You open your eyes and you are the Frankenstein creature, your first words?
I did not use the word monster since it’s not his or her fault looking monstrous upon awaking.
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Walk this way, and Nice knockers.
At maximum warp, in 2 years, 7 months, 3 days, 18 hours, we would reach Starbase 185
All right, who’s got a smoke and a beer?
Hey doc, would you mind removing the bolts from my neck?
“It seems most of my body parts are working though still quite lingering of pain at the moment. However my privates, specifically my manhood seems to be in a state of rather odd excitement which leaves me no room for decorum so I shall now dare to ask of you dear chap, will you blow me?”
“morning Francois…..” (my SO ;-)
“Why do I have breasts?!”
[Memo to self: Must cut down on the Tequila shots before bed.]
“Why is the top of my head flat?”
Make me a sandwich, and bring me a beer.
How much did I have to drink last night?
“Wow, I feel like I just took a bath with a toaster.”
“I think therefore we are!”
“Why do I look and feel like a pizza just run over by a truck?”
“Check it out! I have one of Arnold’s arms!”
“Yikes! I got Bin Laden’s beard! Hugo you idiot!”
“Even though I’m not exactly a babe magnet, at least I’m level headed.”
“Who’s that cute thang starin’ back at me in the mirror?”
“Could somebody get me longer pants please…pretty please?”
Well, isn’t this a bit Kafkaesque….
Wow, this is so way better than being dead!
I’m gonna go back to sleep now …
If Ashton Kusher jumps out of my closet, I swear I’m going to rip his face off.
“Brrainnss! ( awkward pause ) Oh, that’s for zombies…sorry, my bad. Ok then here goes, aaaarrrghhh! Aaarrghhh!”
I’m too sexy for my bolts!
And I gave fire to people… that didn’t backfire at all.
Modern Prometheus my ass.
The same words I’ve uttered in other serious situations. Holy Moly.
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