I slither in the shadows and I am the wind that brings doom. Your nightmare is my heaven, and my only joy in life is to see your blood spill as it sparkles in the moonlight for but a brief moment, before becoming one with the soil.
You become one with nothingness, I become one with the night. Petty strife and laughable pride…all such foolishness. Why do people cling to life and rebuild their hopes, when nothing but destruction is to be the prize of their work? Love, life, hope…what are these things? And where are they going? These things…I will destroy. For I am ninja.
Erm. I’m not drunk enough to think I’m actually being awesome. Yet.
Normal/Calm/I-don’t-give-a-drowning-shat: Defensive/Counter Offensive. Never been good at dodging so I simply absorb blow after blow and then BAM. Normally just boxing and grappling just want it to end as soon as possible
Angry/Rage and Psycho Happy Mode (Sado Masochism kicks in): Aggressive. Absorb blows but give them right back with a little more umph, Anything goes, all is fair in love and war.
I did leave a very firm message for a jerk off repair person today. I told them they had til Thurs. to get back over here and make things right, or, there was gonna be trouble that neither of us would prefer to deal with! Grrr!
Heh, the stray repair lamb just called and I’ve got him eating out of my hand, aaah, amazing what a little baaaing can do to lead the baaad lamb to slaughter Oooh, I’m on the schedule for tomorrow ey? This cougar eats lambs for breakfast. :-D
one great thing to do in the winter for fun is to walk up to one of your friends while taking off your mitten/glove. Proceed to slap him in the face with it and state “I challenge you to a duel! Do you accept or are you a coward?” This usually gets a ton of laughs or at the very least, a good wrestling match!
Are these our only options? I’m definitely not a master of anything, but I’m pretty ruthless. I fight dirty. No holds barred. I assume this puts me in the angry monkey category, but I’m not actually sure. lol.