(Creativity encouraged) What is a fitting death for vehicle thieves?
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November 17th, 2010
My crappy but pricey motor scooter was just stolen. Normally jlelandg wouldn’t ride a motor scooter, but I’ve just had horrible pain and problems walking, and am currently waiting for my school semester to finish to go to the doctor, until then I had crappy scooter. To feel better, I’m hoping my community-mates can cheer me up by telling me great ways for ANY vehicular thief to die.
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I’d just like to know why they have to die..
while I don’t believe in the death penalty, I would force them to run along side the scooter while it is being ridden down the street. In their bare feet.
@rangerr…because they do dammit. I’m not asking you to physically kill them, just take it as a quick and easy creative writing assignment.
You know what, you don’t have to kill them: just put them in pain…think about if you were in pain and they stuck their finger in the wound:...what evil would you wish upon them?
@zenvelo again, maybe not as violent as I like, but I appreciate the input.
Maybe being run over back and forth by some dude in a silver unitard riding a segue, while a mime waves buh-bye at him.
@jlelandg did I mention the broken glass? on the asphalt? and if they don’t keep up they get dragged.
WHEEEEEE @ltryptophan! yes yes! Except I already consider them shit.
Car-diac arrest. Hee hee, god i’m so creative :¬)
Feel for them. In the dark recesses of their mind they know they’re low-life thieving scum. That’s got to hurt.
And then give them Ebola.
It quits running on them during rush hour, as they’re merging into traffic in front of a semi.
@Ltryptophan I have eated that!
Perhaps their hitting a speed-bump, ejecting them, and their landing in a wood chipper.
Sorry, but the theft of your scooter is just a property crime and not punishable my death.
They should be forced to ride a scooter continuously through the desert, blindfolded (so they never know when they’ll hit a bump that throws them off) and with no food until they drop. If they touch their feet to the ground they get electrical shocks of increasing strength—finally sufficient to put them to death.
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