Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me______ Part 4?

TJBM has auditioned for a TV show or commercial before.

I’ve always wanted to, but it’s never happened. Looks like it probably won’t. I used to dream about getting a part in something.

TJBM has some awkward situations they’re wondering how to figure out how to deal with.
TJ just dealt with her current one! And it looks like it’s going to turn out wonderfully. :D

This Q is going to be Fluther lore!

No. I have no problem with awkward.

TJBM is fluthering while in class. I am.

I’m confused. Huh?

No, I’m not in class.
TJBM is drinkiing a beer.

@Coloma The Jelly above you said The Jelly below me is fluthering while in class. The next Jelly will say true or false (elaborate if they wish), then they will say The Jelly below me (TJBM) whatever comes to mind.

False. This glass of wine is my drink of choice.
TJBM favorite cartoon is Family Guy.

True! I’m not much for cartoons, but if I had to pick one, it would be Family Guy.
TJBM loves pecan pie.

True! I love pecan pie and Family Guy makes me laugh

TJBM has a to-do list with at least one item that never gets crossed off

False. I always make the list. Infact, I crossed off a few more today. ;-)
TJBE has secret, closet fetishes.

nope and I don’t dare open the door.
TJBM has dropped their cell into the toilet before

False. Never happened.
TJBM can stand on their head.

yep and walk on my hands
TJBM wont eat the last piece of pizza or item on the serving plate.

@blueiiznh really? That’s a neat little trick.

False. If it’s pizza, I’ll eat it whether it’s the last one or not!

The jelly below me is SO excited that one question has morphed into this glorious Part 4!

True. :)

TJBM’s heart aches when he/she is away from his/her SO.

It’s been a day and it hurts, goddammit. I am pathetic. :(

True :(
TJBM wishes that @Jude hadn’t made them think about their heartache ;)

True.

But my ‘loves’ have paws & webbed feet.

@Coloma lol but where’s your question? I thought this s going to be the never-ending game of TJBM!

Oops, forgot that part, haha

Okay, TJBM likes to sleep naked.

yes. the only way to go unless feeling under the weather
TJBM will not forget the question to keep it going

Truuuuue! I never forget things. Okay maybe once or twice.

I really did mean to put a question on there. Oops :) well then I guess the answer would be false and my question iiiis:
TJBM wishes their life was moo ore interesting

@awacting lol
Not really. I make it moreso everyday….
TJBM loves gummy bears

True! I gobble them up!

The jelly below me has an odd fondness for lizards.

Nope. But I surprisingly do not mind when they pee in your hand. :)
TJBM is about to go to sleep before their parents start yelling at them
good night fellow jellies

False. My parents are probably already in bed, and to yell would require calling me… and I just don’t see that happening. Plus, I’m not tired yet. 5 more minutes!

TJBM has never been on an airplane.

True! I almost was 2 months ago, but it got cancelled. :(

TJBM is trying to keep multiple conversations going at once at the moment.

True.

TJBM wants to be Indiana Jones

False. She wants to be a hippie groupie from the 60’s. lol
TJBM is grumpy right now.

@Coloma Keep up with the rules. You have to make a statement next.

False.

TJBM wants to get in on a platonic cuddle.

YES! I need a cuddle.
TJBM has the most amazing blue eyes.

Nope. Brown.

TJBM has to get up early tomorrow.

True. 6 in the a.m.

TJBM rolled down a grassy hill in the last 5 years..

YES. Loved it. Wan’t the grassy knoll
TJBM falls asleep to music

False. The white noise of a fan and reading a book.

TJBM can upgrade their PC RAM without help.

What’s PC Ram? I have a Mac.

TJBM’s doesn’t like sweets. (Freak)

Big fat FALSE!

The jelly below me is very sleepy.

Nope, only 8:38 on the West Coast, waiting in the hot tub to hit maximum temp.
TJBM is a man.

Not the last time I checked. :-)

TJBM gets tired of pancakes after 3 bites

Kinda. Not a big fan. I do love drinking maple syrup from the bottle or can though, and that ain’t no lie. Also, real Canadian maple syrup, not that Aunt Jemimah bullshit.

TJBM has spent time in a mental institute.

“I do love drinking maple syrup from the bottle or can though, and that ain’t no lie. Also, real Canadian maple syrup, not that Aunt Jemimah bullshit.”

Me, too, girl. When I want something sweet and there’s nothing around; straight from the bottle. Canadian Maple syrup, baby.

nope. not even visiting
TJBM can only eat a pancake with syrup

No. I can eat them plain or with jam.

TJBM is afraid of spiders.

False. I still kill them, though.

@Symbeline I have. Visiting someone. My psychiatry-student girlfriend XD

El (la) Jelly debajo de mí habla (o entiende un poco de) español.

Si. Un poco.

TJBM checks their locks twice.

False.

TJBM isn’t nearly as big a geek as me.

False. But, I do love me some geeks.

TJBM is heading to bed like this one!. Nighty-night!

False.

TJBM has (or has had) some sort of babe magnet.

TJ has a smart BM- it only attracts my wife.

TJBM is wondering when these guys will realize that there is now a TJBM 4.

