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The Jelly Below Me - Part 46?

Asked by DrBill (16021 points ) January 23rd, 2013

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily
The response might be: False! I hate coffee or, True!
Then they might state: The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

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DrBill's avatar

TJBM wanted to be first on the new thread

Shippy's avatar

He he yes I did
TJBM is totally jealous now!

Pachy's avatar

“It is not love that is blind, but jealousy.” – Lawrence Durrell

The jelly below me is in a great mood today.

Shippy's avatar

Yep, but it’s bed time boo!
TJBM Is day dreaming and looking out of the window

AshLeigh's avatar

True.
Tjbm is sick.

Sunny2's avatar

No sicker than usual. No. I’m fine.
TJBM prefers coffee with flavored cream.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, plain cream is fine.
TJBM is an insomniac

rebbel's avatar

Zzzzzzzzz, zzzzzz, gnrrGGr…
TJBM thinks we will never reach 500 replies.

dxs's avatar

I most certainly do! We did it before so we can do it again.
The Jelly below me enjoys listening to contemporary jazz.

Unbroken's avatar

There’s contemporary Jazz, I love the old stuff maybe I should branch out a little.
The Jelly below me dearly needs a day off from work.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, I need a holiday
TJBM slipped on ice walking to school _

livelaughlove21's avatar

False! It’s over 50 degrees where I live.

TJBM is a terrible liar.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, I never bother because I always fail.
TJBM is in a cuddly mood… (HUG)

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I am always willing to take a hug from you, @MilkyWay!

The jelly below me thinks mollusks are fascinating.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Steamed clams and mussels.

TJBM is going out to a birthday party for ADULTS this wekend.

blueiiznh's avatar

True

tjbm is planning a vacation

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

False.. unless by vacation you mean conference in Boston
TJBM has a nipple piercing.

bookish1's avatar

NO O_O I have a number of piercings in my ears, but that’s as far as I’d go.

TJBM hung out with friends today.

filmfann's avatar

Not true. I get to hang out with friends about 3 times a year, and not today.

TJBM is considering changing their political affiliation to Independent.

reijinni's avatar

nope
This is how TJBM does his birthdays.

newtscamander's avatar

Hell yeah, I mean, I love macaroni cheese, my grandfather’s last name is Jenkins, and I like a nice fire! Not to mention naps, they’re the best.

TJBM likes Elmo from Sesame Street.

RandomGirl's avatar

Umm, false. Never watched that show, never liked it. I was so creeped out when my younger sister developed an obsession with Elmo at age 4 (I was 8). Thankfully, she got over it in less than a year.

TJBM also wishes they had come to Part 46 earlier!

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Couldn’t be truer! I was lurking around waiting for this and almost missed it!
TJBM thinks that by part 50 this should finally draw to a close!

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM hs listened to Colbie Caillat

Coloma's avatar

False, or at least not that I am aware of.

TJBM is going to bed in 62 minutes

bookish1's avatar

Hell no, I should be in bed already. I have to be on campus in 12 hours O_O

TJBM is a connoisseur of snacks.

Haleth's avatar

Yes. You could say I’m something of an expert. ; )

TJBM has read a book in the last week.

AshLeigh's avatar

True.
Tjbm is a speedy reader.

Symbeline's avatar

Fuck yeah. I’m all like, the Roadrunner, beep beeping books, left and right.

TJBM believes that the best swordsmen are the ones that are blind.

Coloma's avatar

Listen for your opponents next move grasshopper.

TJBM has been eating waaay too many carbs and needs to stop

bookish1's avatar

Not true. I keep losing weight no matter what I eat. male puberty has some upsides! I probably need to cut down on the fiber, haha…

TJBM would like to dance the horizontal tango.

reijinni's avatar

if only
TJBM want to read the Alabama state constitution.

Coloma's avatar

No thanks.

TJBM wants all boring people to die

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope. “Boring” is in the eye of the beholder.

TJBM is having a good day.

AshLeigh's avatar

It just started. 7 AM here :|
Tjbm is wearing boots today.

bookish1's avatar

I wear my Docs each and every day.

TJBM is having trouble getting started today.

Coloma's avatar

True. I am exhausted but, soldier on! :-)

TJBM is an idea person

bookish1's avatar

So much of an idea person, that I forget to tie my shoes sometimes. I’ll make a great absent-minded professor.

TJBM would like to take a dip in @Coloma‘s hot tub. (Minus the goose poop.)

Coloma's avatar

I’m always up for a tubby moment, no goose,come on over!

TJBM is fighting internally between caving to their hedonistic side and maintaining discipline

Coloma's avatar

@bookish1 LOL…me too!

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

Yes, actually. I just never phrased it like that before.

TJBM is rooting for the 49ers in the Super Bowl.

RandomGirl's avatar

Oh, is that one of the teams that’s playing in the Super Bowl? ~

TJBM is getting back on their feet.

erichw1504's avatar

False, just sitting here in my office chair.

TJBMhasabrokenspacebar.

Coloma's avatar

True! It is randomlystickyandIhavetoalwayschecktobesurethe s-p-a-c-e manifests after the keystroke.

TJBM’s computer is 4 years old

reijinni's avatar

Not the one I’m using now, but I do have computers at least that old.
TJBM saves their data on cassettes.

Coloma's avatar

False. I am a live on the edge type, it could all be wiped out at any minute. lol

TJBM gets regular body work, massages

livelaughlove21's avatar

False.

TJBM enjoys having his/her toes sucked.

geeky_mama's avatar

Um..no, thank you. But I like massages!

TJBM is expecting a visitor at their home today.

Coloma's avatar

True, my gardener is coming to clean my yard and my massage therapist is coming for an hour massage and a little happy brownie fixins’. It’s a good day.

TJBM has a gardener to do the hardcore yard stuff

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM thinks that @Coloma‘s gardner’s name is Jesus.

Coloma's avatar

Haha..false. His name is Scott.

TJBM knows a Scott

tups's avatar

I do not know a Scott.

TJBM likes Dylan Thomas.

RandomGirl's avatar

I have a feeling I’m showing my age (or lack thereof), but… Who’s Dylan Thomas?

TJBM had a good day today. I did! I got 100% on a test I was really dreading. I am SO done with that!

AshLeigh's avatar

Decent.
Tjbm likes to cuddle.

GracieT's avatar

Oh how true

TJBM likes to cuddle with they’re SO but their teddy bear will do in a pinch!

bookish1's avatar

I’m a cuddle slut, baby. I’ll cuddle with anyone. But no cuddles for me of late. I have a stuffed elephant I’ve been cuddling recently…

TJBM knows it’s time.

Coloma's avatar

Now I do! Pretty good!

TJBM will show us their face I’ll show you mine if you show me yours

livelaughlove21's avatar

True

TJBM would love some chocolate right now.

bookish1's avatar

I just pigged out on some earlier, so I’ve hit my quota for the day.

TJBM would love some PIZZA right now!

Coloma's avatar

Oh yes, please. I MUST go grocery shopping tomorrow, I have been procrastinating and am down to extreme weirdness. lol

TJBM has had a bloody nose recently

Coloma's avatar

@livelaughlove21 Darling picture, love the impish grin!

AshLeigh's avatar

I haven’t.
Tjbm learned a very bad secret today…

Symbeline's avatar

Nope.

TJBM needs a big bad hug.

tups's avatar

No, I am delightful. But hugs are always nice anyway.

TJBM thinks today is a wonderful day!!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Waiting for snow in North Carolina, think I will stay in the house. (They drive at 75 mph in snow, because they need to get home, because the driving is dangerous.)

TJBM knows how to drive in the snow and ice. (Turn into the skid)

RandomGirl's avatar

Yep! I just got my license in December, and winter driving is a mandatory part of driver’s ed here in Minnesota.

TJBM isn’t ready for the week to be over. I’m not.

tups's avatar

I don’t think that much about that kind of stuff. Times goes, what can you do about it? There’s always more time as long as you’re alive.

TJBM knows time.

bookish1's avatar

No, I am an historian and I have never understood time.

TJBM is going to do ALL THE WORK today.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, I am. Right after I play awhile first. :-)

TJBM has 40 lbs.of blankets and covers on their bed

geeky_mama's avatar

Not quite 40lbs..unless I get it wet..I think our winter feather-bed weighs about 40lbs when wet!

TJBM thinks TGIF!

Coloma's avatar

False, I don;t work Fridays so it’s just another day. lol

TJBM would like to say ”Good morning! to the TJB them

AshLeigh's avatar

Good morning, TJMB. :)
Tjbm loves the stars.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM speaks. Like. This. Often.

RandomGirl's avatar

In real life, yes, but not in print. It drives me crazy.

