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Myndecho's avatar

Who's your embarrassing celebrity crush?

Asked by Myndecho (945 points ) April 13th, 2009

I may say mine in the comments later.

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mcbealer's avatar

Mclovin’

SuperMouse's avatar

Ben Stiller; I wasn’t embarrassed by it until everyone I told thought I was nut. In my 20’s I had a crazy crush on Christopher Walken.

Lothloriengaladriel's avatar

@SuperMouse ben stiller is kinda cute, in a jew ish sort of way…

TaoSan's avatar

My crush isn’t celebrity, and faaaaaar away from embarrassing ;)

jrpowell's avatar

Danica McKellar, she is hawt and has an advanced degree in mathematics.. This nerd (me) is drooling.

edit :: Oops you said embarrassing. I’m not embarrassed by wanting Winnie.

MissAusten's avatar

Dane Cook. He’s so freakin’ funny, and so cute. My husband has actually given me permission to kidnap him and keep him in my closet, but I’m still working on the details of the abduction. Enjoy.

Likeradar's avatar

I’d say David Bowie and Seth Rogan if I weren’t so damn proud of it.

Dansedescygnes's avatar

I don’t know about embarrassing, but I like Chad Michael Murray (we have the same birthday) and of course Bradley Cooper.

In terms of semi-celebrities, I love Spencer Duhm from Survivor 18.

lefteh's avatar

Nick Jonas.

shockvalue's avatar

Zooey Deschanel… But I’m hardly embarrassed.
Oh, and Edward Norton ;)

KatawaGrey's avatar

Corbin Bleu! I’m only embarrassed because whenever I see him, I turn into such a teeny bopper fan girl. He’s just so delicious!

@lefteh: So you’re not embarrassed by your crush on Elumas?

tinyfaery's avatar

Michelle Rodriguez. She is hot, but she is a total whack job.

Myndecho's avatar

Most of these people aren’t embarrassing, for the reason I will keep mine a secret.

janbb's avatar

George Clooney and the Obamas.

Oh, and Grover (“I am so embarassed.”)

gimmedat's avatar

I will shout it from every corner of the earth…my celebrity crush is Nigel Barker. He is HOT!!!!! He is the sweetest eye candy!

A_Beaverhausen's avatar

its not embarrassing, but LADY GAGA fer sher.

eponymoushipster's avatar

Selena Gomez. she’s 18 right? AHEM. Kim Kardashian.

hungryhungryhortence's avatar

The actor who plays the programmer in Dollhouse.

bananafish's avatar

Michael Emerson from “Lost” (aka Benjamin Linus)

Dansedescygnes's avatar

@Myndecho

Oh come on Sean, no one’s gonna laugh…I want to know!

@bananafish

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

adreamofautumn's avatar

Zac Efron…not only is he in HSM, but i’m a gay female, but I just think he’s so incredibly pretty. Ahh! I am worse than the 15 year old High School Musical fans!

tiffyandthewall's avatar

i don’t have a crush on zac efron, but recently i saw a picture of him on perezhilton and before i even realized who it was i was like “hot dammmmmn who’s that?”. he is growing into himself though, he is certainly getting attractive.

my embarrassing one is probably snape from harry potter. i’m sure i have ones worse than that, and i’ll let you know when i think of them.

Likeradar's avatar

oh, and Clinton Kelly and Anderson Cooper. I love me some tall gay (?) men.

shockvalue's avatar

@tiffyandthewall Alan Rickman or just regular Snape? Because both are A-Ok!
(coming from a straight male)

tiffyandthewall's avatar

@shockvalue haha is that the actor’s name? i like the actor (i’ve never really read more than 1 or 2 of the books), i think he’s cute! but i’ve never seen him in anything else. it’s possibly a combo of the character and the actual guy. (:

Bluefreedom's avatar

Salma Hayek

Myndecho's avatar

@Dansedescygnes
Oh I don’t really mind tell you lot, I wanted to spur more of you people to admit to more embarrassing celebs than Zac Efron, that’s as embarrassing as burping in private. Well I doubt many of you Americans will know him, his name is Matthew Wright, I’ve always got such a big grin when he’s on TV. (He’s getting on a bit now but it’s his personality)

And who said Alan Rickman my mum fancies him.

lefteh's avatar

I am so with you on Zac Efron.

kenmc's avatar

Ummm… Agnetha Åse Fältskog

aka the blonde chick in ABBA.

