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What's your favorite bumper sticker?

Asked by jonsblond (38005 points ) February 20th, 2009 from iPhone

It could be one that you have or one that you have seen.

Is there a bumper sticker that you have seen that you just hated?

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MrItty's avatar

Lottery: A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math

buster's avatar

I saw one they said, “Pave The Rainforest” very un-P.C. I like it.

EmpressPixie's avatar

This has been asked 4.5 million times, but I’ll answer it anyway!

What Would Lady MacBeth Do?

It’s my favorite and the one that made me go o.O the most. Because if I have ever seen a worse role model for a way of life, I can’t remember the bumpersticker commenting on it.

jonsblond's avatar

@EmpressPixie That search I did sure wasn’t helpful then!

peyton_farquhar's avatar

@EmpressPixie that brings teh lols.
Mine would have to be PETA: people eating tasty animals.

elijah's avatar

Don’t pray in my school and I won’t think in your church

forestGeek's avatar

“People Suck”

jettaray87's avatar

Ooooh ohhh! I saw a great one the other day…. “Act Your Wage”

mcbealer's avatar

“If it’s not fun, why do it?” Ben & Jerrys
“Meat is Murder” The Smiths

mcbealer's avatar

@elijahsuicide ~ good one!! where can I get that one?

tennesseejac's avatar

Fat people are hard to kidnap

elijah's avatar

@mcbealer evolvefish.com They have the funniest stuff.
I ordered a T-rex eating a Jesus fish.

A_Beaverhausen's avatar

my Obama ‘08 one :)

Darwin's avatar

It’s old but I still like “Visualize whirled peas.”

I love, love, love silly bumper stickers. here are a few that I really like:

“If cats could talk they wouldn’t.”

“Learn Spanish! Jesus is coming.”

“I’m 33 1/3 RPM in an iPod world.”

“Well, at least the war on the environment is going well.”

“Without geometry, life is pointless.”

“I’m schizophrenic and so am I.”

“I thought I was indecisive; now I’m not so sure.”

“I’m still a hot babe, but now it it comes in flashes.”

“In case of rapture, can I have your car?”

“Be alert. The world needs more lerts.”

“If you observe this vehicle being operated in an unsafe manner, please try to think of it as one more anomaly in the cosmic order.”

“Help your local Search & Rescue. Get lost!”

“National Sarcasm Society. (Like we need your support)”

“The box said Windows 2000 or better. So I installed Linux.”

“Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.”

“To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.”

“Liberal Arts major: will think for food.”

“Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.”

“Follow that car, Godzilla – and step on it!”

“I can’t remember if I’m the good twin or the evil one.”

“Earth is full. Go home.”

“Is it time for your medication or mine?”

“How do I set a laser printer to stun?”

“A day without sunshine is like night.”

“As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.”

“Life would be easier if I had the source code.”

“Hang up and drive.”

“Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.”

“If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.”

“There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.”

“Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.”

“Some days it’s just not worth gnawing through the leather straps.”

“Archaeologists will date any old thing.”

“If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.”

eambos's avatar

“Guns don’t kill people, I do.”

flameboi's avatar

I remember two that made me laugh
In a super nice c30: “Lifestyle: Sponsored by daddy”
In a nice bmw: “I know, you want my car…”
Another one
“jesus is coming back, we better hide”
And that little fish that reads “Jesus” was tricked out and now there is one that reads “Satan” one of my best friends has it on his Alfa

elijah's avatar

@Darwin lurve. Seriously.

Darwin's avatar

@elijahsuicide – Enjoy! I did.

Many of these are on my refrigerator because my bumper is full.

janbb's avatar

After the 2004 election, my brother saw one that said:

“Frodo dropped the ring.”

jonsblond's avatar

America.
Love it or give it back.

Adina1968's avatar

I was born ok the first time.

toomuchcoffee911's avatar

Republicans for Voldemort

Carpe Nocturne: we get more stuff done at 3 am

girlofscience's avatar

Pee for enjoyment, not for employment.

