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The Jelly Below Me - Part 45?

Asked by DrBill (16016 points ) December 28th, 2012

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily
The response might be: False! I hate coffee or, True!
Then they might state: The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

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DrBill's avatar

TJBM made it here first…

bkcunningham's avatar

True.
TJBM is prepared for a prosperous, healthy and happy New Year.

gailcalled's avatar

Not sure about the entire year but today looks promising.

TJBM has read this heartening editorial. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/25/opinion/bruni-these-wretched-vessels.html?ref=frankbruni

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, thanks for sharing.

TJBM is getting ready for the weekend.

Shippy's avatar

Kind of, chilling now but maybe will work a bit
TJBM Loves red underwear

Coloma's avatar

Actually I like purple.:-)
Thanks Bill…you’re a good sport!

TJBM has a favorite item of comfort clothing like a sweat jacket or bathrobe

bookish1's avatar

Thanks @DrBill !

I sure do. A black and grey checked sweatshirt that fits me perfectly, and that’s no mean feat cause I’m a small guy. Feels like I was born in it!

TJBM has a favorite pair of shoes that they will describe.

RandomGirl's avatar

Not really. I can’t find any shoes that fit me well. I spend most of my time barefoot.

TJBM likes an odd food, which they will specify.

KNOWITALL's avatar

I do like odd food and I’ll try anything once, the most unusual so far was bear sausage & seaweed sheets.

TJBM has one relative that drives them batty, they will specify which and why.

AshLeigh's avatar

My cousin. Probably because she’s 13, but she’s obnoxious, and she texts me all the time. Even if I don’t reply.
Tjbm is going to breakfast with their mother.

majorrich's avatar

I did have brunch with my mother, She is getting up later and later as she ages.

TJBM will describe a harrowing Christmas shopping experience.

Seek's avatar

Yes! One year I went to Black Friday and a 75 year old woman threw a Crock Pot at my head!

TJBM has a great (or horrible) haircut story.

Shippy's avatar

Can’t say I do, since I cut my own hair and it dam rocks!
TJBM Has a secret crush on someone at Fluther

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM has so far had a good 2012.

bossob's avatar

Any year that I live to see the end of, has been a very good year!

TJBM got a sack of coal and a bag of sticks from Santa.

wildpotato's avatar

False. I got an ashtray, a Tibetan singing bowl, a set of mugs decorated with Day of the Dead sugar skulls, a pair of new Adidas, toe socks, Pilot rollerball pens, and some liquor truffles. Boosh!

@gailcalled Interesting piece. Couldn’t disagree more; I can’t stand mind-body dualism. Seems like the very subject matter of the movie serves to bely the author’s point, in that what O’Brien wants to do to “surpass” his body is to experience a way of being as a body he hasn’t experienced before, by having sex.

TJBM didn’t get enough sleep last night.

Seek's avatar

Couldn’t be truer. I never get enough sleep. But that’s ok, plenty of time for sleep when I’m dead.

TJBM has a tattoo that I’ve never seen. And will show me. ^_^

bob_'s avatar

False. No tattoos.

TJBM likes to cuddle.

Coloma's avatar

True. I am cuddling today, with my giant cat, in my giant beanbag loveseat with a giant comforter. It is frrreeezing today.

TJBM has hit their head recently Oh man, I just NAILED myself in the temple bending down and whacking my head on the desk. lol Ow!

RareDenver's avatar

Can’t remember the last time I did that.

TJBM is a registered organ donor

burntbonez's avatar

False.
TJBM has eaten a worm.

Seek's avatar

Many times! Well, maybe not many, but a few. Fourth grade we read the book “How to Eat Fried Worms”. I was the example used to show the squeamish girls that you wouldn’t die if you did it.

TJBM would buy @bob_ ‘s poetic t-shirt

wildpotato's avatar

True! My brother is colorblind and loves to wear funny t-shirts about it; that’s perfect for him. Maybe I’ll get it printed up as a late Chanukkah gift. Good call :)

TJBM collects something interesting, and would share what it is with us.

AmWiser's avatar

True. But I don’t know how interesting it is to anyone else. I like collecting music boxes.

TJBM is relaxing by a fireplace.

burntbonez's avatar

I am by a fireplace. Alas, it has no fire.

TJBM has enjoyed a zoo for three.

Coloma's avatar

Well, I used to live in San Diego and the family went to the zoo, all 3of us, so yes. lol

TJBM needs a massage

newtscamander's avatar

Yes, I could use one, feeling so tense because of the cold weather…

TJBM likes Sheldon Cooper

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Meh, I could take him or leave him.

The jelly below me is watching Lady and the Tramp on Disney channel.

Shippy's avatar

Nah! that movies is so old!
TJBM is bored

bossob's avatar

No I’m not; I’m just now getting around to wrapping Christmas presents.

TJBM likes pickled hard boiled eggs.

tups's avatar

Not really.
TJBM had some lovin’ today.

newtscamander's avatar

Weeeell, I couldn’t truthfully say no to that, hee hee…

TJBM wants to go and see “Life of Pi”

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM has, or has had, a beard.

tups's avatar

No, I lack testosterone, but I’ve always wondered how it feels to have a beard.

TJBM thinks a moustache is really ugly.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, moustaches haven’t been hot since the 70’s. haha @scuniper I want to see that badly, yes!

TJBM has watched “The Hatfields & McCoys” mini-series and is glad they are not a hillbilly in a fued

geeky_mama's avatar

I haven’t seen that show, but I suspect it could have been filmed in my n’hood. <sigh>

TJBM very rarely watches TV.

AshLeigh's avatar

True.
Tjbm prefers reading.

Coloma's avatar

True, and I don’t watch TV but I love Netflix

TJBM has one or more of these items in their house
Cherry Pie
Neopolitan cake
Mint chocolate malt balls
Vanilla and strawberry ice cream

yeah, nothing like Christmas AND your birthday all at once. lol

newtscamander's avatar

Sadly, I have none of these items in my house, though I do have chocolate malt balls, but without mint. @Coloma so do I!

TJBM likes The Beatles

RareDenver's avatar

Of course. Although I am getting a bit sick of Paul McCartney ruining everything he is involved in. Just give up already dude.

TJBM has more than two piercings.

bookish1's avatar

I have five and wouldn’t mind more…

TJBM needs stimulants.

Coloma's avatar

Just poured my 2nd cup of dark roast. Up, up, and awaaay!

TJBM would love to be a radio DJ

wildpotato's avatar

Absolutely! But only for a classical station. I’d be one of those stoned-out announcers who tries not to jar you out of your violin-induced bliss and pauses for long moments at odd places between words.

TJBM calls this a hoagie.

Shippy's avatar

Nah! that’s a healthy footie!
TJBM wants to steal some of my coconut marshmallows I’m eating

TheProfoundPorcupine's avatar

Too right I do as it has been ages since I had those. (Thinks of various methods to distract Shippy to then steal them)

TJBM like to play air guitar even to songs with no guitar.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…no, but I love drums and have quite a collection. Djembe, Bongos, Conga, Celtic, navaho, etc.

TJBM likes to bang on the drums all day

wildpotato's avatar

Nah, I ain’t no crazy Timelord.

TJBM can see snow outside the window.

bob_'s avatar

Nope. Nice and sunny.

TJBM had a fancy dinner last night.

bossob's avatar

Nopers; dined alone. I only do fancy when I want to pretend I’m something that I’m not.

TJBM always falls asleep before the Time Square ball hits bottom.

Coloma's avatar

Usually, but, I live in the mountains and everyone starts shooting at midnight so it wakes me up again. lol

TJBM lives on a rural property

bookish1's avatar

No, it’s very much a suburb here, even though there is no urb to be seen!

TJBM is hankering for a salad.

AshLeigh's avatar

Not really.
Tjbm has a family member who talks too loud while they’re trying to sleep.

bob_'s avatar

False. My father and brother are really, really loud snorers, though.

TJBM has a funny sex story he or she will share with us.

AshLeigh's avatar

….........
Tjbm is trying really hard to be a functional human being today.

bookish1's avatar

How did you know, @AshLeigh ? I took extra stimulants and I am trying not to give in to the depression today.

TJBM will tell us what their favorite movie is.

AshLeigh's avatar

How To Train Your Dragon.
Tjbm knows how to train their dragon.

bob_'s avatar

The Godfather.

TJBM is good at math.

Coloma's avatar

As long as my trusty calculator is nearby. Solar man. lol

TJBM thinks @bob_ s legs are too skinny.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No, I think his body and head are too large.

TJBM sometimes forgets to put in the “TJBM” line in.

majorrich's avatar

Well, I am getting on in age, sometimes things escape me. Or maybe it’s really really late onset of ADD

Really really likes Tapioca pudding with the large pieces. ...oh yeah.. TJBM

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Just another “Senior Moment” @majorrich , and tapioca would be easy to eat without having to put in the dentures.

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TJBM is sitting listening to music.

