NSFW (if you want)- What do you find secretly sexy about yourself?

Nothing. I’m pretty ugly.

I am so ugly that when I walk by the mens room, all the toilets flush.
I am so ugly that when I was a kid playing in the sandbox, the cat buried me.
I am so ugly than when I went for my prostate exam, the doctor stuck his finger in my mouth.

Well, now that you ask, my pink ears are pretty damn sexy.

Sometimes when I’m sitting in the corner of my local nursing a Guinness and licking my eyebrows (disgusting habit, I know) women come over to me constantly and start chatting me up, whereas I’d think that such a disgusting habit in public would rather drive people away…

@HungryGuy I do the same. And you made me laugh. : ]

My voice.

Everything.

Secretly sexy? It is no secret. I have a very sexy mind.

I don’t really have anything about myself that I find secretly sexy. I’ve lapsed over into overt sexiness.

It’s no secret. Guys without prostates can do it again and again and there is no mess after they’re done. That is a pretty neat feature.

@scuniper :-)

My dong. It has an almost sculptural quality to it.

My eyebrows. And I’m not one to brag, but I am pretty skilled in the blowjob/deep throat department.

@LuckyGuy That is fantastic!

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Just awesome.

@deni I know, right? There is no need to withdraw – from anywhere! And you’re ready to go again and again with very little down time. Frankly I don’t know why more women don’t look for men with this optional feature. Obviously some education is in order.

I’m as sexy as a tractor. Now I’m just waiting for a certain someone to come and post a certain music video.

Well, I like my hair, and Béatrice Dalle convinced me that having huge front teeth is awesome. I’m not even making a joke. But nobody understands me if I don’t fuck around. ^^

@LuckyGuy Probably because it’s considered in bad taste to ask a guy five minutes after meeting him, “so… do you still have your prostate?”. Usually, by the time you find that info out, you’ve already come up with several other reasons why you like him.

I’m really verbal in bed. Partly, because I’m just a verbal person, and talk out loud to myself all the time, so I it’s an extension of that. But I also believe a lot in actively communicating in bed, so I never think I should be less verbal. Probably take down the decibel level when it’s late at night on weekdays, for my neighbors sake, though…

I think the fact that I am not ashamed of my unique (for my age group) taste is sexy. My boyfriend may make fun of me for being a fan of certain bands, films, fashion etc but I know that he also loves the fact that I am a bit of a black sheep among my peers. I also get very passionate when it comes to things that I have a strong opinion about, this can be sexy (so I’ve been told) providing my soap box isn’t too high that it turns more irritating than sexy. Personally, I like my laugh.

Looks wise, I keep fit and strong without being freaky. I find this sexy in other women so hopefully others find it sexy in me.

@deni I was once told that I had sexy eyebrows. It’s probably the most random compliment I have ever received!

I’ve been told I give great head, so that’s my ace in the whole. Apparently, I also have a sexy back. Odd.

@Aethelflaed I guess you’re right . That is not typical conversation for people who have just met – it should be. Maybe I should start a campaign so it is.
A looong time ago…. my dad got a vasectomy. He was given a lapel pin that had the male symbol (circle and arrow) with a cut at the bottom of the circle. It was supposed to tell women that he had been snipped and was shooting blanks. I wonder what the symbol for no prostate should be? Energizer bunny?

@augustlan Ummm… are you busy this weekend?

@LuckyGuy As a matter of fact, I have that listed under “looking for” on my profile on a dating site.
Looking for a guy that has no prostate. :-)

@chyna You just made my day!

Well, it’s all a secret, because that is called being modest. Lol. No one can really act like they’re sexy or they’ll just look conceited or arrogant.

My slimness.

Mmmmm, those lips!

Brag? No. Not only is it terribly tacky and unattractive to brag about one’s bedroom skills, but pleasure is subjective, so how dumb would I feel if I spent a bunch of time talking about how I rocked in the sack, only to not get the person off or something? Much better to keep your mouth shut and let them be pleasantly surprised. :)

I think my secret weapon is that I’m very reactive, which I’ve been told is quite enjoyable. I’m also rather sensual and intuitive, which (and I say this as humbly as possible) I believe leads me to be a pretty good lover. I can read my partners well and I very much enjoy playing them like a finely-tuned instrument. :]

Damn it. I meant “ace in the hole”.