True, I was actually just thinking that.
The nurse in me is freaked out that your BM attracts your wife.
TJBM has TJAM in their Fluther.

@TheOnlyNeffie

Haha. :-p BabeMagnet.
That’s one of the few canine qualities that my wife and I don’t share.

If TJAM=The Jelly Above Me, then one thing I can say is that as much as I’d like to be in my Fluther, I keep rejecting me on the grounds that I find me to be a narcissist.
BTW, I’m honored by your addition. :-)
Many of the insomniacs in my fluther find my answers to be quite therapeutic.

TJBM wonders if there is anyone with the initials of YO living in Youngstown, OH. ;-)

hardly. and even after you raise the question, hardly.
TJBM has been handcuffed before

False. I did pause for a moment wondering if maybe I had been during sex? But, no, I haven’t.

TJBM Lives outside of the US, and frequently is shocked by how Americans think.

False. I do live outside the US, but am not shocked.

TJBM likes it rough.

True. ;)

TJBM loves a good grilled cheese sandwich.

TRUE!!! Best food ever. Especially with hot sauce.

TJBM is thinking the pace of the questions is crazy fast.

nope….bring em on
TJBM is getting hunrgy after all these recent questions

False.

TJBM likes baby back ribs.

Oh God yes! They’re better than sex!

TJBM hates the color pink

@Blueroses Dude. Are you sure you’re doing it right?

@bob_ Does not being shocked mean you think Americans are “normal” or that you expect us to think differently?

I do hate the color pink. I can’t understand why adults wear pink? I do have one outfit that has a little bit of pink and green, and I almost didn’t buy it.

TJBM is watching V like me.

@JLeslie You guys are not thaaaat different.

False, I’m watching King of the Hill for some reason.

TJBM openly mocks religion.

Ehhhh… sometimes. I do. Only when I’m fairly certain there isn’t anyone around that I will actually offend. Which is often. Okay, I do.

TJBM can’t recall the last time they listened to the radio.

@Brian1946 I love the little Youngstown shoutout, now you have me thinking whether or not I’ve ever met anyone named Y.O. from the YO. ;)

I listened to the radio in my car last Monday.

@TheOnlyNeffie My pleasure. Can you think of a plausible-sounding name that would have those initials?

TJBM has skated on ice.

@Brian1946 has been crafting a response for 5 minutes now…dare I jump ahead?

@Brian1946 sure, I can. None of which are names of people that I know. However, I remember a really… interesting… young lady who did go by “Yo-yo.” Does that count?
True. I am a terrible ice skater.
TJBM has skated on pavement.

@jlelandg Go ahead. Hopefully I’m done crafting for the day.

@TheOnlyNeffie IMO, if it increases the number of YO’s, it counts.

I love ice skating. I wish there was a rink in my city.

TJBM is planning a vacation.

False.

TJBM is a big fan of cuddling.

False. I’d rather have a vacation.

TJBM still has boxes of VHS tapes even though they’ve all been replaced on DVD

False, I don’t own any movies.

TJBM likes to dip french fries in vanilla ice-cream.

False. Dude, people like that? :/

TJBM did something very stupid today.

False.

Stupid was yesterday. Fired off an email that I am afraid might have sounded condescending. Oh well. It’s the past.

TJBM has a cat.

False.

TJBM is pursuing his or her dream.

If you mean I’m actually a shark chasin a buncha people in the water, then fuckin A.

TJBM has seen a pyramid up close and personal.

False. I wish.
TJBM has checked their Fluther from the bathtub. Anyone on my Facebook will see the relevance of this. hah.

False. Pics?

TJBM has credit card problems.

Nope, none what so ever, everything I’ve bought so far has been with my own paycheck with the exception of my car which was a present for my 16th b-day and only cost $5,000.

TJBM thinks at times that wikileaks is one annoying pain in the ass

@bob_ pffffft.

Nope.

TJBM hates Ann Coulter.

Hate is a strong word. I’m definitely not a fan.
TJBM doesn’t have a middle name.

True. I have two last names, though.

TJBM likes them apples.

I do like apples.
TJBM always skips breakfast.

True. By the time I get up, it’s lunchtime.

TJBM doesn’t drink tap water.

False, I’m drinking tap water right now. I drink it daily.
TJBM rode a bike today.

False. It’s been decades since I rode a bike, but I did push my wheeled desk chair a few feet across the floor today.

TJBM has acted onstage.

True….I was mother abyss in “sound of music”. way good church youth
TJBM knows celebrities.

Sort-of, in my youth I knew a few but I’ve been out of touch for awhile.

TJBM is up too early (as I am) and wishes s/he had the ability to sleep in.

Ssoooooooo true. I’m brushing my teeth :D
TJBM hates getting up even more when its cold.

Oh, true!!

TJBM has bedhead.

What! Is my webcam on? (True)
TJBM has had some kind of plastic surgery performed on their face.

False, I am what I am.

TJBM is ready for some adventure.

True.

Like the adventure of learning the ropes of international banking and hiring a financial manager when I win the megamillions lotto. haha

TJBM is drinking coffee right now.

False. I’m drinking sprite.
TJBM has had an exotic pet before.

