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Adirondackwannabe's avatar

What is the worst thing you can imagine smoking?

Asked by Adirondackwannabe (36713points) May 15th, 2014

Inspired by Symbeline’s answer “turd smoker”, I just had to ask if you can come up with anything ruder.

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Berserker's avatar

Grinding bones into a fine powder, and smoking that. I wonder if it would do anything…

And LOL turd smoker in a tag. I’m going to collect it before it gets deleted.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Symbeline Thank you. I’m still laughing at turd smoker.

Berserker's avatar

I don’t actually want to imagine how one would smoke a turd…or why, for that matter. XD Only a turd burglar would smoke turds.

Winter_Pariah's avatar

Scabs from _________ (I’ll let your dirty minds fill in the blank)

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Don’t they burn dried cow crap in India?

Berserker's avatar

Lol. Smoking dried up anus scabs.

Winter_Pariah's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe It’s only as bad as you imagine it to be. ;)

@Symbeline always could count on you for putting into words what many are thinking but refuse to admit they’d think of. lol

Berserker's avatar

@Winter_Pariah I’m immatcher and I have no shame. :)

gondwanalon's avatar

Shredded up car tires would be hard to smoke but would be sure to blow your mind.

Berserker's avatar

Nooooo the turd smoker thing is gone lol.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

RIP turd smoker tag.

Berserker's avatar

Well, it’s still in my list of topics lol. Like Captain Blackbeard, it goes, you’ll never take me alive!!

This reminds me when Etpro liked something I said and made a tag out of it. I think it was ’‘filthy animal’’ and it became a topic, but then it just disappeared. Lol, good times.

ucme's avatar

Your tiny, shrivelled, crusty, old penis

Blondesjon's avatar

Powdered walrus semen.

Berserker's avatar

LOL gross bro. aye laft

mazingerz88's avatar

Crusty underwear. :)

mazingerz88's avatar

Molds, spores and fungi…

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I thought of the cum encrusted pubes of a porn star after a really epic gang bang video.

mazingerz88's avatar

LOL I think that falls under the same category as molds, spores and fungi @Adirondackwannabe)…:

Berserker's avatar

This thread is making me horny.

josie's avatar

When you get down to it, probably tobacco.

Dan_Lyons's avatar

Opiated oil-base hashish or Nepalese Temple Fingers. OMG

That will destroy your brain, your mind and your lungs in one fell swoop!

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Symbeline This thread is making you horny? I’m suddenly afraid.

kritiper's avatar

Cat shit.

Coloma's avatar

Ugh….pine and oak and cedar, I am SO sensitive to wood smoke anymore. It sucks, seeing as how I live in an area where brush burning and wood heat is very prevalent.
My old neighbor had their wood stove burning this morning, seriously, it is like 70 degrees out there.

I am now, completely screwed for the day from the damn smoke. Bah!

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