TJBM is cold.

bookish1's avatar

Yes, it’s snowing outside!

TJBM needs to do laundry.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, I just finished mine! Woohoo!

The jelly below me has more than 10 teddy bears.

Coloma's avatar

Zero teddy bears but an 18 lb. cat that is great to snuggle with

TJBM has just posted an ad on Craigslist for a zany scheme ( heh..I can’t wait to see what kind of replies I get!)

Shippy's avatar

No, but damn, that is a GOOD idea??
TJBM has that good idea?

Coloma's avatar

I do. I am an idea factory. @Shippy It’s a creative work potentiality, nothing unsavory, but fun, funny and clever and I am hoping to get some hits. :-)

TJBM is a schemer and a dreamer

Shippy's avatar

Well yes I am, but not unsavory whats the point.. sigh!
TJBM likes the unsavory idea loll

Coloma's avatar

At times yes, have to have unsavory to appreciate savory. lol

TJBM is waiting for their morning oatmeal to cool off. fuck…molten oats in my throat!

bookish1's avatar

No, I’m on the other coast, and trying to get my work done so I can take a break and eat lunch. Chinese leftovers fuck yeah

TJBM would like to share some of my fried rice.

Symbeline's avatar

Man, I would. :D

TSBM has special weekend plans.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes the font Webdings.

TheProfoundPorcupine's avatar

True but I have a sneaky suspicion I couldn’t write a bestseller in it.

TJBM has a secret crush on a pop star even though they should know better

Coloma's avatar

Haha, false…I am crushless in the moment

TJBM will tell us what flavor of Jam or jelly they have in their fridge

bookish1's avatar

Sugar free strawberry Smuckers, baby!
Also, my jar of discount generic brand 3 euro Nutella… It makes me too melancholic to eat it though.

TJBM feels like a nap but must keep on truckin…

Coloma's avatar

True. I am truckin’ to the grocery store soon…I hate grocery shopping but I is hungry.

TJBM would like to hug my giant kitty “Myles” in my avatar

Symbeline's avatar

YES. He looks all soft and cuddly. :D

TSBM owns a war horse.

Shippy's avatar

Erm no, would a straw horse do?
TJBM Is getting into Friday celebration mood!

reijinni's avatar

does taking a snooze count?
TJBM is sleepy.

Symbeline's avatar

Kinda. pillows!

TSBM likes Winter.

bookish1's avatar

PILLOWS

Eh, I can handle winter, but I am a tropical fellow deep down.

TJBM has a funny pair of pajamas they will tell us about.

Ela's avatar

Funny haha or funny weird? ; )

tjbm is a serendipper

Coloma's avatar

I do love a great moment of serendipity yes.

TJBM loves to mess with people and see their reactions

Shippy's avatar

Totally it can be hilarious…..
TJBM Agrees

TheProfoundPorcupine's avatar

Oh I do agree as you can often see quite a lot of knicker twisting going on.

TJBM hates twisted knickers.

Shippy's avatar

Not if they are around my ankles loll
TJBM Is totally stalking me

TheProfoundPorcupine's avatar

I will move out from behind that fake bush to answer yes.

TJBM is used to being stalked

Coloma's avatar

Only by farm animals. She who brings the apples is stalked by jackasses.

TJBM is having an IPA ” Red Hook” ale right now Eeee…quite a bite to this brew

Shippy's avatar

Nah! haven’t drank since 1988 sorry!
TJBM Is tired…

Coloma's avatar

Meh….not really, I’ve been keeping a decent bedtime schedule lately

TJBM is having chinese chicken salad for dinner

reijinni's avatar

nope. salad hater
TJBM wants to lie down in a cow pasture.

Ela's avatar

LoL False. Why for would I wanna go n do that?

tjbm is a silly willy

Shippy's avatar

That could be true, indeed
TJBM feels like a juicy steak

Ela's avatar

False. I feel like a soft n curvy female ; )

tjbm likes picnics and flying kites in the park

Coloma's avatar

True. I love picnics and make the best food for them

TJBM lives near a lot of beautiful wilderness trails

Shippy's avatar

I do indeed, loads :) some junglesque, some more woody, some near streams
TJBM Would like to visit a trail with me?

bookish1's avatar

Yes!! But only if you promise to keep the crocodiles at bay.

TJBM has seen a crocodile/alligator in real life.

Shippy's avatar

Oh many. There are several lagoons here, with tiny signs beware of the crocs. Yes, they are wild and free, and many do fall victim to them.
TJBM is horrified lol

AshLeigh's avatar

Every day.
Tjbm would marry themself.

Coloma's avatar

True and false. I live in mountain lion territory and had one stalking me in my undies one night.
It was staring at me behind the goose barn.0-O
At least crocs are slow, these cats will sit on your roof and wait for dinner to pop out on the patio. lol

TJBM has had an intense wildlife encounter

bookish1's avatar

I’ve been in a leaky wooden canoe in India, in a river full of crocodiles. That’s one day I won’t forget.

TJBM needs to clean up.

Ela's avatar

True but I’m opting to fluther instead : )

tjbm enjoys a good nerf shoot-out

Coloma's avatar

Oh yes,and squirt guns, squirt guns are the BEST!

TJBM is hot and cold and hot fucking hot flashes lol

AshLeigh's avatar

I have a fever, so yes.
Tjbm also has a fever.

Ela's avatar

False and I’m so sorry you do @AshLeigh : ( hope you feel better soon!

tjbm has or had a hot date tonight

AshLeigh's avatar

Is that an offer, @Ela? ;)
Tjbm would go on a hot date with Ela.

Brian1946's avatar

False- I wouldn’t want her to catch my Beiber fever!

TJBM is done crafting their response.

Ela's avatar

@AshLeigh You betcher booty it is gorgeous!!

tabm is a budger butt : P beiber fever? LoL pishaw!

tjbm is a budger butt too!

Coloma's avatar

Mmmm…I have morphed the last couple o’ years from a tight ass to a goose butt. lol

TJBM is a galloping gourmet

bookish1's avatar

No, I have never eaten horse.

TJBM has a tummy ache.

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope. The only complaint I have right now is my jaw/teeth. I had a real meal this evening though – hurrah!

TJBM is going to have fun tomorrow. My older brother, SIL and niece are coming over. :)

Coloma's avatar

I am, well..I have a in home massage at 11:30 and then, in my boneless state I am going to make a pot of my killer spaghetti sauce. :-)

TJBM has a wallet full of ATM receipts to record

livelaughlove21's avatar

False. Online and mobile banking makes balancing my checkbook paperless. I opt out of getting a receipt in the rare event that I go to the ATM.

TJBM is putting off something important.

Symbeline's avatar

Short term, BLAST TEH NOTION, WARRIAH!!

Long term…aye.

TSBM likes wolves.

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope. What does T_S_BM stand for?

TJBM has errands they need to do today.

Coloma's avatar

False, did them all yesterday so today I am going nowhere

TJBM is up with the roosters

reijinni's avatar

nope, my ideal wake-up time is after 7am.
TJBM drives on the left side of the road.

Coloma's avatar

Not on purpose. lol

TJBM drives like a little old lady brakes flashing every 3 seconds because…OMG, it’s scary on this long, straight road with a speed limit of, oh my gosh..40mph!

Shippy's avatar

Never! I’m the one in the racing car, on your tail, bullying you off the fast lane
TJBM Needs a long break

tups's avatar

That would be nice, yes. Preferably some place beautiful and warm.

TJBM has someone special on their mind.

bookish1's avatar

Usually.

TJBM needs caffeine.

Coloma's avatar

Done with the coffee, just had oatmeal and yogurt and I now have 15 minutes to prep for my massage. Goooo Coloma, 3 minute shower power. lol

TJBM is waiting on a visitor

RandomGirl's avatar

I am, actually! My adorable niece is visiting! (Oh yeah, and my brother and SIL~)

TJBM has homework to do.

Symbeline's avatar

TSBM; the squishy below me

Nope, no homework. Got stuff I should be doing, but no actual homework.

TSBM believes that huge, evil sandworms are REAL.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Only when Beetlegeuse is around.

The jelly below me has never seen Beetlejuice. (How sad!)

Ela's avatar

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! <slaps hand over mouth>
I haven’t seen it in forever! Good flick.

tjbm has never been to a drive-in movie

blueiiznh's avatar

False. Love going to the drive-in. The have the bestest swing sets too.

Tjbm is going to see a movie in the theatre this weekend.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM is going to install Win95 onto their computer.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Not me. I’ve got a fresh copy of Win 3.11 for Work groups. ~ ~

TJBM remembers using 3.11 or 3.1

Coloma's avatar

False, I dunno anything about most programs. I have Vista on my lap top that is all I know. lol

TJBM is making a big, delicious, pot of spaghetti sauce tonight

tups's avatar

It’s 01.21 am here, so not right now.

