NSFW What is the correct response to the greeting "Hey, how's it hangin'?

“Down low, bro”.

Nobody actually do this.

“Low and lazy” – Homer Simpson

Good.

Flaccid.

To the left or the right, whichever.

Like Michael Hutchence having a wank!

I haven’t heard anyone ask that since the 1970s.

Under the orange tree!

High and dry, my man!

Sweet and low, bro!

All ri’!

My penis is hanging just fine, thanks. A little to the left, if you must know.

Who said it’s hanging?

On the left, as per.

You’d probably get a marked reaction if you said something like “To my knees” or “Draggin’ the ground”.

From a tree.

I always respond with an ever so witty “why don’t you direct that inquiry to your mother, whom I’m sure is quite knowledgable in the aforementioned topic?” whenever my compatriots at the country club request information regarding the placement of my genitals.

Anything that’s appropriate.

From where I’m standing, I would say to the left, am I correct?

@Bellatrix Madeja look!

Oh @Wundy…! (Uh oh… Harry High Pants…)

Oh my God! I see I really did make you look!!!!

“Ask your mom.”

In the wind!

What do you say if you’re a female and are asked that?

Low and a little to the left

@Dutchess_III Up high, on both sides…

LOLL!!

“I beg your pardon, but it’s not hanging. It’s snuggled in a hoodie.”

Loose and full of juice. You?

Only when I’m nursing, @Adirondackwannabe

@Dutchess_III LMAO I was thinking with my… male perspective. That’s great.:)

A couple of women have been chiming in. ;) I was actually asked that question by a total moron once. I think it was meant to be a pick up line…Oh! Now I gotta find that question I quit following!

It had to be asked by a moron. It would be how are they hanging.

Jeez, neither one of you laughed at my hoodie joke? I’m sad.

@WillWorkForChocolate I’m trying to be a little careful.

Careful?

It’s called BC, @WillWorkForChocolate. The only way he knows how! Since it’s against the law to have it any other way. : )

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@WillWorkForChocolate I laughed at your hoodie comment :p

I didn’t get the hoodie joke. Don’t say it…I know. I’m a twit…

It’s not hanging it’s dragging, long and loose, full of juice, big enough to fuck a moose!

“Just like it always does.”

@Symbeline Ew!! Get that thing away from me!!

lawl

@Dutchess_III Okay. I don’t have a wang that hangs, right? :P I have a little pea in a hoodie. You know… your little bean? Your little man in a boat? That special little nubbin? LMFAO. So, if someone were to ask me, “How’s it hangin?” I would answer with, “Actually, it’s not hanging, it’s snuggled in a hoodie.

I’ve never understood how the term ”man in a boat” was appropriate. Surely it should be ”woman in a boat,” yes?

@SavoirFaire LOL, true.

Ah yes. I do see now. I was seeing a gangsta running around in a hoodie and I could NOT make the connection!