Raaaarg…. No, I haz not. But I wish I could have a hedgehog, or A BABY SLOTH. That would be cool.
A liger if I had a big enough house. :DDDDD

TJBM is on fluther when they should be A) doing homework

or B) getting ready for work/school.

False. I’m fluthering from work, but only when I have time.

TJBM has been to Japan.

@shniernan
I love Sloths. ;-)

False.

I have been to Taiwan & China but not Japan.
TJBM has long hair.

False.

TJBM knows how to change a tire.

True, and I’ve had to a number of times, but now I call the auto club when I can…been there, done that, don’t have to prove anything anymore.

TJBM has had surgery more than once.

False. Never. knocks on wood

TJBM has a crush on @psychocandy :)

False.

TJBM drinks tea on a regular basis.

False, only occasionally. I do have a crush on @psychocandy, though. On @Jude, too.

TJBM has at least one Fluther crush.

True. I have 3. :)

TJBM has a crush on Auggie. :)

False.

I have no crushes, I am too much of a realist.
TJBM has children.

False.

TJBM likes pastrami.

Never had it!! :-/

TJBM has a major shoe fetish.

False .. I may have some but not for shoes

TJBM has already stopped one of their New Year’s resolutions.

Nah, I’m still resolting away.

TJBM likes grocery shopping.

True.

TJBM uses Q-tips.

False. I don’t really know what you could use them for.
TJBM likes martinis.

True. Give me a Dirty. (Three Olives Vodka, please)

TJBM has pretty green eyes.

False.

Baby blues.

TJBM has a passport.

True.

TJBM has called 911.

Yup, when my cousin’s boyfriend smacked me…he thought she was breaking up with him because of me. Ah, that I should have such power!

TJBM keeps their holiday decorations up til 12th night.

False. Down on New Years day.

TJBM has a sports car.

False. It could be described as sporty, but it’s not a sports car.

TJBM has had sex in the backseat of a car.

True.

Many times. haha

TJBM likes to read.

Very true! It’s my favorite activity.

TJBM has thrown up after drinking too much tequila.

True. Ah, to be 18…

TJBM likes the beach.

Damn straight I do, already found a little cottage by the ocean all by its lonesome that I’ll probably be able to buy in a few years.

TJBM loves their rum.

False. Beer, wine and the occasional bloody mary here. Not a hard alcohol type.

TJBM has brown hair.

True

TJBM needs to get some work done and is slacking by playing on Fluther.

False.

I am semi-retired, so, today is a do what I want day. ;-)

@Coloma : And TJBY?

Oops…TJBM drives a silver car.

Nope.

TJBM has never had a professional manicure.

True, although if there was a professional pedicurist who made house calls, I’d be all over that. :-)

TJBM has lurved the OP.

True. This Q is epic!

TJBM has too many kitchen gadgets.

True. Well, it’s not my kitchen, but there are way too many things.

TJBM is into spinning.

False. I am into zumba, water aerobics, swimming laps, and walking.

TJBM is trying to lose weight.

True. 2009 was good, 2010 was neutral, 2011 should be great.

TJBM knows someone who is color blind.

True. My father and here on fluther Zen.

TJBM hates blueberries like me.

False. Love blueberries. I’d marry them if it were legal.

TJBM only wears shoes when absolutely necessary.

False.

@JLeslie Hi. I’m bob_. I’m color blind XD

TJBM has been (or has) disappointed in bed.

@bob_ Now I am questioning if it was Zen? There are several Jellies who are colorblind, if you search colorblind you will see a bunch of questions.

Yes, no, maybe, I don’t know.
TJBM will be the one to end all this!

Nope, this thread series is eternal!

TJBM seen either a Sequoia or a redwood tree.

Oh I wish!! It’s on my bucket list.

TJBM is procratinating doing something.

True.

Just spent a week in the Redwoods last summer.

TJBM has sunshine in their zone today.

@Coloma I think you and I just answered the same post! Ooops :P

@ChocolateReigns

Haha, yes…okay, you go again!

@ChocolateReigns Hi 5 on seeing something on our bucket lists! Mine is the Aurora Borealis.

@Coloma Do you know what the tallest tree is that you’ve ever seen? I’ve been to the redwoods a few times myself, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen the legendary Humboldt Redwood (372’ last I read).

False.

TJBM loves and owns a pair of toe socks!

False.

@JLeslie zen is indeed a fellow color blind.

TJBM likes hot chocolate.

Are there people that don’t?!

TJBM hates hot chocolate.

@Brian1946

I don’t know all their names, but, The General Sherman, and another I drove through.
This was around Crescent City Ca., and I think the General Sherman is in Sequioa Natl. Park.

Fern canyon where they filmed Jurrassic park was AWESOME too! ;-)

False. I LOVE chocolate!
TJBM is having a bad hair day.

False, my hair looks pretty today, I’m having a bad larynx day. Very frustrating for someone who loves to talk!!!!

TJBM has been to Mount Rushmore.

False.

TJBM likes tacos.

True, but I prefer tostadas

TJBM has heard of or enjoyed geocaching

I know what it is & stuff, but I have yet to do it. Sounds like a lot of fun, though.

TJBM has a substantial movie collection.

True.