Blondesjon's avatar

My other car is a piece of shit too.

elijah's avatar

@Blondesjon that reminds me of the one- my other ride is your mom.

janbb's avatar

In the same vein is:

“My son slept with your honor student.”

elijah's avatar

@janbb I like the- my kid beat up your honor student

SuperMouse's avatar

When i was a kid I loved those Honk of You’re Horny bumper stickers. I thought they were so clever! You honk a horn so if you were honking of course you were horny!

aisyna's avatar

well behaved women seldom make the history books

DeanV's avatar

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. DON’T DRINK AND DERIVE!

Gravity: It’s not just a good idea. It’s the law.

Bagardbilla's avatar

-imagine using your turn signals
-fuck censorship.
-don’t believe everything YOU think
-(one i’ll print up one day) towers (sp?) will be violated
-it’s a scientific fact that scum always rises to the top
-what’s our oil doing under their soil
-you can no more win a war than you can win an Earthquake
-“you measure democracy by the freedoms it gives it’s dissidents, not the freedoms it gives it’s assimilated conformists”. Abbie Hoffman
-flush twice,it’s a long way to DC

Trustinglife's avatar

“I love my country—but I think we should start seeing other people.” (Link)

jonsblond's avatar

“Cheney Shoots, He Scores!”

cookieman's avatar

Diagnosed with ADD

attention – deficit – hey, look at the butterfly!

srtlhill's avatar

Keep honking I’m reloading

TaoSan's avatar

How is my driving?
Dial 1–800-EAT-SHIT

NaturalMineralWater's avatar

Separate church and hate.

FiRE_MaN's avatar

DEFEAT: OSAMA OBAMA and CHELSEA’S MAMA

haha even though im not into polotics that much

oh and i saw one once that said

MY PUG IS SMATER THEN YOUR HONOR STUDENT

and the one for Pastafairianism is a personal favorite. its a colt religion about a spaghetti monster that lives in outer space haha along with the Darwin fish even though that is not technically a sticker

augustlan's avatar

“Keep your rosaries off my ovaries.”

“Mean people suck. Nice people swallow.”

lit's avatar

“Remember when sex was safe
and skydiving was dangerous?”

Bought right after I finished my first jump and stuck it on my car!

cirrina's avatar

“ESCHEW OBFUSCATION”

peyton_farquhar's avatar

Here’s one I saw today:
My car is a status symbol
It symbolizes that I’m poor.

syz's avatar

Piss off a conservative, think for yourself.

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be an inalienable right.

cookieman's avatar

@syz Lurve for the Groucho Marx quote.

sdeutsch's avatar

I second Republicans for Voldemort – almost had to pull the car over, I was laughing so hard…

I’m also a fan of the jesus fish with the word “sushi” inside… =)

augustlan's avatar

I think therefore I am… a Democrat.

Mtl_zack's avatar

Remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean?

SeventhSense's avatar

“I don’t know what to do commit suicide or go bowling”

DeanV's avatar

@sdeutsch: I like the jesus fish with “n’chips” inside it.

But I sure wouldn’t put it on my car…

Trustinglife's avatar

I saw a bumper sticker today and thought of this great question…

“Life may be short, but it’s really wide!”

jonsblond's avatar

@Trustinglife I like that one. I wasn’t expecting to see this question today, thanks for keeping it going. :D

Blondesjon's avatar

never mind

Noel_S_Leitmotiv's avatar

‘My juvenile deliquent is fucking your honor student’.

‘Honk if i’m paying your mortgage’.

Noel_S_Leitmotiv's avatar

‘We’re at war, PICK A SIDE’.

‘Two-thirds of women have been battered, i prefer mine raw’.

blueberry_kid's avatar

“Proud parent of a C-Average student in Catholic School.”

“Coexist.”

“I’m goin’ Nuckin Futs!”

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