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Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me______ Part 14!

Asked by AmWiser (14927points) March 31st, 2011

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily

The response might be:
False! I hate coffee or,
True!

Then they might state:
The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Thanks to the Mods, we can continue this thread weekly. Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Hopefully all most Jellies will join in.

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621 Answers

AmWiser's avatar

The jelly below me is SO excited that one question has morphed into this glorious Part 14! Bet you can’t tell me who said that!:D

fujivelo's avatar

Oooohhhh meeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait? What? I don’t get this question…

Oh OK, I think I gots it

The jelly below me creates all of their responses in word to make sure that they’re spelled right

perspicacious's avatar

False

TJBM has answered this question at least ten times

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM thinks that they are very clever….

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM beat @JilltheTooth!!!

perspicacious's avatar

True, and I’m right.

TJBM is a Leo

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is gemini

perspicacious's avatar

True

TJBM is a fast typist

MilkyWay's avatar

tRUE
TJBM is slow at typing

MilkyWay's avatar

oops,,hehe

auntydeb's avatar

trueish,
TJBM has had to wait ages for me to type this

MilkyWay's avatar

True…
TJBM loves this game

creative1's avatar

true
TBJM is hogging everything

MilkyWay's avatar

hmm,False,not everything
TJBM can beat me : D

creative1's avatar

True
TJBM is the same as TJAM

MilkyWay's avatar

True….
TJBM is as beautiful as a rose….

perspicacious's avatar

True (and thanks)

TJBM is blue eyed

Lightlyseared's avatar

False

TJBM would like someone new to play

creative1's avatar

False
TJBM is blue eyed

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM lost

creative1's avatar

true
TJBM is the same as copied someone elses avatar

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is beautiful

fujivelo's avatar

false
TJBM stopped following this question because they have no idea whats going on
true

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM would like to say something stupid.

MilkyWay's avatar

true gaga
TJBM losr

creative1's avatar

True
TJBM is having fun with this

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is losr

creative1's avatar

false
TJBM is queenie

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is you

perspicacious's avatar

Nope

TJBM liked Yahoo Messenger

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is lady bird

perspicacious's avatar

True

TJBM is not

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes cheesy cheese.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM LOST

perspicacious's avatar

Still False
TJBM doesn’t get it

MilkyWay's avatar

tRUE…
TJBM is fast

creative1's avatar

true
TJBM want to do something friday night

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is taking too long

laineybug's avatar

true.
TJBM is freaking awesome..

MilkyWay's avatar

um,I f you say so
TJBM is pretty

creative1's avatar

true
TJBM is queenie

MilkyWay's avatar

true
TJBM is rosy

Jude's avatar

True (my cheeks are flushed)

TJBM is a big mushball.

creative1's avatar

false
TJBM is jude

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is super fast

creative1's avatar

true
TJBM is having a good day

MilkyWay's avatar

True,thanks to you
TJBM is feeling blue..

laineybug's avatar

False
TJBM is in high school.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is over 20

perspicacious's avatar

Nope

TJBM thinks this is a chat room.

MilkyWay's avatar

um,FALSE
TJBM has a green avatar…

erichw1504's avatar

False, yellow.

TJBM thinks TJAM doesn’t like the TJAT.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM knows what TJAM means i do : D

perspicacious's avatar

False and don’t care

TJBM is an idiot

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is extremely funny and has a yellow avatar..

laineybug's avatar

False.
TJBM is very insecure.

Jay484's avatar

True.
TJBM is very happy rigt now

MilkyWay's avatar

True,this game has made me VERY happy! : D
TJBM loves @AmWiser….

laineybug's avatar

True.
TJBM loves this game.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM has a cute avatar : )

laineybug's avatar

True well I like to think so
TJBM is a good person.

Bellatrix's avatar

Damn right I am (and I don’t care what those people who don’t agree with me think).
TJBM loves camping.

MilkyWay's avatar

True,even though I always get a sore back/bum
TJBM loves nature…

laineybug's avatar

Very true.
TJBM is in a relationship.

Jay484's avatar

True but its not going very good right now.
TJBM has a good paying job

perspicacious's avatar

True
TJBM frequents a casino

MilkyWay's avatar

False,I don’t believe in gambling
TJBM is rich…

laineybug's avatar

False.
TJBM likes to drink.

perspicacious's avatar

False, I don’t drink

TJBM is boring

Bellatrix's avatar

Thank you!
TJAM is a bit rude since they could see who was about to reply.
TJBM enjoys going to live sports matches and is very loud when they are there.

MilkyWay's avatar

lol,True
TJBM likes sunsets and thinks they are very relaxing…

perspicacious's avatar

True

TJBM rather have ice cream than dinner

Jay484's avatar

Ture.
TJBM hates when people say nigger (sorry i had to say it i hate it when people say it)

dubsrayboo's avatar

True
TJBM just finished work and is satisfied with the result.

MilkyWay's avatar

False,I’m not working yet
TJBM is a male…

Jay484's avatar

True.
TJBM is thinkning of someone they would like back as a friend

perspicacious's avatar

False

TJBM is lacking manners

laineybug's avatar

False.
TJBM is not feeling well.

MilkyWay's avatar

um,sorta true
TJBM likes @laineybug ‘s avatar

Jay484's avatar

True.
TJBM likes my avatar

MilkyWay's avatar

haha,True
TJBM likes the colour purple

Jay484's avatar

True its my schools colour!
TJBM Live in Canada

MilkyWay's avatar

False,though I do have cousins there…
TJBM is wondering how long these threads will actually be..

creative1's avatar

false
TJBM is wondering what tomorrow will be like

Jay484's avatar

True. hopefully its good not like the past few days
TJBM has been broken some bone in their body

creative1's avatar

false, never have in all my 42 years
TJBM love to eat their veggies

perspicacious's avatar

Correct

TJBM has a terminal disease

MilkyWay's avatar

False,thank goodness
TJBM likes running…

Jay484's avatar

False.
TJBM has childern

MilkyWay's avatar

False,too young for all that…
TJBM has lots of siblings…

creative1's avatar

True 3
TJBM want kids someday

Jay484's avatar

True.
TJBM has suffered from depression at one part in their life

MilkyWay's avatar

ugh,true.
TJBM loves they’re brothers/sisters to bits ; )

laineybug's avatar

True.
TJBM misses someone very much.

MilkyWay's avatar

True… : ( my gran and my pet kitty…
TJBM likes cats…

creative1's avatar

True
TJBM is tedbear

tedibear's avatar

True. And true to the one above that.

TJBM wonders if spring will ever arrive.

MilkyWay's avatar

False,I can already feel/see the difference here…no more electric blankets needed in the night.
TJBM loves spring…

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I hate it!

TJBM has had a miserable week.

creative1's avatar

So So True, hoping tomorrow hoping it all turns around tomorrow
TJBM wants a big chocolate bar

MilkyWay's avatar

SO TRUE! my dad gobbled all of them up,didn’t even give me a peice!
TJBM hates it when dad’s take your chocolate bars…

laineybug's avatar

True
TJBM hates it when dads take your chocolate bars and don’t tell you about it.

creative1's avatar

True but since my dad passed away I don’t have to worry about that happening again and now I actually wouldn’t mind it happening again
TJBM love godiva chocolate bars like the one I am eating now

laineybug's avatar

True.
TJBM thinks @creative1 is lucky for having a godiva chocolate bar to eat right now.

MilkyWay's avatar

True…
TJBM lost..

perspicacious's avatar

False
TJBM doesn’t understand this is not a thread; it’s a game

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is 17…

laineybug's avatar

False, I’m younger.
TJBM is older than 17.

