How do you react to the little comments under your name when you log in?

If I am in the mood to notice, they usually make me smile.

I enjoy them quite a bit. I always seem to get one suggesting I should stay right before I log out, though. It’s like Fluther can sense me trying to leave and wants to drag me back in.

I get totally crazy from it.
I log in, I log out.
Then I have to log in again, only to be told to log out again.
And on and on and on….

@rebbel I don’t understand.

@Sunny2 See the red ‘circle’.

@rebbel I’m feeling stupid. Draw me a map.

To be honest, I don’t really notice them that much anymore. When I do, though, it’s nice. :-)

It called me an assbasket once.

What comments under my name? I don’t get comments under my name. Are you telling me you get comments? What kind of comments? Should I feel left out? Or blessed?

Oh wait. Those comments? I guess I never pay attention to them. Should I?

@Sunny2 He’s referring to the “log out/log in” that is under the little messages.

They always make me smile. I think they are adorable and I love the fact that I am still their favorite ; )

@Symbeline Me too.

They are so cheesy it makes me smile.

@KateTheGreat Yeah. I forgot how to smile, until I saw those. XD

It really pisses me off when I spend half an hour totally cleaning off my computer desk, then I log in to Fluther and it tells me my desk is a mess. WTF?

And now it’s speaking French to me. This is America, dammit!

@EnchantingEla That’s not a circle, but I’m tired and may be a bit dense.
By the way, You are not their favorite. I am! They said so.

I think they are sweet mostly. Except when they say my hair is a mess or I have food between my teeth.

I don’t.

Those comments are fun. I always have little internal dialogues based on them. Like ‘my hair looks great today’! I respond ‘really, have you seen me this morning?’

I find them to be a very thoughtful touch. Wish we could get some new comments into rotation . . . like, “the glow from the orange tree becomes you.”

I use them to determine my investment strategy for the day. Doesn’t everyone?

So that’s what they are for!!!! Thanks @LuckyGuy. Here goes the family fortune! If I double it by tomorrow, I’m taking everyone to Bora Bora with me!

I don’t have any emotional response to an electronically generated sentence.

Sorry. lol

I very rarely notice them anymore.

@wundayatta Yep. That’s what they are for. Even number of letters means the market will go up tomorrow so you should buy Call options. Odd number of letters means the market is going down tomorrow so you should buy Put options. ... Or is it the other way around… I forget.
I’m sure it is right 50% of the time.

@Sunny2 nuh-uh!! I wasn’t suppose to tell anyone but the cat’s outta the bag now…
Let’s runaway together!

@EnchantingEla I feel jilted and I’m pouting. Maybe next week. Where in the world would we go?

I usually become sexually aroused; on occasion, however, I become so agitated as to soil myself. In short, they are a central part of my day.

@Sunny2 Don’t trip over your lip! heehee We shall go some place warm and sunny, sip on our favorite iced beverages and dig our toes into the sand. ; )

Sounds nice. I’d pull my lip back in for that.

Dude, someone was “obscene”?? In the Fluther world of rampant NSFW questions and comments, how does one cross a line so far as to be considered “obscene”? :D

@WillWorkForChocolate I asked a question about this obscene thing before. It’s a rare sight, but it seems to be legit. This is only the second time I see it. We should get an award just for seeing it.

@WillWorkForChocolate The moderated comment was left by a hit-and-run troll, not a regular member.

@SavoirFaire Well, damn. I got all excited for nothing.