Just dumped another $135 yesterday on the 2nd, 3rd, & 4th season of Dexter and some other series I love.

TJBM has owned a parrot.

@Coloma Dexter rules! @kenmc geocaching is fun

@Blueroses

I agree! ;-)

Parrots anyone?

False.

The jelly below me needs to go grocery shopping.

True, but I’m pretty sick so I’ll stay home and eat my soup. Wish I had some chocolate, though!

TJBM likes to ride horses.

True!

TJBM is bored with this thread. :)

Not yet.
Waiting for my hair to dry and the temp to rise so I can go haul off all the fallen branches in my yard.

TJBM sings in the shower.

@JilltheTooth

Hope you feel better soon!

@Coloma : Thanx! Me, too….

True! I sing in the shower.

TJBM has never visited a foreign country.

False – but I haven’t left this continent

TJBM is hoping to hear from somebody special today

I did hear from someone special. Gave me some peace of mind for the time being!

TJBM Listened to (or happened to hear) some Lady Gaga today.

False.

TJBM enjoys oral sex.

True. But it’s getting harder to remember the last time. hahaha

TJBM hates their mother.

False.

TJBM likes hot tubs.

Duh!

I talk about mine all the time.
TJBM has freckles.

False.

TJBM thinks it’s hot when chicks make out.

True.

The jelly below me hasn’t eaten yet today.

False!!! I’ve come close to fainting a couple times when I didn’t eat soon enough after I woke up. I probably would be quite sick if I had gone this late (almost 3) without eating anything.

TJBM gets excited when they see they have a new PM waiting for them to read. TJ does!

Yes! It always makes me feel a little bit special…

TJBM loses power at their house fairly regularly.

True! Sometimes for days at a time.
TJBM likes spaghetti.

E’ vero!

TJBM likes videogames.

True I’m on Gran Turismo right now actually!
TJBM got what they wanted for Christmas.

I did! I got a Kindle.

TJBM is left handed.

False.

TJBM likes to spank and/or be spanked.

I’m beting Bob was hoping a female was gunna answer this.

False. Not a fan of being harmed, but a slap on a nice behind of a permissive girl is something I’ve done from time to time. Not spanking because it wasn’t repeatitive.

TJBM has a dangerous food allergy.

True. Strawberries will kill me. am I one space too late to this party, @bob_ ?

TJBM hates going to the Mall

That would be me. I hate shopping. A good year is one in which I never set foot in any mall for any reason. 2010 was a good year.

TJBM still has his or her favorite books from childhood.

False.

@kenmc To be honest, it simply was the first thing that came to my mind.

@Blueroses It’s never too late for that.

TJBM hates the Dallas Cowboys.

I’ve never met them to know if I do or not, but I have no interest in the team or sports in general, so no.
TJBM has a sad song stuck in his/her head.

True, I have many actually, Nine Crimes by Damian Rice, Sun’s Gone Dim by Johann Johannsson, American Pie by Don Mclean, Seasons in the Sun covered by Terry Jacks, to name a few.

TJBM has read Thus Spoke Zarathustra by Friedrich Nietzsche

About a thousand years ago, and I don’t remember it at all.

TJBM is thinking Thai food would be good for dinner.

Nope! I’m thinking about going to bed! :-/

TJBM sleeps with the light on…….

True we have the landing light on for the newborn.
TJBM is always hungry.

True-ish. Not necessarily hungry for a meal, but always hungry for sweets.

The jelly below me can’t stand to watch a movie they’ve already seen.

False. I have a huge DVD collection

TJBM has gotten hooked on daytime soaps (or made-for-Lifetime movies)

No, I can’t stand either of those. But my dad has been home sick with pneumonia and I tease him about watching them and say that he has to have his “stories”.
TJBM wishes that s/he could have been a part of Andy Warhol’s Factory.

Yes, but only because of the music and the drugs. Pop art is not my thing.

TJBM will be eating out tonight.

False. I’m a homebody tonight.

TJBM agrees that Donnie Darko was a bunch of tautological BS.

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

TJBM likes green olives stuffed with garlic and jalepenos

Nope! <gagging>

TJBM never loses socks in the laundry.

Wow, I want olives now.

False. Left sock land is a powerful force.
TJBM bites their nails when they are nervous.

No. But I do bite my cutucles.

TJBM exercises every day.

Well, not in an organized fashion, but I do 25–30 flights of stairs every day in the normal course of my life. If I could remember stuff better it would probably be 10.

TJBM watches Survivor but doesn’t tell anybody.

False. I don’t care who knows it :)

TJBM has a drawer in the kitchen for everything that doesn’t belong anywhere else. and no idea what all is in it

False.

TJBM has lost at least one wallet.

False my pockets are deeper than my arms are long.
TJBM has all this years holidays worked out.

False. Who wants to take me to Cancun?

TJBM is wearing a belt.

True. A smart plain black leather one with a silver buckle.

TJBM knows how to ride a horse.

True. I used to ride horses every weekend growing up.
TJBM colors their hair.

False.

TJBM believes modern art sucks.

False.

TJBM finds Tom Brokaw attractive.

Actually yeah, I kinda do.

TJBM is having a cocktail right now. I think I’m projecting. lol

No, cocktails aren’t my thing.

