In what way do you feel you are superior??

I am vastly more modest than you can ever hope to be.

I believe I can drink any jelly under the table.

And still spell believe correctly (i before e except after c).

No one can ever be as klutzy as me!

@cak…There is no room for self-depreciation on this thread my dear. Tell it like it is! I know you have something you do that you know you do a lot better than anyone else. What is it?

I’m a pretty awesome Scrabble player.

I am superior because… I’d rather watch football with my husband than cry and complain that my husband was watching football.

Too bad he likes the Packers. I believe the Broncos are superior.

I am superior because I am well endowed.

I am superior because I defy stereotypes.

Way? That’s cute.

All right, if it can only be one…I sing much better than you.

I am the best person in my house

Yeah, I live alone. So what?

@Bluefreedom…You mean well endowed like the NEA or are you saying you have a monsterous rooster?

@Jayne stole my answer.

@Blondesjon. I have a really ample trouser snake.

@Bluefreedom…Glandtastic! I am better than everyone else at having the second largest penis in the room.

by a hair

@Blondesjon. We’re just special like that. :o)

Quit looking at each other already.

@srtlhill…That’s kinda hard to do.

have you ever seen cocks like these?

I don’t need to you’ll tell me all about it.

Are you guys about to sword fight?

@elijahsuicide. Yeah, we’re about to do some fencing with the old pork swords.

Woohoo! Fight!

been feeling inferior lately

@kevinhardy…Hardly! Not with cocks like these. Kneel down and bask in their penile glory you unworthy swine. Cower in the shadow of our behemouth genitalia.

@Blondesjon. LMAO.

@blondesjon – it’s an art form, the way I am a klutz Anyway, ok, no one can win at Trivial Pursuit like me. I have a wealth of useless knowledge in my head! I am the Queen!

sorry to interrupt the above conversation…pretty damn hysterical!

@cak…See…I knew there was something. :)

would you believe that i am the trivial pursuit king?

@Blondesjon – Really!! This is so exciting! and refreshing, to deflect my husband’s inferior Trivial Pursuit abilities, I was deemed the family geek.

I kill at Wheel of Fortune.
But I’m only so-so at Jeopardy.

At looking at problems and situations from multiple perspectives, simultaneously.

I’ve always been very good at getting may more than I deserve in life.
Does that count?

I am amazing at cleaning my house.

except, I don’t actually have the time to do it anymore
and, of course, my wife has the time, but hates it
where’s the justice in that, I ask ya?

I like the superior position. Does that count?

d’oh!

it depends on who i’m around. i can feel completely superior and brilliant one second, and then a complete moron when someone else walks in.

i do feel like i’m pretty good at empathizing (for the most part), but maybe it’s just compared to the people i associate with. even most of my friends seem to be really quick to judge people, and though i may do the same at first, i usually think “well what if…”, and try to identify with them, even when i completely dislike/disagree with them.
but i don’t know if that counts hahaa.