbusters, and why I never manage to keep reading one book at a time.

TJBM often gets “lost” in the library.

bookish1's avatar

I wish I had the time to get lost in the library. I just show up, pick up the stack of 20 or so books I’ve ordered online, and then scurry home to do my work >_>

TJBM had a salad for dinner.

reijinni's avatar

I’m a salad dodger.
TJBM likes Watergate Salad.

AshLeigh's avatar

…?
TJBM is taking the day off tomorrow.

bookish1's avatar

Nope, I did that today, haha. I am much more productive when I don’t go in to work!
TJBM will tell us about their favorite pair of pajamas.

geeky_mama's avatar

Oh..so hard to narrow them down.. I have so many jammies (after all, they are my work-from-home wardrobe some most days). Current favorites are my Natalie Dee Pi t-shirt & stripey pj pants.

TJBM reads in bed.

Coloma's avatar

Sometimes, yes

TJBM is going to bed soon

bookish1's avatar

No. I wish I could stay in bed today.
TJBM is feeling grumpy.

reijinni's avatar

I would but he won’t let me.
TJBM is feeling sleepy.

DrBill's avatar

no, been up for hours

TJBM Is already looking forward to lunch

tups's avatar

Lunchtime has passed hours ago.
TJBM lives in another time.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

True, and another place.

TJBM is actually from a parallel reality.

Coloma's avatar

True. I am from the planet of the geese

TJBM likes to draw

creative1's avatar

True

TJBM likes to paint

AshLeigh's avatar

Finger paint. :D
TJBM also likes to paint with their fingers.

Coloma's avatar

True. I especially still cannot resist drawing faces and writing on peoples dusty cars lol

TJBM is a kid at heart

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is a kid at body :)

GracieT's avatar

I wish.

TJBM loves to jump in puddles.

Coloma's avatar

Haha, not really, but, I do like to herd my geese around after a storm so they can go muddling and puddling ;-p

TJBM had curds and whey for breakfast while sitting on a tuffet

AshLeigh's avatar

I had Jerky for breakfast, while laying in my bed. :D
TJBM is enjoying their day off, to relax! :D

Coloma's avatar

True, my schedule is random and I love all the days I can get

TJBM is wearing blue

AshLeigh's avatar

Grey and purple. :)
TJBM is wearing a hat.

reijinni's avatar

not yet.
TJBM eats poutine with chopsticks

Coloma's avatar

False. I’m not too adept with chopsticks at all.

TJBM wants to ask @DrBill to revamp this thread again soon. * Billlllllll…..knock, knock*

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is indecisive

Coloma's avatar

Mmm…false. I AM an options open type though, but when I make up my mind about something it’s a done deal.

TJBM likes wacky people with lots of personality

MilkyWay's avatar

True, like you :)
Mwah!
TJBM likes hugging people

Coloma's avatar

True, but I like hugging animals more lol

TJBM cuts the underwires out of their bras

MilkyWay's avatar

O.O False…
TJBM gets bras without any underwire in the first place :P

Coloma's avatar

@MilkyWay just weight, boobs over 40 get bigger. lol

TJBM wants a Milky Way candy bar

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM is a bra burner.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM was a suffragette

Coloma's avatar

False, I’m not THAT old

TJBM likes two scoops

GracieT's avatar

Of raisins, sure.
TJBM just got home from work and is resting and fluthering.

bookish1's avatar

How did you know, @GracieT ??

TJBM goes home from work to do work.

GracieT's avatar

Well, @bookish1, I wasn’t at work, (I don’t actually have a paying job) but I was volunteering and am home now fluthering! Just a guess.

TJBM is listening to NPR. (Well, a podcast of it, anyway.)

DrBill's avatar

False, listing to HBO playing Unstoppable

TJBM will write post #586 in this chain…

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, certainly !

TJBM is a Bill too.

DrBill's avatar

True, how did you know

TJBM is expecting this to be a busy day at work

bookish1's avatar

Not really, just have to get through the day so I can get home and do more important work…

TJBM has their knickers in a fluther.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Sorry, no knickers!
yeah, I know, TMI!