TJBM is a neat freak.

Actually yeah lol.

TJBM likes grape juice.

False. I like slurpees. ;-)
TJBM has pointy ears.

Not quite. My lobes taper down to small curves.

TJBM is an omnivore.

Yes, yes I am.

The jelly below me has once created a new food dish that turned out to be truly awful. My mom made up a recipe once and my brother and I swore it tasted just like how bandaids smell. We still laugh about the “Bandaid Casserole”.

Almost. I tried making tartar sauce by mixing dill relish with mayo. It tasted okay, but it was too salty and it was missing some subtle flavor that better tartar sauces have.

TJBM likes a tune or tunes that was or were released before they were born.
If so, what’s one of them?

True. Way too many to even begin to list. One would be “Born on the Bayou” by CCR.

TJBM didn’t eat lunch today.

False! My kids dragged me to McDonald’s, since it was the lst day before my oldest goes back to school.

The jelly below me wears false eyelashes.

Only when I stand in for Liza Minnelli. :-p

TJBM knows more than one Neffie.

False. I’ve never heard that name before the Only one.

TJBM knows someone that has done side-show work.

Damn right.

I don’t think that I do know any side-show-ers.

TJBM has been arrested.

I have been arrested once.

TJBM prefers fake flowers to real ones.

False.

TJBM has released an animal into the wild before.

True. I did animal rescue, which included a TNR program. I also believe in have-a-heart traps for rodents and other little critters.
TJBM is craving a milkshake.

False, I’m a vegan. :)

The sound of trickling water doesn’t effect TJBM’s bladder.

True, most of the time. Unless I already really have to go.

TJBM has a hobby (s)he would rather not let other people know about.

False, although that could be said about some of my habits.

TJBM wishes that they could go back in time to save, warn, or otherwise greatly help a friend or loved one.

true, so so true. Mon amour…. she used to be so happy and now she’s gone and killed herself inside, and I don’t know what the hell I would do, but I would go back and do it, I can’t live to see her like this anymore…. (Mon amour=my love)

TJBM is trying to find reasons to smile.

True

TJBM will not think about elephants for the next 30 seconds after reading my post (by which I mean you are now thinking about elephants).

False, er… True. What?

TJBM has an extensive greeting card collection for all occassions.

Not really, although I have some unused birthday cards that I just might give to someone someday.

TJBM has felt compassion for an invertebrate animal before.
If so, what was it?

True. I ran in begging my mother for a bandaid to heal an earthworm when I was a kid. I then moved on the yell at kids who would intentionally pull them apart. yuck.

TJBM reads the horoscope and advice column first, whether they believe in it or not.

False.

TJBM had fish for dinner.

False, I had boca. But I am having fish tomorrow for dinner.
TJBM has never left their country.

Sadly true.

TJBM still buys CD’s like me!

True. I just bought the Best of the Doobie Bros two-disc set.

TJBM can think of a nickname for the Egyptian Queen Nefertiti. ;-)

True. Nefeti! haha

TJBM can’t sleep with any doors or closets open.

Partially true- I can’t sleep with an outside-entry (front or back) door left open or even unlocked.
However, since I live by myself, I usually sleep with most of my inside-access (room) doors left open.

TJBM is now using less RAM than their PC has available.

Definetley below RAM.

TJBM is wearing black socks.

Yes I am

TJBM loves watching the Power Puff Girls :)

False. I’m relatively limited to a crime-drama genre.

TJBM is thinking about going to bed, but can’t get away from Fluther.

False. She is slightly high, and tripping around her house. lol
TJBM has bushy eyebrows.

True. But they aren’t terrible bad.

TJBM was a boy/girl scout.

True, but I dropped out when I reached First Class.

TJBM believes that military intelligence is an oxymoron.

Military as an entity – true; Military individuals – false

TJBM misses when VH1 and MTV had music programming

I’m not sure if I can appropriately answer this one, because I wasn’t born/was still a baby when VH1 and MTV were focused only on music. But I wish I could have seen it, those channels annoy me. Rock of Love? Seriously?!
TJBM loves Soft Cell. (I love them and The Smiths).

I don’t love them, but I do listen to them. I LOVE The Smiths.

TJBM has failed at least one class.

False.
TJBM enjoys getting dressed up.

Kind of.

TJBM is laughing about something funny they just heard about. Me, I was just talking to a friend about the party she’s planning to have at her house in a couple weeks, to hear that she knew nothing about it! Turns out it was just a misunderstanding.

No, but I’m still listening

TJBM is far more kinky than they will admit but plans to answer no so we won’t suspect anything

NO. <eyes shift>
TJBM still has quite the collection of 8 track cassettes.

Nope. Those were before my time. I still have a bunch of tape cassettes from my youth, and my parents’ record collection.

TJBM thinks cats are far superior to dogs.

YES!

TJBM loves vampire lore.

enjoys, but not love.
TJBM had an awesome day!

I did!

TJBM always flosses

False.

TJBM has been to an Olympic event.

True. We saw Carl Lewis win the 100M dash Gold, with a time of 9.99, at the 1984 Summer Games.

TJBM has had an animal in their avatar at least once.