AshLeigh's avatar

I am.
Tjbm is hung over. :O

Coloma's avatar

False, but I am looking forward to the 2 Blue Moons in my fridge later.

TJBM is getting too old to party and finds it is not worth it anymore

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Never too old to party, just sometimes it’s “Shirley Temple’s or Roy Rogers’”

TJBM has gone to a “Party” and just had non-alcoholic drinks.

Coloma's avatar

@Tropical_Willie Yes, agreed.

True.

TJBM likes stale Cheetos, the Puffy kind lol

AshLeigh's avatar

No thank you.
Tjbm needs to go back to bed.

Coloma's avatar

False. I am getting ready to go shopping

TJBM can whistle with 2 fingers

bookish1's avatar

No, but I used to be able to whistle very nicely through my teeth when I had a gap!

TJBM would like to have a laid back party with Coloma.

AshLeigh's avatar

Heck yes :)
Tjbm will join the laid back party that Coloma and I will be having.

Coloma's avatar

Lets do it!

BYO fill in the blanks…booze, brownies and party hats lol

TJBM lets their car warm up until the interior is about 90 degrees before driving on cold days

GracieT's avatar

It’s the only way, IMHO!

TJBM loves snow, but hates gray, gloomy days.

Shippy's avatar

Oh my gosh yes!! was thinking that today I can deal with snow cant deal with gloom
TJBM Feels like my home cooked hot chicken wings

reijinni's avatar

some other day
TJBM likes to swim in cold water.

bob_'s avatar

Fuck that, I’m a warm-water fish.

TJBM saves a fraction of every pay check.

Ela's avatar

False. I wish I could. With 3 teenagers, I spend every dime. Someday I will though.

tjbm has a nice, fat nest egg they’re sitting on

Coloma's avatar

Hah! I DID, about 5 years ago. It’s a shrunken egg in a flimsy nest these days. lol
TJBM votes for @reijinni for driest sense of humor

Ela's avatar

Falsies! Psht!! I like @reijinni‘s sense of humor.

tjbm wouldn’t know a joke if it bit them in the butt, tho! <chomp chomp hee hee>

ur a funny gurl @Coloma! <ruffles ur hair>

Coloma's avatar

False. I AM the queen of humor, please don’t make be serious for too long or I might have to pitch a pie in your face or slap you with a glove or something.

TJBM wishes they had a green duck with a diamond necklace

GracieT's avatar

I would love the green duck, but the diamond? Not so much.

TJBM loves Japanese anime.

Ela's avatar

Falsish. I don’tmind it but I don’t love it. I don’t care much for anything oriental (such as food and decor)

tjbm washed their car today

Maybe I like a good glove slappin @Coloma. ever think about that? hmmm? LoL just kidding! it doesn’t do a thing for me : (

Coloma's avatar

False and it has kitty feet prints all over it. haha

TJBM has a wart on the tip of their nose

RandomGirl's avatar

Umm, no… Pimple, yes. :/
TJBM likes fantasies, like Lord of the Rings or Narnia, and will explain what they like about them. (I love Narnia, and just finally got to see the LOTR trilogy… Not so much on that one.)

bob_'s avatar

I love LOTR — when I have insomnia.

TJBM likes walks on the beach.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Planning one on New Years day.

TJBM has to drive more than an hour to the beach.

Ela's avatar

True. Like over 20 hours!

tjbm doesn’t know how to drive

AshLeigh's avatar

I am a very bad driver.
Tjbm almost ran over their neighbor once.

Ela's avatar

LOL False. Contrary to popular believe, I am an excellent driver : )

tjbm has driven a combine in the dark

Coloma's avatar

Hell.no!
I don’t drive heavy equipment and I once smashed up a motorhome. I need a safe car with excellent handling and a forgiving nature.

TJBM gives their pets Christmas presents.

gailcalled's avatar

Milo here; Now you tell me. Will something off the sale rack satisfy Gail? She has pretty low standards.

TJBM is facing a snowy/sleety mix and mess tonight and is trying to psyche herself up for it.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I’ll skip the snit/slutty stuff.

TJBM has a large snow shovel.

Coloma's avatar

True, but no snow here, just cold and gloomy. Low 25 High 40 something. Brrrr.

TJBM likes white cheddar popcorn

reijinni's avatar

It’s good.
TJBM wants to be buried in Cracker Jack.

Ela's avatar

In a cracker jack box? Like a prize?! Oh my!! Ummm… I’ll have to think about that one : )

tjbm wants to be a pirate like Cappy Jack Sparrow

RandomGirl's avatar

I’ll pass on the Jack Sparrow bit… I never did like Pirates of the Caribbean…

TJBM has been on Fluther for many years.

AshLeigh's avatar

Only 1.5
Tjbm is wearing jeans.

bob_'s avatar

True.

TJBM likes something that is particularly expensive.

Coloma's avatar

False. Only good food.

TJBM has a Superman Cape

AshLeigh's avatar

I don’t have the cape, but I do have the rest of the outfit.
Tjbm is superman.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

NOT Fat and balding.

TJBM remembers George Reeves as Superman.

bob_'s avatar

George who?

TJBM sings in the shower.

burntbonez's avatar

No way.

TBJM played marbles as a child.

DrBill's avatar

True, and had tops, collected baseball cards, built model cars….

TJBM still remembers people they went to grade school with.

AshLeigh's avatar

Pffft. No.
Tjbm has a bad memory.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Well sometimes I…... Shit… What?

AshLeigh's avatar

Hah.
Tjbm loooooves hot chocolate.

Shippy's avatar

Nooo hate chocolate
TJBM Is tired today

Coloma's avatar

True. Going to bed in about 5 minutes actually.

TJBM flosses faithfully

Shippy's avatar

Yes, I have just put down the floss after trying to floss around a temp tooth. Oh my?
TJBM Has strange sexual fantasies

bookish1's avatar

You know it.

TJBM had a strangely sexual dream recently.

tups's avatar

Kind of.

TJBM does not like New Year’s Eve.

bossob's avatar

True. Melancholy dominates my life for a few days.

TJBM thinks Buffalo Wings come from flying bovines.

AshLeigh's avatar

Where else would they come from?
Tjbm overslept.

Coloma's avatar

False, unless getting up at 7 is oversleeping

TJBM is having a pajama party Sunday

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope. Sounds like fun, though!
TJBM has clingy parents. I’m having problems with my clingy dad.

Shippy's avatar

In a way yes, even though they have passed on to another world , I still feel that pull
TJBM Wakes up at midnight to eat snacks from the fridge

RareDenver's avatar

False.

TJBM loves the cathedrals of Europe.

Coloma's avatar

They are nice, but I love the temples in asia more.

TJBM has traveled in asia

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM likes shrimp quesadillas.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

YUM.

TJBM likes anything that is seafood

Coloma's avatar

Not entirely, I do not like Squid, Oysters, Clams, Sardines and I especially hate seaweed. lol

TJBM has had mexican jumping beans for pets

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Not quite, had them when I lived in Los Angeles in the 50’s.

TJBM would go to Sushi bar twice a week.

bookish1's avatar

Oh, I would roll the biggest sushi katamari ever.

TJBM would like a hug.

RandomGirl's avatar

Yes. From a certain wonderful guy. <3
TJBM wonders about the etiquette of how often it is acceptable for one to comment on this thread.

DrBill's avatar

False, the limit is no more than 1,000 times per day

TJBM has never exceeded to posting limit

AshLeigh's avatar

True.
Tjbm will help me sprinkle salt on the injured.

Coloma's avatar

Sure…rub a little salt in their wounds ey? Will they bubble up like slugs? lol

TJBM sets out pans of beer in their garden to drink when they get thirsty

Shippy's avatar

loll never, I am a recovering everything, pots of tea more like
TJBM Secretly thinks they are rocking hot!

AshLeigh's avatar

It’s no secret that I think that.
Tjbm is rocking hot.

RareDenver's avatar

Of course ;-)

TJBM is a cat person

bookish1's avatar

YES. I love ALL THE CATS ^x^

TJBM has a New Year’s Eve tradition they will tell us about.

RandomGirl's avatar

Sure! I’ll be spending the evening with some good friends at our little country church, playing games, eating food, and at midnight, we’ll ring the big bell!
TJBM is rushing out the door.

bookish1's avatar

Nope, on days when I don’t have to be anywhere at a certain time, it takes me like 5 hours to get ready. I HATE rushing, haha.

TJBM likes buttered toast.

Coloma's avatar

I do, I do!

TJBM needs a haircut

reijinni's avatar

already had one
TJBM trims their beard with a lighter.

Coloma's avatar

False,no beard on this beauty. haha

TJBM has seen “Pitch Perfect”

bossob's avatar

Nope. I don’t know if Pitch Perfect is about baseball, singing, tree sap, or communicating.

TJBM doesn’t know that we survived the Mayan apocalypse.

tups's avatar

I DO know very much and I am relieved, but I was kind of looking forward to a new era. Meh.

TJBM is feeling blue.