TJBM plays guitar.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is wondering why @tups is still doing up.

RandomGirl's avatar

Nah. Plenty of people stay up late like that. I would, if I were talking to Mr. Wonderful. Oh, how I miss him…

TJBM is also missing someone.

Sunny2's avatar

I miss the person he was.
TJBM Never heard of James Dean.

livelaughlove21's avatar

So false. This girl loves her some James Dean!

TJBM is a rebel without a cause.

Coloma's avatar

Haha, in some ways yes.

TJBM has seen Django Unchained I am seeing it on Tues. I hear it’s amazing!

bookish1's avatar

No, I am skeptical. But I’ll be interested to hear what you think, @Coloma.

TJBM needs a drink. Or maybe just a hug.

AshLeigh's avatar

Both.
Tjbm is annoyed with someone.

Unbroken's avatar

My cat. She’s dug her claws in and now they will be chopped off.

TJBM wants to be teleported to willy wonka’s chocolate factory.

blueiiznh's avatar

Nah…i will just take the wonkavator.

Tjbm has bathed in chocolate

dxs's avatar

No way. That would gross me out.
The Jelly below me likes warm showers.

@rosehips Don’t declaw your cat, she’ll be defenseless :(

Unbroken's avatar

I like hot steamy showers with a shot of cold at the end..

I cut her nails with clippers like I cut my own. It causes arthritis in cats shoulders to declaw.

TJBM loves juicy strawberries but not as much as mangoes.

livelaughlove21's avatar

True. Mmm…

TJBM would like some of the fruit salad containing strawberries, mangoes, green grapes, pineapple, and peaches I’m currently conjuring up in my head. With a squeeze of lemon juice mixed in. Yum!

bookish1's avatar

Sounds great @livelaughlove21! I live for fruit. When I lived in Florida I would often make fruit salad with mango, pineapple, green grapes, star fruit, and passion fruit. (All but the grapes grown in my backyard.)

TJBM fain would lie down.

Coloma's avatar

What’s a fain? Do fains need to lie down?

TJBM wants to know why fains lie down

Ela's avatar

True. What’s a fain? dictionary dot com here i come!

tjbm is a walking dictionary

Coloma's avatar

True-ish
I hold my own with a decent vocabulary.

TJBM will not go away until they learn what a fain is

Ela's avatar

damn-it janet! True.

tjbm will tell me what a fain is! please!

bookish1's avatar

Yes. It means to be compelled or disposed.
Lord Randall was disposed to lie down because his lover had poisoned him.

TJBM wants to listen to @Coloma‘s improv radio show (when she gets it on the local station!)

Ela's avatar

wow… poor fella. fain is a sucky word : (

True! I’ll stream it. Or better yet I’ll go n move in with her and Merwyn (or w/e the lil quackers name is) for a bitto bit : )

tjbm wants to raod trip to @Coloma‘s with me!!

DrBill's avatar

True, I’m always ready for a road trip

TJBM want to hitch a ride on the plane with us

RandomGirl's avatar

Nah – driving is my preferred mode of transportation. I absolutely adore small towns. Someday, I’m going to take a road trip of random acts of kindness, leaving behind me a wake of people wondering “why?”. I’ll go through small towns all over America, and the one that I can’t get out of my head and my heart – that’s where I’m meant to be.

TJBM has lost sight of their hopes and dreams.

Shippy's avatar

Last week I did, today I am focused again :)
TJBM Has a huge ironing pile to get through

AshLeigh's avatar

Pffft. I don’t even own an iron.
Tjbm doesn’t own anything that ever needs ironed.

livelaughlove21's avatar

True. Nothing a tumble in the dryer won’t fix.

TJBM has a bad habit of not removing clothes from the dryer right when they’re done.

Coloma's avatar

Sometimes, mostly just bedding and PJ’s, who cares if your PJ’s are wrinkled? lol

TJBM is wearing green

RandomGirl's avatar

Blue, pink, blue… Nope, nothing green.

TJBM forgets their ring next to the sink.

mattbrowne's avatar

False. I no longer wear rings since it lead to hand surgery.

TJBM can name at least 30 European countries without consulting a book or the web.

Coloma's avatar

Oh my….with some thought, perhaps.

TJBM can name 10 species of birds that live in tropical climates

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

Nope.

TJBM has a fear of needles.

blueiiznh's avatar

far from it being a regular blood donor

tjbm always looks on the brighter side of life

tups's avatar

I am afraid not.

TJBM has a worried mind.

geeky_mama's avatar

Sometimes. I lean towards anxiety..but I’m mellowing with old age. ;)

TJBM has children who have anxiety.

Coloma's avatar

My daughter is a little OCD, it comes from her dads side of the family. She inherited their OCD and crooked teeth and my wit, brains and humor. I always knew I was the superior contributor to her DNA. lol

TJBM is a feisty little thing

RandomGirl's avatar

Can be… :)

TJBM needs to be more productive.

Ela's avatar

Not today, mayhaps tomorrow.

tjbm needs to eat less produce

AshLeigh's avatar

Probably.
Tjbm needs to eat more produce.

dxs's avatar

I certainly do. I am going grocery shopping today and I made a list adding more produce because I always think that I don’t have enough in my diet.
The Jelly Below me eats a balanced diet.

Brian1946's avatar

I try to. I don’t want my plate tipping over by putting the popcorn and air-puffed Cheetos on the same side, and the steak and mashed potatoes on the opposite. ;-)

TJBM wonders what happened to KateTheGreat.
IIRC, one of her last posts said that she had cancer, but I think she exaggerated sometimes.

reijinni's avatar

not really
TJBM is looking for fresh blood.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I am looking for some bloody relaxation

TJBM has had a krazy day

Ela's avatar

False. Just crappy…

tjbm had a great day

blueiiznh's avatar

False, just krazy

Tjbm reads magazines from back to front

Coloma's avatar

Sometimes, why not? :-)

TJBM wants to play Jeopardy with the jelly below them

dxs's avatar

That depends. I love gameshows, but if it is someone who is wicked smart then no way! I’d make a fool of myself. Not as much as Alex Trebek did, but still, it’d be humiliating.
The Jelly below me thinks they know more general trivia than me.

RandomGirl's avatar

Probably not.

TJBM is thirsty.

Ela's avatar

True. Running to the fridge for some water right now!

tjbm is taking a bubble bath?!

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope. At our house we take Japanese style ofuro at our house (and now it’s early morning here – and we bathe before bedtime).

TJBM is giving a presentation today.

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

Thankfully, no.

TJBM scored near 2300 on the SATs it’s on my mind

livelaughlove21's avatar

False. I believe I scored an 1810.

TJBM needs coffee, STAT.

Coloma's avatar

6:24 a.m.in California and just poured my 2nd cup. Totally out of it over here. lol

TJBM is totally out of it

GracieT's avatar

I’m listening to Stephanie Miller, so other than that I think I am totally out of it.

TJBM thinks Stephanie Miller is a terrific radio host.

reijinni's avatar

Yes, she is a wonderful person.
TJBM will miss seeing her on TV.

tups's avatar

I don’t know who she is, so no.

TJBM has written a poem in the past week.

AshLeigh's avatar

True.
Tjbm has a dog.

Brian1946's avatar

TJBY had a dog.

TJBM knows who the artist is, that painted the warped watch in @tups avatar.

Shippy's avatar

I do , I do it’s Salvador Dali (I think)
TJBM Agrees!

GracieT's avatar

I usually do agree. (It is Salvador Dali, BTW)

TJBM is an optimist. :0)

Shippy's avatar

Some days I am, some days I am not…...
TJBM Is looking for a kitten for a pet

livelaughlove21's avatar

Nope. Just adopted a puppy and, in addition to our cat and my husband, that’s enough animals in the house for now.

TJBM has an intense hatred for loud chewers.

tups's avatar

Yes!

TJBM would like strawberries with a lot of whipped cream.

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

Sounds good!

TJBM likes pineapple on their pizza

Shippy's avatar

No! it’s chilli’s all the way!
TJBM Now feels like a pizza and wish they had not read this

tups's avatar

I’ve been feeling like pizza all day, but now it’s pretty late and I should go straight to bed. So that’s what I’m gonna do.

TJBM is going to bed, too.

bookish1's avatar

As usual, I would love to take a nap to hide from the pile of books on my sofa, but I must bravely confront 2 more tonight.

TJBM wants someone to tell them everything is going to be OK !

