Lack of pluralization.
Automobiles without mufflers. Especially those $@&%ing motorcycles. My window faces the street and I always leave it open because I like fresh air. It’s 1am and I’m sleeping peacefully when all of a sudden VRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOMMM!
My neighbors (who look like runny eggs)
Keira Knightley’s laborious pout
Long nails holding cigarettes
British Rail 1st Class
@Blackberry and @Mimishu1995, when was the last time a whale did anything for you?
Whales can’t breathe under water. And that really pisses me off. Before you point out that I can’t breathe under water, I’d like to point out that I don’t live in the ocean.
Plus, they go around swallowing our sailors. Whales suck. Sea World rocks.
Okay, I can get that. I always thought of them as sort of diplomats, a mammal go between for sea dwellers, and land dwellers. Somewhere along the way we lost our common language, and could no longer communicate.
I guess for you it’s more like they are stuck up, and not willing to share land with us?
Actually, I started a things we love thread two months ago. I made it a sister version of the jelly below me threads. It has nearly 350 answers, some of them quite poetic. I started it so I would have a pleasant place to go on really bad days, and also to share happy thoughts with my fellow jellies. I sent it around to LOTS of jellies. The ones who have chosen to participate have been funny, weird, poetic, sweet, but all happy.
It hasn’t recieved a lot of GQs, but it has LOTS of terrific answers.
I hate bullies with a passion. Appeasement only makes them more aggressive and allowing them to continue to bully others only creates more bullies. Bullies propagate, making bullies of the bullied.
I and the public know
What all schoolchildren learn,
Those whom evil is done
Do evil in return.
~ W. H. Auden
Before you know it, you become a nation of bullies because, like with all untreated PTSD victims, the bogeyman takes over your life. This is apparent in our society by the increased popularity and media proliferation of humiliation humor, humiliation entertainment on TV, idolization of bullies such as Simon Cowley and Donald Trump on their highly rated TV shows, in how we’ve become inured to humiliation at work, in the schools, on the net, and in advanced stages, even getting a sick satisfaction through humiliating your friends, spouse and even children. Because you are among the bullied and you feel powerless, so you bully who you can. And this is how you become a bullying nation, bullying yourselves and, through a bullying foreign policy, other nations. Unless bullies are crushed the moment they appear, they will dominate, because that is their nature. It has happened many time to other societies. And man’s better nature toward man will fail. This is how the bad guys win.
So many things I’m afraid. Ask me daily I have new ones! Today’s one is that I hate getting myself all upset and in a tizz. My digestion goes for a loop and I feel awful. I wish I wasn’t so (whatever) bipolarish.