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM likes milk…

laineybug's avatar

Mostly true.
TJBM likes it when the flowers bloom.

MilkyWay's avatar

True,I love it!
TJBM will tell us what her fav flower is…

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I don’t have one.

TJBM gets awkward pains all over their body.

laineybug's avatar

False.
TJBM likes to draw flowers.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False.

TJBM likes to wear green.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

I have no problem with green.
TJBM has fought a rabid badger.

laineybug's avatar

False.
TJBM has a cat.

MilkyWay's avatar

FALSE,had…
TJBM needs to go somewhere…by by : )

laineybug's avatar

False.
TJBM has something to do, but keeps putting it off.

shego's avatar

False

TJBM has a prank to play tomorrow.

creative1's avatar

False and hoping one isn’t played on me
TJBM is wondering if someone will prank them

laineybug's avatar

False.
TJBM has played a devilishly sinister prank on someone else.

shego's avatar

True for senior prank day in high school, my friends and I pranked the whole school by letting chickens loose numbered 1–20 and skipped the number 19. So they spend the whole day looking for a chicken that didn’t exist.

TJBM wants ice cream.

Seaofclouds's avatar

False, I just had some. :)

TJBM is looking forward to something special this weekend.

Jay484's avatar

Ture. having a party this weekend
TJBM has been to a party

blueiiznh's avatar

PARTY!!!!!!!!! um yes

TJBM heard that Jesus Surprised the ‘700 Club’ with a Walk-On Appearance

Tropical_Willie's avatar

@blueiiznh No, but I got ginger ale coming out my NOSE.

TJBM is over 6 foot tall.

Winters's avatar

nope
TJBM has woken up after a wild night of partying and drinking only to find themself handcuffed or otherwise restrained to a bed.

creative1's avatar

No I wish I woke handcuffed to the bed but I would want to be having sex too
TJBM wants to be having sex in the middle of the night

blueiiznh's avatar

ummm…middle, beginning, end, night, morning, afternoon, evening. pick any combination that works or all .

TJBM has great plans for the weekend and will tell us

KateTheGreat's avatar

False.

TJBM hasn’t had sex in a long time.

creative1's avatar

Oh so very true
TJBM is looking forward to something big this weekend

KateTheGreat's avatar

False :(

TJBM thinks drugs are bad. Very bad…

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

OMG, I leave for 1 hour and there are 112 new responses? Holy cow!

Most of them, yes.

The jelly below me is getting ready for bed.

Winters's avatar

Well, I’ll be in bed but not exactly sleeping

TJBM finds the technological singularity event that’s estimated to occur around 2050 a bit scary.

blueiiznh's avatar

ummm considering it is all hypothetical , then hypothetically, yes

TJBM is going to pull an all-nighter

creative1's avatar

Nope already took my alergy and migraine med and it should be kicking in, soon to be off in dream land. Big day tomorrow hopefully it will turn my week around
TJBM is planning a good April Fools Prank

Jude's avatar

True (immaculate conception)

TJBM has a secret.

Coloma's avatar

False. I am as transparent as saran wrap.

TJBM has spent soooooo much money this week projection, OMG..the receipts are so thick I can’t snap my wallet shut. lol

Mariah's avatar

Tee hee! But nope, not I.

TJBM has used their creativity today!

skfinkel's avatar

True, trying most of the day!
TJBM is going to take a long walk first thing tomorrow morning.

Mariah's avatar

False, weather reports say I’ll be waking up to snow, and I’m a fair weather walker. :(
TJBM is in a good mood!

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. Bad mood, actually.

TJBM has not been on Fluther long.

Coloma's avatar

One year as of the 10th of March.

TJBM thinks clowns are creepy

Bellatrix's avatar

True. They are very creepy and I have met some very odd people who are clowns in real life.

TJBM likes to play on the kids playground equipment when nobody is watching.

Mariah's avatar

True, but sadly I’ve been finding it a bit more difficult in recent years…

TJBM can think of a funny alternative meaning for the acronym “TJBM.”

XOIIO's avatar

Maybe?

Total Jitterbug Bellydance Marathon

TJBM is a closet superhero.

Coloma's avatar

True. lol
I alerted a motorist today when their trunk flew open and a giant box was about to fall out. If only I had a cape and mask. I have had a few heroic moments in my life. ;-)

TJBM has had a Bat in their house
—projection, the 1st Bat of the year just came zooming through my front door, managed to swoop it out with a broom. Whew!——

SpatzieLover's avatar

True just not this house…but at our lake house..YES!

TJBM forgot all about April Fool’s Day.

:/ I forgot to make plans…

XOIIO's avatar

True.

TJBM does have an april fools plan that they would like to share :)

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. What is April Fools?

TJBM hates eggs.

SpatzieLover's avatar

False.

April Fools is the first day of April…you play silly pranks on people

TJBM like something other than peanut butter & jelly on his/her PBJ sandwiches.

Coloma's avatar

This is like one of those word math questions. lol

I love spun honey on my PB & toast. :-)

TJBM is having a party for one after a long day

dubsrayboo's avatar

(Yummy, pb and honey toast)
False, I’m sitting on my pitty potty with a timer set for 10mins that will tell me to get off and get on with it.
TJBM wrote their sweetheart a love note today.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I don’t have a sweetheart :(

TJBM doesn’t have a sweetheart either.

SpatzieLover's avatar

False.
TJBM has zero kids.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. But I want one someday.

TJBM doesn’t like kids.

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. I adore my son
TJBM has a favorite game they like to play.

Hibernate's avatar

Indeed ^^

The next jelly wishes to drink more on daily basis.

snowberry's avatar

Water? Yes.

TJBM is wishing they could get back to sleep. I do.

reijinni's avatar

I would If I didn’t have to go to work early.
TJBM hates working/going to class early.

erichw1504's avatar

True. Not a morning person.

TJBM smells like pickled pancakes.

tedibear's avatar

False – something I’m sure my co-workers appreciate.

TJBM is wearing red socks.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM’s cheese has slid of their cracker.

blueiiznh's avatar

not yet at least…
TJBM is working from home today and got to sleep in

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has hairy arms.

snowberry's avatar

No.

TJBM is having brunch…having already missed breakfast.

mattbrowne's avatar

No.

TJBM thinks that the Japanese company Tepco acted with reckless disregard after the tsunami in 2004.

reijinni's avatar

True,
TJAM & TJBM thinks that the Republicans will be voted out in the next elections.

erichw1504's avatar

I dunno, not a political guy,
TJbM is glad that it is Saturday.

geeky_mama's avatar

False..it’s not Saturday here yet. But, I like Fridays, too.

TJBM is not scared of radiation in the food supply, but would be if living in the Tohoku region of Japan.

erichw1504's avatar

true

tjbm iz havin a wunderbar day!!!1.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, just got a message from @Augastlan telling me to type properly….
TJBM is scared…

auntydeb's avatar

false, not scared, only careful
TJBM could be doing something else, but just lurves Fluther

MilkyWay's avatar

True,,, in fact I need to go have lunch
TJBM is hungry…

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, but I promised my mom I would take her ginormous bedspreads to the laundromat, so I guess I’ll do that first… UGH.

The jelly below me has never been to a laundromat.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, went there once or twice with my dad a looong time ago…
TJBM loves the smell of surf powder…

erichw1504's avatar

False, can’t say I have ever smelt it.

TJBM is now typing properly, because of the high standard they hold for being a proud Fluther member.

OpryLeigh's avatar

I always try to type properly anyway.

TJBM is babysitting for someone elses children tonight. I am when all I really want to do after work is go home and sleep!