Leanne1986's avatar

I’m feeling ok at the moment.

TJBM will not be at a party this New Year’s Eve.

RareDenver's avatar

Yep. Party at a recording studio!

TJBM has had an alcoholic drink already today.

bookish1's avatar

No, and I’m thinking of not drinking tonight, but we’ll see how that goes…

TJBM is wondering whether to try to be productive today…

Shippy's avatar

Aha! I had a thoroughly productive day, not only worked hard, but ran to the shop twice. In this heat. (Yes I ran)
TJBM is wondering what outlandish shenanigans they are going to get up to on New Years

gailcalled's avatar

If by “they,” you mean Milo and me, we are having our best friends (a gay couple) from up the road here for tea and birthday gifts (for me). Then they get to navigate my driveway covered in sheet ice, and Milo and I get to snuggle with hot soup and a movie.

TJBM thinks that New Year’s Eve is an irritating and possibly his least favorite holiday.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…mostly true. I’ve had enough New Years celebrations to last for the rest of my life.
My celebration today is lunch with a friend and a comedy flick tonight.

TJBM notices, that for some reason, nobody ever follows their TJBM questions with a question MARK?????

Seek's avatar

That would be because the statement is not phrased in the form of a question, Ms. Trebek.

TJBM had to wear a coat outside today.

gailcalled's avatar

True. It is so cold that my coat had to wear a coat.

TJBm is going to have a quiet evening at home.

Coloma's avatar

True, just me and the kitties and my hot tub and a movie. Purrfect!

TJBM is craving a BLT sandwich with avocado

Seek's avatar

Well I am now.
OMG That sounds AMAAAAZING.

TJBM is craving one of @Coloma ‘s Happy Brownies.

bookish1's avatar

Always.

TJBM is listening to the radio.

Coloma's avatar

False, only the whooshing sound of my cool faux fireplace. @Seek_Kolinahr @bookish1
Lets do lunch with brownies for dessert!

TJBM needs to get their butt in gear and get movin’

Seek's avatar

I do need to move. Maybe to California. Any good places around, @Coloma ? How’s the work force?

TJBM is planning on moving, too.

Dutchess_III's avatar

True…moving to the country.

TJBM got a Canon Rebel for Christmas!!!!

glacial's avatar

False.

TJBM is going to eat a lot of peaches.

Coloma's avatar

False, but…all the mountain men will be firing off their guns at midnight while I cower in my hot tub. Can a bullet penetrate a hot tub? lol

TJBM is starving

Coloma's avatar

Opps….I love my peaches, wanna shake my tree? lol

Okay…TJBM is STARVING for lunch

AshLeigh's avatar

True dat.
Tjbm eats too much junk food.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Nah. I really good about walking away! Although those mini candy bars were talking real loud!

TJBM Had a great Christmas!!

DrBill's avatar

True, I love giving Christmas gifts, don’t care if I get any, I just love to give them.

TJBM loves pancakes

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Oh! I, yes, OMG OMG OMG YES! YES OMG YES!!!!

Ahem… sorry about that.

The jelly below me dislikes pancakes.

AshLeigh's avatar

True. Yuck!
Tjbm loves music with all of their heart and soul.

DrBill's avatar

True, all kinds

TJBM is planning to stay home for new years

Coloma's avatar

True, but I have some primo local champagne and strawberries to make champagne cocktails. :-)

TJBM loves good champagne

reijinni's avatar

nope, not a drinker
TJBM wants to swim in champagne.

Coloma's avatar

Oooh baby, you bet! haha

TJBM has a secret rendevous tonight with another fluther member I’m not tellin’

AshLeigh's avatar

Awh snap!
Tjbm wants to water board @Coloma until she tells.
I would never water board Coloma, I’m just kidding!

Shippy's avatar

Definitely, I’ll use whatever tools I can find
TJBM Is roaring drunk

RandomGirl's avatar

False. I don’t think I could stomach the stuff, if I were going to touch it.
TJBM needs to do some cleaning on the next free day they have. I sure do.

AshLeigh's avatar

I should. But I probably won’t.
Tjbm is Dexter.

Coloma's avatar

False….but maybe I should be Dorthea Puente, the nice little old lady that ran the boarding house of death lol

TJBM has buried a body in their backyard

gailcalled's avatar

Funny you should say that. We just disposed of the mouse discovered in the back of my clothes closet yesterday morning. However, “entombed” is more accurate than “buried,” as in, “thrown out the back door into 10” of snow.”.

TJBM did not embrace his/her SO at midnight but hung around here and argued about religion vs. evolution and the fiscal cliff issues.

Coloma's avatar

Hahaha…false. I had a rousing fun time talking with several friends on the phone and then had cherry pie and polished off the bottle of bubbley.

TJBM has a shrieking peacock in their neighborhood

bookish1's avatar

Nope, not this time. Some screaming queens last night though!

TJBM eats black eyed peas for New Year’s.

Coloma's avatar

LOL…screaming queens. :-D

Kinda true…I had home made white bean and ham soup yummy.

TJBM has had salami cheddar cheese….OMG…brilliant gourmet cheese!

RandomGirl's avatar

Sadly, false. That sounds delish.
TJBM saw the Rose Parade this morning.

geeky_mama's avatar

Unfortunately not.. we have a house full of kids (8) running around & no one interested in turning on the TV.

TJBM is not looking forward to school & work resuming tomorrow.

reijinni's avatar

School I’m not worried about. Work is not enough.
TJBM will be getting their ideas from here.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…no.

TJBM will drive me to get junk food now to cure my champagne hangover Oh to have a driver…Driving Miss Daisy

Shippy's avatar

For you I kill da bull loll but, only if you kiss and tell??
TJBM Is day dreaming about a nice holiday

Coloma's avatar

LOL…no, I am dreaming about pizza. I am almost to my car…almost. :-P

TJBM loves veggie pizza

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False- I’m a die hard carnivore. Gotta have meats on my pizza!!

The jelly below me woke up with a terrible hangover today.

Coloma's avatar

Mmm….it was minimal but has gotten a bit worse as the day wore on.
Hey..I have a COMBO pizza now, veggies and meat and extra sauce and cheese filled crust. I may just die tonight. lol

TJBM is addicted to post it notes

bookish1's avatar

No, but I might be addicted to index cards.

TJBM would like a slice of Coloma’s pizza.

Coloma's avatar

True, and I am about to have one!

TJBM took down their Xmas stuff today

tups's avatar

No, not yet.

TJBM is missing someone.

Coloma's avatar

Nope, not anybody.

TJBM is an extrovert

bookish1's avatar

oh HELL no! But I am still a confident and amiable introvert.

TJBM is exhausted!!!

reijinni's avatar

will be. back to the ‘grind’ tomorrow.
TJBM dreads work.

Coloma's avatar

Who doesn’t? I had a great run of loving my work, that’s allover now. haha

TJBM sings songs to their pets

RandomGirl's avatar

False.
TJBM is doing that double-screen thing. You know… Watching TV from across the room, while typing on a laptop, tablet, or phone. I am.

majorrich's avatar

Yup. Watching a sappy movie the wife put on and I can’t find the remote to change it. So When it;s done, I’m off to bed.

TJBM smoked a great cigar at the New Years Eve Party,

Coloma's avatar

False, no cigar lol

TJBM is back to reality today Oh man..I have so much to do, Calgon take me away

Seek's avatar

Work. Call center. Coffee. Computer repair. Excel Spreadsheets… almost makes even me want a Brownie.

TJBM took today off, lucky bastard.

bookish1's avatar

I am a lucky bastard and I don’t have to go in to work today, although I do need to work.

TJBM needs to fill a prescription!

Coloma's avatar

False, knock on wood, ;-p

TJBM is a hungry hungry Hippo

RandomGirl's avatar

Not at the moment, oddly enough. I loved that game as a child.
TJBM is under the age of 40.

Shippy's avatar

Well yes of course and many think so loool but no I’m not
TJBM Has a crush on a brunette

Coloma's avatar

Haha…yes, my Siamese cat Mia lol

TJBM has an owie

bookish1's avatar

Yes, my homeostasis constantly hurts.

TJBM awoke from delightful dreams.

Coloma's avatar

No dreams I remember, but I had a doozy a few weeks ago. Military planes landing in my yard to access a secret underground society of aliens that had a trap door in the ground beneath a giant Oak tree in my yard. o-0 Yeah…maybe a brownie nightmare. lol

TJBM has an active imagination

RandomGirl's avatar

Eh, not so much. I have to stick with school too much. I need to get back to making jewelry.

TJBM has a piece of trash that they keep for sentimental reasons.
I have a scrap of paper that a really special guy folded into a paper boat (about 3 inches long) for me.

Shippy's avatar

Oh lawd too much trash! But its all going in the rubbish bin soon! (My one TV is like 16 years old… but it did belong to)... hah
TJBM Would like to lick ice-cream off someones belly

bookish1's avatar

Shippy, you are really good at reading my mind. Or chocolate!

