NSFW If your sex tape were released by accident, what would it be like?

Mine would be disappointing. They, whoever “they” are would be glad they didn’t pay to see it.

I didn’t know sleeping on green screen with crickets playing in the background counted as a “sex” tape. Maybe the fluttering of the breeze through the curtains would be sexy enough and the idea of a good nights sleep enough to send a few women over the edge with wild desire!

Oscarworthy XD

Let’s just say it’d be worth every damn penny.

People who know me would be shocked at how quickly I transform from a somewhat timid, rather shy guy to a snarling, unquenchable pleasure machine… and the proof would be on film.

Paying to see @Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard‘s tape.

Netflix would classify it as a romantic comedy.

It would include the police arresting me for indecent exposure. Who has sex between two garages besides porn stars?!

Symbeline and homeless people, that’s who.

Actually, it’s Symbeline and Vunessuh, that’s who. Get it right.

@Vunessuh I apologize. Now beat me. :D

Paying to watch it together with @chyna – about 1500 bucks return flight ticket i.e.

NOTE TO SELF: get a pizza delivering gig close to @Symbeline‘s and @Vunessuh‘s

NOTE TO SELF; tip the pizza boy handsomely. :D

@bob_ Don’t forget your bob_ buddy.

XDXDXD

@seazen Well, we would need a cameraman.

Volunteers with his panasonic 50x zoom.

@seazen Such a selfless individual you are.

Fuck morals, just make sure it comes out good!

@Symbeline That’s what she said! XD

They all have great lighting, tight camera angles and a killer sound tracks and none of this low-light night vision BS!

I vote @Cruiser do the documentation as he is experienced already.

@seazen My film major didn’t go to waste!

Personally, I can’t wait till my sex tape gets released.
But I’m sure it would be as boring and uninspiring as my own room. I’m sure it’ll be analyzed for generations to come (no double-entendre intended).

Not even about the (no double-entendre intended).

I do believe that you mean double entry. XD

@Symbeline Uhm what? You lost me. Explain.

@seazen Yeah, explain. With pictures.

An extended version of this.

@bob_ I’d rather hear it from @Symbeline. Pay attention. All the sex here is making you use the @ sign incorrectly.

@seazen OH SNAP! It’s because your nick should start with z. Yeah, it’s @Symbeline who should explain.

@Symbeline @Symbeline Wherefore art thou?

Music : Benny Hill theme, come on keep up! Narration : Pee Wee, in his most butch voice! Action: Slippery when wet theme. Hilarious hard core frolics. Although I have to confess, i’d be a little camera shy…..at first! :¬)

Holy moly, there will be whips, handcuff, anal probs feminine receiving, collars, stilettos, blindfolds, ball gags, and chocolate syrum…......let your imagination run wild…....

Could be a comedy (the time we broke the entire bed), very loving (especially when we were deliberately making babies), or extremely hot (the time I… never mind).

@augustlan Oh go on…

I once dated a girl named Eileen and I like the song by the Dexys Midnight Runners. It made for an interesting soundtrack – and pace.

It would make the viewer blush, yet they would be excited.

STATIC

It would be confused for a slow motion love scene or a still picture!

Well, you all know what a double entendre is, right? What more fitting double entendre than to change the word itself to something perverted lol…and I if I need to actually explain double entry, well uh…two dicks + three holes = lotsa possibilities!

@Symbeline We still need you to post pictures. You got a webcam, don’t you?

@Symbeline Yeah.

You know dudes, double entendres exist so that people may sexually reference things without lack of class, contrary to what I’ve done above.

Of course I don’t give a shit about morals or social norms, I’d gladly post pics of me getting impaled, if I actually had any, haha.

hawt

@Symbeline It’s the thought that matters.

@Symbeline We can arrange that.

@seazen Absolutely. Guys, let’s chip in. It’s a worthy cause!

@bob_ I meant about the impaling part… never mind. I’ll spring for the damn camera.