Brian1946's avatar

Sure, as long as it’s someone who is qualified to tell me that.

TJBM has seen a person that has a strong resemblance to someone else of a different sex.

I saw this dude that looked like Mayim Bialik’s identickle twin bro! ;-o

Dutchess_III's avatar

Actually, yes. My daughter had fraternal twins last Thursday. A boy and a girl. And they each look a LOT like each other! This is going to be interesting.

TJBM wonders how a person can work so hard, and try to do all the right things, and still keep getting knocked down, over and over again. wah.

AshLeigh's avatar

:(
Tjbm will give Dutchess a hug.

dxs's avatar

@livelaughlove21 That’s the exact same SAT score that I got!

Coloma's avatar

TJBM hears someone banging on something outside right now

Ela's avatar

Huga-buga @Dutchess_III !!

False. It’s snowing out atm. Very peaceful and serene.

tjbm is feeling very content

dxs's avatar

Not really. I’m not uptight or anything, I just have things to do right now that I don’t want to.
The Jelly below me knows that @Dutchess_III tries, even though others may not notice it.

Coloma's avatar

I love that song!
True

TJBM has noticed this question has become a ghost in a ghost town the last few days

RandomGirl's avatar

Oh wow, it has.

TJBM knows how to revive it!

Coloma's avatar

True. We need Gospel singers lol

TJBM is having tacos for dinner

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No tacos tonight.

TJBM has guests coming this week end. Two grandsons for Saturday night.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM would use a church Wi-Fi for unchurchlike activities.

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope.

TJBM is watching a good movie tonight.

AshLeigh's avatar

I watched Pitch Prfect earlier… Not really a great movie.
Tjbm is going to bed.

tups's avatar

No, I just got up :(

TJBM is a B-person.

Coloma's avatar

What’s a B person? Yes, I suppose, as my last name begins with “B”.
,
TJBM is an alpha bitch

tups's avatar

@Coloma A B-person is someone who likes to go to bed late and get up late, an A-person is someone who likes to go to bed early and get up early.

livelaughlove21's avatar

I definitely can be.

TJBM sees the bad in people way before the good.

@tups Really? I’ve never heard of that. Couldn’t find it on Google either. Are you sure that’s not just something you or someone you know made up?

RandomGirl's avatar

Sometimes. When the bad in someone is just so blatant.

TJBM has found the balance between goofy and serious. I thought I had, but then…

tups's avatar

@livelaughlove21 I guess it’s a Danish concept. A-mennesker og B-mennesker. I thought it was global, but apparently not.

AshLeigh's avatar

What if I go to bed early and wake up late?
I haven’t.
Tjbm is the silliest in all of the land.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yupper Doodles, Goes to bed late and gets up early!

TJBM is going on an adventure soon.

geeky_mama's avatar

True. A work adventure. And today..an adventure in winter dressing as it’s still -10 F air temp at my house (not counting the windchill, which I hear is like -30F)

TJBM prefers warm temperature adventures.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, I do. Don’t freeze anything!

TJBM in planning a vacation in the warm Sun and ocean.

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

No. I’m planning a vacation to Boston

TJBM has been to New Orleans.

tups's avatar

No, but I would love to go there and hear some Jazz.

TJBM has been to Copenhagen.

Coloma's avatar

False, never been to Europe, but I have been to Asia.

@geeky_mama Crazy weather here too, from freezing to pushing 70 today.

TJBM hates turtleneck sweaters and thinks they should be outlawed

DrBill's avatar

A turtleneck is like being choked by a weak person

TJBM does not like them either

Unbroken's avatar

It depends on the fit and mock turtlenecks are cute. Though there are days where ripping them off seems like the only way to not crawl out of my body. Just call me Velma

The Jelly Below Me thinks that skinny jeans are an instant turn off in all men, and most women.

reijinni's avatar

no opinion
TJBM ever had an idea dusked on them.

Coloma's avatar

What? An idea dusked on me. I don’t know, lol

TJBM likes old ZZ Top music

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM wants to make an oompa-loompa cry.

DrBill's avatar

Oompa-loompa’s are already crying because there are no female oompa-loompas.

TJBM wants a jelly doughnut

RandomGirl's avatar

Mm, I could go for a jelly donut about now.

TJBM has traumatic memories involving jelly donuts. I do.

AshLeigh's avatar

I don’t. Haha.
Tjbm has asthma.

livelaughlove21's avatar

Sure do.

TJBM has done nothing productive today.

tups's avatar

I have tried but am not sure if I’ve succeeded.

TJBM wants to go to Tokyo.

bookish1's avatar

I would love to. But if I lost 20 pounds being a starving vegetarian grad student in Paris, I think I might just disappear completely if I had to pay my way through Tokyo!

TJBM is feeling sick to their stomach.

geeky_mama's avatar

Just a bit. All the girls in our house are a bit under the weather (me + 2 daughters) with a bit of nausea & coughing/cold. Wonder why the 3 boys in the house are healthy while we 3 girls are not? Or…maybe they’re next.

TJBM is ready for an early bedtime.

tups's avatar

No. It’s 03.22 in the night and I have just gotten out of bed, because I can’t sleep tonight.

TJBM feels weird.

Coloma's avatar

I AM weird! lol

TJBM is going to make popcorn and watch a movie

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope.

TJBM had a boring day today.

Unbroken's avatar

Uneventful and relaxing not boring.

It is only 6 and I expect to be up for some time to come so we will see.

TJBM remembers practicing knotting cherry stems and unwrapping starbursts in their mouth.

dxs's avatar

I’ve never tried tying a cherry stem before. I think I’m going to try it. I’ve ever unwrapped starbursts either, but I wear a bracelet that I made with starburst wrappers.
The Jelly below me has made a bracelet with starburst wrappers.

blueiiznh's avatar

False, but can do the starburst and cherry stem trick

Tjbm can tie their shoes with their tongue

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True.

The jelly below me is dead.

tups's avatar

Who knows.

TJBM dances tango with life.

GracieT's avatar

False- I’m a klutz! :0)

TJBM is graceful.

Dutchess_III's avatar

In my own mind I am!

TJBM has been really embarrassed lately.

tups's avatar

Yes, I’ve done some stupid things.

TJBM feels like everything is flowing great.

Coloma's avatar

My dam of inertia has finally broke, yes. lol

TJBM has been in a rut lately

Dutchess_III's avatar

Bleh. Yeah. I don’t mind ruts, usually, as long as I’m making money, but I don’t like the one I’m in now.

TJBM has been doing Super Bowl cooking. Bleh.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is on a reading spree!

Coloma's avatar

False, I am on a housekeeping spree today, a reading spree is everyday. haha

TJBM wants a pet Crow

MilkyWay's avatar

Wouldn’t mind :D
TJBM is wearing a dress

livelaughlove21's avatar

False. I’m not that kind of girl. Jeans and a hoodie.

TJBM is dreading going back to work tomorrow.

geeky_mama's avatar

False, but only because I am working already today – so there’s no going “back” part..just a sort of never-ending blur of trying to get my to-do list done.

TJBM is selling Girl Scout cookies.

Coloma's avatar

False but I am selling a persian rug lol

TJBM likes vintage persian rugs

RandomGirl's avatar

Mmm, no picture coming to mind…. But I tend to like vintage things, and Persian things, so there’s a good chance I would.

TJBM has a stressful atmosphere hanging above their head.

MilkyWay's avatar

True.
TJBM was reminded of a rainy storm cloud following a cartoon character around xD

dxs's avatar

Well, I read your post before I read the one before it so I can’t really say for sure.
The Jelly below me is watching the Super Bowl.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True.

The jelly below me hates football.

geeky_mama's avatar

True. The only things I know about the “big game” are what I’m seeing on my FB feed from friends. (The most interesting are the comments from my friends in Japan..watching the game at a bar early in the morning having a big breakfast that includes beer!)

TJBM is bookish.

bookish1's avatar

Beat me to it @geeky_mama!

Yes, I am bookish, and I also hate football. It’s pretty gay, and this is coming from someone who voluntarily sleeps with men.

TJBM has felt under siege recently.

Coloma's avatar

True. I’m extremist, either really mellow or zinging across the universe.

TJBM has given up on finding balance and thinks it is a big lie lol

bookish1's avatar

Nah, I think I’ll persist in that delusion for another few years… :-{

TJBM is going to get all their work done tomorrow.

RandomGirl's avatar

Going to try.

TJBM has reached a point in their life where they enjoy every day, instead of living in the past or yearning for the future. I’m getting there.

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

No…yearning for the future.

TJBM wanted the 49ers to last night

Coloma's avatar

False, and I am in California, a traitor to the 49’ers, who cares? lol

TJBM is starting a new job today

reijinni's avatar

I wish
TJBM lost power yesterday.

