What's your sign?

“touch my hair and you’ll get stuck in it”

Slippery When Wet

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Capricorn. lol

I’m an Aries, but as I have said before, we Aries don’t believe in astrology.

Scorpio
Fire dragon

Metal Snake. Leo.

Flammable.

May contain nuts.

Yield

No right turn. See my avatar.

The Acura calipers.

The Campagnolo script.

No Right Turn on Red.

Welcome to Night City, the city that never wakes up.

a university roommate made me a customized version of this as well as a co-ordinating t-shirt

Just under my doorbell: “No soliciting. Seriously, it’s annoying.”
A favorite t-shirt: “The beatings will continue until moral improves”.
A plague on my wall: “Dog is friendly, beware of owner”.

@Setanta even these?

A plague on your wall? Sheesh, and I thought my housekeeping was bad.

I do see a lot of signs like this one.

Grand kids welcome. parents by appointment only.

Dollar.

Boundless FAITH

I’m kidding. For a serious answer I would say “Sceptic”.

“INCORRIGIBLE PUNSTER

Do not incorrige!”

“I don’t even believe myself when I say I am only going to have one beer”

“LOL I’m just kitten.”