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM loves the smell of laundry detergents

erichw1504's avatar

True, most of them. Especially Gain. When are they coming out with their own cologne?

TJBM wears perfume or cologne.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, but not overpowering perfumes that burn your nose like some women I know.

The jelly below me knows there is a difference between being bitchy and just being disgustingly crass. Totally not a good day for me right now.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is having a bad day just like @WillWorkForChocolate.

MilkyWay's avatar

True…
TJBM will cheer us up by saying something silly…

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

FLIBBERTIGIBBET!

The jelly below me wants to steal @erichw1504‘s socks and smack him with his own sandals. :P

MilkyWay's avatar

True,that would be a dream come true : D
TJBM is furious for us saying so…

Coloma's avatar

Nah. I’m the queen of humor. :-)

TJBM has gone white water river rafting

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, several times! I almost died on one of the trips. It was quite the experience.

The jelly below me wants to eat some of @Coloma‘s happy brownies.

erichw1504's avatar

True!

TJBM wants to steal @WillWorkForChocolate‘s eyeball and stick it on a toothpick like an olive.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Oh my… Please don’t, it might hurt!

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. I’m not into gore
TJBM likes horror movies.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM wonders where everybody went. An hour ago many jellies were posting on many questions, now there’s barely a stir while a tumbleweed blows by.

Coloma's avatar

LOL….drifting along like a tumblin’ tumbleweed.

False. I’m barely awake, sun streaming into my face and waiting for the brain fog to totally disperse. 1 more cup o’ coffee should do it.

TJBM had a near record breaking warm day yesterday pushing 80 here, whew, break out the summer clothes.

erichw1504's avatar

FALSE. It was barely 50. Today just may break 60… we’ll see.

TJBM likes to splash in puddles.

creative1's avatar

Sometimes with my daughter
TJBM likes to make mud pies

erichw1504's avatar

alse.

JBM ikes o eave ou he irst etter.

auntydeb's avatar

fals, it th las on actuall
the jelly below me would love to share the tomato pasta my Hubby is making, but is simply too far away…

picante's avatar

True! I’m not sure how far away I am from your hubby, but I don’t see him in my kitchen at the moment.

TJBM loves to wear crazy, colorful shoes.

creative1's avatar

False
TJBM Wears really high heels

erichw1504's avatar

True, they accentuate my calves. ;)

TJBM has muscular pecs.

Coloma's avatar

Not anymore. My hard body has gone a bit soft the last few years. haha

TJBM feels like throwing a party!

creative1's avatar

Yes next month for 3 year olds does it sound like fun?
TJBM Eats Octopus (poor fellow under the sea friends)

auntydeb's avatar

@picante – Cornwall! It’s pretty far away from anywhere, except Devon!

False, I think Octopusses are intelligent and beautiful, I hate seeing them… murdered unceremoniously.
note: I am not vegetarian, but I object to the lack of honour or respect shown to so many of our fellow creatures, especially at the point of slaughter

TJBM has quite hairy toes

erichw1504's avatar

True. No, seriously, I do.

TJBM once punched a hole in a wall.

picante's avatar

False. Though I suspect I might have caused another to punch a hole in a wall.

TJBM wears suspenders.

erichw1504's avatar

False. Only Larry King does.

TJBM knows how to find the third side of a triangle given the length of the other two.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True.

The jelly below me has eaten chocolate at some point today. I just had two pieces of dark chocolate. mmmm

Seaofclouds's avatar

False, I haven’t had any yet today, but the day is still young (and I have chocolate bars in the kitchen). My husband keeps them on hand for my cravings. :)

TJBM is planning to eat some venison tonight. We are. :)

dubsrayboo's avatar

Oh I wish!
TJBM hasn’t had venison for a long time and because of @Seaofclouds they are craving it.

Jay484's avatar

Ture we have tones of it in our freezer down stairs
TJBM has had some sort of test today

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes rebus puzzles: JOBSINJOBS

reijinni's avatar

in between jobs.
TJBM would like to burn all of their sandals and not to buy anymore of them.

erichw1504's avatar

False, why would I do that?

TJBM would like to freeze all of their boots and buy many more of them.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I don’t own boots!

TJBM likes salsa and chips.

creative1's avatar

Oh yes
TJBM like loaded nachos

picante's avatar

True—load ‘em up baby!
TJMB has a hot date tonight.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I wish!

TJBM has had a stalker before.

erichw1504's avatar

True, and it was @queenie.

TJBM knows how to do the Slimy Tentacle Pop-lockin’ Hip-hoppin’ Dance.

creative1's avatar

Would love to learn this one
TJBM loves to get all slimy

erichw1504's avatar

True, but only in certain situations.

TJBM loves to get all grimy.

etignotasanimum's avatar

False false false! I’m not one of those girly girls who freaks out when she gets muddy, but it’s still rather unpleasant.
TJBM used to know how to tap dance.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes the black jelly beans.

geeky_mama's avatar

True.

TJBM knows how to find cake in the frizzer.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Nope can you “Splane” it to me?

TJBM does not know about the INFAMOUS cake in the frizzer.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. I have never figured any of this out.

TJBM likes Eric Whitacre

SpatzieLover's avatar

Pretty cool…I’d never seen that before so False.
TJBM is saying “TGIF”!

tedibear's avatar

True, true, a thousand times true!

TJBM has sore feet.

SpatzieLover's avatar

True. it never ends now :(
TJBM is planning some sort of outing for the weekend we hope to get in a nture hike tomorrow, if the weather allows

geeky_mama's avatar

True. The kids are begging to go to the History museum.

TJBM has decided that Friday evenings are their favorite time of the week.

Jay484's avatar

Ture.
TJBM has some one mad at them right now

shego's avatar

False, nobody is mad at me, but I am beyond pissed with somebody right now

TJBM likes butter-cream frosting on their cakes
I do

Coloma's avatar

True.
Wicked, wicked girl!

TJBM is wearing a new outfit today

dubsrayboo's avatar

False (bummer)
TJBM has a dog talking up the whole couch right now.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I don’t have a dog :(

TJBM will tell us their guilty pleasure.

Coloma's avatar

I would, but it would take too long.
TJBM is enjoying a nice afternoon in de-frag mode from their week

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Too right you are!

The jelly below me is or is planning to drink/get drunk tonight! I’m halfway there, but it’s all my sister-in-law’s fault!

shego's avatar

How’d you know? I’m getting together with some friends who are in town to celebrate my birthday a few days early.

TJBM has a favorite adult beverage.

creative1's avatar

Wine for me tonight
TJBM will be having a mixed drink tonight

Jay484's avatar

False. but i think he needs one bc hes stressed
TJBM Is stressed about something right now

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Nope, not at the moment.

The jelly below me wants to join me in wishing @shego a HAPPY BIRTHDAY (a few days early…)!!!!!!

creative1's avatar

@shego Happy Early Birthday to you, Happy Early Birthday to you, Happy Early Birthday dear Shego, Happy Early Birthday to you.
TJBM wants to toast Shego an Happy Early Birthday

MilkyWay's avatar

True,but with apple juice..
TJBM believes @erichw1504 when he says I was stalking him…

shego's avatar

Lol thanks :)

creative1's avatar

False my original blue faced pal would never do a thing like that
TJBM is having a great night

MilkyWay's avatar

@creative1 aaww,thank you : )
TJBM loves @creative1 for believing me…

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I like @creative1 for more than just that reason. =0)

The jelly below me is having “Chinese” food for dinner!

creative1's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate and @queenie Thank you, I like you both too
Sorry though I had fish and chips for dinner and boy was it good
TJBM wants a scorpian bowl tonight

MilkyWay's avatar

Um,False…I don’t like the sound of that…
TJBM knows someone who eats snake…

Coloma's avatar

False. But I tripped around Snake Alley in Taiwan last year. A night market where they drink Cobra semen and eat all manner of bizarre things like fried duck heads, turtles, squid on a stick. It was an experience.