AshLeigh's avatar

I didn’t.
Tjbm takes their vitamins.

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

When I remember

TJBM speaks another language fluently

tups's avatar

Another language than what? English? Yes, I do.

TJBM has trouble with the love.

DrBill's avatar

False, I love all my girls, and they love me.

TJBM wants a vacation

RandomGirl's avatar

Mmm, yes.

TJBM has dreams for the future.
And they noticed before I did that all my posts on this thread seem to have a common… umm, thread.

blueiiznh's avatar

Double False. I dream more current reality or past.

Tjbm saw their own shadow on Feb 2 (6 more weeks of their own same stuff)

DrBill's avatar

false, it was overcast, no shadows all day.

TJBM has appointments today

Coloma's avatar

I started a new job yesterday so yes, new things to do and learn. :-)
TJBM is still waking up right now

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

Yes! Need more coffee!

TJBM is writing a novel.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False. I’m proof reading my lawnmower’s suicide note.

The jelly below me has recently slipped on ice.

livelaughlove21's avatar

False. I live in South Carolina. No ice here.

TJBM feels awful this morning.

RandomGirl's avatar

In a way.

TJBM is looking forward to a break from the routine today.

tups's avatar

Always.

TJBM misses someone.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes.
Tjbm has to fix someone else’s mistake. >.<

RandomGirl's avatar

I did, actually…. My laptop wasn’t working on Friday, so we got it fixed, but they put some incorrect software on it, so it had a new problem… >.< it’s all good, though.

TJBM wishes they could sit down and watch Mythbusters.

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM wishes they were eating candied corn on the cob.

Coloma's avatar

That sounds disgusting. lol

TJBM has never heard of candied corn on the cob and hopes it is a joke

livelaughlove21's avatar

I’ve never had it. However, it’s real. I hate candy corn, so I agree that it sounds disgusting.

TJBM also hates candy corn.

Coloma's avatar

True.

TJBM will never, ever, eat a Sardine

AshLeigh's avatar

Probably not.
Tjbm has finished an entire tube of Chapstick before.

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope.

TJBM has melted a tube of chapstick in their pocket before. This is why I never finish them – if they’re handy enough that I don’t lose them, they’re in my pocket, melting by way of body heat. >.<

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has a wife, girlfriend, sister, mother with a never ending supply of Bath & Body Works products.

Everytime we pass the store: “Look, a sale!”

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I AM that person :)
TJBM loves smelling good.

Coloma's avatar

True I do! I carry body spray everywhere with me, spray myself, my car, just call me “Misty.”

TJBM is a cookie monster

GracieT's avatar

True, kind of. Cookie Monster is my favorite Sesame Street character.

TJBM has kids, and has taken them to see Sesame Street Live.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has a second child on the way.

Daughter number 2 here!

tups's avatar

No, I have no children yet.

Congratulations to you!

TJBM is a child.

Coloma's avatar

True, child-LIKE, but not child-ISH Gimme Play Doh and bubbles and strawberry milk. haha

TJBM is tired today

AshLeigh's avatar

True.
Tjbm is a scrub.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is observing a moment of darkness.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is eating Laughing Cow cheese.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I LOVE Laughing Cow cheeses, the french onion one is so damn good!

TJBM is hungry!

livelaughlove21's avatar

God yes!

TJBM feels a cold coming on.

GracieT's avatar

Not me, getting over one! (Yay!)

TJBM loves to talk.

Coloma's avatar

You have no idea! Extrovert to the 10th power, the more you talk to me the more energized I get. lol

TJBM works with chatty people and likes it

RandomGirl's avatar

They can be chatty sometimes, and yeah, I enjoy it. The job can get boring otherwise.

TJBM needs to take a walk. Goodness, am I tired of sitting here working….

GracieT's avatar

Would love to, so yes, I need to. I will after my home church meets tonight. I’m busy helping set up for it now.

TJBM loves being outside in nature.

Coloma's avatar

I do, I do! It is chilly with rain and snow on the way and the most beautiful cloud formations outside my window right now.

TJBM likes to go out for night time walks when the moon is full

reijinni's avatar

not really
TJBM does their walks au naturale.

geeky_mama's avatar

..around the house, to the horror of my children.

TJBM lives in fear of unexpected guests showing up at the front door.

Coloma's avatar

False, it is rare as I live on a secluded road and the only unexpected people that show up are the UPS guy and the propane delivery guy and the roving bands of Jehovahs witnesses that my goose Marwyn makes short work of. Everyone needs a witness security goose. lol

TJBM has a security system in their house

RandomGirl's avatar

Yes. His name is Buddy. Don’t let his weight of 12 pounds fool you – he can be ferocious if you get in his territory. Especially if you happen to be a squirrel. Or a snowplow.

TJBM’s ears are ringing.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yeah, I I should get them checked….
Tjbm has had their ears professionally cleaned.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBm NEEDS a new gig.

DrBill's avatar

False, my old gig is still working pretty good

TJBM is planing to have fish for dinner

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well….I just ate an entire box of fried shrimp. Does that count?

TJBM has a tummy ache.

dxs's avatar

No but it is growling because I am hungry. The Jelly below me is about to make food.

Coloma's avatar

True. I am about to have a Japanese apple and a tangelo.

TJBM is wears super hero underware

AshLeigh's avatar

I have Batman boxers, actually. Haha.
Tjbm will rise and smite the NONBELIEVERS! >:D Dahak!

Coloma's avatar

True, Give Geese a chance! :-p

TJBM likes watching old b&w horror films from the 30’s, 40’s and 50’s

blueiiznh's avatar

Yes yes yes

Tjbm is tipping a few back

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope.

TJBM is fighting with all their might against getting sick. I’ve made it so far!

Coloma's avatar

False, not sick, but still exhausted from my schedule last week.
TJBM is a “Dexter” fan

tups's avatar

No, never seen it.

TJBM likes the show Californication.

reijinni's avatar

never watched it.
TJBM destroys caravans.

Ela's avatar

Only when we cross paths ; )

tjbm is a happy-go-lucky kinda-sorta person

Coloma's avatar

Usually yes, true.

TJBM is going to flop into their oh so comfy bed now and sleep, sleep, sleep

Ela's avatar

True… right after I jack a thread I’ll be floppin away to la-la land ; )

tjbm is related to Jack the Ripper?! <gasps!>

RandomGirl's avatar

Not that I know of.

TJBM is looking forward to their day tomorrow. I get to see Mr. Amazing, whom I see only a few times a month. Absence makes the heart grow fonder…

DrBill's avatar

True, I will be a year older, and plan to party.

TJBM is not looking forward to work in the morning.

AshLeigh's avatar

School*
Tjbm sleeps with their hair up.

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

Yup

TJBM sleeps on their stomach

AshLeigh's avatar

I roll over a lot.
Tjbm wishes they were still sleeping.

Coloma's avatar

Jusrt woke up about 45 minutes ago and slept 10 hours! I was exhausted. Another exhausting day coming up, gotta hit the road in one hour. :-)

TJBM thinks spending over a hundred dollars on Valentines roses is a waste of money

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM will be playing this song for valentine’s

livelaughlove21's avatar

I prefer the Joan Jett version. :)

TJBM didn’t get anything for Valentine’s Day.

tups's avatar

I don’t know, I’ve been rather isolated today. We don’t really celebrate Valentine’s Day over here, just another silly American thing. ;)

TJBM will be going on a trip.

RandomGirl's avatar

Alas, I see no trips in my near future…. Possibly this fall :D

TJBM received a sweet gift today. My dad gave slipped a card under my door this morning, reminding me that I only have two years of high school left. I love him!

AshLeigh's avatar

I did not.
Tjbm is a ladies man.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, but I am a lady :P
TJBM stays up late

reijinni's avatar

only on Fridays
TJBM has played Rugby.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

College in 1960’s in Physical. Ed.

TJBM has plans to order pizza.

Coloma's avatar

False…but…my boss brought in pizza for everyone this afternoon. :-)

TJBM is going for a bedtime snack now

RandomGirl's avatar

Mmm, that sounds good… But false.

TJBM is fluthering in bed.

AshLeigh's avatar

About to be. I’m making tea first.
Tjbm drinks tea before bed.

DrBill's avatar

True, but I drink tea all day long

TJBM will be watching for the asteroid today

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope, I figure Russia already got hit today..so odds are good the meteor showers are done for the day.

TJBM is wishing for warmer weather.

RandomGirl's avatar

Oh, yes….

