Why does Marge always take Homer back?

The show would have to end (or at least it wouldn’t be the same) if she didn’t.

She sees the good in him no matter how many times he fucks up.
Besides it’s written that way.

Because they love each other, faults and all.

you 3 notice the silence from the women here?

She has tall blue hair. No one else would want her.

No no. Moe’s been after her for decades. Her former high school nerd classmate went on to become a tech billionaire, came back looking for her and revealed in her living room that she was still the love of his life. Even the fabulous Monty Burns took a tumble for Marge, and she rejected him. And the legendary gigolo Disco Stu was prepared to straighten up go square and rear the 3 kids for Marge’s hand. I just don’t get it.

Oh Homie!

He would drool over you with a knife and fork. Maybe not even a fork.

If she didn’t the show wouldn’t be “THE SIMPSONS.” It would be the show that used to be “THE SIMPSONS.”

Has he ever cheated? Has he ever paid to silence a porn star he banged?

good points

Because he is a good person in times of crisis. Like when he took the blame for Patty and Selmas cigerates in the DMV where they would have lost their jobs.

Enduring pain she’s a fucking masochist

She’s lucky to have him. Look, the woman has a three foot blue bun on her head… she’s happy to have Homer.