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Do you have a favorite Jack Handey "Deep Thought"?

Asked by awomanscorned (11261points) October 24th, 2010 from iPhone

There are too many for me to choose from so what are some of your favorites?

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diavolobella's avatar

“Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.”

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Vunessuh's avatar

What a coincidence. I was stumbling yesterday and came across this page.

I think my favorite is,
“Think about world peace; while you’re doing that I’ll be over here stealing your stuff.” XD

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flutherother's avatar

I hadn’t heard of Jack Handey but I have now. I always liked this quote:-

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.”

And I have just discovered who thought of it. The man is a genius!

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“I hope that when I die, people say about me, ‘Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.”

“I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you’re in midair, you still hit those brakes.”
— Jack Handey

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