TJBM has a song stuck in their head.

Coloma's avatar

Not at the moment…the only thing stuck in my head is the endless calculations of my bills in the moment haha

TJBM wears a trench coat with nothing on underneath

Shippy's avatar

All the time, while moving it swiftly to the side, in the park
TJBM Loves the smell of freshly baked bread

Seek's avatar

If it were a person, I would have dirty sex with it.

TJBM feels the same way about the smell of freshly cut grass.

Coloma's avatar

True and all the farmey smells like hay and pine shavings, mmmm.

TJBM plays Twister naked

DrBill's avatar

How did you know?

TJBM is looking forward to spring.

Seek's avatar

Meh. It’s all pretty much the same here. Palm trees where they’ve been artificially planted, deciduous trees where they’ve been artificially planted, yucky old scrub pines everywhere else, and crunchy, too-dry grass all over the place. It rains in the summer. If we’re lucky, there’s a hurricane to break up the monotony.

TJBM actually likes the climate where they live.

majorrich's avatar

Yup, Where I live, if you don’t like the weather you presently have, it will change in half an hour.

TJBM has a secret stash of toilet paper in case there is a world shortage.

bookish1's avatar

Nope, I’ll just use banana leaves.

TJBM has overflowing bookshelves!!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True! My husband says he needs a second job to support my book habit.

The jelly below me doesn’t read.

Seek's avatar

Bah ha ha! Hardly. We sacrificed walking room and a dining table in order to fit books in my house. And we have no intention of stopping, ever. (Just read Marion Zimmer Bradley’s “Heirs of Hammerfell” – a Darkover novel – this weekend. Gods, I love her)

The jelly below me has read 50 Shades of Grey.

bookish1's avatar

No, but I’ve done some pretty serious D/s and SM scenes. No need for watered down pop culture BDSM.

TJBM is unusually sleepy!

DrBill's avatar

Not now, I was till I read your post, now I’m wide awake

TJBM Wants hot chocolate

Coloma's avatar

False, just chocolate, of which I still have bucketfuls from Christmas.

TJBM has watched ” The Walking Dead” series and loves it

bkcunningham's avatar

False. (I haven’t watched even one in the series.)
TJBM is wearing shorts today.

Leanne1986's avatar

Nope. Far too cold here for shorts!

TJBM is absent minded.

Seek's avatar

I lost my glasses this morning. They were on my face.

TJBM has put the milk in the cupboard and the Froot Loops box in the fridge.

RandomGirl's avatar

Not specifically, but I have done things like that… A package of raw meat in my dresser drawer and a T-shirt in the freezer. >.< Not to mention losing my glasses on my face.
TJBM has left something in a hotel. I left my purse in Ohio once – my goodness, I am absent minded..

sakura's avatar

No, not left anything in a hotel! can’t afford to stay in many hotels

The jelly below me would buy a new car as soon as they knew they had won the lottery! after they had done all the honorable things, like helping family and friends etc…

DrBill's avatar

False, I would pay off all bills, help family, help friends, look for a big house in the country. I’m happy with my jeep

TJBM thinks they would have a better chance of winning the lottery if they bought a ticket.

majorrich's avatar

True, 1 in a trilliion is far better odds than 0 in a trillion.

TJBM is hoping 2013 is better than 2012 personally.

RandomGirl's avatar

Yes and no.

TJBM is petting their dog (or cat, I suppose).

Coloma's avatar

False, but…she keeps stealing my warm chair whenever I get up for a minute.Love dem kitties!

TJBM has seen ” Pitch Perfect” too funny!

tups's avatar

No, I don’t know what it is.

TJBM wants to meet an alien.

Seek's avatar

My first thought was ZOMFG YESSS!! But then I’ve seen enough sci-fi that I know my chances of coming away from the encounter alive (unless I happen to be meeting or a companion of The Doctor) are slim to none.

TJBM has a favourite Doctor.

Shippy's avatar

I do actually he’s my ex boy friend
TJBM Is going to start doing jigsaw puzzles this year

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope. They drive me nuts.

TJBM needs to be doing something besides Fluther. I sure do.

Coloma's avatar

False, not quite yet. Just paid all my bills online and am going to try and see if I can get a haircut appt. later today.

TJBM has OVER paid a bill and now has a free month Yay!

DrBill's avatar

True I have overpaid the utilities, did not pay November, December, or January and still have a positive balance.

TJBM wishes they that problem.

Shippy's avatar

Hm! touche, indeed, maybe pay mine too? *batters eyelashes
TJBM Stole my platform leopard skin shoes

Coloma's avatar

Haha…let me check my closet.

TJBM is trying a new hair salon today and is nervous

gailcalled's avatar

False. I had my monthly tried-and true cut yesterday.
@Shippy (“batting,” I hope.)
TJBM hasn’t tidied up her desk in four weeks and now wants to put a match to the whole, disorganized mess

RandomGirl's avatar

Oh my goodness YES! How did you ever know, @gailcalled?! I probably won’t be putting a match to the mess, though, because it’s full of school papers and things. And half-made jewelry.

TJBM is looking forward to the new Psych season starting next month. Is Henry Spencer dead or alive, for goodness sakes?! Why do they do this to me?!

Coloma's avatar

False, but I am looking forward to the next disc on my Netflix for “The Hatfields and MCcoys” and “The Walking dead.” :-)

TJBM is below me

DrBill's avatar

True, but I prefer being on top….

TJBM needs to clean out their car/truck

RandomGirl's avatar

I have yet to obtain a vehicle. I’d love to have one that needs cleaning. I’d love to have one that moves.

TJBM comes to this thread and participates whenever they get bored with work/school. I’m really getting bored of this paper I’m trying to write on George Frideric Handel.

dxs's avatar

No, I just got to this thread now actually as someone referenced it in another thread. But I should be writing a paper now as well. Go procrastination!
The jelly below me hasn’t gone to the gym in a while.

gailcalled's avatar

True, but I just got off my very own treadmill in my very own basement where I did a vigorous 45 minute walk, preceded by 20 minutes of stretching and strengthening and some work with 5 lb. hand weights.

TJBM watched a cooking show while exercising on her very own treadmill and learned how to make a French tarte tatin.

Coloma's avatar

False. My mega expensive Eliptical was given to the offspring and her room mate with a whooping 15 miles on it after turning into a glorified clothes hanger a couple years ago. Let the young hearts explode. haha

TJBM just received a package form Suzhou Jiangsu China Yay…my opium poppy seeds arrived. lol

RandomGirl's avatar

False. Haven’t gotten any packages in a long time.
TJBM enjoys watching old TV more than the modern stuff. The only modern show I watch is Psych.

Coloma's avatar

True & False both. I like the old and a lot of the new, but I order things on Netflix and do not have regular TV.

TJBM is making sweet and sour chicken tonight P.S. kidding about the Opium poppies just in case haha

RandomGirl's avatar

Well, I’m back.

False, and I’m now craving sweet and sour chicken. That sounds delish.

TJBM is having a good 2013 so far.

gailcalled's avatar

True for all three days of it.

TJBM is running out of original ideas for this question.

Coloma's avatar

True. Lets see…

TJBM is a relative of Napoleon

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, but I am a relative of Daniel Boone and Jesse Chisholm.

The jelly below me is also related to a famous person in history.

DrBill's avatar

False, I am not aware that I am related to anyone famous

TJBM enjoyed breakfast more than usual this morning.

Seek's avatar

I almost never eat breakfast, but I did have hot cocoa instead of my usual coffee!

TJBM has big lunch plans today.

RandomGirl's avatar

I wish…

TJBM is looking forward to work today. I’m not.

DrBill's avatar

Yes, a perk of being a business owner, I enjoy every day.

TJBM is already thinking about lunch

Seek's avatar

H! You got me thinking about breakfast, and now I’m nomming on some Kashi GoLean Crunch Honey Almond Flax. This stuff is delicious! I think lunch will be miso soup. It’s a soup kind of day.

TJBM is a total coffee snob.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I haves to have my coffee every morning or I am stuck in the duh zone all day

TJBM is very astute when it comes to picking up others manipulative communication styles
flattery will get you nowhere haha

geeky_mama's avatar

True, I suppose, which is interesting because I myself am a natural-born-people-pleaser / brown-noser extraordinaire. I’m even more astute at picking up on passive-aggressive comments as it’s a regional style of communication where I live.

TJBM is very direct and doesn’t beat around the bush.

Coloma's avatar

99.5% of the time yes. The remaining .5% isn’t worth the energy expenditure. lol

TJBM is wearing a little green dress like @geeky_mama

bookish1's avatar

Not today.

TJBM likes this picture.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…yes, yes I do! I want that dress!

TJBM likes dresses over jeans

tups's avatar

Not really.

TJBM is excited.

RandomGirl's avatar

True. I get to see Mr. Amazing in less than a week. :D

TJBM is missing someone.

