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What is on the mind of the Flutheronian below you?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (22110 points ) February 8th, 2014

Right now the Flutheronian aka Jelly below you is thinking of or has what on their mind, such as an ice tea, where to buy gas, the movie they just seen, etc.?

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Coloma's avatar

Well..since I am below you what’s on my mind is ” Yay, I am done for the day with all my cleaning and errands and now I can relax the rest of this stormy weekend.” Looking forward to watching ” The Ice man” on Netflix later.

Eggie's avatar

Watching blue devils blow fire

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Blue Devils blowing fire? No….my thought was a cheeseburger, which led to the thought of buns, which led to the thought of cheesecake, which led back to cottage cheese, which led to cellulite, which ended on how cellulite can ruin a nice set of buns paired with a great cheesecake and heels.

However, the Jelly below me is thinking of what happened to the Future guy, no sighting of him lately?

johnpowell's avatar

Just went to Circle-K for beer. There was a dude on the ground dying next to the soda fountains. There were about four EMT’s trying to keep him alive.

I really wanted a beer so I don’t know if he is still alive.

Mimishu1995's avatar

How the hell do I know? I’m not a mind reader!

Symbeline's avatar

I don’t even know who’s below me…at least, not in this particular case, anyway.

Cruiser's avatar

Nice leather boots @Symbeline
Any Jelly below me is under 25” of snow! (tosses them a hand warmer)

filmfann's avatar

“Should I post now, or wait for something less vile?”

reijinni's avatar

I went ahead and posted the fact that he went on a trip of a lifetime.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

That is not what i was thinking, I was thinking what @filmfann thought was vile or not.

Eggie's avatar

The jelly below me is thinking of sex.

AshLeigh's avatar

Constantly.
The jelly below me is thinking of eating other humans. Because of that thread about eating raw humans….

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Not eating humans, I was thinking of a greatly metabolically challenged woman with a taco salad walking in 4in spikes when one gives way under the weight, and she goes toppling ending up covered in taco salad.

I think the Flutheronian below me is wondering what made me think of what I thought?

Mimishu1995's avatar

Wrong. I don’t care a shit what you think since I have a lot of other things in my mind.
The jelly below me think “shit” is offensive.

AshLeigh's avatar

Nah.
The jelly below me is thinking about cats.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, I’m thinking about sex.
The jelly below me have the same thought as me.

filmfann's avatar

If I am, shame on you!
The jelly below me is confusing Samuel L. Jackson with Lawrence Fishburne.

Eggie's avatar

Hell no…..
The jelly below me thinks that Beyonce and Obama had an affair.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, because I don’t live in the US.
The jelly below me think they have just done something big.

AshLeigh's avatar

;)
The jelly below me thinks that the jelly above me said a dirty thing.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Not so much as I think the Jelly above you wished to have boinked Obama while Beyonce was watching.

The Jelly below me is thinking of where they placed their car keys.

Symbeline's avatar

I don’t have a car. Or keys. I teleport everywhere.

TJBM is thinking about their job.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Everything went out the window when you said you teleported everywhere. I am thinking you more extraterrestrial than Viking.

I wonder if the Jelly below me concurs?

AshLeigh's avatar

I do.
The flutheronian below me is thinking about redecorating.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Not directly, I was thinking of a house I could by if I won the Mega Millions, since I got an alert this evening’s draw was $221,000,000.

I think the Flutheronian below me wishes I would win it then they can play like they are my friend to get some of the cash.

Symbeline's avatar

I was just thinking about bread.

TJBM is thinking about waxing their butt.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

See, you are thinking of my future money!

I would not think about waxing my butt but I could think about spanking someone’s butt.

Now the Flutheronian below me is thinking of getting sexually spanked on the butt.

Eggie's avatar

Not, me but I was thinking of spanking someone else on the butt…
The jelly below me is thinking about fried chicken and porn.

Symbeline's avatar

Actually….wow, damn man. You’re good. lol

TJBM is thinking about some story in their past which involved getting lost while traveling.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Well how about the time when I got lost in the supermarket when I was 3 years old?
The jelly below me thinks fried chicken and porn make a good combination.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Actually it made me think: “Because IT is shaped like a taco, it is meant to be munched”

I am thinking the Flutheronian below does not know what “it” is.

Symbeline's avatar

You mean a vagina. :p

TJBM is thinking about Taco Bell menus.

AshLeigh's avatar

Vagina.
The jelly below me is thinking about vaginas.

Eggie's avatar

Correct…
The jelly below me is thinking about how to save money this month.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

No, I was thinking if the taste of a vagina and how I can’t wait to find “Mrs Right” to snack at the Y again.

The Flutheronian below me is thinking “TMI, TMI!”

AshLeigh's avatar

I was actually thinking about goldfish.
The jelly bellow me is thinking about how delicious gold fish are.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yeah. How cruel you are, asking this question right when I’m hungry >:D
The jelly below me have already tasted a goldfish.

Eggie's avatar

Hell no.
The jelly below me licked a womans ass before.