TJBM keeps a fluther in their knickers.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

What’s in my knickers is none of your business, thank you very much!~

The jelly below me has never eaten meat.

Coloma's avatar

False.

TJBM lives on property

creative1's avatar

true

TJBM owns their own property

AshLeigh's avatar

My mother does…
TJBM lives with their parent(s)

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM knows….

Coloma's avatar

yes, I do know lol

TJBM likes salt water taffy

AshLeigh's avatar

Not so much.
TJBM pops their back,

Coloma's avatar

False, but I pop my neck.

TJBM is waiting for someone to firm up a plan

erichw1504's avatar

False, but there is a firm plan in my pants.

TJBM likes innuendos.

Coloma's avatar

True. In, your, end-o?

TJBM sees who TJAM is

reijinni's avatar

maybe.
TJBM has a hard time finding a mate.

Coloma's avatar

False, I don’t want a mate, been there done that, I like being free

TJBM is very independent

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM is a soul-funky-brutha-man!

Coloma's avatar

Play that funky music white boy

TJBM plays funky music

AshLeigh's avatar

Of course!
TJBM is having a nice day. :)

reijinni's avatar

sort of
TJBM is too lazy to write another question.

AshLeigh's avatar

Always.
TJBM can keep a secret.

MilkyWay's avatar

I can’t tell you.
TJBM is REDACTED

Yetanotheruser's avatar

REPLY PARTIALLY REDACTED BY THE CIA…the mouse!

TJBM works for the CIA

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope, I turned down that job offer.

TJBM got a new toy recently.

AshLeigh's avatar

Nope. But Saturday I will be getting an Iphone, and shortly after that I’ll be getting a Ukulele. :)
TJBM can play an instrument.

Coloma's avatar

True. A little piano and drums

TJBM plays tuba

Yetanotheruser's avatar

True. Or used to. I used to play tuba in marching band in high school. I haven’t picked one up in over 30 years.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

@Yetanotheruser I think you forgot something.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

OH! some people say I am getting more absent-minded with age; I don’t remember being less absent-minded when I was younger!

TJBM is absent minded!

Coloma's avatar

True, at times. My personality is known as the wacky professor type, add in being blonde, left handed and right brained along with midlife dementia kicking in….well…I’m a laugh a minute these days. lol

TJBM is left handed

AshLeigh's avatar

I am.
TJBM wants to meet my niece, and her chubby little cheeks! :D

Coloma's avatar

True. I love chubby baby cheeks and left handers rock! :-)

TJBM would like to learn how to blow glass

bookish1's avatar

Nope, I have profound respect for those who undertake this art, but I’ve already shortened my life expectancy enough as it is…

TJBM misses their pet.

AshLeigh's avatar

:( Chaos!
TJBM is not a cat person.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, gimme gimme gimme more!
<——- Future crazy cat lady

The jelly below me is reading something fabulous that they’d like to recommend.

Coloma's avatar

False. I am just groovin’ on the superb weather and having a happy brownie in the woods. lol

TJBM is in-joying a breezy, leaf falling day

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM misses watching this wonderful show.

creative1's avatar

Nope never watched it

TJBM doesn’t watch much tv

bookish1's avatar

Nope, but I still watch Arrested Development just about every day, haha….

TJBM has an imaginary friend.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I am friends with lots of strange creatures lol

TJBM has won a contest

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, several. Including “best butt” in bathing suit at a marina’s annual party.

TJBM has spent more than one night on a yacht.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I did attend a wedding on one once, it was a grand time.

TJBM likes fractal art

reijinni's avatar

yep.
TJBM wants to run for office.

erichw1504's avatar

Yes, of Metown. Population: 1.

TJBM beat @GracieT to the punch.

GracieT's avatar

@bookish1, cute! :0).

Answer to running for office: Are you nuts? I run far from office- I don’t want any.

