Swap a Word in a Movie Title with Another Word That Rhymes and Changes the Meaning of the Movie?

3 men and a booby

A hysterical on 34th street. Instead of a good feeling movie about Christmas, people are crazy on 34th Street.

This is hard but fun!

South Specific – A story about why Dixie Cups were invented in Alabama .

Porn on the 4th of July.

Schindler’s Pissed – A story about a guy called Schindler with a drinking problem.

The Deer Punter, which either way you cut it, it becomes an animal rights issue.

Jocky, which sounds a bit you know risque whereas Rocky wasn’t.

Shaving Private Ryan – A story about a barber in the Army with only one customer.

The Codfather – A movie about a fishing family.

Brokeback Fountain, the naughtier version.

The Beer Hunter. Instead of a movie about the war, it’s a movie about the quest for the best beer.

The Silence of the Prams – An intricate story about a man who oils the wheels on prams.

All The Presidents Yen which is about a president who kept his bridges with Japan in tact and got paid for it.

Boogie Lights – A documentary on lights installed in clubs.

The Wizard of Odds – - Big winner and high roller.

When Harry met Wally where there were no orgasm scenes in a restaurant because somehow that wouldn’t have worked out.

50 Shades of Hay – The struggle of a farmer to count his different colors of hay.

Greyfriar’s Hobby – The unheard story of a Scottish dog that collected stamps as a hobby.

The Jungle Cook – Follow Gordon Ramsay into the jungle to cook something for the locals.

Animal Firm. The history of Enron.

babes in Thailand.

Fifty Shades of Day—A slow-mo short on the eclipse of 2017.

Cool Gland Luke – - -

Fifty Shades of Nay. Same movie, only she refuses to be the submissive.

Who Killed Lodger Rabbit – - -A story about a rabbit looking for rental property.

American Confetti – - – - A story about a company that supplies shredded paper for parades.

It’s a wonderful wife!

Hairy Potter and The Chamber Of Secrets – the story of an earthenware artist who is a quiet, hairy man. Someone discovers an underground cache of his very special projects.

Cryptic Pizza – the CIA operates a pizza parlor where spies receive secret messages rolled up and hidden in the stuffed crust. They only deliver if you know the password.

The Fast And Imperious – a company with a panel of hard driving, fast paced decision makers.

On Golden Blonde – rated XXX

I apologize in advance if I repeat somebody’s pick.

The Toast and Mrs. Muir (a widowed woman falls in love with an apparition inside of the toaster she bought at a yard sale. Only her cat can see the toast, and often licks the butter from it, making the townsfolk believe there is something wrong with her pussy)

The Pound of Music (a rap musical)

Finnegan’s Cake (now showing on the Food Network)

The Clay We Were (a missing story of The Bible, straight from Adam and Eve’s mouths)

Singing in the Drain (A movie about sewer workers making a movie about sewer workers. Don’t forget about the scene with the lip sink~)

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Squid (Nemo and Dory are underwater outlaws)

Star Bores (a documentary about comic con goes who can’t stop talking about meeting Harrison Ford and how they put knitted cinnamon rolls on their cat to make it look like Princess Leia, although the cat’s real name is Yoda, and the irony of that)

All About Steve (A Westwing story revolving around aspiring politician Steve Bannon. Tattered and forlorn, Steve shows up in the oval office of television reality star cum President of the United States, telling a melancholy life story to Donald and his deplorables. Donald takes Steve under his wing, and it appears that Steve is a conniver that uses Donald.

Casablanca. A documentary about Illegal immigrants on the White House domestic staff.

Vanilla Pie – Tom Cruise learns how to bake a cake.
The Sperminator – The tale of a man who is addicted to going to the sperm bank.
Full Metal Packet – Fed up with paper packets ripping, a man does something about it.

Malice in Wonderland (not my own invention) – a story about a magical place, though still peopled by humans, with predictable results

Threw the Looking Glass – a story about the bad luck that trails a broken mirror for the next seven years

The Mod Father – another awful movie about the 70s in America

The Turds – a horror movie about flying cows

Seven Days in Mae – just another porno

Proctor Zhivago—a long boring movie about a long boring college exam concerning a long boring translation of a long boring Russian play based on a long boring Russian novel that came from…well, you get the picture!

Doctor Poolittle – The movie of a doctor suffering from chronic constipation.

Shanghai Sunrise.

To nobody’s surprise, every morning in Shanghai, the sun rises.