Symbeline's avatar

Lol this thread is funny. So licking an ass, do you mean like licking a butt cheek, or the inside of the butthole? I’ve never done either. not to a woman, I mean

TJBM is thinking about gangsta rap.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Hate gangsta rap. I was thinking since you said you never tickled the pucker of any female you have to at least one male?

The Flutheronian below me is thinking of getting some old gangsta rap like Ice T, Puff Daddy, or 2 live Crew on iTunes.

Eggie's avatar

Yep…actually I was thinking about that yesterday…
The jelly bellow me is thinking about moving out.

AshLeigh's avatar

I already did that.
The flutheronian below me is thinking about watching a movie.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

I was earlier, I was thinking if I could find “Gladiator” in a torrent, or another movie, but i can’t remember what it was, so I guess i did not want to see it that bad.

The Flutheronian below me is thinking it is about time they had sex again.

AshLeigh's avatar

Later.
The jelly below me thinks that they’re going to have sex later.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Nope. I’ve already had sex.
The jelly below me think this thread is getting more and more like this one.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

No, that one is making a statement about other Flutheronians on what they did, not what they may be thinking of, which has far less certainty then me saying that the Jelly below me did this or that.

Which is why I think the Flutheronian below me just checked out the link you provided.

reijinni's avatar

nope
The nut below me is going to exercises naked.

Eggie's avatar

I thought I was…but not anymore…sheesh…easy come easy go….
The jelly below me is thinking of ordering a pizza.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

No, I ordered a coffee while I thought why @reijinni use the phrase “nut below me”, which led to thinking some people would look very comical exercising naked.

I think the Flutheronian below me wishes they hadn’t eaten the pizza they ordered.

Symbeline's avatar

Nah, I had Chinese food today, and I most certainly do not regret it. There’s lots left too, they give you so much.

TJBM is thinking of China.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Kinda, since you mentioned Chinese food it got me thinking of those lovely petite Chinese women.

The Jelly below me though is thinking of French women.

AshLeigh's avatar

Not usually.
The flutheronian below me thinks that this thread is sexual.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Not really.
The jelly below my is thinking of spamming.

Eggie's avatar

No
The jelly below me just made love to his woman about,an hour ago.

Symbeline's avatar

if you mean @AshLeigh, then yeah

TJBM could sure go for some curry right about now.

AshLeigh's avatar

I have never had curry.
The jelly below me doesn’t think they’ll ever try curry.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

You are RIGHT! Imagine that?

The Flutheronian below me is imagining @AshLeigh and @Symbeline naked in a pool of maple syrup squishing all together.

Mimishu1995's avatar

So romantic…

The jelly below me think the scene @Hypocrisy_Central is describing is very erotic :D

Eggie's avatar

No,actually Im imagining Ashleigh and I are naked in a pool of maple syrup squishing all together…;)

The Jelly below me is thinking of kissing Ashleigh.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Nah, sorry, was trying to get a visual of @AshLeigh and @Eggie covered in maple syrup naked and wonder who was licking what off who.

TJBM is thinking they wish they were there too.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Absolutely!
The jelly below me is thinking of a more sexy scenario.

AshLeigh's avatar

No, I’m really uncomfortable with all of this syrup business. I don’t even like syrup.
The flutheronian below me is thinking about Amanda Seyfried.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

No…......I can’t bring her to mind. I was thinking who @Mimishu1995 would be licking the most syrup off if she were the third wheel.

The Flutheronian below me however is thinking if the governor of Arizona should be assassinated if the latest bill thought to be anti-gay is signed.

reijinni's avatar

can’t say just in case.
The next idiot is wondering how to get more money.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, but I’ve got an anonymous message telling me that I’ve won a million dollars and I’m thinking about how to get it without having to reveal my visa number.

The jelly below me is thinking about some advice for me.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Yes, that is correct any Flutheronian above you that would refer to you or anyone else as an idiot. Also, if you have to disclose your card number, it may not be a lotto for you as much as for those who end up with the card number.

TJBM is thinking a warm bubble bath with [ blank ] would be wonderful right now.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yeah. Amanda Seyfried.
The jelly below me is thinking about sleeping for the rest of their lives.

Mimishu1995's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central my answer above is based on a true experience, when I first knew about the internet.
Yes. And I’m thinking of how to do it without any interuption.
The jelly below me think that this thread is getting NSFW.

Symbeline's avatar

Seen worse.

TJBM is thinking about becoming a Kung Fu master.

AshLeigh's avatar

I already am.
The jelly below me is thinking about @Symbeline doing Kung Fu.

Eggie's avatar

Nah
The jelly below me is thinking of buying a lottery ticket.

Symbeline's avatar

Nah, but now I’m thinking about Titanic.

All life is a game of luck…

I disagree. A real man gets the shit he wants and is responsible for his own future. Looks at Jack Right bro?

Jack; Yeah, up yours.

TJBM is thinking about poverty.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Actually I am. You are getting too good at figuring my mind. I read there are more homeless here in this city than any other in the area. I am trying to figure a way to help them help themselves.

The Flutheronian below me is thinking they hate homeless people.

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