TJBM just wants the whole mess that is US politics to go away.
(but realistic enough to know it won’t!)

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes and (sigh) yes TJM woke up to snow this morning!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

@Yetanotheruser I think you forgot something again.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

This time it wasn’t absent-mindedness. It’s typing on this dadburn newfangled Android device!

TJBM woke up to snow this morning.

creative1's avatar

False it was a nice and warm fall day

TJBM spent the day outdoors enjoying the fall

AshLeigh's avatar

I spent the day in the portables, which make up my school. :)
TJBM is wearing their comfy clothes, and listening to the rain.

Leanne1986's avatar

In comfy clothes but no rain yet, as I have a lazy day planned some rain o listen to would be nice!

TJBM is planning a duvet day.

geeky_mama's avatar

Oh how I wish..today is far too busy.

TJBM is packing away the summer clothes and getting out the fall/winter items…

Coloma's avatar

True! I just put all my summer pj’s and nighties away for winter and broke out the warm pj’s and….this is the 1st morning that I tried out my new space heater that looks like a woodstove. It works great, but the cats are afraid if it. lol

TJBM is so ready for fall and winter

AshLeigh's avatar

Oooooh, fun! 90 mph winds, icy roads, and snow piled higher than my head! Can’t wait. Sarcasm.
TJBM is not ready for winter.

Coloma's avatar

^^^ LOL

False, it has been a long, hot and dry summer in these hills.

TJBM will join in a collective call for @DrBill to start a new TJBM thread
BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL….where for art thou BILL!!!!

AshLeigh's avatar

BIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!
TJBM is Bill. :D

Coloma's avatar

False. We are all not Bill, has Bill died, gone on a long trip, abandoned us in our hour of need? Pfft!

TJBM knows where Bill is

AshLeigh's avatar

Sorry, I’ve kidnapped him…
TJBM helped me kidnap Bill.

Coloma's avatar

False, where have you hidden him AshLeigh? Buried him in a snow cave with only a straw sticking out for breathing? lol

TJBM is calling the FBI on @AshLeigh

DrBill's avatar

False, I’m a willing captive, I just hope she comes back to punish me for sending this message. She has the cutest dominatrix outfit

TJBM is wishing they were here also….

reijinni's avatar

not really
TJBM wants dslextreme Internet.

DrBill's avatar

I’ll have to take a look before deciding

TJBM will join me for TJBM part 44

GracieT's avatar

Sounds like fun.

I’m sorry, @AshLeigh, but as a female I didn’t need that mental picture!

TJBM thinks that @DrBill would look cute in that outfit.

AshLeigh's avatar

Oh, of course.
TJBM needed that mental picture.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, ew
TJBM is hungry

fremen_warrior's avatar

Eating lunch atm, so… meh ;-)

TJBM just finished cleaning their room and now faces the daunting task of transporting thus acquired mountain of paper (notes, xerox copies, printouts etc.) to the skip…

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No. Sounds like my collar dorm room way back when.

TJBM has a busy day ahead.

tups's avatar

My day has just ended, but yes, it as been very busy! I am so exhausted, but it has been good.
TJBM also met new people today.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is loving college

blueiiznh's avatar

Nope. We split long ago.

TJBM has brownies on the brain

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes, now that you mention it.
hello @coloma!

TJBM is a fan of Thom Hartmann

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Ummm, don’t know who that is.

The jelly below me bought the new Muse CD. I’m really diggin’ it!

GracieT's avatar

Actually, I bought it for my husband. We both really like it, though.

TJBM loves to go to rock concerts.

creative1's avatar

I did back in the day, but haven’t been in years

TJBM is downloading some new music to their iPod, iPad or computer

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not today, but I do sometimes, fairly often. Usually my computer or Kindle. I don’t have any ITech.

TJBM has watched more than one episode of “iCarly”. (okay, I have a daughter in that demographic)

fremen_warrior's avatar

no

TJBM’s favourite part of the day lies within the 4 – 7 AM spectrum.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Used to be yes, now no.
When I lived the musician’s lifestyle I loved seeing sunrise at the end of the day.
Now it means that it’s time to make breakfast and get the rest of the family up.