Coloma's avatar

The only thing I am missing is my fat bank account from a few years ago. lol

TJBM had oatmeal and yogurt for breakfast

bookish1's avatar

Pretty close, whole wheat toast and yogurt!

TJBM forgot what day it is.

Coloma's avatar

False, it’s a day of rest after running amok this week.

TJBM has seen the movie “Savages”

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM wants a new job (not @Coloma.)

sakura's avatar

Sort of, it’s complicated!
The jelly below me…
loves dogs

DrBill's avatar

Yes, we run a dog rescue

TJBM has been thinking about being in the warm sun

majorrich's avatar

I am actually planning a trip to Orlando next week. Hoping to see that bright thing up in the sky.

TJBM is watching a great movie on TV

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope – watching Emergency!

TJBM has a nice, quiet place where they enjoy sitting in silence. And they will describe it for us. ;)

Coloma's avatar

True. My deck on summer nights and my hot tub. Surrounded by huge urns of bamboos and exotic grasses, it’s lovely.

TJBM notices that @RandomGirl messed up the 3 in a row cat avatar sequence lol

bookish1's avatar

I did notice that :-p

TJBM wrote a love letter.

DrBill's avatar

No, I write love poems

TJBM is thinking about someone special they want to be closer to.

Coloma's avatar

False. I am happy with those I am already close to

TJBM is making something yummy in the crockpot today chciken & veggie stew here…mmmmm smells delish!

RandomGirl's avatar

That sounds delish, but, alas… It’s leftover day here.

TJBM occasionally takes breaks from Fluther.

Sorry for messing up the cat sequence :p ;)

tups's avatar

Weeeell, now and then, yes.

TJBM has met a tall dark stranger.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, and I just kissed him. He is 6 feet tall and has four big hooves. lol

TJBM is a cole slaw addict

reijinni's avatar

hate cole slaw. Throw it out every time.
TJBM rather have two orders of fries instead of cole slaw.

Leanne1986's avatar

No I love Coleslaw!

TJBM bought some new clothes today.

Coloma's avatar

False but I got a haircut I like yesterday! @Leanne1986 Yay cole slaw, yum! :-D

TJBM is having a Saturday cocktail

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Bourbon on the rocks.

TJBM likes simple drinks, one or two ingredients.

Coloma's avatar

True. Mostly a beer and wine cooler/champagne girl here. A bloody Mary once in a Blue Moon.Hey..Blue Moon. :-)

TJBM has a scrumptious dinner cooking that smells great!

Shippy's avatar

It did several hours ago when I ate it, roasted vegetables in herbs served with wild brown rice
TJBM Feels like a banana

Coloma's avatar

False, but I do like big bananas, preferably attached to hot Samoan dudes. lol

TJBM is zany

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Cuckoo . . . maybe zany.

TJBM has a cuckoo clock from the black forest.

DrBill's avatar

No, but wish I did.

TJBM has a grandfather clock.

RandomGirl's avatar

I wish! Grandfather clocks are so cool! I wish there was a grandfather clock somewhere in the family that I could inherit. I’d probably be better off inheriting the cuckoo clock that’s been in our house for forty years, anyway… It’d take less space! ;)

TJBM is a pack rat. I try not to be, because it causes so much stress, but stuff just seems to accumulate…

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I’m a terrible pack rat, no matter how many times I berate myself for it.

The jelly below me needs to download some new music.

Coloma's avatar

False. I must have 5 million songs and albums on my PC already.

TJBM slept like a baby

gailcalled's avatar

Ture, but one with colic.

TJBM sees seven female (and unflappable) deer on her lawn.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…TRUE! I just had a doe standing at the edge of my garage hoping the lid to the goose corn might be open so she could invite the herd in for brunch.

TJBM was disappointed in a recipe they tried yesterday Bah..I have about 3 quarts of a failed endeavor…Raccoon party tonight.

sakura's avatar

nope, I had a delicious roast beef dinner with yorkshire puddings mmmm!

The jelly below me has the time to have facials, nails done etc… if so where do you find it? because I need some!

tups's avatar

I don’t have the time and I don’t need it.

TJBM likes the natural look.

Coloma's avatar

Very true. I wear little makeup.

TJBM needs to drop a few pounds after the holiday glut

geeky_mama's avatar

True, I could stand to lose 10~20lbs… though I magically managed to lose weight over the holidays somehow.

TJBM has a busy week ahead.

Shippy's avatar

Yes, I certainly do and I am pumped up and ready to start!
TJBM Has a wild pash on another jelly, even fantasizing about them, in strange ways!

TheProfoundPorcupine's avatar

I do and in ways that would mean NSFW does not even come close to describing how NSFW it would be.

TJBM has a love affair with marshmallows

Shippy's avatar

Yes! I like them slightly sizzled and hot, or plopped into a nice warm drink so they brush against my lips as I sip and drink and try and catch them with my tongue.
TJBM Is shocked by some of the things they read on Fluther

TheProfoundPorcupine's avatar

I am and I have now mastered the art of only dealing with Fluther by peeking through my fingers as I hold my hands up to cover my eyes.

TJBM has probably now wondered…but how does he type if he is covering his eyes with his hands??

Shippy's avatar

Not at all, I understand the term ambidickstrous
TJBM Is in awe of themselves

Coloma's avatar

Hahaha…sometimes, but I wouldn’t say it’s a state of being. lol

TJBM loves Kettle Corn

bookish1's avatar

I avow that it’s delicious, but I try to stay away from it as it’s very difficult to calculate how many grams of carbohydrates are in it…

TJBM is looking at a beautiful sunset.

Coloma's avatar

False, not for a few more hours and it’s foggy so, probasblyno sunset.

TJBM sees @Shippy pulling into port

Shippy's avatar

Yes, ships ahoy here I come
TJBM Has got the Ranch with a difference all ready for action!

Ela's avatar

No idea what you’re talking about so I’m gonne say… False : )

tjbm keeps there teeth in cup at night

DrBill's avatar

False, but I wish I had the previous question…

TJBM wants to visit my ranch….

Coloma's avatar

Only if you keep that giant pussy locked in the barn. lol

TJBM had a strange encounter today

RandomGirl's avatar

Hmm… If you consider my piano teacher’s 5-year-old son who has a sweet little crush on me “strange”... then yes. He and his sister put on a hilarious puppet show for me. It was made up as they went, with wonderful 5-year-old nonsensical things thrown in all over the place, but the 8-year-old made them seem intended. It had a king, a queen, a princess, a knight in shining armor, and a lightning bug the size of the princess.

TJBM has a cute story from their kids (or nieces/nephews, or the kid down the street, or anyone really) that they would like to share with us. <<sits back and eats popcorn, waiting for a fun story>>

Seek's avatar

I want to tell two, because I’m kind of bursting.

My son is 4 years old. Right after Christmas, one of the hubs’ friends came over for dinner. He asks E, “So, did Santa bring you a lot of presents?”
E gets all pensive-looking and says, “No, I’m pretty sure it was Mama.”

He he he… So proud.

OK, so he played one of those crane machine things at a Beef O’Bradys when he and my husband went out to lunch.

When I came home from work, he gave me what he won: a little necklace with a blue plastic flower pendant. He kissed it and handed it to me, and said “Mama, now you can take kisses to work with you!”

Now he kisses it every night before he goes to bed, and asks me all the time “Did you run out of necklace kisses? Do you need more?”

TJBM wants to share a story, too!

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM does their shopping at Castner-Knott.

Coloma's avatar

Never heard of them.

@Seek_Kolinahr Awww….precious!

TJBM has a stuffy nose

Seek's avatar

Thanks! And no, but I’ve got a sore throat which I’m currently scalding with miso soup and green tea, hoping that I’ll be able to finish my work day at the call center.

TJBM got the company to buy their lunch, too!

erichw1504's avatar

Fals.e

TJBM places the period in t.he wrong place

tups's avatar

N.o

TJBM wants to go to Argentina.

Coloma's avatar

True, I love traveling!

TJBM is STILL trying to clean up from the holidays

RandomGirl's avatar

Kind of….

TJBM has recently been doing a lot of soul-searching. I finally figured out why I can’t look my parents in the eye!

Coloma's avatar

False, did that years ago. Always a good thing!

TJBM is exhausted today

Shippy's avatar

For a change no!!! he-he
TJBM Is totally jealous I had ice cream for supper

Coloma's avatar

Haha…false, because I have OREOS! Hey, your ice cream and my oreos, a complete meal.

TJBM is having company for dinner

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope – going to church this evening.

TJBM is in agreement with me that most of today’s teens aren’t worth the trouble it takes of socializing with them.

dxs's avatar

Uhh sort of. Most of them are too reserved in my opinion.
The Jelly below me has illegible handwriting.

RandomGirl's avatar

Too reserved? Ha!

Seek's avatar

All of my forms of handwriting are equally awesome, and most of them are legible. Unless I’m writing in Futhark and you’re unfamiliar with runes. ^_^

TJBM wants a cough drop?