TJBM can whistle with 2 fingers

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I have tried but failed countless times.
TJBM is wondering why Fluther seems so quiet…

reijinni's avatar

not really.
TJBM is remodeling their house this weekend.

Jay484's avatar

false.
TJBM used to use the chat room and is now wondering why its so dead

creative1's avatar

False but I am wondering why it is so dead in there
TJBM thinks we should pump some life into the chat rooms

MilkyWay's avatar

True,
TJBM will tell us how to do this…

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Everyone should start popping into Chat more often!!!

The jelly below me is attractive.

Jay484's avatar

False. even though people have told me i am im not really
TJBM has been to the movies in the past week

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I don’t go to movies. I have nobody to go with.

TJBM was bullied in school.

MilkyWay's avatar

True : (
TJBM was a bully in school…
@Jay484 You look pretty great to me : )

Jay484's avatar

@queenie not when you have been told for years that your not.
Ture.
TJBM has been fired from there job

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Dude, there are actually people in chat now…like, totally neat!

snowberry's avatar

I was fired once. Didn’t matter.

TJBM is making paper cranes for Japan. I am! http://studentsrebuild.org/japan/

I noticed the effort is also on Facebook.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. What are they going to do with paper cranes?

TJBM straightens their hair everyday.

creative1's avatar

Oh yes I was it and dry it every single day
TJBM Likes short hair

MilkyWay's avatar

True, though mine is long…lower than my waist!
TJBM curls their hair…

shego's avatar

False, I have to get my hair straightened. I don’t like my curls. My hair gets tangled really bad when it’s not straight.

TJBM knows a celebrity.

MilkyWay's avatar

hmm,not personally no…
TJBM has twitter…

geeky_mama's avatar

True. But I have tweeted though I’ve had the account for..2 years?
Use it mainly to get news from my friends in Japan. Oh…and to follow Charlie Sheen’s latest rants.

TJBM has tiger’s blood and is WINNING!

creative1's avatar

don’t know what tiger blood is so nope
TJBM used to play space invaders

Coloma's avatar

False. I’m a pre-video game era person.

TJBM doesn’t use a top sheet on their bed and prefers to sleep naked with an ultra soft blanket instead projection

KateTheGreat's avatar

Very true. Sleeping nakie is fun!

TJBM is itchy!

perspicacious's avatar

False

TJBM loves Queen

MilkyWay's avatar

Queen the band? Yes! True true true : D
TJBM got 5 hours sleep like me….

creative1's avatar

True, my daughter woke up really early but I put her back to sleep leaving me awake
TJBM Loves homemade ice cream

MilkyWay's avatar

hmm,False as I have never tried it…
TBM will head to the chatrooms like me

auntydeb's avatar

True, although I think the time of day may be against me here in Blighty,
TJBM feels that science really doesn’t have all the answers and needs a change of approach!

MilkyWay's avatar

Not really,so false…
TJBM needs some sleep like me

creative1's avatar

Oh yes but since the day just began I will be up for the day
TJBM Thinks it will be a beautiful day

snowberry's avatar

It IS a lovely day.

For those who want to know, in Japan, when someone is sick, friends will make them 1000 paper cranes. It’s a way to show their support. I think the custom is not as widespread as it used to be, but when my daughter got violently ill over there, someone made her 1000. She was amazed. Google it.

TJBM is mulling over the things to do today. Chores, home work, or fun? Some of each?

Coloma's avatar

True.
I am contemplating the big launch of stuff to do on Monday.

TJBM has seen the new Disney movie ‘Tangled.’ Love the horse, his character and expressions are just perfect. :-)

MilkyWay's avatar

False, though I would like to : )
TJBM is a very light sleeper like me

Jay484's avatar

False.
TJBM is heading to the chat room right now like @queenie

MilkyWay's avatar

Haha,True
TJBM will continue this game after me…

Jay484's avatar

True.
TJBM is having a party today

MilkyWay's avatar

False… lucky you!
TJBM wonders why spring feels soo lovely…

creative1's avatar

False I just love to enjoy the wonderful weather
TJBM thinks spring is one of the best seasons

Jay484's avatar

True.
TJBM loves country music like me :D

OpryLeigh's avatar

I enjoy some country music, I don’t love all of it though.

TJBM emjoys folk music.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, I love country, folk, rock and indie…
TJBM dislikes pop music…

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, some of it is okay.

The jelly below me can’t stand rap “music”. If it can be called music…

MilkyWay's avatar

hmm,False…I can stand some of it…
TJBM likes to sing…

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, love it!

The jelly below me wishes there was something more we could do help john65pennington through this difficult time.

creative1's avatar

True
TJBM loves to look at dirty magazines

reijinni's avatar

true.
TJBM is a big fan of ‘Happy Tree Friends’.

Coloma's avatar

False. Never heard of ‘Happy Tree Friends—

TJBM drives a silver car projection

creative1's avatar

My car is a Titanium Green Escape Hybrid
TJBM loves fast cars

Coloma's avatar

@creative1

haha, I ALMOST wrote ‘drives a Hybrid

True. My car is very fast, it almost drives itself, cruising at 80 feels like 60, I’m amazed I have never had a ticket, gotta be aware as it’s a real racehorse. lol

TJBM LOVES sauteed mushrooms

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I hate mushrooms!

TJBM woke up with a sore throat.

creative1's avatar

False
TJBM has a migraine

Coloma's avatar

False. I am coloring my hair and sitting at my laptop with a bag on my head. 14 minutes to go. lol

TJBM likes breakfast smoothies

blueiiznh's avatar

morning, noon and night. Yes, Yes, Yes

TJBM loves greek olives

shego's avatar

True, I love olives in general.

TJBM is experiencing a hangover today.
I am unfortunately

creative1's avatar

False @shego Happy Birthday when is the actual day since we were celebrating early last night
TJBM Is a bit horny today

shego's avatar

The 8 and I’m going to go out again and party.

MilkyWay's avatar

@shego Uhmm, I’ll continue, shall I?
True…
TJBM will tell us a joke…

creative1's avatar

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.
The little girl says, “Mummy, what are they doing?” The mother hesitates then quickly replies, “Ummm they are making cakes.”
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, “Making cakes.”
The next day the girl says to her mother, “Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night, eh?” Shocked, the mother asks, “How do you know?”
She says, “Because I licked the icing off the sofa.”
TJBM Likes make cakes (lol)

MilkyWay's avatar

Lol True
TJBM will go to the chatrooms…

Coloma's avatar

Meh…rarely. Maybe, sometime or another.

TJBM is feeling very relaxed right now

shego's avatar

True, I just had a Long Island Iced Tea.

TJBM needs to paint their nails.

MilkyWay's avatar

Hmm, True
TJBM is going to bed soon like me

creative1's avatar

Depends on when my migraine med kicks in I guess
TJBM did a good deed recently

MilkyWay's avatar

False, it’s been a long time unfortunately…
TJBM thinks I should change my avatar tomorrow.

Coloma's avatar

Why not? Mix it up. Think I’ll do the same

TJBM loves Ginger Snap cookies

creative1's avatar

Oh yes with a nice hot cup of coffee to dip them into…yummy
TJBM loves mint chocolate chip cookies

snowberry's avatar

Yes. I like almost all cookies, except coconut.

TJBM has to sleep sitting up tonight.