True. I occasionally use an avatar that has a realistic drawing of a cat in it that says “fuck you” below the cat.

TJBM hates pineapples on pizza and is thereby insane.

False. It’s okay.

TJBM is a big fan of 30 Rock.

False. I think I’ve seen it once, though. I really don’t watch TV.
TJBM has fallen in love over the internet.

False.

TJBM turns off their phone when they go to bed.

false…can’t as i am on call
TJBM has some addictive behaviour

Aside of Fluther? I think I am addicted to procrastination.

TJBM is wondering if they made the right career choice.

Very true.
TJBM should be in bed!

True. But, I can’t sleep.

TJBM eats Nutella by the spoonful.

True. Well, I have and I could, which is why I don’t buy Nutella anymore.

TJBM like crepes.

I’m sure I would, but I’ve never had the good fortune to have one.

TJBM is just waking up.

Technically yes, I was nodding off and just drank a mixture of Mountain Dew, Venom, and Ginseng extract and am now back up and running at 100%.

TJBM didn’t know until now that many koalas have syphilis (not my fault btw)

Wow, no.. I did not know that.
TJBM doesn’t drink anything alcoholic.

False. Cheers!

TJBM reads the news every day.

True

TJBM is hoping I ask a question they can answer

True. I am still having a lot of fun with this game. :)
TJBM thinks that feet are gross.

Generally false, unless you’re referring to acquired odor.

TJBM was emotionally affected by Hans Christian Andersen’s, “The Ugly Duckling”.

False. more affected by grimms fairy tales
TJBM can’t wait for more snow!

False- the last time we had snow here was January, 1962. I’ve found plenty of things to do to fill the time between local snowfalls.

TJBM doesn’t believe that they will ever be reunited with loved ones or friends that have passed away.

How’d you know! I want snow!

TJBM has a big nose.

@Brian1946

Yes, my ugly ducklings grew up into swan geese.

False. I think. I’m not sure. I think my nose is pretty average.
TJBM wants to come over and eat pancakes with me… at 1am EST.

true….i will bring the syrup
TJBM has eaten peas off a knife

@TheOnlyNeffie

It’s only 10:02 on the west coast, I am eating kettle corn.

False.

I can barely use chop sticks.
TJBM has a fish tank

False- I believe that fish should be free to roam the sea! Actually, I would go to an aquarium if my wife wanted to.

TJBM went walking in the rain sometime last summer.

False.

It never rains in the summer here.
TJBM snores.

False, most of the time. It has happened on occasion when I’m all stuffed up. Not like my parents though…

TJBM listens to music in languages that they don’t understand.

I do! I love going to the opera. I’ve heard operas in German, French, Italian, and Russian. I understand something of the first three, but I’m not fluent in any of them. Also, of course, a lot of older choral music is in Latin.

TJBM has never paddled a canoe.
.

True.

TJBM has taken part in an orgy.

Possibly. My kids are on this site, you know!

TJBM takes way too much medication.

I’m fairly sure we had the orgy question in one of the previous 3 threads. I know, because I answered it.
False. I rarely take any sort of medication.
TJBM is having trouble thinking of what to ask next.

True.

…?

Oops, I broke it.

TJBM went to school for something relating to medicine.

False. Economics FTW!

TJBM has been the victim of some sort of discrimination.

Haven’t we all.

TJBM is not a big fan of art.

True. I like some art, but I’m certainly not a big fan.

TJBM likes hard candy.

False.

TJBM has had a question recommended to them by Fluther that was way out of their ballpark.
This one was recommended to me.

True, happens all the time.
TJBM actually enjoys speaking in public.

False. But I do enjoy singing in public so it’s not a shynes issue.

TJBM is a competent mechanic and services their own car.

False.

TJBM is a moaner.

Only during sex

.

TJBM has more issues than publishers clearinghouse

False. I give my issues of MAD to my brother once I’ve read them.

TJBM can recall a detail or two of a case involving a miscarriage of justice.
If so, what was the case?

Last night I heard about a guy being in jail for 30 years for committing a crime that he didn’t commit. I was only listening to the TV which is 90* from my screen and a couple feet behind me.

TJBM just ate a scrumptious breakfast.

False, I wish I could. I’ve been sick most of the week. All I had to eat all day yesterday was a piece of toast. I’d love to have an actual meal!

TJBM is looking for a new job because they don’t like their current one.

@Seaofclouds : Aww, feel better, Sweetie… Is Nimbus giving you fits?

Nah, no job hunting for me, I enjoy my lazy status too much.

TJBM has trained dogs.

@JilltheTooth Thanks, it’s not Nimbus, apparently I have some virus that’s wreaking havoc on my body. I went to the doctor yesterday and got some meds for the congestion in my chest and sinuses, so hopefully I’ll start getting better soon.

Yep, trained and bred dalmatians

TJBM wishes they could have had at the least a few more days added onto their winter break.

That would have been nice, yes.

TJBM has done some ironing today.

TRUE…... love a pressed shirt :)
TJBM did not get enough sleep

False. Just woke up about 30 minutes ago and feelin’ groovy!
TJBM is craving Mexican food.

False. I could so go for some lasagna.

TJBM is a fighter.