Or Ann Wilson

aka The singer from Heart (before she gained ~100lbs)

adreamofautumn's avatar

so many people are with me on the Zac Efron boat haha.

@tiffyandthewall he’s also in Love, Actually (and about a million other movies, but I really adore that one!)

Zac Efron may not be super embarrassing, but it’s bad enough for me, haha. I am more embarrassed by my Fluther crushes! (**looks around** I didn’t say that out loud did I?!)

autumn43's avatar

Mr. Rogers. Wait. He died, right? Okay. Then Andy Rooney.

Just don’t tell George Clooney, Richard Gere, or Jason Varitek.

flameboi's avatar

Lindsay Lohan, i think i’m the only one who’s embarrased, right?

tinyfaery's avatar

@adreamofautumn I totally agree about Zac Ephron. I saw him on Graham Norton and then on SNL. He’s preeetttty.

Jack79's avatar

Woopie Goldberg

asmonet's avatar

Dude, I don’t have an embarrassing one… maybe embarrassing for others.

I have a crush on all of these guys here, but I’m not embarrassed by them. :)

Geez, there sure is a common theme of androgyny and gender bending.

Blondesjon's avatar

Johnny Depp.

you did say embarrassing, right?

janbb's avatar

What’s embarassing about having a crush on Johnny Depp? He’s one of my saner ones.

(@tiffany and the wall Catch Alan Rickman in Sense and Sensibility and Truly, Madly, Deeply, too.)

jonsblond's avatar

Bill Clinton.

@janbb There’s nothing embarrassing about Clooney. :)

Jude's avatar

Have to agree with Boots and the Blonde chick from Abba, Sarah Ramirez (not necessarily embarassing, though. She’s a hot chica!). And, Nancy McKeon, back in the day.

Blondesjon's avatar

@janbbi’m straight…and sooo confused right now.

janbb's avatar

@Blondesjon Too true – well, maybe you and jonsblond can share him!

saranwrapper's avatar

Abraham Lincoln. Okay, I know Abe isn’t the type of celebrity this question was looking for, but seriously, that’s a tall drink of water.

jonsblond's avatar

@janbb Ok!

Did I answer that too quickly?

Blondesjon's avatar

nope. he’s mine.

janbb's avatar

Now kids, if you can’t share, I’ll just have to keep him myself!

KatawaGrey's avatar

Hey, you guys are peanut butter and chocolate, maybe he could be the milk which washes you down?

Blondesjon's avatar

KatawaGrey ladies and gentlemen. Let’s all give it up for KatawaGrey.

Well done. I can’t top that.

jonsblond's avatar

@Blondesjon Tell me what the definition of “is” is and you can have him.

elijah's avatar

Neil Patrick Harris and Joel McHale. They are sexy in a dorky way.

chyna's avatar

Rob Lowe. <hangs head>

Blondesjon's avatar

@elijahsuicide…You’re half right. I’d fuck Joel McHale in a heartbeat.

Likeradar's avatar

@Blondesjon and @elijahsuicide Totally (although he’s slim and I think he’s short… I’d smoosh him). That would be fun sex.

jonsblond's avatar

sooo meaty

KatawaGrey's avatar

@Blondesjon: Thank you, thank you. /takes a bow/

timeand_distance's avatar

Lady Gaga.
She’s so retarded, but so hot.

casheroo's avatar

Nicole Richie.

janbb's avatar

@casheroo Now that is embarassing.

casheroo's avatar

@janbb i know!! but i love her so much, i want to go on playdates with our kids! lol

Mr_M's avatar

I would not throw Paris Hilton out of my shower.

jonsblond's avatar

@casheroo She’s adorable. My sister is a flight attendant and she had Nicole on a flight to Hawaii. She said that Nicole was down to earth and just a sweetheart.

