What are some good lines or jokes to write in a birthday card?

“Why are you such a dispointment… JK!”

Front: I bought you a card for your birthday!

Middle: Here’s the middle!

Back: And here’s the back!

And another,

Front: Congratulations on your new car!!!

Middle: The proprietors of Cards Ltd TM apologize for the spelling mistake on the front of this card. In compensation, here is your missing letter: “D”.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

May you live all the days of your life. – Jonathan Swift

“I don’t hate you”

You know what the say about birthdays… The more you have, the longer you live!

“May you get everything you want, and none of what you deserve”

May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.

Q. Why don’t retirees mind being called senior citizens?
A. The term comes with a 10% discount

or if they are okay with cussing…

Getting old is so hard at times. Yesterday I got Preparation ‘H’ mixed up with Poli-Grip.

NOW, I talk like an asshole…but my gums don’t itch!

Birthdays are like dogs. Once you have a few, they start running together.

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“Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.”
– Author unknown

I can direct you to some great ideas, but remember they are copyrighted and must be credited, my friend Ashleigh Brilliant has some great one liners.

Congrats on the whole not dying thing.

“It’s better to be over the hill than under it”

My old standby is “Another year older but not a day wiser!”.

Here’s a few I recall……. :-/

1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2. A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

3. As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.

4. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Hope these help!! :-/