Coloma's avatar

False, I just want my coffee

TJBM is thinking of moving somewhere new

tups's avatar

Yes, but I’m gonna have to wait a couple of years.

TJBM wants to lie in their bed all week, away from the world.

reijinni's avatar

It just feels that way
TJBM think that the One Direction is circling the drain.

Seek's avatar

Who?

TJBM knows what TJAM is talking about.

RandomGirl's avatar

If the TJA @Seek_Kolinahr is referring to the pop boy band One Direction, then, yes, I know what they’re talking about.

TJBM had heard of One Direction before.

erichw1504's avatar

True/

TJBM uses a forward slash instead of a period to end a sentence/

Coloma's avatar

False.

TJBM is sitting outside in the sun

RandomGirl's avatar

Erg, I wish!! Up here in Minnesota, we have a long, dark winter. I’m getting cabin fever. NOT happy that we have 2 or 3 months of this left. I’m taking up cross-country skiing to make up for it. :)

TJBM actually likes winter. 0.o

bookish1's avatar

Oh hell no. I was raised in the tropics, and it’s hard to remember to even wear a coat when I need to now.

TJBM is excited that the days are getting longer.

Coloma's avatar

True, just noticed a few days ago.

TJBM is having a very cold night 21 here…brrr

bkcunningham's avatar

False. We did not have a cold night here. It was in in the 60s.
TJBM will need a jacket to keep warm today.

bookish1's avatar

Yes… it’s in the frigid 40s outside today, haha.

TJBM would like a piece…............Eh, eh, know what I mean?

DrBill's avatar

yes, I would love it, and you know what I mean…

TJBM is ready for spring

RandomGirl's avatar

Oh yes, please!

TJBM is tired of all the bureaucracy.

Coloma's avatar

I’ve been tired of bureaucracy for the last 35 years. haha

TJBM is enjoying their clean house shit, it only took me 2 and half weeks to get it together again lol

bookish1's avatar

Not yet, but I will as soon as I clean it up in a whirlwind this afternoon.

TJBM likes rainy days.

Coloma's avatar

True. An excuse to have a PJ day!

TJBM has PJ days

tups's avatar

Whenever I’m home :)

TJBM loves home life.

reijinni's avatar

it’s ok
TJBM can sell the unsellable.

RandomGirl's avatar

Eh, depends on the product!

TJBM is a night owl. I never thought I would be, but it seems I am!

DrBill's avatar

True, it is 11pm and I just signed on

TJBM has big plans for the weekend.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, it’s my oldest daughter’s 12th birthday!

The jelly below me plans to sleep, pig out, and be wonderfully lazy all weekend.

RandomGirl's avatar

I don’t plan to, but I have a feeling that’s what will happen. :/ What I need is an outing with a girlfriend, but I don’t have the car.

TJBM is also stranded at home, wishing they could go somewhere.

Coloma's avatar

False. I’m going to enjpy hanging around the house today and being cozy in this cold weather.

TJBM has rearranged their house/room recently

DrBill's avatar

true, that is what I am doing today

TJBM want some of my apple pie.

tups's avatar

No thank you, I’m not a fan of apple pie, but I’m sure it’s a wonderful one :)

TJBM is a vegetarian.

reijinni's avatar

Never and I wouldn’t mind some of that pie.
TJBM thinks that vegetarianism is a lousy idea.

bookish1's avatar

No, I think that the resources used to raise livestock could produce food for a hell of a lot more people. It’s called the pyramid of energy.

TJBM is getting started real late today.

GracieT's avatar

Nope- I’m a notoriously early riser- always early.

TJBM has a quiet evening at home planned.

RandomGirl's avatar

Yep, but not by choice… Stuck one the couch with ice packs on my cheeks. Stupid wisdom teeth.

TJBM wears glasses.

dxs's avatar

Maybe once every two weeks. Most of the time I wear contacts.
The Jelly below me knows who the original creator of this game is.

Coloma's avatar

Um….maybe not.

TJBM knew that I wouldn’t know

dxs's avatar

I had a hunch. Based on this, I think it was @AmWiser.
The Jelly below me loves looking at the history of things.

tups's avatar

Depends on what subject.

TJBM loves history itself.

RandomGirl's avatar

Sort of… Some eras just need a really good teacher to teach about them. Other eras I just pick up a book and inhale it. :D

TJBM has kids.

I feel like I should remember who created this game because I was around back then. I took a long break and then started over a few months ago.

Coloma's avatar

True. One daughter.

TJBM is going to have a great dinner soon

dxs's avatar

@RandomGirl haven’t we all?

reijinni's avatar

not that really great.
TJBM lives in a small house.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, but not for much longer, hopefully.

The jelly below me has been secretly stalking the jelly above me.

DrBill's avatar

false, I have been stalking, but not that jelly….

TJBM needs to clean out their car/truck

Leanne1986's avatar

Yes!

TJBM has seen the film Les Miserables.

tups's avatar

No.

TJBM would like to dirty dance with someone.

Shippy's avatar

Yes, I’ve been sitting here with my ticket for a month…. wonder who it will be
TJBM Dances nude for exercise

Coloma's avatar

False, but I swim nude in my big tubby

TJBM is having a cozy Sunday morning

bookish1's avatar

I sure did; now I am having a semi-productive Sunday afternoon. Reading history in my pajamas; this is the life.

TJBM likes tea.

RandomGirl's avatar

I discovered tea this winter. Love the stuff!

TJBM likes hot chocolate. 0.o

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM fights in the nude.

bookish1's avatar

Yep, just like the original Olympics.

TJBM needs a snack STAT!!!

Shippy's avatar

Most deffo, but ah what to snack on is the problem
TJBM Has a snack for me?

bookish1's avatar

Here, have some matzo balls @Shippy :D

TJBM thinks giant squids are cool.

Shippy's avatar

Yes, I do but I much prefer this clown frog fish
TJBM feels like Fluther is slowing making them insane

Coloma's avatar

False, my regular life challenges do a fine job of that. lol

TJBM still sucks their thumb

bookish1's avatar

No, but I have a serious oral fixation.

TJBM would like to escape psychoanalysis but can’t.

RandomGirl's avatar

This jelly does not know what psychoanalysis technically means, but she does wish she could quit constantly analyzing every one of her thoughts and motives. Maybe that’s what psychoanalysis means, maybe not.

TJBM talks about themself in the third person.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No, HE doesn’t.

TJBM has three pounds of sausage in their refrigerator / freezer. I’ve got eight pounds.

Coloma's avatar

Zero sausage here

TJBM wants to know WHY @Tropical_Willie has 8lbs. of sausage a special sausage event ir something? lol

bookish1's avatar

Clearly he’s throwing a sausage fest.

TJBM is feeling a mite peckish.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I am feeling a peck mighty

TJBM wants some Laffy taffy

RandomGirl's avatar

Hmm… Hoping the place where I usually get Laffy Taffy is open this afternoon, because otherwise I’ll be standing around with nothing to do for an hour, but I don’t know if I really want the Laffy Taffy.

TJBM hates having to take the bus.

Seek's avatar

I wish there was a bus system worth using in this city. Unfortunately what is a 30 minute drive for me in the AM would be over 2 hours on the bus, and I would still have to walk over a mile to get to my office at the end of it. Sorry, Carbon Footprint.

TJBM is lucky enough to live in the realm of Public Transportation.

gailcalled's avatar

True only if you mean a bike or dog sled. Even finding a taxi here is like stumbling on the fountain of youth.

TJBM just had a happy conversation with Apple Support. They made many high-tech suggestions such as cleaning the heads of power chargers and USB connections with a Q-tip.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…false, but hey, sounds like a rousing morning of learning.

TJBM is contemplating some new ideas

tups's avatar

No, I am too tired to think creatively right now. :(

TJBM likes Leonard Cohen.

gailcalled's avatar

As my grandmother would say, “Is he Jewish?”

TJBM is alarmed over the odd and mercurial weather in his or her area.

Coloma's avatar

False.Not overwhelmed but, sunny and freezing cold for a few weeks now, I am ready for another big storm to break up the pattern.

TJBM has neon green moss in their trees

Seek's avatar

Nope, all the moss here looks like gray public hair hanging from the trees

TJBM wonders why florists sell Spanish Moss as “decoration”, as it looks like crap.

RandomGirl's avatar

This jelly thinks she knows what Spanish Moss would look like in a flower shop, but she can’t say she has an opinion about whether it looks good or not.

TJBM lives in a region where Spanish Moss grows naturally. I don’t, and I think it’s pretty in pictures…

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I have to drive about 45 minutes but there are some people in the town I live in that grow moss in their trees

bookish1's avatar

TJBM noticed that @Tropical_Willie didn’t post anything the jelly below him!!!!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

OOPPSIE

TJBM had an internet outage last night.

Seek's avatar

I have an internet outage every night. No interwebs at home. I Fluther at work.

TJBM thinks internet provider costs are murderous.

