He had an affair with a beautiful crazy woman, I think. Who wouldn’t? She was a fitness buff, and pretty smart. She was taller than him (not sure what shoes shew as wearing). But she fell for him and gave him the admiration he probably found indispensible and eventually, he wanted her badly and she wanted him.
But then, she couldn’t have him. They were both married. They didn’t get a chance to see each other very often. And she saw him hanging out with another beautiful woman. Perhaps he was spending less time with her. Maybe their affair was over by then. In any case, she couldn’t stand the idea of this other woman having him. Bad enough that his wife had him, but she probably never slept with him, anyway, it they are a typical couple. So she wasn’t a worry.
But this new woman was a worry. She was young. She was married, too, but that didn’t mean anything. Married people hop from bed to bed like bunnies, as we all know. So she needed to warn this chick off. Send her a few messages. It’s normal, right?
Well, not to the new babe. She reported it to the FBI, and one thing led to another, and the FBI found itself knee deep in shit. And of course, they had no idea what to do. They knew Congress would want to know, and yet they had investigated and there was nothing illegal going on. But shoot. This is too delicious to leave alone. Gotta find some way for it to slip out. So let’s tell someone. Anyone plausible.
So they did. And do it got out. And indeed, it got out from the person who did it.
The FBI surely must feel smug. They didn’t have to make anything happen. They just told the general what they knew, and he took care of it for them.
Personally, I think it’s bullshit that he felt it necessary to resign. We live in a very priggy country. Makes me sick. Even if he is a Republican.