Does anyone know any more accent puns? (See details)

I don’t. But I have this joke:
A wealthy Texan was thinking of moving up to New York so he went around with a real estate agent looking for a house.
After turning down many houses the real estate agent brought the Texan to another house and said, “And here is a house without a flaw!”
The Texan said, “Without a flaw? What y’all walk on, then?”

Removed by me.

Haha thanks @mrentropy

Two ducks flying over Northern Ireland.
One said “Quack”.
“I’m flyin as quack as I can”, replied the other.

LMFAO at the oirish bit!...hahaha

When I was a lad in primary school we always used to put 1 finger in each cheek, pull them to the side and say “my dads a banker and he banks all day” lol

Tho I think the bacon thing would be in a jamaican accent??

@Pazza I tried it, what’s it supposed to sound like?
It is in a Jamaican accent, what do you mean?

@sliceswiththings
OOooops…...
I really should read things properly!

…Hmmm…
Writing as opposed to speech kinda levels the playing field…
So, like trashing the Minnesotans…
Don’t cha know….

@sliceswiththings – just replace the b’s with dubyaz.

haha, I can’t believe you actually tried it you big kid ;-)

There’s a nifty website dedicated to the bacon/beer can phenomena (Flash required).

Are these really puns? Aren’t they just homophones?

@Pazza: some Americans don’t know about wankers. Or wanking. We’re really innocent
over here.