What is the best bumper sticker you have seen?

MY KID WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT.
I TOLD HIM TO AIM HIGHER

I’M RETIRED
GO AROUND ME.

Hang up and DRIVE!

Insured by Smith & Wesson 3 days a week.
You guess which days

A family member once told me he saw one reading “I love animals. I eat them every day.”

I kind of liked this one I saw the other day – “I’ll keep my guns, kids, and money. You keep the change.”

Don’t wish for it, Work for it.

Make a choice before making a baby.

And a whole lot more funny ones here

Probably this one.

Not exactly a bumper sticker, but this one.

Republicans for Voldemort

I Brake For Jesus

Serious: If you can’t trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child?

Funny: Get out of the way, my kid has to pee

I also just put one on my car that says “I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.”

Put down the phone and drive!

DIAGNOSED WITH ADD
Attention, Deficit…Hey Look at the Butterfly.

Serious: God protect me from your followers.
Funny: So many cats, so few recipes.
Funny: My kid can beat up your honor student!

Wrangler Butts Drive Me Nuts.

“How would you like that cell phone shoved up your ass”

A map of Australia, with “F$%# off, we’re full”, written inside it.

If you can read this sticker s**t I’ve lost my caravan!

Grow your own dope…plant a man

I’ll stop being co-dependent if you will.

Seen on the back of a loaded horse trailer:

Don’t be what you see.

Think about it.

Cher for president!

Save the Whales! Collect the entire set!