What would have been the most embarrassing thing your parents could have done/said on your first day at school?

Which school?

Whichever, they’re all good.

Ack, I don’t know – they never cared enough to come with. I guess something about my being ‘the smartest student ever’.

Day 1 of High School:

“I cut the crusts off your bread just like you like them! Bye Honey have fun!!!” said Mom
Then possibly finished with a lipstick kiss on the cheek.

That would have been possibly the most embarressing thing.

Calling me “Bethy” or “Boobie” :|

“Smack my ass and call me Sally!!” ;)

If my Mom had said to the teacher, “She’s really smart even though she’s so short and shy.”

@janbb lol :)

@janbb My mom actually did say that to one of my teachers!

1st day of high school (true story):
“And if you can’t find the bathroom, follow the smell of shit!”
Thinking to myself; But I’m surrounded by shitheads!

“gotta run! I need a cigarette.”

My granddad came with me to back to school night my freshman year.
He looked at a girl in short-shorts and told her “your ass is hangin’ out. This ‘aint a stripper club.”

I wasn’t too sure what to say.

If you are talking about first grade, I doubt I would have been embarrassed by anything my mother would have said.

She wouldn’t have had to say anything, all she had to do was walk me up to the door with that hair.