[NSFW] Have you got a favorite shape and type of boobie?

Well I think almost all breasts are beautiful.

Silicon boobs probably are the most asthetically pleasing because they are created that way.

How ever I also think they are the most forgetable and indistinguishable.

Also I have never touched implants so it would be hard to say if they passed a field test.

I am very partial to mine. Firm maybe a little smallish, perfect without a bra, slightly bouncy if I needed to run but it wouldnmt be hard thing to push to the back of my mind, very pointy powerful nipples.

But I suppose if I were going for my pleasure alone discounting all other factors. I would go for C’s a little more to grip and play with but nothing earthshaking

For me it has to be natural ones that move the way they are intended to, and the image you have created in my mind with the thwack thing is interesting, rather than a couple of beach balls that have been painted to look like flesh and the valve is turned into a nipple.

When it comes to size I do not like them to be over the top big, but a good handful is always welcomed.

Flat as a board.

@TheProfoundPorcupine Yeah, gotta say Thwackers are quite kinky.

You can’t handle boobies in a vacuum (well, I have never tried…).

They have to be seen in context – by that I mean, they have to fit with the body structure, shoulders, build, and all sorts of other features. Big boobs on a 4-foot 11 inch woman may look out of proportion, while A-cups on a woman who is 5 feet-11 inches will look similarly out of of proportion.

A boob by itself (well, a pair by themselves) is just a muscle. It takes its beauty as part of the whole.

That’s why I don’t enjoy so-called porn where all they show is a close-up of the chest. Boobs are only attractive (to me) qhwn they fit into the whole body.

[I want to know at what times they go thwack!]
I find especially attractive the size/shape that, according to the pencil test, just barely do not require a bra.
But all the rest of them are intriguing too.

@elbanditoroso Muscle? I think you mean fat. ;)

@dabbler If you don’t know that you haven’t lived loll

Not too big. You’ll sprain your tongue.

@Shippy And I thought between @ETpro and myself, we have already asked all the variations of NSFW questions out there! Lol.

I do have a preference but it doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate all shapes and sizes. If a woman’s attitude and behaviour is as sexy as hell, I tend to ignore breast issues. But yeah, I’m a sucker for a Kay Parker kind of nurturing and motherly succulent cantaloupes.

I could not care less really, I am more a fan of the rear end than anything else.

All I know, is I have never liked comically large ones. Between flat and DD it is all good for me.

My pre-baby breasts were perfect to me. Firm, well-shaped c cups. Mostly round, high and perky, and all natural appeals to me the most. Damn, I really miss those boobies.

@Shippy (googled) OOoooh! Indeed, that is a completely fascinating phenomenon.
Two different sweethearts of partly Hungarian descent, from deep but memorable past, had at least as much zsa as Zsa Zsa Gabor and… oh yeah!

Great for me, but they both wished they had a bit less zsa for comfort in everyday activities. One wished for a lot less oggling too but the other worked the effect proudly and could stop traffic with her presentation.

I’m a fully fledged tit man so this is right up my alley.
I love a nice handful, not too big, firm, pert with a nice curve to them.
It’s all in the bounce & sway as well, snap right back into place, hate fakes though.

I strongly dislike ones made big by implants. They look weird, like a highway cone sitting atop a flat surface, jutting straight up. Natural is way better, whatever the size. If I have a fetish, it is for very large, dark brown aerolas with prominent nipples. Link deeply NSFW.

I don’t mind as long as they are smooth and rounded and fit nicely into my hands. ‘Quivering in anticipation’ you say. <breaks into sweat>

@ETpro Dam not available in my country, life is so cruel, unfair and… ugh

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@Shippy You say dam, but I think the word you are looking for is Dike.

how could I refuse an easy, over the plate pitch like that?

@filmfann Huh?

@filmfann for what reason did you use the word dike there?

I think @Shippy meant “Damn! (They’re) not available in my country.”

Ahh ok I got it now.

I like any shape I can get my hands on. I mean, it’s the person I’m with who matters. If I love her, I love her breasts. And when I stop loving her, I stop loving her breasts. Funny how that works.

Lurve this thread.

@wundayatta hahaha

@Shippy there you go, laughing at me again. I’m gonna get a complex. But I got your number. Oh Princess of Love.

^^he-he throws love dust over you, hovers, buzzes and darts off into the night. When you look at the stars remember me.

As if I could ever forget.

I like those cute, upturned perky ones with hard nipples.

I know my SO loves mine lol….. no seriously he goes on and on all the time about how they’re the best he’s ever seen lol I feel that’s a bit much though. Mine are between a 32C and 32D, very firm, bounce if I am walking with a little pep in my step, medium sized nips that are typically soft but get hard quickly because they’re extremely sensitive (not to cold thankfully but to any type of touch, i can’t go braless because just the feeling of shirt on boobs is too much for them lol). Not too big or small I think, and pretty round yet still follow that natural teardrop. No saggage :) I love my boobs very much until I see my friend’s who has bigger ones. So I just have to remember hers will probably sag faster lmao yes I’m horrible

No saggage. See that @ucme? It’s right next to my cerebralizing. Or better yet…cere-BRA-lizing. No saggage. I love it.

Quit loading me with your emotional baggage @mazingerz88, it’s a storm in a d-cup!

I have pitched a tent in this thread and am now living here, Popcorn anyone?

Only if it’s salted buttered I’m walking away now.

I’m in my early 40’s, but because I listened to my mom and stepmom’s preaching while I was growing up, I don’t have much saggage.

So… I like mine :) Took me a long time to get there, but love my own, just the way they are.

@linguaphile :-)

Well I have to say I like thwackers!

I’ve always been partial to the rear, breasts are nice additions but the derriere has to be a healthy size and just as firm as the boobs

I don’t have a preference for breasts but I don’t like dramatic pairs or disproportionate boobs. Implants are fine unless they appear unnatural or the surgical scar is too visible. I also don’t like them if they droop too much or have excessive stretch marks.

So I dont have a preference per se but there are breasts that could turn me off in an instant.
But all in all, I could care less about th breasts, she can have perfect b cup breasts with an unshapely bottom and I’ll turn my nose but vice versa and I’ll begin to drool

@HolographicUniverse Copy that.

My first girlfriend had almost non existent tits.
That should have indicated something to me…

@bookish1 What’s that? That you have no taste in tits? :P

Small is beautiful.

Then again, so is big.

I’d take big boobs over small boobs any day. I want to get my hands on big boobs, not tiny sand dunes.. More than a handful each is probably too big, but less than that, is way too small.

@Shippy Dam not available in my country, life is so cruel, unfair and… ugh
You did not miss much

The best shape and size would be some links NSFW Number one, two, three and, four; the best examples available at this time.