True. I can’t lie. I have sisters. I like to throw punches. My favorite sport is boxing. I have a violent streak that is practically embarrassing.
TJBM needs to do dishes.

Dammit, Neff, stop peeking!

TJBM loves a road trip.

I’ll do them for you in exchange for coffee. Hmm. And a bagel.

False.

TJBM has flown first class.

True.
Last flight to Taiwan and I sprained my ankle on the boarding ramp…serious f—k’ed up flight with drippy ice bag and limping through the airport in my sock. Thank God for cocktails. lol
TJBM Is currently mad at someone.

False. “Never hate your enemies. It clouds your judgment.”

TJBM likes to read (and use) movie quotes.

False. I trade song lyrics. For example, my friend called this morning and asked what I was doing. I said “Lying in bed.” She said “Just like Brian Wilson did.”

TJBM can’t stand beets.

True. Gag!

TJBM has been divorced.

False.

TJBM has a lawyer.

True, unfortunately. Just hired him yesterday.

TJBM is counting down the days until spring.

False.
I like all the seasons. Last night it was 35 degrees and the stars were amazing on my mountain. I had an out of body experience in my hot tub. At one with the universe. lol

TJBM Has a cold.

Well, that’s easy, I’ve complained to everybody here so much they must be sick of me by now. Please, no confirmation of that, I get it…

TJBM has snuggly snow boots they wouldn’t mind wearing all the time.

False. Despite living in Ohio for 28 years, I do not own a pair of winter boots.
TJBM plays poker.

False. If anyone wants to make a quick buck, buy me a few drinks and lure me into a poker game.

TJBM can’t focus their attention away from an infomercial once it starts.

Oh, man, too true. It’s amazing I don’t have an arsenal of Japanese knives or snack makers. I watch, but I don’t buy…

TJBM missed the ‘60s; born too late.

True – but my grandma tells me not to romanticize the 60s. She says they were marked by lots of funky smelling people. :/

TJBM thinks it’s wrong to put fruit flavors into coffee.

Agreed. keep the fruits out of my beans
TJBM had coffee this morning

Eww, no! Coffee is gross. The only thing anywhere close to coffee flavor that I like is Arby’s Jamocha shake. Yum.

TJBM likes dipping their fries in their frosty. Thinking about Arby’s food, oooh bad idea….Now I really want some!

False. I’m a ketchup girl when it comes to fries, although I mostly like them plain with salt.
TJBM has been in a car accident.

True. It scared the hell out of me for life, I think.
TJBM doesn’t wear underwear.

False. Black boxer briefs.

TJBM has met a future, sitting or former President.

False. I’ve met a couple governors and senators but they’re as common as woodlice.

TJBM can keep a houseplant alive.

True. I have many in my house, and I love them.

TJBM has ordered off of HSN.

False. Only Amazon.

TJBM wears glasses.

True. But not when anyone can see me. Except for Mr. Neffie.
TJBM took their multivitamin today.

False. I had hot chocolate and Rosca de reyes.

TJBM has (or, in the past, has had) to speak in more than one language on a regular basis.

Sort of true. I don’t have to speak in more than one language on a regular basis, however it is a normal part of my life.
TJBM plans on moving in the next year.

Hell no! I LOVE my house in the woods!
I hope I die here in my hot tub. lol
TJBM has a secret crush on someone.

False.

@TheOnlyNeffie How so?

TJBM thinks it is way too offensive to use the word Nazi.

@bob_ what do you mean? How is it a normal part of my life?

False.
I never use it, but, if someone acts like a Nazi, read: control freak..well, if the shoe fits…

TJBM loves their mama.

True.

@TheOnlyNeffie Yes.

TJBM has been to a “special” museum (e.g., sex museum, chocolate museum, etc.).

Very true! I’ve just arrived home after visiting her…. ;-)

TJBM is thinking about what to eat this evening……

Jinx! You owe me a coke! :P

And false, I’m not hungry after the rosca.

I’ll repeat mine: TJBM has been to a “special” museum (e.g., sex museum, chocolate museum, etc.).

True.

Was in a marble museum on the island of Taiwan last year. Amazing sculptures!
Marble is like dirt over there, everything is marble, the sidewalks, buildings, everything.

TJBM likes to ride bicycles.

True! I try to make the absolute best of the short summer we have, and that includes going on atleast one “long” bike ride with my dad and sister. 10 miles is the longest one so far, but now that my sister has a bigger bike and can keep up with us better, I think we’ll get closer to 20.

TJBM should be doing something else other than Fluthering!

True. You know, if people would stop answering this question I could be finished studying already :)

TJBM doesn’t have any trouble understanding Algebra

True.

TJBM has plans for the weekend (and would like to share them with us).

True. Working at my little river store.

TJBM will be going out for dinner tonight.

nope… mexican on the menu
TJBM really needs an evening out.

@bob_ lucky!

Oooh that sounds nice. I guess I’ll have to settle for seeing one of the most amazing people in my life a week from today. :/

TJBM is missing someone.

False. Not missing anyone. haha

TJBM has size 10 feet or bigger.

False. 8.5, which is apparently small for my height.
TJBM knows how many responses are in this thread without looking.

No way.

TJBM woke up late today.