I do cuz I hab a code/

Coloma's avatar

—@snowberry
Feel better soon

False. I’m a belly sleeper with one leg drawn up.

TJBM has a marine aquarium

blueiiznh's avatar

yes, this jelly lives in a huge one!

TJBM has something that is really bugging them today

creative1's avatar

nope perfectly happy
TJBM has had a wonderful day

Coloma's avatar

True.
Bliss out around the house enjoying the beautiful spring landscape on my little mountain and watching the Tom Turkeys all puffed up chasing the girls around my pasture. lol

TJBM has done some home brewing

blueiiznh's avatar

i brew coffee almost everday ;)

TJBM has made home brewed beer

Coloma's avatar

—@blueiiznh—

That’s what I meant
‘Hop’ to it!

blueiiznh's avatar

@Coloma I was just being a smart ass

creative1's avatar

Ok getting back on track Nope never made homemade beer but tried drinking it before
TJBM has tried making homemade wine before

Coloma's avatar

False.
I live in wine country, surrounded by wineries and vineyards, I have plenty of access to wine and all the table grapes I can ever consume.

TJBM has cold feet

creative1's avatar

oh that is so true, I wear socks to bed even in the summer to keep them warm
TJBM likes a nice foot massage

blueiiznh's avatar

yes, giving and receiving

TJBM thinks it feels like Monday already

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I feel it’s getting too close though!

TJBM listens to Paramore.

OpryLeigh's avatar

False, I’ve heard of them but never taken the time to listen to them.

TJBMis working even though it’s Sunday so much for day of rest!

reijinni's avatar

only for 3 hours.
TJBM listens to Cage the Elephant.

creative1's avatar

Never heard of Cage the Elephant, are the any good?
TJBM Listens to all 80’s hard head banging rock

MilkyWay's avatar

Hmm, false only a bit of it.
TJBM wonders why Fluther seems so empty/slow…

creative1's avatar

false its probably because its such a wonderful day out an all is out having fun and the only reason I am here right now is my kids are taking naps
TJBM has a big week planned

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM had a nightmare recently…

creative1's avatar

False
TJBM is wondering if everyone likes her new avatar

etignotasanimum's avatar

False, I’ve had the same avatar since I first joined.
TJBM owns a tandem bicycle.

creative1's avatar

False its only a bike built for one lol
TJBM likes to go bike riding

MilkyWay's avatar

Love to, True.
TJBM remembers what kind of bike they had when they were younger.

Coloma's avatar

True!
I first had a Schwinn girls cruiser that was purple with a white basket and dorky phoney flowers, then, I had a neon lime green Schwinn 10 speed.

TJBM feels relieved that they have come to terms with a problem this week

creative1's avatar

Nope my issue is still on going and the matter was continued till the 13th
TJBM looking for something

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. The meaning of life.

TJBM likes vegan burgers.

laineybug's avatar

False, never tried one.
TJBM likes @queenie‘s new avatar.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True.

TJBM has put mayonnaise in their hair before.

shego's avatar

True, but did it work? No

TJBM knows how to use a sewing machine.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True.

TJBM has a relative on Fluther. My mom just joined today!

laineybug's avatar

True, my mom introduced me to the site.
TJBM knows someone on Fluther in real life but isn’t related to them.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False.

TJBM doesn“t listen to the radio.

laineybug's avatar

False.
TJBM doesn’t even own a radio, car radios don’t count.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I own one, but I don’t use it.

TJBM always has their toenails painted.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM despises make up…

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. But I still wear it.

TJBM is looking forward to this week!

Coloma's avatar

False. I don’t wear eye makeup much but I HAVE to have my foundation, powder and lipstick.

TJBM is contemplating take out for dinner

shego's avatar

False, I’m making lobster bisque for dinner

TJBM has been home schooled.

laineybug's avatar

False.
TJBM is in high school.

creative1's avatar

False been out well over 20 years now
TJBM is in college

laineybug's avatar

Very false, I’m in middle school.
TJBM didn’t think I was that young.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False.

TJBM loves pancakes!

laineybug's avatar

True, pancakes are delicious.
TJBM has been on Fluther for at least six months.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False!

TJBM has something pierced.

shego's avatar

True, my ears, and my tongue

TJBM has experienced a 45 degree temperature change in less than 24 hours.
it was so beautiful and hot yesterday, and now it’s cold, snowy, and in the 30’s

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. In my mom’s hometown, the temperature can lower 50 degrees within a few hours.

TJBM is sleepy.

creative1's avatar

True but I will be up late anyways
TJBM Has a big test tomorrow

SvetlanatheGreat's avatar

False.

TJBM has a relative on here. I do!! I love you @KatetheGreat!!!!!!

Coloma's avatar

False. None of my real world friends or family come here.

TJBM brushes their teeth in the shower projection

creative1's avatar

Sorry no, I brush either before or after my shower but never in
TJBM would like a glass of wine

SvetlanatheGreat's avatar

False. I’d rather have vodka.

TJBM was not born in the United States of America.

shego's avatar

True, I was born on a military base in Japan

TJBM is going to play in the snow

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I have no snow!

TJBM is an omnivore.

MilkyWay's avatar

true!
TJBM is feelin depressed and is gonna go to bed…like me

KateTheGreat's avatar

Kinda. I might go to bed soon.

TJBM hates their hair.

SvetlanatheGreat's avatar

Hmmm…some days I do, some days I don’t.

TJBM has won something recently.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

A county wide award for volunteering in the community.

TJBM has gone to the library in the last week.

SvetlanatheGreat's avatar

False. I don’t like to read much.

TJBM counts calories.

snowberry's avatar

No. I do pay attention to what I eat though.

By the way, welcome @SvetlanatheGreat. Good job following @KatetheGreat to Fluther!

TJBM has a bird now or has had one in the past.

shego's avatar

False

TJBM is upset with somebody from their so’s work.

creative1's avatar

False
TJBM isn’t working today

Jay484's avatar

True i don’t work any more my contract ended
TJBM thinks this will be a good day

picante's avatar

True. I’ll do my part to make it so.
TJBM is remodeling his/her home.

AmWiser's avatar

False. No new projects on the horizon at the moment.

TJBM has at least 1 piece of vintage furniture

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is the cream of the crop.

blueiiznh's avatar

Of course. Just don’t know what the crop is…...

TJBM need a coffee really bad

erichw1504's avatar

False, Mountain Dew.

TJBM would like to present a toast to all the jellies today.

blueiiznh's avatar

mmmmm jellied toast….....Nazdrovia!

TJBM is looking towards Friday already

creative1's avatar

Nope I want to enjoy each day as it comes.
TJBM wishes they could cuddle and do some fun things in bed on a rainy day like today (at least its raining here) ;)

etignotasanimum's avatar

Very true. It’s so disappointing that it’s rainy when we had 60 degree weather here on Friday. Wish it would just stay springy already!
TJBM is following the upcoming royal wedding closely (I’m not, that’s for sure)

erichw1504's avatar

False, couldn’t be more false.

TJBM will watch the NCAA men’s basketball championship game tonight.

Coloma's avatar

False. TV free zone over here.

TJBM woke up with allergies Oooh spring!

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM once ate a pickle and cheese sandwich.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Trueish- it also had pepperoni on it.

The jelly below me sometimes eats dinner for breakfast. (Today’s breakfast is leftover Chinese food.)

KateTheGreat's avatar

True.

TJBM has noticed that @Coloma has almost hit 20k!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Very true!! I’ve been anticipating the moment she crosses the line!

The jelly below me has notcied @erichw1504 is sneaking up on 20k also.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False! I didn’t see that one!

TJBM has been secretly trying to help them achieve their goals!

