Would you rather eat at Bug Buffet or Gourmet Poop?
Bug Buffet is a casual restaurant that offers all the bugs you can eat for a flat fee of $15. They have 200 different kinds of bugs, and the dead bugs are unprepared in bins along the buffet, separated by species. Alternatively, you can order the Bug Deluxe plate, which offers you one of each of the 200 bugs together on a single platter.
Gourmet Poop is a very upscale restaurant run by a world-renowned chef who has decided to take his business in a new, exciting direction. The main element of every entree choice is human poop, but it has been prepared in many extravagant ways and is accompanied by flavorful sides and sauces that compliment the type of poop and the style of preparation.