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[NSFW] Who are your favorite PILFs?

Asked by ETpro (34605points) May 31st, 2013

PILF? Same as a MILF but with Politician being the first word in the acronym. Unlike MILFs, who are absolutely always females, PILFs can be male or female. So let’s adopt the broad definition for the F word in the acronym, and acknowledge that PILFs can be desired by males or females as well. In fact, if you’re the kinky sort, maybe by males and females together. Whatever your plumbing, whatever your sexual orientation, can you share your short list of PILFs?

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ucme's avatar

Sarah Palin, definitely slip that gal a length, she’d need to shut the fuck up though, her voice grinds.
Also, take twenty or so years off Hillary Clit-on & i’m not going to kick her outta bed…at first.

SavoirFaire's avatar

I’ve never understood why anyone would consider Sarah Palin to be attractive. Or a politician.

ucme's avatar

Tastes differ…who knew?

SavoirFaire's avatar

I understand that tastes differ. I can usually at least understand different tastes, however, even when not agreeing with them. This is one that I just can’t see no matter how I look at it. I mean, seriously—in what way is she a politician? ~

ucme's avatar

I don’t know or care, I just wanna bang her beaver & leave.

SavoirFaire's avatar

I just find it embarrassing that she is supposed to be the best the US can offer. Italy has Mara Carfagna, Germany has Julia Bonk, Japan has Yuri Fujikawa, Russia has Alina Kabaeva, Israel has Orly Levy, and Lebanon has Sethrida Geagea—but the US only has Sarah Palin? Yeesh. I don’t want her representing us in any way at all.

ucme's avatar

France has Carla Bruni…ooh la la, best to quit whispering now before @ETpro gets turned on :D

tups's avatar

Well, I’ve always thought Obama was a fine looking man. Definitely the hottest president.

Unbroken's avatar

@SavoirFaire It is worse if you are Alaskan…

Hmm PILFs let me think about that… they really aren’t my type though. I don’t like indirect liars.

Berserker's avatar

@tups Agreed. Not only that, but the only hot president. I happen to think his wive is pretty hot, too.

Berserker's avatar

also, I meant wife

Espiritus_Corvus's avatar

OMG man, this is absolutely the most disgusting Friday NSFW question yet. You really should get flagged for this one.

filmfann's avatar

I am not attracted to any politician, but I suppose if I had to, I could jump Kamala Harris

Coloma's avatar

Count me out, no politician turns me on. I already slept with a sociopath when I was married why would I repeat the past? lol

Blondesjon's avatar

Dig me up some Maggie.

she’s not that dead yet . . .

ETpro's avatar

@ucme I wouldn’t let myself go there.Sarah Plain in toto taps me into a dominant master streak that is serious, not just play. She’d take me there, and it’s a place I don’t want to do unless my partner wants to be there with me. And I am sure she wouldn’t want to be in the gagging on cock realm.

@SavoirFaire She is definitely an airhead, but she does have a hot body. It’s easy to see how people with differing political philosophies might find her attractive.

As to the best America has to offer, there is Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Michelle Obama is hot. So are Valerie Jarrett and Corrine Brown.

@tups I don’t think Obama’s sexually liberal enough for me. :-)

@rosehips Gosh. It must suck to be against getting it on with most of the human race.

@Symbeline Yeah, Michelle was on my short list. Not only is she hot looking, she’s got a great head on her shoulders.

@Espiritus_Corvus You ain’t seen nothing yet. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

@filmfann Pretty Lady.

@Coloma You tell me. Why did you do it the first time?

@Blondesjon To each his own. They are exhuming her, are they not?

ETpro's avatar

@Symbeline There you go. Anybody that fails to get that is doesn’t get Hawt.

Berserker's avatar

some people wear shorts when they’re hawt, what a scandal am I right?

augustlan's avatar

I’m with @Symbeline, and will include both Obamas.

@Symbeline Foursome?

Berserker's avatar

you know it :D

Unbroken's avatar

@ETpro Luckily I don’t need most. The occasional dry spell is great to relieve static and promote self intimacy. But while I have many ideas I rarely am wholly committed to them as I value flexibility and the joy and delight of being impulsive.

Still I wouldn’t plan it so my answer remains true.

ucme's avatar

Humping Thatcher’s rotting corpse would be like jerking off the pope on his balcony as he gave a speech….so wrong, but yet so very right.

Coloma's avatar

@ETpro Ignorance of the dark nature of those beasts. lol

Pachy's avatar

Sadly, I agree with Donny Deutsch about Sarah Palin in this column.

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