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Who would you kill for?

Asked by Ayesha (6188points) August 30th, 2011 from iPhone

You can name only one person or thing, that you hold close to your heart. Is it someone special or are you really obsessive about your iPhone? No judgements please, be witty and creative with your answers. For me, I’d kill instantly for my two baby cats.

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Blondesjon's avatar

Whomever was offering the most money.

athenasgriffin's avatar

My mother, my best friend, and my make-up bag.

No, really. There is a discontinued shadow in there. I would kill for it.

Eureka's avatar

Kill for? no one. Die for – my son.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar


She never likes my girlfriends…Oh well

rebbel's avatar

Right now, a beer.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Yes,a beer sounds good!

TexasDude's avatar

Any innocent who was faced with death or bodily harm.

Coloma's avatar

I’d kill only under the most grave need of self defense.
Maybe pick off a Coyote or 3 that like to eat the cats around these here parts. lol

john65pennington's avatar

An old fashioned banana split with real whipped cream, nuts and a cherry or two.

Have not had one in 20 years!

sophiesword's avatar

oh good lord! for the last time woman, your cats are HUGE and FAT, they’re no way in hell babies:)
I can barely pick up Sam.

sophiesword's avatar

But I would kill to see your face right about now, I cant wait till Friday:(

Ayesha's avatar

@sophiesword Aww that’s so sweet!

woodcutter's avatar

No one probably. Maim? Ho yeah, that I would most likely get a rush from. I would try to not have to go as far as killing someone if it was possible. I’m not sure how I would handle that but the maiming part…probably be hard to stop talking about it.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

I don’t know. None of us do.

chewhorse's avatar

I would never kill for anyone.. Maim, bodily harm, even a knee job but not kill.

Ayesha's avatar

@CaptainHarley That’s sweet, how’s that though?


A nice pair of dress shoes and a tin of Black Kiwi shoe polish. hehe.

Ayesha's avatar

@MRSHINYSHOES I think we all saw that one coming :)

CaptainHarley's avatar


Some of us are born to defend the lives and rights of others. It’s a calling.

Ayesha's avatar

@CaptainHarley Why, thank you then!

yankeetooter's avatar

If I was willing to kill for anyone, it would only be to save their life, or some drastic reason like that…

CaptainHarley's avatar


It’s my honor. : )

beccagolling's avatar

My darling fiance, I would do anything for him!

Sunny2's avatar

I shalt not kill. Not because I believe in the Bible, but because I’d be chicken. However in the heat of a very threatening moment, who knows what I’d do. I used to mix it up pretty good when I was 10 and 11.

pezz's avatar

Anyone as long as the pay is good…..

augustlan's avatar

To save someone’s life. Also, for some really good baklava.

ucme's avatar

De big boss man from darkest Peru….he’s nasty & very persuasive.

Pele's avatar

No person can make me want to kill.

CaptainHarley's avatar


Thank you, hon, but it’s who and what I am called to be. Guess service gets to be a habit.

Mariah's avatar

I don’t think I could ever kill under any circumstances.

There are situations in which I do think it would be okay – kill one person who’s threatening many, for instance. But I don’t think I could bring myself to actually do it.

Oh, you wanted witty. Damn, I’d kill for the opportunity to just live in a big Hobby Lobby and use everything there for free.

WestRiverrat's avatar

If I told you I’d probably have to kill you.

OpryLeigh's avatar

My boyfriend. Sorry, not witty or creative but true.

CaptainHarley's avatar

“Come to the nightmare, come to me.
Deep down in the dark where the devil be.
In the Maw with the jaws and the razor teeth,
where the brimstone burns and the angel weeps.
Call to the gods if I cross your path,
and my siloutte hangs like a body-bag.
Hope is a moment now long past,
‘The shadow of death’ is the one I cast!”

psyonicpanda's avatar

If someone ever seriously harmed one of my kids…I would not think twice about ending the existance of that person.

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