TJBM needs to be doing about a billion things at once right now. But is on Fluther instead.

reijinni's avatar

yeah
TJBM has though that Taco Bell was a phone company.

livelaughlove21's avatar

False, but I just finished eating from Taco Bell! Mmmm, 5 layer burrito.

TJBM hates Taco Bell.

DrBill's avatar

True, I like Mexican food, but it does not like me

TJBM would prefer to join me at Pizza Hut

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Not tonight, I’ll have sushi thanks.

TJBM likes to eat various kinds of seafood.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True. Everything except oysters.

The jelly below me wants to watch me go postal on the bratty mom of a neighborhood brat.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Must have video or it didn’t happen. YES

TJBM has a favorite sweater to wear.

RandomGirl's avatar

I do, actually.

TJBM is a middle child.

AshLeigh's avatar

Youngest.
Tjbm listens to the Killers.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, they are the band of roving, howling Coyotes over here. Killers in the night. lol

TJBM has a pulled muscle and is in pain

MilkyWay's avatar

That is true actually! I went to the gym last week, for the first time in my life… I overdid it a bit and pulled a muscle in my arm. It still feels stiff =/
TJBM needs a Thai massage

Dutchess_III's avatar

Whatever it is, yes I need one.

TJBM learned an important lesson about 6 seconds after she got up this morning.

Coloma's avatar

Yeah, that 800mgs. of Motrin on an empty stomach is not helping my pinched nerve. lol Where’s the heroin? lol

TJBM has seen Dexter season 6 with the crazy final episode cliff hanger moment

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope, but I have seen Psych season 6 with the crazy final episode cliff hanger moment. Aaaagh why do they do this to me?! And why do I not have cable to watch it on the 27th?!

TJBM gets aggressive when they’re tired.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Not tired but “low sugar” make me CRABBIE.

TJBM has a history of diabetes in their family.

Coloma's avatar

False. Just crickity old bones. dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones. lol

TJBM wants to move to Vietnam and live by a temple and have a pet water buffalo

AshLeigh's avatar

Um, no.
Tjbm wants one of those cats with the squished up faces. (Persian cat?)

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. I don’t like squished up faces! But I love the long hair. :)

TJBM is cleaning out closets.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM takes a nap during church.

AshLeigh's avatar

I don’t go to church anymore.
Tjbm is enjoying the sun.

RandomGirl's avatar

I wish.

TJBM is thinking about taking a break from Fluther. All this intellectual stuff has been really exhausting lately.

AshLeigh's avatar

Never.
Tjbm is really uncomfortable when people argue in from in them…

Coloma's avatar

False. Not so much uncomfortable just annoyed they have so little emotional control as to not slop their stuff on everyone in the vicinity. Take it behind closed doors please.

TJBM is expecting snow tonight Thanks for the Alaskan storm AshLeigh!

AshLeigh's avatar

you’re welcome.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No snow but cold for NC, it will drop to 32 * F.

TJBM has seen it snow 40 inches in 24 hours.

Unbroken's avatar

Nope but I have seen a -60 windchill

TJBM is a song writer

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope. I probably have at least one good song in me, though… It’d be fun to write it.

TJBM has written a book. That’s the other thing I’d like to do.

DrBill's avatar

True but polygamy was not a very popular subject

TJBM would like to be a critic

livelaughlove21's avatar

What type of critic? Film? Probably not. Food? Probably.

TJBM wishes he or she could’ve slept in this morning.

Coloma's avatar

Kinda true. I woke up early after going to bed late. No matter what time I go to bed my body clock is set for 6–7 a.m.

TJBM is a serious type of personality that doesn’t relax easily

geeky_mama's avatar

Hmm..no, I’m the sort of Type A who can relax completely.

TJBM has a bad cough.

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope – I’ve actually managed to dodge the flu and colds that are going around this year. It’s amazing. knock on wood

TJBM needs to go to the library.

blueiiznh's avatar

Always. Have been to 3 different Libraries in the past week.

TJBM has an overdue book/CD/DVD from the Library

GracieT's avatar

Always!

TJBM remembers being excited when they got their own library card.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, third grade.

TJBM remembers their first book that they checked out at the library.

livelaughlove21's avatar

False. I don’t remember the last one either. I can’t remember the last time I stepped foot into a library. With the Internet and my Kindle Fire, I have no need for one.

TJBM has read every James Patterson book ever published.

Coloma's avatar

True/false
I know I have read James Patterson but don’t ask me the titles. mid-life dementia kicks in. lol
TJBM is having a giant cup of who the fuck cares right now

RandomGirl's avatar

Not really.

TJBM likes tea. <<wonders if mom bought some more good tea>>

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I’m a coffee person :)
TJBM does not like social networking

Coloma's avatar

True, I don’t. Closed my FB acct. almost 2 years ago now.

TJBM thinks that @MilkyWay and @RandomGirl should trade names and become “Milky girl” and ” Random way.” lol

RandomGirl's avatar

Haha, I call RandomWay.

TJBM needs to clean out their inbox. (Real or not? Do people still have real inboxes?)

reijinni's avatar

yeah, I don’t look at that often
TJBM would like to call on some flying toasters for help.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False. Airborne appliances creep me out.

The jelly below me has never had to call a plumber.

AshLeigh's avatar

True.
Tjbm has a big fat crush on someone they shouldn’t.

tups's avatar

Not at the time being.

TJBM has been in London recently.

RandomGirl's avatar

I wish. That would be cool.

TJBM would take the French countryside over the Eiffel Tower. I would.

Coloma's avatar

You bet, country girl here.:-)

TJBM is in process of making some life altering decisions right now

geeky_mama's avatar

Not so much. I’m holding steady and not making any life altering choices today.

TJBM thinks that time has slowed to a crawl recently.
(Why does February feel like it’s been four months long?)

MilkyWay's avatar

No way. Time’s going too fast for me :/
TJBM is getting late

tups's avatar

Nope, I’ve got nothing to do.

TJBM is in the process of writing something.

reijinni's avatar

yes
TJBM has mooned a chik-fil-a.

MilkyWay's avatar

True.
TJBM is incredibly random, just like TJAM…

Coloma's avatar

OMG..yes!

TJBM is incredibly stressed out right now

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Sort of.

The jelly below me wants to share my eggrolls.

Coloma's avatar

Oh yes please! :-)

TJBM is waiting on a phone call that will be a yay or nay on a life altering situation

tups's avatar

Not that I know of. I don’t like phones, anyway.

TJBM does not like phones either.

MilkyWay's avatar

Hmm. Tricky question. I like phones because of everything except the reason why they were originally invented : Talking.
TJBM understands what I’m trying to say.

AshLeigh's avatar

I understand, but I do like talking. Hah.
Tjbm likes the sound of their own voice.

tups's avatar

No, man, NO!

TJBM likes Bob Dylan.

reijinni's avatar

yes
TJBM wants to be alone in a room with Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher.

MilkyWay's avatar

Um… dunno.
TJBM likes rock music

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, the harder the better!

The jelly below me wants some of this badass chicken I made!

MilkyWay's avatar

True, I’m feeling peckish :)
TJBM wants a drink to go with that.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True! And I’ve got you covered- while I cooked, my hubby made a fresh pitcher of sweet tea. Mmmmm!

The jelly below me slept all day today.

MilkyWay's avatar

Haha! I actually got up late and left my bed at around 3 in the afternoon :O
TJBM is feeling very lazy

RandomGirl's avatar

Usually on a Saturday evening I do feel lazy, but not tonight. I did a lot of cleaning, laundry, and cooking today.

TJBM thinks the pretzel/peanut butter/chocolate snacks I made tonight sound good.

Coloma's avatar

True, I was bad and ate a giant Mr. Goodbar watching a film. haha

TJBM is off to dreamland soon

AshLeigh's avatar

Probably.
Tjbm ran away as a little kid.

RandomGirl's avatar

I wanted to a few times. Instead, I just walked around the 10 acres of woods for a few hours. Eventually I forgot why I was mad and got hungry.

TJBM has done damage to an object by putting it in their pocket.

Coloma's avatar

Not that can think of.

TJBM slept like a baby last night

MilkyWay's avatar

True. Like a log baby
TJBM has a butt as smooth as a baby’s…

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM has some unique marks on their body.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, some really wierd scars
TJBM is listening to some soft rock

AshLeigh's avatar

Silence.
Tjbm loves Reese’s.

Ela's avatar

As in pieces? True, but every time I eat them I have these little aliens waddlin’ after me : (

tjbm has seen an alien

DrBill's avatar

Every time I look in the mirror.

