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NSFW- Because these are the things I dwell on (re: Lady parts and people who have them)

Asked by Imadethisupwithnoforethought (14353 points ) January 15th, 2013

If you had a coupon to have your breasts enlarged or decreased in size, would you utilize it? Are you happy with what you have now?

(A lot of women have complained to me lately they get in the way, while some have complained they wish for more. Curious as to the grass is always greener aspect)

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WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

If it includes a lift, then maybe a slight enlargement, just to “fluff up” the girls a bit, back to their pre-baby look. If you know what a “lift” involves, you’ll know what I mean by needing to be fluffed up, lol.

Blackberry's avatar

It must be nice, ladies: to wish your chest would be smaller. I don’t think many men wish their johnsons were smaller because they got in the way. :/

chyna's avatar

I’ll go with smaller and maybe a lift.

livelaughlove21's avatar

I’d fill ‘em out a bit. Some perky C’s would be nice.

Bellatrix's avatar

I would have them reduced and lifted a bit if I could avoid the scarring. The scarring would put me off plus my husband’s response. He’s a boob man.

Mariah's avatar

The cost isn’t what deters me, so a coupon wouldn’t help. I wouldn’t go under the knife again for something unnecessary. Although I am disappointed in the near non-existence of my boobs, I don’t feel right putting myself at any kind of risk for something cosmetic.

jca's avatar

Same size (C cup) with just a lift.

Blackberry's avatar

Flutherettes, do you even lift?

augustlan's avatar

If it were risk-free as well as cost-free, I’d get a reduction and a lift. Since it’s not, I’ll deal with what I’ve got.

AshLeigh's avatar

Can I save said coupon for when I’m getting old? Pretty happy with myself at this point.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@AshLeigh Hey, HEY! You don’t gotta be old! I’m only 33 and I want a lift. It’s the babies that do it to you before age catches up, LOL!

augustlan's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate So true. Three kids cause a lot of sag!

AshLeigh's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate, I choose to wait until I’m no longer happy with them, nonetheless. :)

wildpotato's avatar

Never unless for medical purposes. I feel lucky to have breasts that are not large and don’t get in the way too much, but still suit me. Plus, breast surgery often results in loss of nipple sensitivity. No thanks.

Symbeline's avatar

I’m happy with what I have now, and the only reason I’d get anything done to my boobs is if it was something necessary like if I had breast cancer, or whatever else that is life threatening.

ucme's avatar

Quietly contented & wearing a huge gormless grin.

Seek's avatar

Forget a coupon, I want a wizard. No surgery, just “poof! Your boobs are ‘normal’ now.”

I don’t personally have a serious issue with myself, but clothing manufacturers and society have determined there is only one acceptable shape for the female breast, and mine don’t exactly conform. It makes shopping for clothes difficult.

Leanne1986's avatar

No, I like my boobs the way they are. They are quite small ( C cups) but not so small that I can’t get a good cleavage when I want to. I wouldn’t change them at all!

jca's avatar

Men have told me “more than a mouthful is a waste.” I have more than a mouthful right now, but they’re not too big, so I’ll keep them, size-wise. Just a little perkier and I’ll be happy.

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