And since we're on it: what would be a good name for a police officer?

Porky Pig?
Bacon Pig? (the good one)

Fuckface McAsshole.

@ragingloli But was that for the good or the bad cop? :-)

Miranda Right

Capt. Morgan

Dick.

Joe Friday – - Good cop Oh that was taken !

Jelly Doe Knotts

Thank You

Nick Marshall?
Ned Roundemup?

Narco Polo

Captain Payne and Sergeant Goodfellow

Officer Payout and Lieutenant Brake O’Nuts

Sergeant Rube Argluv and officer Dainty

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Detective Friskum and officer Kuffem.

Don Utman

Hans Yupp

Detective Hard and Detective Long. Or the old name for a detective (dic) Dics Hard and Long ~.

K9, like he’s a rap singer.

Officers Gunn and Rose

Pat M. Doune and Jack M.Uhp

Schtup and Alchute

Mac Hardcase.

Dick Tracy.

Pete Patrolman.

Save Your
Corr Uptible

Neil Ondegrownd

Can’t get Right.
There are many situations, where there is no “right” answer.
There is only survive, or don’t…

Alex Murphy.

Officer Ghetz Coffey and
Officer Grimm.

Police Officer Rob Menow
Police Officer Rob Menot

Peach Fuzz.

How did I not think Alex Murphy?

M-m-m-m-m-m ax
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Anyone in the states besides me recognize that?

Max Headroom?

He wasn’t a cop, but his detective work as a journalist was self sacrificing and revealing.
Why wouldn’t it be a good name for a cop?

Max was great. I haven’t seen a DVD collection of the series.

I saw the movie on VHS in the barracks. I don’t know where they got it. I looked for it various times over the years with no luck. I finally found it on eBay, and learned it had never been released in the states.

Until then, I couldn’t understand why none of my friends knew the story of how he got his name, or came to be a tv blurb. He did a lot of exposing the Corp elite, and should have been made an honorary cop.
And it all came about because someone wanted a neat way to intro music videos.