I whispered because I’m embarrassed.

tinyfaery's avatar

@Mr_M That’s good, because if you did, she might break.

Nicole Ritchie looks like a Bratz doll, but she is fuckin’ hilarious.

cak's avatar

@jonsblond – Let me tell ya – I met Bill Clinton – he’s got the charming thing down – no problem! Also, you and @Blondesjon will have to fight me for Johnny Depp. He loves me, he just doesn’t know it yet. yes, my husband knows…he just smiles and nods…or is that shakes his head.

Total crush on George Clooney, as well. Tim Curry is on my list. And drool….Anderson Cooper.

lefteh's avatar

@cak: I hope your crush is on Tim Curry and not Dr. Frank N. Furter.
And, sorry to tell you this, but I’m not sure Anderson Cooper is interested in your side of things ;)

mrswho's avatar

@elijahsuicide HECK YES! My heart breaks every time I think about how NPH is gay… I still think I have a chance though. Love is blind (though I’m afraid it might be able to tell whether or not I have a penis). Charming and a terrific singer! Have you seen Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-long blog? RIGHT ON. And as far as Joel is concerned, I second the soo meaty.

cak's avatar

@lefteh – Tim Curry…(ala Clue) and yes, I know about Anderson Cooper…it’s okay. One can still dream! ;~)

eponymoushipster's avatar

@mrswho get a strap on, see how it goes. ;)

lefteh's avatar

@cak: Yes yes, same Tim Curry.

cak's avatar

@lefteh – Oh no, I meant, I like him more from Clue. Now I have The Rocky Horror Picture Show going through my head. I loved him in RH, but he’s just adorable in Clue.

lefteh's avatar

I’m just a sweet transvestite..

cak's avatar

I’m having flashbacks of toast flying.

KatawaGrey's avatar

I think this calls for a Rocky Horror Picture Show party. We can combine it with our zombie hunting party.

jonsblond's avatar

You know, my real name is Janet… Dammit! Did I say that out loud?

KatawaGrey's avatar

I luh-uve youuuuuuu…

asmonet's avatar

Oh god, I could just… I love you all.

@lefteh: Wtf is wrong with loving Tim and Frank, huh? HUH?

I went to RHPS two weeks ago. It was glorious.I smacked Eddie in the ass with a piece of toast and he winked and giggled like a school girl. Good times.

cak's avatar

@leftehI did the Time Warp in honor of you! Mucho lurve, my friend! Is it completely weird that my 6yr old knows the song?

KatawaGrey's avatar

@cak: Yes, but also completely cool.

cak's avatar

@KatawaGreyexcellent! :)

lefteh's avatar

I am hosting a RHPS party for some friends tomorrow night. :D
I have bought rice and toast.

adreamofautumn's avatar

@lefteh I am incredibly jealous! <3 RHPS.

cak's avatar

@lefteh – don’t forget the newspaper, too! Have fun!! :)

lefteh's avatar

Got plenty of newspaper, and water guns.

asmonet's avatar

Did you remember latex gloves?

lefteh's avatar

Of course. How dare you question my RHPC preparedness.

Myndecho's avatar

The Jonas brothers are hot also, I know they’re good looking but not something I’d like to admit.

lefteh's avatar

Hey, I beat you to that.

Repo_the_Genetic_Opera's avatar

Eddie from Rocky Horror, David Bowie, and Keanu Reeves.

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Repo_the_Genetic_Opera's avatar

Also, I have a total boner for Helena Bonham Carter. I believe I am more attractive than Tim Burton, so she should logically leave him for me. Despite the fact that I’m sixteen and female xD

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