Do you have any funny internet dating site stories?

Asked by chyna (51325

) June 26th, 2010

I was browsing through a dating site (rhymes with patch) and saw a picture of a guy that had posted his wedding picture with his bride cut out of it. But most of her dress was still in the picture. Beautiful dress, by the way. Come on, can’t you find a picture by yourself? I also have to wonder how old that picture was.
I saw a picture of my high school art teacher. His profile said he was 52. Wait, I’m 52. How is he getting younger? And at what point will he be mentioning he is in his 60’s?

Have you seen any funny or interesting profiles on dating sites?

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I once cybered with a guy, you know, like blowjob and everything and then he wanted to go to my vagine, and I said “No, you shan’t.” and he was like “Why not?” and I said ”Because I have a Penis, lol!”.
He did not respond after that.

ragingloli (51982

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That is funny.

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i had an online affair with a hockey player when i got my first computer. IT WAS HOT! He would call on birthday, Valentines. Lasted 9 months or so….crazy hot…...

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I was talking in an IRC channel when I told folks I worked in the field of “Redical Research.”

This woman PM’d me: “What’s Redical Research?” I explained that I meant Medical Research! She appreciated my good humour and ability to laugh at my typo. She is now my wife and the only woman I ever married who ever showed me how wonderful it feels to be totally loved and respected.

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