OpryLeigh's avatar

I think I may have maxed out on @Coloma so can’t help her :(

TJBM watches Glee.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I hate it with everything in me. They ruin everything!

TJBM didn’t know you could max out on giving someone “great answers”.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

You can only give 100 lurve per user. Once you’ve given them 100 lurve for GA’s, it still shows up as a GA, but gives no more lurve.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has a call on their shoe phone.

creative1's avatar

Oh yes and I missed the call because I was in the bathroom (lol)
TJBM Loves GET Smart the TV Show not the movie

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I don’t watch TV.

TJBM likes monkeys.

erichw1504's avatar

True. I have one as a pet. No. I don’t. I lied.

TJBM has a song stuck in their head from a commercial.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I don’t see commercials that often.

TJBM has wrecked their car before.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has hit another car with their car.

Jay484's avatar

False i cant drive yet. but i can go get my licens
TJBM Has Ever hunted befor and killed something?

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM, while waiting for @snowberry to respond, wrote their response.

snowberry's avatar

I have tracked down and killed….Dust bunnies!

And so I finally have. Sometimes life happens when you’re Fluthering.

TJBM is planning on getting their hair styled/cut soon.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I cut it last night and now I look very stupid.

TJBM hasn’t taken a shower today.

creative1's avatar

True I am cleaning the house and will shower after
TJBM is doing school work

KateTheGreat's avatar

False.

TJBM likes Hot Pockets.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Trueish- I’ll eat them if there’s nothing else in the freezer.

The jelly below me is having a good Monday so far.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False.

TJBM is an atheist.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM has at least one magazine subscription and would like to tell us what it is/they are for.

Jay484's avatar

Ture. its called White dwarf and its for the hobby i do in my spare time
TJBM likes fresh raspberry Jam

creative1's avatar

False I hate those little seed in my teeth
TJBM Loves to tell stories

erichw1504's avatar

True. In a moment of stupidity, I once agreed to design and build a website in exchange for yoga lessons. Contrary to what they would have you believe, you cannot actually embrace the sun as this would result in severe burns and your arms would need to be over one hundred and fifty million miles long. My favourite yoga move is the wriggly snake.

TJBM once stuck a slice of an orange with the inside eaten out into their mouth but over their teeth. It looked funny.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM is watching for tornadoes.

creative1's avatar

False
TJBM is going to jump and play in puddles today

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM thinks TJBM stands for The Jolly Bunny Man.

etignotasanimum's avatar

False. It actually stands for Tight Jamz Beat Master. Bet you didn’t know that, did you?~
TJBM watches Jeopardy religiously.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, I watched it as a teenager, until Alex Trebek started getting on my nerves.

The jelly below me is willing to try a peanut butter and cheeto sandwich. Sounds gross, but oh so yummy.

creative1's avatar

Yeah I will try anything once, now if only I had some chetto’s
TJBM has Chetto’s

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True- I’ve always got cheetos!

The jelly below me likes the Jalapeno Cheetos. mmmmm

shego's avatar

False, I don’t like any type of cheetos.

TJBM has wild and crazy hair right now.
I do, and I can’t get a brush through it

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Just had a hair cut on a head that looks like @seazen_’s avatar.

TJBM know the urban legend that Cheeto’s spread on the ground around plants will kill the plants

geeky_mama's avatar

False. Never heard such nonsense. Besides, plants wither at the sight of me, no need to waste perfectly good Cheetos to kill ‘em.

TJBM is wondering what the best data card in the US is.. (hope I haven’t gone wrong ordering the Verizon MiFi today…)

Jay484's avatar

False. i don’t even know what that is
TJBM what to hit up the chat room with me :D

MilkyWay's avatar

Lol, True
TJBM will continue the game after me… I know, I’ve said that before…

creative1's avatar

True
TJBM Is having fun tonight

MilkyWay's avatar

I was, then it sort of stopped…
TJBM will join me @KatetheGreat and @mathnerd in the chat room.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I’m already there!!!

TJBM owns a gun or 12.

MilkyWay's avatar

Lol, False. That would be @fiddle ‘s occupation : )
TJBM is happy.

blueiiznh's avatar

Happy Happy Joy Joy

TJBM loves the sound of trains

MilkyWay's avatar

Steam trains? True ; )
TJBM is very tired and is going to bed.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I need a shower. I’m grimy ‘n shit.

TJBM hates getting their hair cut.

creative1's avatar

False, chop chop every spring
TJBM Loves to have long nails

MilkyWay's avatar

Ew, False. Hate long nails.
TJBM just woke up… night night from me jellies.Sweet dreams.

Strauss's avatar

False, I’ve been awake up for 14 hours.

TJBM likes pie

blueiiznh's avatar

mmmmmmm pie!!!!! blueberry with sugar top please.

TJBM likes ice cream with their pie

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. Veryyy true.

TJBM didn’t do anything today. I stayed in, again. And one of my professors had to call and wake me up. Hahahaha.

blueiiznh's avatar

I wish…...

TJBM prefers muffins to pies

snowberry's avatar

I’m not a fan of muffins as a rule.

TJBM is expecting a big thunderstorm coming their way.

Coloma's avatar

False. A few showers later in the week, so ‘they’ say.

TJBM has made home made beef jerky

snowberry's avatar

Yes, once.

TJBM has had many “brushes with death”.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True, actually. I started at the age of 2!

TJBM knows how to get the cake in the frizzer.

blueiiznh's avatar

no, but it sounds sexy

TJBM wants cake now as opposed to pie or muffins

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. Wanna bring me some @blueiiznh?

TJBM likes rolling down hills.

SvetlanatheGreat's avatar

False. That’s for crazy girls like you!

TJBM isn’t married.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True.

TJBM hates the artificial apple flavor.

blueiiznh's avatar

true…i dislike anything artificial

TJBM is related to TJAM

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. TJAY is me.

TJBM can guess what TJAY means.

shego's avatar

True, the jelly above you

TJBM learned something interesting today.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. Nothing at all.

TJBM made a new friend today.

blueiiznh's avatar

yes. love making new friends.

TJBM head is spinning

KateTheGreat's avatar

False.

TJBM likes grapefruit juice!

creative1's avatar

False
TJBM is in need of a coffee

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I think I will make pot of 100% Hawaiian coffee.

TJBM has a school friend that was recently in the news ( local is OK )

snowberry's avatar

If so, I haven’t heard of it. But it could be and I haven’t heard.

TJBM is an empty nester.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is feeling the air conditioning wherever they are right now.

Strauss's avatar

False. No A/C in my house!

TJBM has recently reconnected with an old friend..

erichw1504's avatar

True! Found someone from high school on Facebook.

TJBM has recently parted ways with a good friend.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I haven’t done anything with my friends recently…
TJBM had their stitches removed…

geeky_mama's avatar

True, though most of them were the dissolving type. I’m all patched up and feeling good!

TJBM is listening to good music (Etienne Daho here) and ready to take on the day.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, though I’m planning to put some on…
TJBM is in pain…

Tropical_Willie's avatar

False, should be with a broken pinkie finger I got a couple of weeks ago.

TJBM has a relative that is a “Rocket Scientist”. I do, a nephew at NASA.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, we have a neuro surgeon in the family…
TJBM is afraid of heights…

geeky_mama's avatar

False, no fear of heights. (queenie—hope you have some meds to help with the pain!)

TJBM is thrilled to see blue sky today.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM once egged a house.

Coloma's avatar

True. And TP’d it too, and, filled the mailbox with shavng creme. lol

TJBM has taken a cruise

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Sunset “Booze cruise ” if that counts.

TJBM can make a “mean” stew.

