Why should one only eat M & Ms that are primary colors?

~~ The other ones make you sterile.

Because people can’t think outside the chocolate!!!

~~ But the green ones make you horny.

Well, obviously, the other ones are unnatural, or “secondary”. Who wants to eat “secondary” M&Ms? He may be onto something.

Please thank him for me. This could be life-changing. It might also help to explain why I have always been a Red Sox fan.

Because it’s cheaper to throw out a few M&Ms than pay for the therapy and medication to treat OCD?

Apparently children are nuts about primary colors.

Obese humans are less motivated only when they must work harder than they are accustomed to obtain food. <—I’ve read anecdote of this type of study elsewhere—basically (fat) people eat fewer Hershey kisses if they are wrapped.

Maybe he is (mis)applying this science to mitigate obesity by creating a rule that ensures a higher level of work when consuming M&Ms.

He’s against miscegenation.

How about’ “off color food dyes contain dangerous chemicals. I have heard that the light green ones contain a uranium extract that glows in the dark and fouls x-rays”

Because they’re pretty!

Your friend is crazy… everyone knows the green M&Ms are the most important ones.

Green is a primary color…

@josie I really hope you aren’t teaching any art classes.

Here you go, @josie

What a great ice breaker! I’m going to use that next time there’s a bowl of M&Ms and a lull in conversation.

When you are painting, it is RBY. When you are exposing or printing a photo, it is RGB. That is what he was talking about. He is photographer, not a painter.

Attorney, photographer, same diff.

@wundayatta His hobby. He’s not bad. I taught him everything he knows.

Should I have simply said red, green and blue M & Ms?. Would that have made it easier to give me some suggestions for a clever response?

Tough crowd on Fluther today.