The Hollow Pan – A modern day movie about a family with no money and how hardship can mean no dinner for loads of reasons.

The Hunger Dames – A tale of a few women who designed a whole new approach to losing weight and how it revolutionized the food world.

Dead Mans Vest – a simple tale which starts with some people finding a vest on a deserted beach and all the intricate twists and turns of how it got there.

Rosemary’s Lady – a forbidden tale of love, where nothing was accepted but much was enjoyed.

The Sixth Pence – a dour story about another struggling family who learned to make every penny count. The story ends with the family becoming very rich when they chance upon the idea of the The One Pounder store and the rest is history.

Top Bun – The story of how McDonalds added the top part to the burger to stop their customers from grabbing just the meat.

Diving Miss Daisy – The remarkable tale of how a 90 year old woman shocked the world by winning Olympic gold in the 10m diving competition.

The Maltese Tycoon. It’s a Great Gatsby rehash, only the guy is from Malta.

The Pleasure of the Sierra Madre. Not a travelogue. And the Gold Dance isn’t about gold.

The Count of the Monte Cristo. What would’ve happened if Ray Kroc had franchised a Deli.

Peter Man – - what happened when Peter grew up.

Fantastic Mr. Fax. The action-packed biopic of the man who invented the fax machine, his exciting adventures inside his work cubicle and his dramatic fall with the advent of email.

Peter’s Gun—prequel to The Pleasure of the Sierra Madre.

Peter’s Fun—the sequel. Makes 50 Shades look like Sunday School.

Peter’s Nun—when Peter jumps the shark.

It’s a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World. A cynical, five hour marathon documentary about current events. Counselors will be waiting at the exits.

Midnight in Paris, Texas.

Bit Man. The superhero behind Bitcoin.

Finding Dairy

The Secret Life of Pats. The exciting documentary about all the people named Pat.

Ghostblasters—the Dollar Store version.

The Girl on the Brain—Nerds in Joyland

Full Metal Racket…Jimmy Connors Biopic

The Angry Bards Movie—The truth behind the world’s greatest poets.

Apocalypse Cow…Contaminated beef virus wipes out mankind

Shirty Harry…Retail establishment owned by Harold

The Gashouse Gang—Sequel to Finding Dairy

King Pong…Table tennis champion

Some Like it Dot…Drama based on Stevie Wonder learning braille

A bunch of Tom Hanks movies:
Fast Away – a story about a young man in a hurry to leave home
Last Away – the last man off the Titanic
Passed Away – he still ends up on the island, but he never gets away again
Gassed Away – this is a title in search of a plot
Rasta Way – Tom Hanks as Bob Marley

Wider-Man…Harrowing tale of life as a morbidly obese fellow

It’s A Wonderful Wife…Swingers scene antics

The Cider Mouse Rules – another Disney flick

The Trouble with Donald—the Hitchcockian tale of a brain dead president.

James Bond has had a few.

A View to a Pill – James Bond retires from being a spy and works dispensing medication.
Octobussey – James Bond tackles the actor Gary Bussey on 8 different occasions.
Dr Toe – Bond deals with a troublesome in-grown toenail.
The Man with the Golden Bum – It needs no further explanation.

The Dark Bite is about Vampire Bat Man.
The Quark Knight is a biography of a great scientist.
Fight Tub stars Brad Pitt as a man who hates taking baths.
Moldfinger has 007 versus a villain whose touch is poisonous.
Dr. Ho has 007 confronting a lady who divides her time between being a physician and a prostitute.
A View To A Dill has 007 in a pickle.
Octohussy is 007’s dream girl.
From Russia With Hooves has 007 versus a Russian bull.
For Your Thighs Only is best left to your imagination.
The Guy who Loved Me has 007’s first gay lover.
Thundermall has 007 lost in a huge shopping center.

Finding Maury.
Maury Povich keeps his alzheimer’s a secret. When it becomes advanced, he wanders from the studio just before his show starts.
The camera crew goes along on the hunt, which is made into a docudrama on the importance of keeping our elderly on a leash.

Stepford Knives.
A dark comedy about an exclusive neighborhood where residents are gassed to sleep in their homes, and wake to find plastic surgery has been performed on them.

Actually, I want to see this one.

The Lark Knight is about an aggressive bird!
Blunder Woman is the clumsiest lay alive!
The Italian Fob is a search in Italy for a watch accessory!
Drat Man concerns a man who constantly errs.
The Dark Knight Guises is about a man with many identities!