TJBM is a family (wo)man

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I’m a family girl :)
TJBM is going to be classed as a woman soon…

creative1's avatar

False have been classed a woman since I was born over 43 yrs ago

TJBM has a birthday coming up

Yetanotheruser's avatar

False, my birthday just passed on October 5.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

@Yetanotheruser nudge nudge. Where is the TJBM? ? ? ?

blueiiznh's avatar

@Yetanotheruser Ahem, question please…..

Yetanotheruser's avatar

dum, dee,dee,dee, OH yeah!

TJBM has lapses of memory! oh, darn, I asked that one already!

TJBM will forgive my lapse of memory—Please?

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, I will hold it against you for the rest of my Fluther days. :D

The jelly below me likes ducks.

creative1's avatar

Yes especially the ones my step-father feeds at his house. He has actually named them

TJBM likes to eat duck

GracieT's avatar

Nope- never had it but don’t plan on changing that.

TJBM plans on staying up late on the 21st to watch the meteor shower.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

False, I’ll probably be getting up early to see it before dawn. (I’m usually up before dawn anyway!)

TJBM will watch the debate tonight.

MilkyWay's avatar

What debate?
TJBM is eating

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, having my lunch now.

The jelly below me has seen the US presidential candidates, has heard what they have to say, and is beginning to think the Mad Hatter is looking like a better choice.

fremen_warrior's avatar

False. I could not care less about the damned political circus (be it in the States or anywhere else).

TJBM thinks pizza is evil (eeeevil, I say!)

MilkyWay's avatar

False! Pizza is my soulmate.
TJBM adores all Italian food :D

Yetanotheruser's avatar

True! I gained 20 pounds when I was cooking at an Italian restaurant many years ago! I also love all French, English, Cajun, Chinese, Japanese, Flipino (well most—not too fond of balut), Mexican, Brazilian, Argentine…I like food!

TJBM has or has had a job that involves cooking.

GracieT's avatar

Does waitstaff count?

TJBM put himself through school by waiting tables

Yetanotheruser's avatar

True! I worked nights (sometimes midnights) at a Denny’s.

TJBM is watching something on tv.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has an upset stomach :/

Yetanotheruser's avatar

False. I’m fine, but my dog seems to be a little under the weather—poor girl!

TJBM has voted already.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has been listening to a song on loop for two hours now

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Yetanotheruser's avatar

True, if a earworm is considered a loop!

TJBM is displeased with the results of the US election.

fremen_warrior's avatar

The wha-? Oh, ‘bama won again? Well good for him. Is it a good thing? History will judge.

TJBM is eating a salad atm.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM likes Jodie Foster

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not especially. Don’t especially dislike her either.

TJBM is listening to music right now

Paul's avatar

False, wish I was.
TJBM likes to start the day with a bit of music

fremen_warrior's avatar

True! Mix in some coffee and I can conquer the world (or at least get out of bed on time ;-)

TJBM likes to listen to one track repeatedly for days on end until they get sick of it.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True.

The jelly below me is a fellow Twilight dork and plans to see Breaking Dawn Part 2 this weekend.

Ela's avatar

False. I made it through the first book, some of the second and watched the first movie. Too many much better paranormal authors out there imo.

tjbm believes in werewolves

GracieT's avatar

True, doesn’t everybody? :0p

TJBM thinks that An American werewolf in London was a great American film.

fremen_warrior's avatar

Sorry living under a rock apparently, no idea what you are talking about.

TJBM is… evolving.

creative1's avatar

Always

TJBM is trying to figure out something

Ela's avatar

Always ; )

tjbm has it all figured out

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Nope.

The jelly below me has a freezer where I can hide a body. :D

fremen_warrior's avatar

not big enough, even if you liquified it… wait, why are we even talking about this?!

TJBM sees the world in black and white.