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Can you create a unique, descriptive, rhyming, animal name?

Asked by erichw1504 (26398points) November 23rd, 2010

Here are the rules…

• The first word must be a verb or adjective
• After that comes the animal’s name
• The first word must rhyme with the animal’s name
• You may place “the” in between if you would like
• You may also provide a short description of your animal or a quote

Example:
Hurdle the Turtle

Have fun!

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iamthemob's avatar

fog dog:

An extremely old dog of any breed suffering from cataracts who can’t see where it’s going or what it’s doing – particularly true when it chooses a place to go to the bathroom.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Pat the Cat: he really likes flying these days…

chyna's avatar

Loafer the gopher, a lazy gopher.

erichw1504's avatar

Figgy piggy: A fig newton wrapped in bacon.

iamthemob's avatar

@erichw1504 – that’s not an animal – that’s delicioius.

Mat74UK's avatar

@iamthemob – Some animals are delicious but that’s for another thread. can’t think which one, can you?

wundayatta's avatar

Ryan the lion really loves flyin’

Mat74UK's avatar

Habit Rabbit – He can’t get enough of those funky mushrooms.

erichw1504's avatar

Grinch the finch: The grumpiest bird around!

wundayatta's avatar

Geiger the tiger climbed mount Eiger

wundayatta's avatar

Wino the albino rhino covered her vagino with a mino.

erichw1504's avatar

Gizzard the lizard: Why did he have a gizzard?

janbb's avatar

Lucy the goosey had the runs.

Coloma's avatar

My muse the Goos

It’s true! My Goose is my muse! lol

Splat the rat got caught by a cat.

Fool the Mule it’s kick will rule.

Honky the donkey has a big schlongky

Squish the fish and make a wish

marinelife's avatar

Tamil the Camel He used to be a tiger, but he changed for the rhyme.

wundayatta's avatar

Frog the dog was dog the frog!

ooooooooo deep!

Neither fell off the log.

ducky_dnl's avatar

Fuc* the duck. It’s French.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Jack Knife (my ex-wife), couldn’t drive to save her life!

AmWiser's avatar

Pat Rat
Was eaten by Pat the Cat.

Kardamom's avatar

Porgi the Corgi he loved him some Bess and how, for she was his bitch now.

flutherkiller's avatar

Turd Bird
A bird that poops on your shoulder.

erichw1504's avatar

Pale snail – He needs to go tanning!

Mat74UK's avatar

@erichw1504 – My racing snails were pretty slow so I took their shells off. Bit sluggish now!

Coloma's avatar

@erichw1504

Hmmm….Pale Snail Ale…I can see the label now.

erichw1504's avatar

Funky monkey, “Brass Monkey, junkie. That funky Monkey!”

Blueroses's avatar

Scarier Terrier The other one couldn’t intimidate a squirrel

Friar Fryer Ecclesiastical or merely delicious?

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Blossom Possum flowers Awesome!

Brian1946's avatar

Harass the jackass- little kids and flies do it all the time!

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

A pleasant pheasant is quite a present!

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

splat where the dung gnat sat

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

a squirmy worm is never firm

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

the loaded toad was on the commode.

janedelila's avatar

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies You are way too into this!

Coloma's avatar

The Lemur drove a beemer til he wrecked and broke his femur.

Coloma's avatar

Ringo the Dingo liked to eat baby gringos. Oooh..baaad, lol

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

oh now you’re on @Coloma

a platapuss with a ducks bill. might kill just for the thrill…

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

a sheltopusik might click but it will nevah make you sick.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

a corny horny morning toad?

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

my whipperwill tool a pill and now he can’t sit on the sill.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

hahahahahahahahaha…

Coloma's avatar

Yep, and..I am stone cold sober too! haha

Does this mean I am at a disadvantage here lol

WTH is a ‘sheltopusik’?

Pimp the Chimp walked with a gimp.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

that’s a hah- yena joke… and yes it rhymes.

Coloma's avatar

Hug the Pug while it cuts some rug.

Take a pig to a gig wearing a wig.

Hah-yena….lol

Coloma's avatar

Stoney the pony likes herbal baloney.

erichw1504's avatar

Smitten the kitten liked to get bitten.

erichw1504's avatar

Prowl the owl flew with a scowl.

Brian1946's avatar

I laughed at the giraffe, “Who’s the father of the zebra half of your calf?”.

erichw1504's avatar

It was a mistake, Jake the snake is not a rake, for goodness sake!

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

oh fuck vodka hangovers

erichw1504's avatar

Smug the pug never gave any hugs.

Brian1946's avatar

The scared bear with the rare hair care had to go back to his lair to get his share of the taxi fare.

Coloma's avatar

Boris the Oxen went walking with socks on, at dawn with a fawn where the Steelhead spawn, in a stream by a lawn.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

try not to dance with ants in your pants… go ahead, just try

Coloma's avatar

Better ants to cavort inside your shorts than a Macaw snapping the straps of my maidenform bra!

Coloma's avatar

Scout the Trout would often pout when having the bait ripped out of his mouth.

Brawny the Prawn liked getting it on, with Lucy the Lobster whose dad was a Mobster.

erichw1504's avatar

Dish the fish never got his wish which resulted in anguish.

Coloma's avatar

This little Lamb needs to jam, she has lots to do, but is stuck in this zoo. lol

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

a waggin dragon is doin some braggin

Blueroses's avatar

Art the Dart let a fart. Scoot the Newt was blamed for the toot.

erichw1504's avatar

Sid the squid did what he did but couldn’t get rid of the lid that hid.

_zen_'s avatar

Gail the Whale

Astute Newt

Peetah the Cheetah

erichw1504's avatar

Fat the cat sat on a rat while giving himself a pat on the back.

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