MilkyWay's avatar

Um, I can make a meat stew, but not sure about a “mean” stew…
TJBM knows what a “mean” stew is is…

Tropical_Willie's avatar

That’s all fresh veggies and maybe a half bottle of Red wine.
Silly Yank My bad.
TJBM has seen the midnight Sun this year.

MilkyWay's avatar

False…
TJBM hates the car make “Kia” ferociously.

erichw1504's avatar

False. They have some decent cars.

TJBM wonders why someone would hate Kia.

erichw1504's avatar

F-yeah, true!

TJBM likes Weiner Mobiles.

MilkyWay's avatar

Lol, I do but only when I’m hungry.
TJBM likes http://www.boplas.co.uk/uploads/media/astmart_db9_road.jpg—Aston Martins

creative1's avatar

Oh those are awesome!!!
TJBM likes the BMW Covered Scooter http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW_C1 (saw them in France and thought they were the cutest things)

MilkyWay's avatar

Lol, they are cute but I wouldn’t want to own one…
TJBM likes the Ascari A10—http://thecarsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/ascari-a10.jpg

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM likes the Jaguar C-X75.

Coloma's avatar

True. But I like the classic Jags best! 50’s-60’s models.

TJBM likes frogs

erichw1504's avatar

True and did you know frogs have a varied diet, which includes nuts and corn, their favorite meal is the cheese quesadilla from Applebee’s for $6.69.

TJBM likes to bend the truth.

Coloma's avatar

@erichw1504

LOL Well, I better go to Applebees today and get some quesadilla’s to float in my hot tub tonight.

False. It’s rare for me to ever tell a lie of any sort.

TJBM has a bicycle

erichw1504's avatar

True, without training wheels!

TJBM recently graduated from school.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM will tell us what they’re fave animal is… except frogs

erichw1504's avatar

True, penguins

TJBM once named all ten of their toes.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False.

The jelly below me thinks @erichw1504 may be slightly off his rocker…

snowberry's avatar

His rocker has ROCKETS! Which is why he’s a bit strange.

TJBM is eating an orange.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

off his WALKER

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No oranges in the house, would be nice.

TJBM can see more the five different homes from their front door.

reijinni's avatar

false, trees and hills block most of those views.
several jellies below me would like to assault pastor Jones.

erichw1504's avatar

Uhh… false? Don’t know who you’re talking about.

TJBM has facial hair.

Jay484's avatar

True. i gota shave soon as my parents tell me.
TJBM has had a awsome day

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM likes to wear funny hats.

picante's avatar

False. I don’t like to and thankfully no one makes me do it ;-)
TJBM is concerned that space debris will collide with the Space Station.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM is concerned about the debris that did collide with this car.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Keep your eyes on the road and your hands on the wheel shut off your cell camera

TJBM has had something large hit their windshield.

erichw1504's avatar

False. Although, one time when I was younger in my mom’s car, a decent sized rock hit the windshield and made a small, permanent bubble.

TJBM does the 9 – 5.

Coloma's avatar

False.
I’m the free spirited type, I need diversity, freedom and flexibility to shine my brightest and that doesn’t happen in the mainstream 9–5 zone for me.

TJBM has started a fire before, accidently.

shego's avatar

False

TJBM wants a homemade pepperoni calzone for dinner.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I’m a vegetarian.

TJBM wants a burrito.

picante's avatar

Always. Or just about any other Mexican nosh.
TJBM actually ate a mud pie.

shego's avatar

False
@picante I’m curious, have you?

TJBM has tried dog food before.

Coloma's avatar

True. And cat food, labratory blocks for rodents, chicken scratch, COB ( corn, oats, barley, for horses ) apple treats for horses and, last but not least, millet bird seed. lol

TJBM is baking something today

MilkyWay's avatar

False, though I did have my mum’s cake…
TJBM loves it when two people get back together again after a fight…Heartwarming stuff

Jay484's avatar

Ture
TJBM know who this person is ;) (oh @queenie in chat right now)

MilkyWay's avatar

Lol, True
TJBM is curious now…

picante's avatar

True. I’m always curious.
@shego, kind of . . . in my mud-pie making youth, there was one that was particularly appealing and I took a little bite. I found it to be full-bodied with a hint of oak. ;-) One bite did it for me.
TJBM is eating cheese and crackers for breakfast.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM was once bit by an animal. I have been twice.

creative1's avatar

Yes my rabbit when I was a kid did bite my thumb once, he used to like chewing gum and must have thought it was a piece.
TJBM likes rabbits

picante's avatar

True. Even the wascally ones.
TJBM likes to make up words for things.

erichw1504's avatar

True-diddily-do!

TJBM thinks Elvis is still alive.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I saw him getting two Butterfingers candy bars at the 7–11 a week ago.

TJBM has never been in a 7–11.

creative1's avatar

False my best friend growing up owns one and I have helped her out before when she’s needed me.
TJBM love the taquitoes they have at 7–11

Coloma's avatar

False. But, I confess to the occasional Jack in the Box Taco filled with Alpo. lol

TJBM needs to do some serious spring yardwork

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM likes my new avatar…

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes to pet kitty cats.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is sad b’cos @erichw1504 was mean to them…

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is dishonest

poofandmook's avatar

False.

TJBM pampered herself with a mani/pedi this week!

MilkyWay's avatar

False…Though I would like to.
TJBM goes to a salon weekly…

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM needs to cut their nails.

MilkyWay's avatar

Sort of true…
TJBM likes TJAM

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM drooled in their sleep last night. :/

Tropical_Willie's avatar

How’s the receptions on your shoe phone?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Nope

TJBM also wants to know how the reception is on @erichw1504 ‘s shoe phone.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is depressed…

erichw1504's avatar

@Tropical_Willie Well, I have AT&T so how do you think it is?!

False.

TJBM words up mixes their.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Can you hear me NOW?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Sometime letter the too.

TJBM needs to look at the keyboard to type an answer.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, but I’m a pretty fast typer
TJBM is happy

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM once ran for 126 mm (millimeters).

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM can run cross country…

blueiiznh's avatar

My knees scream and make it tough.

TJBM can ride a bike till their butt falls off however

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is helpful

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM thinks this is shhhweeeeet!!!

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM can ride a motorbike even though they are underage

erichw1504's avatar

True. I could, but I never have.

TJBM would like to create a funny caption for the photo of Obama in this article.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

True, “Just this one time don’t ask for a copy of my birth certificate.”

TJBM s not @erichw1504

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM once traveled to an alternate dimension.

Coloma's avatar

True. Many times, it’s all in the mind. lol

TJBM is excited about something today. projection:, I’m excited for my gardener buddy to come do my yard and barn cleaning today! I have a Happy Brownie on standby for my right hand man. lol

erichw1504's avatar

@Coloma Oh, your gardener “buddy”, eh? ;)

True, I may be getting a new car!

TJBM loves the “new car” smell.

shego's avatar

So true

TJBM keeps all the special cards that their SO gives them.
I do

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM have a birthday coming up.

reijinni's avatar

not any time soon.
TJBM thinks vegan == quitter.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM has crashed a party before.

geeky_mama's avatar

True.

TJBM has (or had) a fake ID.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM once tried to purchase alcohol while underage.

geeky_mama's avatar

False. Never had to try, it was always purchased for me.

TJBM is planning an Easter Feast.

shego's avatar

False. I don’t feel like cooking for any holiday this year.

TJBM knows a way other than exercise to stay emotionally happy.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM thinks cats are funny.

