(NSFW) What bedroom surprises would you give to your significant other for Christmas?

Mmm..,“bedroom surprises”...?

I could maybe redecorate it while she was out.

Hide under the bed like a monster,grab his ankles as he walks by, take him down like a lion on a wildebeest and make him scream like a litle girl! Howzat? ;)

Just being home on a day off will be enough of surprise! ;)

I think that mine is going to get me a vibrator for Christmas. No idea what I’m going to get him though…

Bondage sheets.

It’s going to be a mutual gift.

Ditto @lucillelucillelucille: My guy would appreciate that more than any amount of romantic stuff.

Actually I’ve already bought it =) I might look into costumes for later, nothing crazy or weird. Typical ones like nurses or school girl outfits tend to put up a red flag that reads “I want sex” and those aren’t bad flags to have.

She can be my special Xmas Ho Ho Ho! For one night only you understand :¬)

You don’t want my tips.
Unless you want to be frustrated.

I’ll let her sleep out of her cage that night.

See? I AM a nice guy after all :-p

Some kind of costume…

Probably me in a big red bow!

As for me I want this . I saw it on Dr. Oz and I’m very curious!

We usually give “I’ll do anything you want.”

I mean, who wouldnt want a swing in their bedroom? :P