False. Woke up a bit earlier, had to drop clothes at the cleaners.

TJBM knows exactly how much is on his/her bank account.

Yep. I get an email of it daily.
TJBM needs a haircut

True. It’s time for some sort of radical change.

TJBM thinks this question should have its own category and continue forever

ABSOLUTELY! I have already thought it should be an app or site of its own beacuse its so fun.
TJBM knows the hidden meaning of pancakes

It’s more fun than “chat”! It should have a link on the home page so new jellies can get to know the collective. @AmWiser deserves a special award… Jelly Nobel perhaps?

True.

TJBM has exchaged R-rated pictures with a fellow Jelly.

For the record, TJ hasn’t.

False.

My humor can be ‘R’ rated, but no pics. in cyberspace for me, ever!

TJBM needs to do some yardwork. ( projecting again, haha )

False, there is about an inch of snow on the ground.
TJBM is someone’s aunt or uncle.

False.

TJBM has been to Checkpoint Charlie.

False. Never heard of ‘Checkpoint Charlies.’

TJBM is going bald.

False…. however….
TJBM thinks that bald is beautiful.

False.

@Coloma See here.

TJBM knows how to tie a tie.

True.
TJBM is watching the snow fall.

@bob_ Interesting!

False, it’s a sunny but cold morning, hard frost, no snow.

TJBM is at wrok right now.

True. Another day, another peso.

TJBM has been to Alaska.

False. No amount of money in the world could persuade me to visit anywhere that cold. If I’m going to the west US it would be San Fransisco, at any time of year.

TJBM knows the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything.

true 42
TJBM enjoys a spot of tea in the afternoon

False.

TJBM likes Heineken.

False. No beers in green bottles for me. They smell like skunk.

TJBM wants to go skiing or sledding

False, But I am VERY good at building snowmen, snowomen, snowdeer, snowbears. haha

TJBM is hungry right now.

Not really. It’s about lunch time, but I woke up late and don’t think I’ll eat yet. Also, I had a coffee, which filled me up. :)
TJBM hates coffee, but loves tea.

False. I love both.

TJBM has been involved in a protest march.

False.

TJBM has more than five active e-mail accounts.

True. I was a 70’s hippie activist type, now I am a bohemian forest dweller. lol

Most of my activism is in the hot tub.

TJBM Likes a touch of the herb once in awhile.

Well, I like to do more than just touch it… Kidding, kidding! I haven’t “touched” it or done anything else with it in a very long time.

The jelly below me doesn’t want Coloma to know that they’ve eaten goose before.

backing up to Bob’s skipped one
True. I have 9 email accounts.

No, I’ve not eaten goose… but…

TJBM has eaten Turducken

False.

Does Mornigstar farms make Turducken burgers? lol

TJBM has nice teeth.

true. and they are all mine
TJBM is a daydreamer oh oh a butterfly

False.

@Blueroses Dude. Nine?

TJBM has driven a (brand new) car off the dealership.

No. I tend to buy used cars off of craigslist, or something.
TJBM smokes like a chimney and drinks like a fish. (such odd phrases…)

True False; I quit smoking dangit! Why do you people insist on rubbing it in? Oh, you weren’t trying to do that? …slowly backs away

The jelly below me has once felt the ugly monster known as “road rage”.

Maybe once or twice.~
TJBM loves Tom Selleck.

ummmmm NOOOOOO
TJBM loves chocolate

Meh, false. I like chocolate once in a while. I never liked it at all until I started eating it. Then I started craving it. Which makes me regret ever eating it in the first place.

TJBM has owned at least three goldfish over the course of their lifetime.

False. cats, dogs, rabbits, rats and budgies, but never fish.

TJBM loves British comedy

TRUE loves the humor
TJBM and others thought i fell asleep while composing this danged phone

True It took you hours.
TJBM hates snow, loves hot weather.

Loves both
TJBM loves snow, hates hot weather

thought @blueiiznh was eaten by wolves

True, to a point. I prefer cool to hot, for sure.

TJBM thinks Jerry Springer is a good guy trapped in a bad show

Uh…no.
@bob_ : I’ve been to Checkpoint Charlie.

TJBM always manages to go to the supermarket when it’s full of panicking women buying staples before a storm, but TJBM only goes for laundry detergent… did that recently. silly me.

OMG YESSSSSSSSS. why do women buy staples
TJBM wants me to unplug my phone

If you unplugged your phone how could I prank call you?

TJBM Has a Mac and downloaded free apps from the new app store just because they were free.

False. I’m a PC.
TJBM saw/heard something really funny today and is going to tell us all about it.

True. here

TJBM wishes s/he had a natural fur coat to eliminate the need for making fashion decisions

After watching my cats, I’ve often wondered what it would be like to have fur.

The jelly below me once made a difficult decision to abandon an abusive relationship.

@Blueroses that is funny!

@Blueroses OMG that is hilarious

False. I’m 14, haven’t had a boyfriend at all, and I plan on not getting into any abusive relationships.

TJBM’s feet are asleep.

@ChocolateReigns good girl. <3

False.

TJBM speaks Mandarin.

Oranges?

The jelly below me sniffs their clothes to judge whether to “hang it back up or wash it?”