Anyone want to partake in a haiku thread?

I’ll start

One two three four five
One two three four five six sev…
One two three four five

There was this zombie.
He was biting some fucker.
So I shot his ass.

@Symbeline I want to see that on published.

My favorite Jewish haiku:

Is one Nobel prize
Too much to ask of a child
After all I’ve done?

@Adirondackwannabe I’m a starving artist living in her attic, it ain’t gonna happen.

I make horror films.
But the beasts, they come to life.
And kill everyone.

She looks lost, confused
Young, bold, and too good for me
I tell her goodnight

Chinese characters
stolen by the Japanese
used to write Haikus

Not mine, but worth sharing nevertheless:

Haikus are awesome
but sometimes they don’t make sense
refridgerator

@fremen_warrior haha I have a shirt with that on it. It’s the best. People always comment on it. This one is next on my list of shirts to get.

No, thank you. Old news.
Yawn. Five syllable words like
Monosyllabic.

If you’re going to crib
An old haiku, spell it right.
Refrigerator.

I should be in bed.
My mind is stuck in Fluther.
Sleep insists. . .Goodnight.

Are you okay? I
Care for you, but belong now
In another’s arms

And, on a less dire note:

Hello again, fellow
Flutherites I have missed you
Some more than others :P

I need to count five
But everything is seven
Counting on my fing-

Never understood
the big deal about haikus
seem kind of stupid

What the fucku
Is a haiku
I have no clue
How about you…....hoo :¬)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Haiku is like life:
You always wish for just a
Few more syllables.

Here’s one I wrote at college:

Eraser shavings
Strewn throughout sheets and blankets
Calculus in bed

Story of my life :P

My love burns like a
Burning flame of hot lava
Incinerator

Can you stomach this?
Gastroenterologist . . .
So intestinal

…In
.......rhythmic
...............pattern
.
.
......................The
..........................moon
............................and
.............................tides
...........................wax
........................and
.....................wane
.
.
...............But
..........not
......you
....my
.dear

On toilet I died,
Dropping burning hunks of love,
Call me king of rock