DrBill's avatar

True, they are much more than they need to be

TJBM is looking forward to paying off a debt

Coloma's avatar

Heh, yeah, in my dreams or when I die. Dying is a great way to save money. lol

TJBM has good credit inspite of their debt

tups's avatar

I don’t have a debt atm. :)

TJBM does not understand economics!

RandomGirl's avatar

I felt absolutely clueless until I got into a conversation with some of my teenage friends. I guess I understand it better than a lot of people my age.

TJBM catches themself using txtspk every so often and it drives them crazy. I know I do!

Coloma's avatar

False. I’m the old broad, don’t text at all. I can’t see the damn tiny little letters. lol

TJBM is an old dog about to learn some new tricks

Shippy's avatar

True, true… never too late they say?
TJBM is dreaming of a fancy vacation

RareDenver's avatar

No. Got too many exciting things happening right here at home to be thinking about going away, although I did just book a hotel this evening for a weekend break in Edinburgh to catch up with old friends but that’s not really a holiday.

TJBM prefers savory snacks to sweet snacks

Coloma's avatar

Mmmm…50/50 I made a decadent pistachio ice cream sundae the other night, it was heavenly.

TJBM wants to go outside for some exercise but it is too damn cold

Shippy's avatar

Nope, it’s too am late 1.30am but secretly I think I would exercise better at this hour
TJBM Has chocolates hidden around the house in odd places

RandomGirl's avatar

I probably would if I were in a different stage of life, if you know what I mean. :) You know, I bet my mom has some chocolate hidden somewhere around here….
TJBM enjoys receiving snail mail, in stead of impersonal emails.

Seek's avatar

I love snail mail. My high school friends and I wrote letters back and forth every day, instead of talking on the phone. It was awesome. I would love to have pen pals again.

TJBM has had a pen pal from another country.

Leanne1986's avatar

Yes, years ago I had a few.

TJBM enjoys watching nature documentaries.

RandomGirl's avatar

Sometimes.

TJBM is in agreement with me that this thread is slowing down. So sad.

reijinni's avatar

it is slow
TJBM wishes Clinton is still president.

tups's avatar

No
TJBM speaks Spanish.

Seek's avatar

Solo un poco, but the Colombian guy in my office is working with me.

TJBM has a second (or third) language.

Coloma's avatar

Does being able to speak Goose, horse and cat count?
The mules just told me with a firm stamp of their hooves and a few arrogant snorts that the breakfast carrots are late! haha

TJBM has driven a horse drawn wagon before

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, but it sounds like fun!

The jelly below me skipped breakfast today.

gailcalled's avatar

@Coloma: Does an ox cart count? My father and grandfather

False. Never
TJBM is contending with more snow and ice today, and it’s only mid-January.

RandomGirl's avatar

Yes, I am. Everything is melting and freezing and melting and freezing… You never know what the roads will be like. What do you mean, “only mid-January”? It’ll be like this for another month and a half here!

TJBM watches too much TV. Or are they on Fluther too much to watch TV?

Shippy's avatar

Yup, no TV in this house, so Fluther has to do!
TJBM Is feeling on top of the world today

tups's avatar

Not on top, not on the bottom, not in the middle. Just somewhere in the world…

TJBM knows that what the world is.

Coloma's avatar

Um…no, what is it?

TJBM thinks @tups is under the influence of something lol

bookish1's avatar

Nope, just having a little syntax hiccup.

TJBM is ready for the weekend already…

Seek's avatar

I’m ready for a bloody vacation. I’ll settle for a weekend! I am attending my first meeting of the Tampa Humanist Association on Saturday morning, so I’m pretty stoked about that.

TJBM is mad jealous of my fresh croissant breakfast.

RandomGirl's avatar

Oooh. Yes.

TJBM is doing the same thing they’ve been doing for years.

Coloma's avatar

Waking up every morning and having coffee. yep. lol

TJBM has a pet Ferret

Seek's avatar

I had one as a child, named after the ferret in The Beastmaster. I loved little Coto. We had planned on getting a Poto as well, but my irresponsible mother let Coto escape, and he died rather tragically.

TJBM has a pet snake.

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope. Incidentally, the only person I’ve known to ever have either a ferret or a snake is the same childhood friend. She’s a very odd individual.

TJBM has seen someone driving down the street with a live snake around their neck. I have, and I don’t think it was cigarette smoke that clouding up the inside of that car!

bookish1's avatar

Nope, but I’ve seen an elephant on the street. In Mumbai.

TJBM needs a nap but will probably just go to bed!

Shippy's avatar

Never! it’s Friday, party night on Fluther loll
TJBM Agrees

tups's avatar

Not much of in the party mood, I just feel like chillin’.

TJBM would like to share their Friday activity.

Coloma's avatar

Woke up randomly at 4:15 a.m. it is now 10:31 a.m.and I am still sitting here half dressed fluthering. No big plans today. Yesterday was chaos. Today is a chill day.

TJBM is having a check out day

Seek's avatar

It’s “eff it” Friday, folks.

TJBM can’t be arsed, either.

RareDenver's avatar

Well, I’ve had a full day at work where I gave my all, as I always (mostly, sometimes) do. I can be arsed with tomorrow as I get to enjoy our annual Hannah House Party, just need to decide whether I can be arsed to DJ it or not, so I guess my answer would be I don’t know whether I can be arsed or not.

TJBM has stuck their finger in their asshole whilst masturbating, at least once, you know, just to see like!

bookish1's avatar

No, I never stick my finger in my asshole while Fluthering…

TJBM is feeling a bit manic tonight.

Shippy's avatar

Nah! More on a downer…sigh!
TJBM Is listening to some great music with headphones on

Ela's avatar

False, I never wear headphones. Not sure I even own a pair. I’d have to borrow my kids’

tjbm has a pink, sparkly magic wand

Coloma's avatar

False, but…I have catnip stuffed toy prawns for my cat, with a slice of lemon and a green sparkley ball.lol

TJBM has a cat named Lassie

tups's avatar

No.

TJBM is Buddhist.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I have some Buddhst art, carvings.

TJBM is wearing black socks

Ela's avatar

<checks> False. They are white and soon they will fleshy ‘cuz I’ll be barefootin : )

tjbm keeps dental floss in there car

gailcalled's avatar

True. And in my purse, night-table, desk and end table near TV
(their)

TJBM is not enjoying the 9˚ weather tonight (although it does make for good star gazing.)

Ela's avatar

@gailcalled doh! my bad LoL maybe i was jus seeing if ya’d catch it ; )

False. I’ve no idea what the temp is outside. Tis toasty warm in here, tho!

tjbm is an ax throwin’ bull’s-eye champ

Coloma's avatar

I’ve split a few small logs in my day, but no lumberjack here.

TJBM is going to watch a movie tonight

gailcalled's avatar

True. An Iranian film called “A Separation” that won the 2012 Oscar for best foreign film.

TJBM is pleased that she did her exercises today.

Coloma's avatar

Haha True, I JUST came in from a little trotting around the yard.

TJBM knows the muffin man

Ela's avatar

. . .
False.
No but if he’s in the gutter where my mind is I sure do hope I bump into him!

tjbm knows the cookie man

RandomGirl's avatar

… Nope.

TJBM had an odd day today. I did. The weirdest part was when my dad closed the sliding door on the side of our minivan, and the window in the back hatch imploded. The day proceeded to be weird when a large flock of wild pheasants paraded through the front yard. Their call sounds mechanical, almost.

Coloma's avatar

False, not odd but one of “those” days where I was spinning my wheels but getting nowhere. lol

TJBM has been waking up very early the last few days

dxs's avatar

I am in general an early riser. I wake up 6/7 days of the week at 6:26am. On Saturdays there’s usually something going on but my “natural” clock will wake me up around 6:30 and I’ll hit the “natural” snooze button until 8:00 at the latest. Oddly enough, I woke up at 9:57 today. It was a painful week.
The Jelly below me gets a full amount of sleep every night.

Coloma's avatar

Usually yes. No matter what’s going on I sleep well, I guess I am not overly neurotic.haha

TJBM has done an open mic night for whatever their talent is

bookish1's avatar

No open mic nights, but I did perform on stage once with my really bad cover band in high school.

TJBM had a great workout.

Dutchess_III's avatar

TJAboveColoma is an interrupting Jelly!

Ela's avatar

@bookish1 – False. Great and workout out don’t belong in the same sentence
(dead, ass n tired do tho)
tjbm is a workoutaholic

@Dutchess_III that was like 2 jellies ago! ...—<thwack>

Coloma's avatar

Hell no, I used to be, but have gone south the last few years. haha

TJBM sees as either being half naked or half dressed

Dutchess_III's avatar

OW Colma!!!
Depends on who or what it is! :) Firemen come to mind. :)~

TJBM STILL has Christmas stuff to put away.

Ela's avatar

damn… i missed a budge-in by this >< much!

False. It’s all packed and stashed away.

tjbm is having a superbowl par-tay!

Coloma's avatar

Oops..I MEANT to write, sees LIFE as half naked or half dressed, never mind. lol

Dutchess_III's avatar

LOLLL!!!!

