Can we start a rhyme thread, a la Princess Bride?

…You’d want to visit while in space.

It’s a way to leave that place.

without having to show your face

I have never seen the princess bride

That statement made my eyes go wide!

Fred Savage hurts my Republican pride.

How can Fred hurt something that doesn’t exist?

Perhaps naught but to flick his wrist!

Wesley tells her “As you wish”.

So she swims away like Annabeth Gish.

And Nemo isn’t just a fish!

I’ve read through this with great relish!

I see a wasp on the rail outside…

It’s 5 feet long, you must be horrified!

I was at first but now I’m fine

I guess I’ll have a glass of wine.

That’s the ticket, I think we’ve got it…

Yikes- Sarah Palin just shot it!

We should make her run the gauntlet!

The Alaskan rogue will not be daunted.

Even though her bedroom is haunted,

Obviously it can be done, or can’t it?

Nothing can be done when her house is slanted.

That’s what her media pimp ranted,

I know! Let’s tap in a couple of shims

Holy shit, check out those rims!

I wouldn’t touch them if i was you, they are Jim’s.

Now as you know it is that time

for us to emerge from primordial slime.

Which, as we know, is quite the climb!

Even for the strongest mime!

Fluthers a stealer of time.

My cars just a mess, I need to get dressed, get out in the sun…you people are fun!

Don’t get sunburn on that bum!

Or you’ll have to soak your butt in a tank of rum!

A tank of rum….a bottle of booze…which one to drink…which one to choose??

Choose the wine, cuz that’s what I have. You’ve got nothing to lose?

What kind do you have, I still have to choose.

Who cares what kind? Just get some booze!

They are two line rhymes – or else you lose!

This looks like a fun game, but it’s time for a snooze.

I have red wine, it’s cabernet.

i’ll play my sweet clarinet?

Ugh, it’s way too early. I don’t want to hear music yet.

But it was all set.

That’s okay, we’ll soon forget.

and work in the garden.

I beg your pardon?

The sun is so bright.

Free associations, right?

the dog has to poo when her tail goes straight up

What’s this? Someone breaking the string with something about a pup?

it’s not breakin a string, it’s tellin a sign

Ah, yes, but someone has to whine. ;)

You’ve done it again! Oh well, I guess it’s fine.

Pay attention: two lines to a rhyme!

Four is a multiple of two. :-)

Oh so clever @dr dredd are you!
;-)

Thank goodness she’s here to take down the heat…

I’m wiped out this morning, dead on my feet…

So now im sat on fluther having a rest…

Yes, and dealing with an ex I detest! -lol—

I fear no rhymes I can create -

But god damn why did I get up so late?

Because you stayed up too late the night before…

Oh wow, you’re right. But I want to sleep some more..

Alas, the day is past half-done…

Here it’s too late to have any fun :(
it’s 9pm :O

That is not true, listen up hon. To have fun you do not need the sun.

Oh J0E, oh J0E. What shall I do?

The word I am looking for, I wish I knew. Oh look, a shiny screw…

And look over there, a shiny nail too.

Perhaps to have fun, you can bang your boo!

You can bang your boo if you need to, but if you bang someone else’s, we’re through!

Oh no! What will Richard Henry do?
~ <3chels&RHforeva&always

He’ll sit on his poo, and throw food at you.

That’s better than the other way around.

A new rhyme scheme at last is found.

‘tis a scheme of which we can only dream.

Through the mist, ideas gleam

like dew on leaves in the early morn.

To fluther from other work we’re torn.

On Andrew’s TV we watched 24 hours of porn.

And now we dine on corn.

And peas.

And little broccoli trees..

Thufferin’ thucotash, what else for dinner?!

Fee, Fie, Fo, Fum, I think we have a winner!

No McDonalds for a week and you’re already looking thinner!

Thinner? dinner….The answer is PIE!

My oh my, let’s get high

High off brownies of the special kind.

I’ll bake them now, if you don’t mind.

Brownies will certainly start the weekend off right

If you get too buzzed you can stay the night.

can we boogie and dance?? heck, a bit of a party

With spiked fruit punch, though it’s a little bit tart-y

Tart fruit punch is fine, it’s mothers Day too!

Then happy Mother’s Day from here to Kalamazoo!

On a day like today what’s a mother to do?!

Your mother smells like an old shoe~

For her present, she told me to leave her alone

Not even a quick chat on the telephone?

She’s way too drunk, too much Patrón!

No more rhymes, and I mean it!

Anybody want a peanut?

No peanuts for me, no peanuts for you.

A peanutless prospect makes me go BOO HOO!

You could always have Nutella on toast!

If I didn’t mind becoming host to a parasitic ghost! :-0

I have been a host to a parasitic ghost, if I may boast.

And you were not turned into a pile of compost?

I heard that she turned into ectoplasm.

Don’t talk like that my eye will spasm!

Ok, I’ll speak no more of the paranormal.

Did anybody order a camel?

Perhaps someone who wants to hump Mark Hamill?

I prefer Harrison Ford.

Indiana jones makes me bored.

Much gratitude for your opinion, cultural lord.

You have less culture than a board.

Yes, he should have fallen on his sword.

So that he could remove his chastity belt.

And make love to a tubular sea-shell.

This question has kind of gone to hell.

I wish people would stick with the two line rhyme scheme

Alas, my friend, that remains just a dream.

Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…

Oh what a terrible dweam, everytime I think of it I sqeam!

And then I SQUEAM it, just to make sure you know I really mwean it.

“The house is dirty; you must clean it!”

It’s your shit! You don’t want me to throw a fit.

A day in the mines, and I want to sit.

If you want a day in the mines, thats what you’ll get.

All of you fail at the rhyming scheme.

You were just living a dream.

I had hoped it would be a simple task

Alas, no matter how many times you ask…~

I must say I need a flask

I GIVE UP ON THIS THREAD

So to you this thread is dead?

It’s only mostly dead; it’s partly alive.

I say let the sucker thrive.

all we need is some noon day sun, get this tornado on the run

Riding tornadoes, now that would be fun.

Auntie Em, Auntie Em!

We should play some REM.

Everybody hurts, you know.

For the Bible tells me so.

The Bible also tells me to go and row and sow. How am I supposed to know?

You know inn your heart and a mind that is true

That this ole gal aint got a clue
she keepa on ramblin on and on
while other keen minds have wondered long.

The dixie chicks go round and round
bumpin and grinding – a nasty sound
Has this damn thread finally found it’s end
or will this bitch delete before she sends.

<3 u flutherites

I think it might continue some more…

will it come complete with a musical score?

Yes! With lots of percussion and lots of brass.

We’ll take it to Broadway and kick some ass!

Fluther: The Musical shall be it’s name

Let’s try not to make it The Crying Game???!!!

I can see it now; a Tony is ours!

Let’s see if we can get Crystal Bowers.

She might sing in our showers.

Mamasox and her Fluther crew…..sounds like a mighty brew

Here’s to you!

We thank you Dr. Dredd. That is nice for you to have said.

this thing is still poppin…..party in our head

Oh no, we’re outta ice! Who gonna go get more?

I’ll say it again – there’s a cooler by the door.

And there’s another one over there, on the floor, full of the beer that I adore.

Beer is fine, what’s to lose, can we really drink all the booze?