TJBM has seen a UFO

Ela's avatar

False. If I did I’d prolly pee my pants!

tjbm wets the bed : (

Coloma's avatar

Not yet, if that starts happening just shoot me please.lol
TJBM has a mind like a pinball machine

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Huh. I got “flippers”

TJBM spent a lot of coins at the arcade.

geeky_mama's avatar

Yep, back in the day I had the high score on Dig Dug at my local pool’s arcade.
(For younger Jellies who don’t know what I’m talking about – here )

TJBM had a set of Walkie Talkies.

reijinni's avatar

nope and I used to play Dig Dug.
TJBM has someone that they can hide in Amish Country.

RandomGirl's avatar

Yep I know people who would blend right in.
I played Dig Dug when I was younger! I’m only 16! Of course, it was on my brother’s Nintendo Gameboy.

TJBM knows what a gameboy is. Kids born after 2004 or so don’t.

MilkyWay's avatar

True.
TJBM remembers watching Seseme Street every day as a kid :’)

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Capt Kangaroo with Mr Green Jeans, that was with my younger brothers and sisters.

livelaughlove21's avatar

@Tropical_Willie I think you’re forgetting something. TJBM…?

I’ll go. TJBM thinks kid’s shows today are painfully stupid and borderline embarrassing to watch.

geeky_mama's avatar

Actually, I think Adventure Time is super-freaky… Mad Magazine featured them on their cover this month and suggested this show might be a gateway drug to LSD (or vice versa). More thoughts on kids shows these day.

TJBM is a Brony

RandomGirl's avatar

0.o Nope.

TJBM needs to be asleep right now.

dxs's avatar

Couldn’t be more correct.
The jelly below me doesn’t get enough sleep.

reijinni's avatar

on some nights
TJBM is having a lousy week.

Coloma's avatar

Extremely high stress, yes. I feel like shit. lol

TJBM feels like shit

Dutchess_III's avatar

False. I’ve had a 6 day weekend, plenty of sleep, and I’d REALLY like to get back to work!

TJBM has an insane cat.

DrBill's avatar

I wish it was only one !

TJBM Has a busy schedule for Wednesday.

MilkyWay's avatar

True.
TJBM is hurting

AshLeigh's avatar

Slightly. Getting sick:(
Tjbm has the flu, and will be taking tomorrow off.

Unbroken's avatar

I wish. Beginning to rethink this whole working thing altogether.

TJBM has disengaged from their darker side.

AshLeigh's avatar

Hahahahaaha. No.
Tjbm can do an evil laugh.

geeky_mama's avatar

Bwahahahahahah. Yes, but only in writing.

TJBM is having a bad internet day. I’m feeling a lot of hate towards Comcast at the moment.

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope, thank goodness. Sounds like a horror movie: Someone comes down with the flu and can’t do anything, and the internet is down…. <<shudder>> (I’ve been watching literally all day.)

TJBM uses the word literally correctly. This is the worst language casualty of the internet’s laziness, in my opinion. I mean, really – “I literally died laughing”? Just shoot me now. Not literally.

reijinni's avatar

sometimes.
TJBM know the difference between lose and loose.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes. Haha.
Tjbm is missing a finger because they were attacked by a gang of rabid dogs, and barely escaped with their life, but it’s okay because they can now catch a bank robber with their eyes shut, and their hands tied behind their back in a swimming pool filled with chicken and rice on a lovely Sunday afternoon in New Jersey while wearing a baseball cap and singing the lyrics to thriller. :)

tups's avatar

Yes.
TJBM is feeling lazy.

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM went swimming in a river in New Jersey.

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope.

TJBM is sitting in an uncomfortable position, but “is getting up soon” (wink) so they aren’t moving.

AshLeigh's avatar

Already up :(
Tjbm couldn’t sleep last night.

Coloma's avatar

True…I am moving soon and stressed to the max.
Tonight is some sort of pm pills. lol

TJBM is moving soon

reijinni's avatar

not likely.
TJBm thinks That Bank of America should be on death row.

livelaughlove21's avatar

True. Worst bank ever. I’ve never had an account there, but I’m a bank teller at another bank and I’ve heard some horror stories.

TJBM doesn’t trust banks.

Coloma's avatar

Not really, no, but I do have bank accounts. ( B of A stands for Bank of Assholes! ) ;-)

TJBM is lightening their load of “stuff” and feels pretty good about it

RandomGirl's avatar

I should, but I don’t really have time right now. High school is murder.

TJBM wishes they were still in high school.

livelaughlove21's avatar

A falser statement has never been uttered. I wouldn’t go back to high school if someone paid me to do so.

TJBM also hated high school.

tups's avatar

High School does not exist in my country. But I’ve never been keen on school.

TJBM would like to have a glass of vodka.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes please.
Tjbm is an alcoholic.

Coloma's avatar

False. My limit is 3–4 lite beers,I’m a lightweight.haha
TJBM keeps a travel journal

JoeyOhSoClever's avatar

Don’t really have the time or money to travel yet! But I would certainly keep a journal if I did, and also get to meet my best friend @AshLeigh ;)
TJBM Is thanking God its Friday lol

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yeah. I like Fridays. Especially since I don’t work on Fridays! I always get a 3 day weekend. Life is rough.

TJBM doesn’t know what to do about her pet.

AshLeigh's avatar

Awh, Joey :)
I do not. He is a kitten who thinks he is a parrot.
Tjbm has a parrot cat.

Dutchess_III's avatar

LOL!! I don’t think so…my cat thinks he is Bruce Lee.

TJBM has a Bruce Lee cat.

AshLeigh's avatar

I wish!
Tjbm is Bruce Lee.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. I am stuffed with cookies and ready for a nap. NOTHING like Bruce Lee.

TJBM likes antique telephones.

RandomGirl's avatar

Depends… How “antique” are we talking? If we’re talking “retro” spinny things (I know the name for those, but I just can’t think of it right now… frustrating.), then no, I don’t. If we’re talking really old antique phones, with a separate earpiece, then yeah, totally!

TJBM chuckled at this ^^ string of responses. I did!

blueiiznh's avatar

No, but my bruce lee dog loved it

Tjbm has never made a phone call using a rotary phone from a phonr booth

reijinni's avatar

nope, only push button
TJBM likes the exchange names.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

This Jelly remembers dialing only 5 digits. X-XXXX was all that was needed to call locally.

TJBM has more than more than 8 extension phones in their home.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM can’t work a fax machine.

RandomGirl's avatar

True! I doubt that, by the time I get into the real workforce, fax machines will be really used any more.

TJBM remembers some really old office machines. Like what? ;)

blueiiznh's avatar

Yes. I remember pouring liquid into a mimeograph machine.

Tjbm has sent a telex.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, I remember fixing the paper tape feed for one.

TJBM knows who Gabby Hayes was?

Coloma's avatar

False, never heard of her?

TJBM is rockin’ down the highway

tups's avatar

Just rolling down that lost highway.

TJBM is on the road.

geeky_mama's avatar

..on the road again tomorrow. Well, actually flying. But yeah, the song goes thru my head each time I drive up to the airport.

TJBM slurs their words all the time.

JoeyOhSoClever's avatar

Not all the time, just the one time I got really drunk. Lol yes there has been only one time.
TJBM has work or school on their mind

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is a Walking Dead fan.

Coloma's avatar

True, I just watched the first few seasons on Netflix awhile back. Amusing and great zombies.
TJBM has wicked allergies that make them want to blow their head off. lol

RandomGirl's avatar

At times. >.<

TJBM likes biology. Funny thing is, I get good grades in it, and it still drives me up a wall!

reijinni's avatar

biology is ok
TJBM has heard the news.

tups's avatar

I read the news today, oh boy.

TJBM is a lucky man.

GracieT's avatar

Lucky woman, not man.

TJBM loves to read these posts.

RandomGirl's avatar

Yep.

TJBM’s foot is asleep. Aaaaagh…

Coloma's avatar

False, but my face is still numb from a dentist appt. today. lol
TJBM hates novacaine and drooling

RandomGirl's avatar

Aaagh yes… so disgusting because, by the time you feel the drool, it’s all over your face and neck!! :P

TJBM has had their wisdom teeth out.

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM drools in their sleep.

dxs's avatar

How am I supposed to know? I’m sleeping when it happens.
The Jelly below me hates snow.

erichw1504's avatar

Flase.

TJBM pursposely speels wordz rong.

reijinni's avatar

every once in a while.
TJBM is terrified by the sound of their own voice.

RandomGirl's avatar

Sort of. Hearing my own voice in a recording is like nails on a chalkboard, especially when it turns out it didn’t sound like I thought it did.

TJBM just had a huge project dropped in their lap. I did. It’s an exciting one, though.

geeky_mama's avatar

Sort of. My project is a home IT project. (Putting in new cable modem & wifi router this afternoon).

