(Possibly NSFW)What is the strangest thing you have done to your (innocent) partner in bed?
The other night, my partner slept over. I woke up and felt awfully chilly, so reached down to pull my pajama pants up as my butt was not fully covered and therefore was catching the early spring chills more than any other bodypart. Somehow, in my sleepy state, I stuck my hands down his pants (he had his back to me) and tugged up his pants, really hard, giving him the wedgie of his life. When I say hard, I mean really hard. His waist band must have been near his ears.
He let out a startled gasp! To this day, I have not been allowed to forget. Tonight he is staying over again and I have been warned that any wedgie activities will not be tolerated.
He will no longer be sleeping with his back to me, I fear!