(NSFW) Guys: What do you think of when you know you can't get too "excited"?

Erection go bye-bye!! :¬(

Ewwww, the thought of thinking of baseball or some bbw or your dad yelling at you is just gross. I never thought it was true, that guys did this.
I personally can’t imagine anything else other than what I am doing while doing something like “that.”
If my father or the neighbors wife or something along those lines were to pop in to my head I’d seek help.

The lady that Jack nicholas kisses in the shinning. But the thing that I learned for me and other men to do in that situation is to start doing long division in my head. the equation that I keep focusing on is 9 divided by 80.

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day. This totally works.

Try to make myself vomit in order to get the Viagra out again.

Instant limp noodle maker

@ucme That would make me lose my luch also. My eyes….the horror!