I SUPPOSE we are. Sigh.

TJBM is eating whoopie surprise food that she/he invented her/himself!

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is busy writing bad fiction.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Nope. I’m writing GREAT fiction!

TJBM has WAY too many bills.

Coloma's avatar

Pffft!

TJBM is going to a party tonight

Seek's avatar

Maybe. Friends of Hubby got hitched. I might go, I might bail. Depends.

TJBM finally got the laundry done.

RandomGirl's avatar

I did, a few days ago! I finall can wear the clothes I like again!

TJBM tried something new today. I did! Cross country skiing is a blast!

Coloma's avatar

True, I made some strange thai sauce and it didn’t turn out well. The rice was good. :-/
TJBM hates having a disappointing meal

geeky_mama's avatar

So true. If I’m going to take in calories I want to enjoy how they taste.

TJBM has a spouse who despises Fluther.

Coloma's avatar

False, no spouse for 10 years now….it’s all good. haha

TJBM needs to go grocery shopping today

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. Have plenty food right now! Getting ready to have Quiche A La Warmed Over. Only we’ll have bacon with it this time!

TJBM was glad when Christmas Insanity was over.

RandomGirl's avatar

Eh… This year went well. Christmas didn’t start too early and wasn’t dragged on for forever, like usual. I thoroughly enjoyed every day of it, and I wasn’t all that excited when the tree came down. Now, Valentine’s Day, on the other hand…

TJBM is debating with themself about something.

Ela's avatar

True. I can’t decide if I want the stinkin’ 49ers to win or the stinkin falcons…

tjbm is watching the ball game

dxs's avatar

No. But I wish I followed sports. It gives you something to talk about.
The jelly below me is socially awkward.

RandomGirl's avatar

I know I’m not awkward, but I am invisible.

TJBM can relate.

reijinni's avatar

probably
TJBM can play a ukulele.

Coloma's avatar

False, but…I have a goose call

TJBM makes animal sounds

bookish1's avatar

Yes, I am fluent in Cat.

TJBM is sick and tired :-/

Seek's avatar

So… tired… Hubby came out as an atheist last night. Up all night talking… ugh…

TJBM is making a coffee and will bring me one.

tups's avatar

I just finished drinking a cup, but I’ll fax you one right now.

TJBM feels like leaving everything behind and go to a beach far, far away.

bookish1's avatar

Always.

TJBM is fighting against sloth.

dxs's avatar

100% correct. I never get things done on days off. But today I plan to, just not now :).
The jelly below me likes his/her job.

RandomGirl's avatar

About… 70% of the time, yes. The problem with working in retail is the slow times. I flourish when the store is busy. That’s when I really love my job. I start to wither away and die if the store is quiet for too long.

TJBM needs to be around people.

Coloma's avatar

False, I like being around stimulating people, but if you’re boring to me I’d rather be alone. haha

TJBM has new shoes

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes, I just discovered & recently purchased the most comfy heels for business occasions – these Ros Hommerson pumps. If you have to wear suits & heels for work like I do..I cannot say enough good things about these shoes. (And, my hubby found me a pair of used Doc Marten Mary Janes at the Goodwill for $4.99. I am beyond thrilled…LOVE my Docs.)

TJBM is known to wear their jeans and shoes until they’re full of holes.

GracieT's avatar

Not me, but my dad did once- he wore the same pair of schools throughout all 12 years of school. :0)

TJBM thought their father was magic because he could say “one, two, three CHANGE!” and the traffic light always would.

DrBill's avatar

false, I am from a time before traffic lights. But I did do that to my daughter and she totally bought it.

TJBM prefers farm-life to city-life

RandomGirl's avatar

“Faaaarm livin’ is the life for me!”

TJBM knows what I’m referring to.^_^

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Green Acres is the place for me!

The jelly below me is having a good morning.

Coloma's avatar

So far yes. It is only 7:26 a.m. and I am having my 2nd cup of coffee and plotting my day at sunrise over here.

TJBM likes horror movies

Shippy's avatar

I bloody adore them!
TJBM Would like to come over for popcorn and a horror movie at my house

Coloma's avatar

True! Oh man..the winter movie scene, I ate a giant bowl of popcorn last night. lol

TJBM has nice teeth :-D

Seek's avatar

I have awful Irish teeth. Thanks, Dad.

TJBM is much luckier than I in the dental department.

Shippy's avatar

Nope, but flossing like a nut case, it does help!
TJBM Could care less about their teeth?

Coloma's avatar

False, I am very attached to my teeth and hope they stay attached to me. I faithfully see the dentist and use bleaching trays to brighten my smile.

TJBM is hungry!

tups's avatar

Naah, not really. I just ate some Indian curry.

TJBM wants to fast.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Hell f***ing no! False, gimme the food!

The jelly below me has had mono. (Having my daughter tested tomorrow, UGH!)

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM c a nr e a dt h i s.

Coloma's avatar

True, but it looks like the name of a disease, the dreaded canreadthis.

TJBM is doing cartwheels around their office

geeky_mama's avatar

Ha! I could..but I’d probably break something. (Like an arm or a leg.)

TJBM has a disease, but it is not canreadthis.

Seek's avatar

Nope, it’s more like can’treadthis: Keratoconjunctivitis Sicca. Big long word meaning “My dadgum eyes are really stinkin’ dry”. It’ll probably contribute to early blindness. And I’m allergic to the treatment medicine.

TJBM knows what a sphygmomanometer is.

Coloma's avatar

Is it the scope they snake up your back door? lol shiver

TJBM has had a colonoscope or whatever they are called. haha

DrBill's avatar

False, I don’t have a colon so I don’t need to ever get a colonoscopy

TJBM is reading this while having dinner

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope… Got my wisdom teeth out this afternoon. I won’t be able to eat anything substantial for a while. I feel miserable. I think maybe this Vicodin might be kicking in finally… Thank goodness.

TJBM is feeling miserable with me.

dxs's avatar

I don’t feel too bad today, but my friend got his wisdom teeth out today too.
The Jelly below me is curious to see what happens after the 500th response.

Coloma's avatar

@RandomGirl Do a lot of saltwater rinses, you will heal faster.

True. I hope our dear @DrBill will beat the bell and reincarnate us

TJBM loves Pistachio nuts

Ela's avatar

Ummm… false.

tjbm is watching the ball n basket game

DrBill's avatar

False, I don’t follow sports of any kind

TJBM knows this is response 496, not 500

Ela's avatar

True ‘cuz I just looked!

tjbm will give me their cake in the frizzer ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ <mwah!> ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Seek's avatar

That sounds dirty.

I’m in, but you have to bring the pancakes.

TJBM is response number 499!

RandomGirl's avatar

True, I guess… Not scrolling to the top and then all the down again. ;)

TJBM is wondering if they’ll be the last response on this thread!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Can’t count and will not know until later.

TJBM is waiting not wondering.

Shippy's avatar

Dam did @Coloma Beat me to it???
TJBM is also wondering

Coloma's avatar

I am barely awake so am too foggy to have any opinions right now Hi Shippy!

TJBM is enjoying that blissful first hour of the day before their brain must launch

erichw1504's avatar

False, that hour has long since past and am waiting for the final hour of work to be complete.

TJBM kant spel werth krap.

RandomGirl's avatar

Actually, I can. I can never decide which frustrates me more: The fact that I bombed out of a spelling bee at age 10 because the judge wasn’t aware that the word mosquitoes can be spelled with or without the e, or the fact that if introductions are left up to my mom, she’s always sure to brag about how good I am at spelling. I say, let’s just get on with life!

TJBM also has parents who brag about their strengths as if they were their own.

Seek's avatar

I have a mother that brags about the fact that she wishes I had been the fourth abortion instead of the first child. Does that count?

TJBM has a good relationship with their parental units.

dxs's avatar

Only with my dad.
The Jelly below me is wondering why the thread didn’t refresh after 500 responses. I was looking forward to it!

tups's avatar

I am wondering, yes.
TJBM is not below anymore.

DrBill's avatar

I’m still here, but going Here

RandomGirl's avatar

Aha, thanks @DrBill!

This post was edited after I hit @ instead of ! and came across the fact that you can make this font with two @‘s on either side of text! How cool! How come they don’t tell you this?

dxs's avatar

@RandomGirl ¡ʎɐp ʎɹǝʌǝ ʍǝu ƃuıɥʇǝɯos uɹɐǝן noʎ

RandomGirl's avatar

@dxs: How do you do that?!

Dutchess_III's avatar

˙ǝɥɔɐpɐǝɥ ɐ buıʇʇǝb ɯ,ı

TJBM is getting a headache too.

RandomGirl's avatar

@Dutchess_III…You are aware that this is part 45, and everyone has moved to part 46, right?

dxs's avatar

Ehh thats okay. But luckily I don’t have a headache right now.
The Jelly below me thinks we should keep #45 going.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I wasn’t, but I am now @RandomGirl.

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