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George W Bush would have made a great________?

Asked by Harp (19179points) May 30th, 2008

I try to be positive and tell myself that some people may have just gotten some bad career counseling along the way and ended up in the wrong job for them. What do you think W’s missed calling might have been?

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PupnTaco's avatar

Propane salesman.

Wine3213's avatar

Crash Test Dummy

BronxLens's avatar

1 Flatulence Analyst

2 Barnyard Masturbator

3 Brazilian Mosquito Researcher

4 Sensory Deprivation Subject

5 Carcass Cleaner

El_Cadejo's avatar

@BronxLens is it bad that after reading your link i think that being a Sensory Deprivation Subject would be an awesome experience?

AstroChuck's avatar

License plate maker.

kevbo's avatar

Softcore porn actor

5th grade class president

Sniglet coiner

Wizard of Oz (not the old man, the apparition)

Bad News Bears head coach

marinelife's avatar

Mail room worker.

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

A French Tickler?

brownlemur's avatar

Mattress stain.

Dog's avatar

Door Stop.

lefteh's avatar


Trustinglife's avatar

“Welcome to Denny’s. What can I get for y’all tonight?”

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willbrawn's avatar

used car salesman

tekn0lust's avatar


If he’d have just told us the truth and talked to us like we were adults instead of children.

shilolo's avatar

Golf pro.

Trustinglife's avatar

Bartender. Didn’t he want to be everybody’s favorite drinking buddy?

wildflower's avatar

Somewhere out there, there’s a village missing its village idiot…

jrpowell's avatar

Bush doesn’t play golf anymore.

I admire the sacrifices he is making. He is a great man.

shilolo's avatar

@JP. I missed that about the golf. Good to know.
That said, he seems the perfect, goofy, know-it-all type to be an outstanding golf pro at some puny driving range. I mean, can’t you just see him hanging out with Cheech Marin?

marinelife's avatar

@johnpowell The Daily Show was hilarious on the golf statement, showing him biking everywhere and dancing (?) with African leaders.

wizard's avatar



Hotdog salesman.

Marilyn Manson’s husband.

Spargett's avatar

…Statistic for drunk driving + seatbelt safety.

aloha's avatar

A taste of his own medicine:

Guantanamo detainee
Abu Ghraib inmate
Texas death row prisoner

benseven's avatar

rug for my fireplace.

Trustinglife's avatar

Beer vendor at baseball stadium.
(“Get your ice cold beer right here!”)

wizard's avatar

Sacrifice to the Gods.

wizard's avatar

Nintendo character.

bulbatron9's avatar

…dried “flake” on his mother’s leg!

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Randy's avatar

Magician. Who doesn’t like a magician?

gailcalled's avatar

Infomercial hustler.

wizard's avatar

And his head could be a bowling ball.

superdan's avatar

bathroom attendant

kapuerajam's avatar

a dirty sock of a hiker

BronxLens's avatar

Top 9 things to do with W if he was a lightbulb:

10 – Don’t change it, just say you are conserving energy.

9 – Carry it to business meetings, and then when someone asks you a question, hold it over your head and say you are all out of fresh ideas.

8 – Try to recharge it.

6 – Mount it and watch it instead of the TV.

5 – Drop it in the community pond and see if it floats.

4 – Take it to a rock concert and hold it in front of you and wave it around (because you are too cheap to buy a lighter).

3 – Smash it with a hammer.

2 – Sell it to a stupid kid on the street.

1— Hold it upside-down in the middle of a flat field during a thunderstorm, wait for lightning, and then watch it glow!

Note: #7 just doesn’t make sense, which is why maybe I should have left it in the list

jstringham21's avatar

Inspector for locked doors that aren’t expected to be locked

that OR…

chew toy

wizard's avatar

Or a GTA4 “dummy”?

Wine3213's avatar

Horse semen extractor

gailcalled's avatar

@Wine: See BronxLens’ #2.

chaosrob's avatar

Coke mule.

Trustinglife's avatar

“Would you like fries with that?”

shockvalue's avatar

nominee for biggest douche in the universe.

breedmitch's avatar

President-—(of the Midland- Odessa Chamber of Commerce)

khelms01's avatar

this post shows all that’s wrong with the left in this country

kevbo's avatar

Well, what’s your answer then?

khelms01's avatar

Barack oBAMa would make a great incompetent naive fool, race baiter, biggot, terrorist sympothizer, Jimmy Carter II, Socialist, Elitist, anti American stumbling fool who can’t make a coherent statement without his TelePrompTer. WAIT A SECOND… THATS EXACTLY WHAT HE IS.

shilolo's avatar

Barack oBAMa would make a great incompetent naive fool (Umm, this pretty much describes the last 8 years)

race baiter, biggot (Really? The Republican party doesn’t use race and bigotry to sway voters? Willie Horton, gay marriage amendments, anti-immigration bills, etc…)

terrorist sympothizer, Jimmy Carter II (you know this how?)

Elitist (GWB went to Andover, Yale and Harvard, but he’s an “average joe”?)

anti American (if anyone is anti-american, its GWB. By eliminating personal freedoms, he has destroyed 200 years of liberty)

stumbling fool who can’t make a coherent statement without his TelePrompTer (you can’t be serious here, right? The list of Bushisms is a mile long, and that’s with his teleprompter)

kevbo's avatar

@khelms01: Hi. What’s your answer to this question?

Harp's avatar

It’s hardly just the Left that thinks W is in the wrong job. If 2/3 of the people you work for think you’re doing poor work, then you’ve probably made a bad career choice. I think that’s a generous way of looking at it.

iamatypeofwalrus's avatar


oh wait. he did.

shilolo's avatar

Crackhead. Oh, snap, he did that too.

shockvalue's avatar

Coke not crack, he is an American aristocrat.

shilolo's avatar

Well, he says he “doesn’t remember that period in his life”, so its a lot more fun imagining him hitting the crack pipe

wizard's avatar


Trustinglife's avatar

I know this question is old / dead…

But I just saw this very funny YouTube animated creation of Bush pounding the pavement handing out resumes and then interviewing to work at Planned Parenthood. It’s funny – thought I’d share it here.

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