Coloma's avatar

True. Hilarious little friends!
@erichw1504——Yep, my gardener buddy cuts a mean bush. lol

TJBM wishes they had a gardener

creative1's avatar

True, I wish I had a gardner to take care of my bush
TJBM does their own gardening ;)

Coloma's avatar

Some of it. See above. ^
@creative1

Oh, we could run with this one forever, haha
Yep, all I have to do is pick up the phone and say ” Scottttttt..I need a blow job!

TJBM has stuff in the trunk of their car they need to unload

creative1's avatar

True but your going to love this its soil to do my gardening on my balcony (can I borrow TJAM’s gardner ;)
TJBM has unloaded their trunk

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM, if male, hates going to trendy clothing websites (Hollister, American Eagle, Aeropostale, etc…) and seeing the half naked men all over the page. If TJBM is female, she goes to those websites just to see the naked, buff manly men.

shego's avatar

False, I don’t look at anything from any of those stores. So not my style.

TJBM is sick and tired of trying to figure out where spring is.

erichw1504's avatar

False, I found Spring yesterday. And it looks like Summer is making an early preview this weekend with 80 degree weather.

TJBM didn’t need a coat today.

creative1's avatar

True, it was a nice spring day
TJBM has watched Randy Pausch The Last Lecture http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji5_MqicxSo if will check it out because its so inspiring

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM enjoys sitcoms.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I don’t like to watch much TV.

TJBM knew that there was an entire website devoted to Kim Jong Il looking at things.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM sometimes takes their shoes off at work to air out their feet.

etignotasanimum's avatar

No, I find that to be a little embarrassing, and I don’t like my feet (I’d worry someone would see them).
TJBM likes to rock climb.

Coloma's avatar

Not on purpose.
I am pretty surefooted scampering around the boulders at the local river, but, climbing, as in, ‘straight up’ a mountain face. No

TJBM is waiting on someone or something right now projection, waiting,—waiting, wait…

creative1's avatar

True
TJBM is wondering when they willl begin a new one of these since this one is getting so big

Coloma's avatar

True. Time for an uprising!

Revolt, revolt!

We want door # 15 to open now! lol

KateTheGreat's avatar

Want me to do it?

MilkyWay's avatar

Lol… yeah.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

TJ (six) AM is still wondering.

TJBM is @erichw1504

SpatzieLover's avatar

True.

TJBM got their tax refund for 2011 long ago.

Jay484's avatar

False.
TJBM plays minecraft :D

perspicacious's avatar

False.
TJBM roller skates

blueiiznh's avatar

nope. is roller blading close?

TJBM is the blame for everything!

picante's avatar

Nah—I’m only responsible for half of everything.
TJBM has an implant of some type (even one from the aliens).

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Is that what is causing the ringing and buzzing in my ears.

TJBM has been more than 60 floors up in a building.

shego's avatar

True

TJBM has ran a marathon before

blueiiznh's avatar

only in my dreams and dreams mean nothing :D

TJBM has rode a Century on their bicycle before

perspicacious's avatar

Not in one trip

TJBM is a complete nerd

shego's avatar

False, only a science nerd.

TJBM likes to go fishing.

perspicacious's avatar

I like the boat but don’t like being quiet.

TJBM is heading to bed soon

blueiiznh's avatar

nope

TJBM is heading to lunch soon

picante's avatar

Yes—and someone else is picking up the tab!
TJBM works crossword puzzles in ink.

blueiiznh's avatar

true…only pen or blood

TJBM has a bandage on currently

snowberry's avatar

Nope.

TJBM has trouble with springtime allergies.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Some days yes.

TJBM has gone to a mall, in the last month, that was more than 50 miles from home.

picante's avatar

No, but I routinely visit a mall that is 25 miles from my home.
TJBM has been putting off a routine visit to the doctor.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Nope eye doctor’s appointment on Friday.

TJBM has 20 / 20 vision.

picante's avatar

I’m getting close! Had lens replacement in both eyes over the past month (cataracts), and I’m seeing like a teenager.
TJBM will watch the royal wedding.

perspicacious's avatar

Not a chance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TJBM watched the NFL draft yesterday

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Not a chance.

TJBM is fond of ice cold drinks. But not me!

blueiiznh's avatar

TRUE…

TJBM is a night owl

shego's avatar

True

TJBM likes having at home movie nights with friends

blueiiznh's avatar

true…..

TJBM gets together with friends at home over foor and drinks

snowberry's avatar

We just moved, and now that’s possible. But I’m not a fan of crowds. Hubby is, though.

TJBM is planning a big garden this summer. We’re thinking about it. Will it happen? Not sure.

blueiiznh's avatar

true…..planning it out

TJBM lives near water

picante's avatar

Yes. No. Maybe. I have a “wet weather” creek behind my property.
TJBM saw the temperature drop 50 degrees yesterday.

snowberry's avatar

I don’t think so.

TJBM is glad they don’t have poison ivy. (I do)

shego's avatar

True, I currently don’t live anywhere near any poison ivy.

TJBM has a pregnant dog.

blueiiznh's avatar

He best NOT be!

TJBM has a food craving now they wish to share

perspicacious's avatar

Yes, I just popped corn

TJBM has had a very embarrassing parking lot situation

blueiiznh's avatar

several.:)

TJBM will tell us their plans for the day

etignotasanimum's avatar

I have to do some laundry and put the finishing touches on two different essays that are due today. Then I might play some Assassin’s Creed and text my best friend about hanging out sometime soon. :)
TJBM is having a more exciting day than I am.

perspicacious's avatar

True. Although, I did laundry too. I talked to my daughter a while and phone chatted with a close friend for a couple hours.

TJBM has moved within the past 12 months

Strauss's avatar

If you mean moved my place of residence, false; but if you mean moved my arse, true, true, and true.

TJBM has sniffles from seasonal allergies.

perspicacious's avatar

FAlse.

TJBM cannot take allergy meds

blueiiznh's avatar

false and needs them

TJBM is glad the rain is beating down the pollen

perspicacious's avatar

Yes I am

TJBM has a toothache

Strauss's avatar

No, but I am missing a couple…

TJBM thinks oral hygiene is sexy.

blueiiznh's avatar

true and required.

TJBM has an upcoming dental visit

etignotasanimum's avatar

I should have had one coming up, but I forgot to schedule an appointment and the dentist didn’t call to remind me like she normally does, so now the only time I can get in is in August. :( I hate forgetting things.
TJBM has also forgotten something important.

perspicacious's avatar

I’m sure I have, but not today. :)

TJBM is a Hallmark Channel fan

blueiiznh's avatar

Not so much.

Tjbm will tell us their favorite tv network

perspicacious's avatar

I don’t watch TV very much but I like the movies on the Hallmark channel.

TJBM doesn’t recycle

snowberry's avatar

Oh, but I do.

TJBM will explain to me what is THE LATEST TJBM question, and why did #16 happen before this one?

perspicacious's avatar

No I won’t.

TJBM has experienced a disaster or tragedy that involved fire.

blueiiznh's avatar

nope.

TJBM knows where they bury survivors of a plane crash that occurs exactly on the US and Canadian border.

perspicacious's avatar

It’s up to American families to handle their peoples’ bodies.

TJBM has read a newspaper today.

ibstubro's avatar

False. The only news I get is usually from the radio.

TJBM pines for the good ole TJBM days!

Strauss's avatar

It’s a zombie!

snowberry's avatar

This jelly has been just a bit busy lately, but yes, I do enjoy this game.

TJBM believes in Santa, the Easter Bunny, and zombies.

ibstubro's avatar

I believe they all make good stories, and zombie TJBM questions can be fun.

TJBM thinks there’s still a lot of life in the Fluther Archives.
This was my Dr. Frankenstein attempt to re-waken some old members.

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