TJBM can’t live without WiFi.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh, yes. I can!

TJBM didn’t get up until 2 in the afternoon!!!

RandomGirl's avatar

Uh, nope. I go insane if I force myself to stay in bed after 9am.

TJBM can relate.

Coloma's avatar

True. Make that 8 a.m. for me. lol
TJBM hates the time change because it keeps them up too late in the spring and summer

geeky_mama's avatar

True, at least a bit. The sleep deprivation gets that much worse as the days get longer…but I sure do like the longer days of light.

TJBM lives someplace where the days are very short (dark) in the winter.

RandomGirl's avatar

Yep. In MN in the winter, sunrise is around 8am, and sunset is around 5pm. It gets pretty depressing. We love DST here :)

TJBM has a runny nose.

Coloma's avatar

True, spring allergies are in fullswing the last few days with everything blooming, temps around 68–70 and breezy conditions. Ugh!

TJBM is taking their pet to the groomers today for a spring spiff up

reijinni's avatar

what pet?
TJBM wants the Vatican out of the UN.

RandomGirl's avatar

I haven’t really thought about t.

TJBM has noticed that we are now at 509 posts and is wondering when the thread will refresh.

Coloma's avatar

True. Biiiiiiill! it’s time for an upgrade!

TJBM likes Jack in the box Chicken Fajita pitas dinner is served

GracieT's avatar

Never had one, so I’ll have to say um, no?

TJBM is among the first to try new things.

RandomGirl's avatar

True. I check to make sure they aren’t too zany, but with a little bit of convincing, I’ll eat most “exotic” foods, do some pretty daring stunts, or trust people. I’m often the first to trust a person who proves to be trustworthy. So I guess that counts.

TJBM is at that point where they’re debating whether or not it’s worth it to get up out of bed, off of Fluther, and go to the bathroom. I am. I have this debate with myself quite often.

MilkyWay's avatar

That was me two hours ago haha.
TJBM just had a chicken tikka and mayo sandwich with fresh onions and chilli peppers for breakfast. :D

geeky_mama's avatar

No, but don’t I wish! That sounds WONDERFUL.

TJBM prefers savory to sweet.

RandomGirl's avatar

Mmm, yes, most of the time.

TJBM thinks it’s about time to take matters into their own hands and make Part 47!

reijinni's avatar

not yet.
TJBM want to dine on green hamburgers, fries, and shakes today.

Coloma's avatar

False, maybe a Shamrock shake but no green meat.Gag!

TJBM is in a flurry of activity right now

RandomGirl's avatar

School, yes. :/ Punctuated by Fluther, Facebook, and ten-minute-segments of my favorite episodes of Psych. I love being homeschooled…

TJBM is wondering what happened to @DrBill. He seems to have disappeared.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I don’t know what happened to @DrBill.

TJBM thinks spell check doesn’t know what it’s talking about sometimes.

reijinni's avatar

yeah.
TJBM knows that everything Oprah touches turns to crap.

RandomGirl's avatar

Sure.

TJBM is having trouble staying motivated today. Oh Spring Break, why do you elude me?

blueiiznh's avatar

nope. I had 8 meetings and 1735 emails at work. I hardly had time to even ponder anything but staying motivated.

tjbm has a trip planned this weekend

Tropical_Willie's avatar

“Wheels up” at 11:30 AM on Saturday.

TJBM has airline tickets for an upcoming trip.

RandomGirl's avatar

I wish. Snowboots and big, puffy coats are starting to drive me crazy.

TJBM is trying to convince themself that real life is more important than Fluther today.

reijinni's avatar

of course.
TJBM is dreaming of a white Easter.

RandomGirl's avatar

No dreaming required. :P

TJBM is giving in.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. I haven’t gone back to bed yet!

TJBM is about to watch old home movies of the kids when they were little, on a VCR, and will probably start crying.

RandomGirl's avatar

Well since I don’t have any kids… And since we never did home movies… And since the only real documentation of my childhood was done by me, with me behind the camera…. And since we don’t even have a working VCR any more… Nope.

TJBM has a random bruise that came from nowhere.

GracieT's avatar

I usually do, somewhere!

TJBM is graceful and athletic. (Both of which I, unfortunately am not!),

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM wants to take a crap from the top of a tall building.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, I don’t. Why would I want to do that?

TJBM wants to go swimming in the Chesapeake Bay.

reijinni's avatar

too far
TJBM can eat Rice Krispies with chopsticks.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Mmmmm…I’m pretty proficient with chopsticks, but I don’t think I can do Rice Krispies. (Good question!)

TJBM was wondering where the hell this question had gone over the last few days!

RandomGirl's avatar

I have been! It’ll be a sad day in Fluther when TJBM disappears.

TJBM has recently had their serotonin levels triple due to amazing weather. We’re supposed to make it into the 70s tomorrow! I feel like singing the Hallelujah Chorus!

Coloma's avatar

Wow…true!
I totally forgot about this Q. the last month or so.
TJBM is adjusting to a new living arrangement right now

Dutchess_III's avatar

Sort of. But not like you, @Coloma.

TJBM wants to go see if their pond is full after all this rain.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No rain lately, and the “pond” is a fountain I have to drain, clean and reassemble.

TJBM would like a water feature in their backyard.

Hi. @Coloma

Dutchess_III's avatar

I do have a water feature in my back yard. This is it. And this. One more

TJBM has experienced unusual wild animals showing up at their house.

RandomGirl's avatar

Yep – one time we had a pure black mountain lion in a tree! (Or at least it looked like a mountain lion, and the DNR website said there are such things as pure black mountain lions…) Otherwise, all we have is deer, possums, raccoons, and the occasional fox. No bears on our property, although they are spotted somewhat regularly downtown. 0.o

TJBM is debating with themselves right now. And knows I just murdered the English language in that sentence…

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well, I…why, yes I am debating with myself….trying to figure out if I was or not! I live in town, so when we get visited by wild animals it’s pretty special! Once we had a deer running through town. I felt so sorry for him.. :(

TJBM finally got some veggie plants in the ground this week.

Coloma's avatar

False, not yet, end of May here for veggies starting, but…I am waiting on morning glory seeds to sprout and have tons of flower seeds just waiting, waiting, a little longer.

TJBM knows how to build a stone wall

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes I done a repair on one and my oldest son is a stone mason that does walls.

TJBM has done a brickwork or put up a cinder block wall.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I’ve worked with stone, but not on any kind of professional scale.

TJBM just realized there is a TJBM Part 47!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Oh ya….. @RandomGirl started it 3 weeks ago, :>)

TJBM is still going to several older TJBM’s

RandomGirl's avatar

Nope. That gets kind of confusing. Frustrating, too, when they take forever to load.

TJBM can feel the breeze on their face. 8—)

GracieT's avatar

True, I’m outside soaking up the sun in Northern Ohio now.

TJBM is singing the Hallelujah Chorus right now.
(Thanks @RandomGirl! :0) )

Ela's avatar

False. Not singing at the moment : (

tjbm sings in the shower
(even tho you’re not suppose to sing in the shower cuz singing leads to dancing and dancing leads to falling and falling leads to paramedics seein you nekkid!)

blueiiznh's avatar

yes, but it gives the paramedics something to talk about.

tjbm sings in ambulances

Coloma's avatar

Not so far, one never knows though.

TJBM has recently hurt themselves I drove a wooden garden stake into my hand the other night. Ow!

dxs's avatar

I was playing volleyball last night and I hit the ball with the tip of my finger. I just hope it doesn’t affect my piano playing.
The Jelly below is having computer problems.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Just had to go buy a new wireless mouse for the laptop.

TJBM has just done outdoor chores ( lawn mowing, bush trimming . . . )

GracieT's avatar

No, but a good friend down the street has..
(Does that count?)

TJBM has just done most of their indoor chores.

Coloma's avatar

True, did them yesterday.

TJBM is craving pizza I am going to splurge today and get a pizza all for myself and eat all of it while watching a movie…yay, self indulgence! lol

blueiiznh's avatar

nope, made some over the weekend

tjbm is sipping some fresh apple cider

Coloma's avatar

False, ice water, soon to be a beer before dinner. haha
TJBM has to go

blueiiznh's avatar

actually yes, and in so many ways!

tjbm multitasks multitasking

Coloma's avatar

Haha, sometimes yes, I do pretty well for a left handed, right brained blonde.
My original “F” word…FOCUS! lol

TJBM likes sloppy joes

blueiiznh's avatar

mmmmmmmmmm why YES, YES, YES

tjbm has made Chili recently

Coloma's avatar

True, actually…about 3 weeks ago. Mmm good!

TJBM is still in their PJs

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