How would you spell the way you sneeze?

I need to sneeze so I can hear it. Quick! where’s the pepper?

Ha-Chee

AHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAHHH CHAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

They can hear me three states over. I finally, in my 30s, realized I can’t do anything about it, so I’m not embarrassed anymore.

@canidmajor, so you wouldn’t be interested in a book entitled How to Change the Way You Sneeze? I’ve always secretly hoped to see that title in the self-help section. I’d have liked to give a copy to Mr. S.

^^ Self-help book titles:

“Change Your Life, Change Your Sneeze”

“How to Win Friends and Sneeze Differently”

“What Color is Your Sneeze?”

“Sixty Days to a Better Sneeze”

“The Power of Positive Sneezing”

I still might, @Jeruba, I freak out the dog every time!

“Sneezes: Small Orgasms”

Some words are inherently funny, don’t you think? “Sneeze” is one of them.

And think of all the other “sn-” words that have related meanings.

BLITZkrieg!

Hah.

“Snails: Small Orgasms Gastropods”

Landscallops.

A sneeze should be celebrated & in that spirit mine sound exactly as this is written…
WAHHHOOOOOO

a-choo, a-choo, a-choo, a-choo, a-choo. I’m always, without exception, a serial sneezer.

AH CHEW!!!!! AH CHEW!!!!! AH CHEW!!!!! AH CHEW!!!!! AH CHEW!!!!! AH CHEW!!!!! AH CHEW!!!!! AH CHEW!!!!! AH CHEW!!!!! AH CHEW!!!!! AH SHIT!!!!

Kahhhblitz!

I usually start mine with “Haa!” Perhaps it would sound like “Haa tzeee! Haa tzee!”. I let my throat run wild while I do that and it ended up becoming much louder.

Pachu, pachu. My wife says my sneezes sound like a sci-fi laser.

Aah-TCHOO!!

Ah ah ah ah cherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

I’m not falling for this again Jeruba, if I answer innocently then a mod comes and steal my words away:

Leonid Ilyich

Achoo.

Sneeze is on·omatopoeic. I spell it s n e e z e.

I saw Robin Hood, Men in Tights yesterday. Just sayin’.

When my daughter sneezed she was soo dainty that the “chew!” part was like a rising high musical note.